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The Chicago Cubs improved to 7-2 with a sweep over the Pittsburgh Pirates, and their bullpen had a lot to do with it.
Sunday afternoon, the Chicago Cubs improved to the league’s second-best record at 7-2 with a series-clinching win over the Pittsburgh Pirates. The 2-1 victory sealed the sweep as the Cubs have now won every one of their three series thus far in this young 2020 season.
Jon Lester took the mound Sunday, and ran into some early trouble. In the first inning, Lester gave up a solo home run to shortstop Kevin Newman which made it 1-0, and he followed it up with a walk.
However, following that small blip, Lester was fantastic. He allowed just four hits over six innings, with just that single run allowed. He also did not walk a batter after that initial BB in the first.
The next three innings, Chicago’s bullpen allowed just two hits, zero runs and struck out three. After Casey Sadler pitched 1.2 innings, Dan Winkler stepped in and struck out a pair of batters and did not allow a single hit.
Following Winkler’s stint, Ryan Tepera tossed 11 pitches in his three outs and allowed a single hit.
Lost in all of this was a very late rain delay. The Cubs and Pirates were tied at one run apiece in the middle of the ninth when the grounds crew rolled out the tarp for a little while. The Cubs couldn’t get it closed out in the bottom of the ninth, so it went to extras.
In the bottom of the 11th, Javy Baez hit a game-winning base hit which brought in David Bote from third.
The Cubs’ other run earlier in the game was scored by Willson Contreras off a Kyle Schwarber hit. It was a pitcher’s duel for most of the game, but the Cubs’ two runs were enough to pull off the sweep.
Sunday’s game was much different than Saturday night, when the Cubs went into the ninth inning up 4-0. Kyle Ryan was credited with giving up three runs, as Chicago barely squeaked by with a 4-3 victory.
So far this season, the Cubs bullpen has been historically bad — maybe the worst in the history of the majors. Only time will tell if they reach that point — and it doesn’t matter that the season is shortened. They’ve been horrendous.
But, Sunday afternoon, the Cubs may have found their pair of most solid relievers to count on this year in Sadler and Jeremy Jeffress, the latter whom closed it out for them. Rowan Wick has had his moments, too, but other than those three, it’s been rough sledding.
The fact that the Cubs got such a great showing out of their pen on Sunday proves that there is indeed hope. They just have to figure out the right guys to put out there day-in and day-out.
According t dubious information source Faque Nooze, their correspondent, Tosh Piffle, conducted an interview with sex-trafficker suspect, Gisaine Maxwell. The transcript:
Piffle: Some critics claim that President Trump, in his favorable comment about you, was blowing a dog whistle to you. What would you say to POTUS concerning the allegation?
Maxwell: Beg your pardon?
It was reported that Maxwell immediately tramped off in a snit.
As she reached the exit, she was heard to roar, “And the rumors about me and Epstein are insane. I’m a Sox fan. Can’t stand the Cubs.”
Sports are very far from being a priority right now in the United States, but at the same time their value is rather important within this moment. Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the entertainment industry is essentially shut down, and most of the businesses that comprise the tourism sector of the economy remain closed.
In short, there isn’t a whole lot to do, and as we try to stay home as much as possible to fight the spread of coronavirus, we need something to watch on television. Luckily, the NBA, MLB and NHL are all currently active and providing some sort of escape during a very trying year.
For us amateurs, sports provides exercise and the wellness benefits wherein. And with most of us not feeling comfortable to go back to the gym yet, it’s the best time for year to be exercise outside. For those who make a career out of sports, these times can be quite tough, as the business side is hampered by either being shut down, or having to operate in a stripped down format. One thing we all have in common right now, professional athletes, amateurs, weekend warriors, people who work for teams, is the need to prioritize safety.
Remember, it’s just a game or a pasttime, public health and safety comes first. That all said, let’s see how our local teams are doing.
Cubs
The North-siders, despite having no semblance of a bullpen at all, are currently atop the Chicago sports pecking order. The three-time World Series champions entered the day with the best record in the entire National League, and they have done it without getting much of anything from their best overall player, Kris Bryant. He is out for the second day with gastrointestinal issues and will be getting tested again for COVID.
He has yet to homer and is only batting .120 on the very young season thus far. One thing certainly going in the Cubs favor right now is health and fitness.
The Sox got off to a very rough start, but have since turned things around. They completed a sweep of the Kansas City Royals today, and we’re now starting to see why so many of us had really high hopes entering this season. Luis Robert, is a five tool star-in-the-making and Eloy Jimenez, acquired from the Cubs in a trade for Quintana, is going to be special for years to come.
If the baseball season can somehow actually be completed, the Sox should definitely be in the postseason, especially with this year’s expanded NBA/NHL model where even the mediocre get in to the playoffs.
We’re used to Bulls seasons ending in June, but typically it’s for a really exciting reason, not an awful one. Last month, it was announced that the Bulls, due to their atrocious record, would be left out of the NBA’s restart plan.
The top 22 of the league’s 30 teams (so more than 2/3, but the Bulls are still too bad to make the cutoff) were invited to play eight games in a “bubble” to finish the regular season. From these eight games, which began on July 30, the top seven teams in each conference will advance, with the final eighth seed in each conference being determined by a potential play-in tournament before the traditional 16-team playoffs.
It all ends on Aug. 14, with any play-in games taking place, if necessary, on Aug. 15 and 16. The postseason will then immediately follow.
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As for the Bulls, well, an ESPN 30 for 30 miniseries, focusing on events of 20-30 years ago, is the most relevant thing about them in 2020.
The so-called Monsters of the Midway, who command an inappropriate amount of attention no matter what their record is, are still waiting on a real plan from the NFL. Chicago is eagerly anticipating what new quarterback Nick Foles will bring to the table, and if his presence pushes last year’s starter Mitch Trubisky to finally live up to his draft hype.
However, the National Football League has canceled the entire preseason, and they haven’t shown much of anything when it comes to accounting for player safety amid the pandemic. This plus the extreme contact nature of the sport means we likely won’t have a season at all.
The expanded playoff picture of the NHL restart got the Hawks in and they looked good in their opener, beating the Edmonton Oilers 6-4 in very exciting fashion. Game two of their playoff series is tomorrow night at the Rogers Centre, starting up at 9:30 Chicago time.
The Fire are currently training all this week at Seat Geek Stadium, having been dumped out early in the group stages of the MLS is Back Tournament. What’s next for them, and all other MLS teams eliminated from the tourney remains to be seen.
“It’s part of the progress,” Fire Head Coach Raphael Wicky said after getting eliminated.
“It’s part of what we have to deal with this year. Like I said, we have seen some really good moments of our team and we have now gone through a very disappointing loss against Vancouver, and we have to keep working.
“This was our third game together with this group. We had two more games in the beginning of the season but there were a lot of players not there.”
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Turnabout is fair play. Certainly couldn’t hurt with the Cub lineup posting at least three runs in every game to start the season. Jon Lester was solid again. The Cubs received another quality start and banked another victory in the abbreviated season. This time though the bullpen was solid for five shutout innings to give the lineup a chance to grab a walkoff win.
The Pirates took the early lead with Kevin Newman’s one out bomb. A walk and a single gave the Buccos a chance at a crooked number, but Lester locked in to keep the Pirates to a 1-0 lead. Lester found his command into the start and was dominate for five scoreless frames. Lester left with the score tied, but the Cubs bats were largely neutralized by the Pirates bullpen day.
Steven Brault was pressed into service and he set down all nine batters he faced in three scoreless innings. Chad Kuhl then retired the next three batters to get into the fifth inning with a perfect game going. Willson Contreras ripped a double to get the Cubs first hit and Kuhl began to struggle with a finger issue. Kyle Schwarber then drove the ball into the wall to tie the ballgame. Kuhl would tough out another couple batters retiring one. Geoff Hartlieb retired the next two to keep the game level at one
Then the bullpens took over the game fully in the seventh inning with Casey Sadler pitching a perfect frame. Sadler pitched the eighth. Sadler managed to get two outs but allowed two runners to reach. Dan Winkler punched out Colin Moran to end the inning.
The Cubs offense was largely dormant the afternoon. Dovydas Neverauskas, Nik Turley, and Richard Rodriguez combined to keep the Cubs from reaching scoring position in three scoreless innings. The Cubs bullpen managed to keep pace with the Pirates. Dan Winkler worked around a leadoff walk to keep the score 1-1 heading into the bottom of the ninth.
And then the rains opened up and delayed the game for over an hour.
When the game restarted lefty Sam Howard was on the mound for the Pirates. He worked around a two out walk to Kyle Schwarber to send the Cubs into their first extra inning game of 2020. That meant the first look up close at the new rules for extra innings. Jacob Stallings was out at second to start the tenth. Pinch hitter Josh Bell hit a solid single into left field against Ryan Tepera. Kyle Schwarber threw an ace to Willson Contreras to nab the slow footed catcher trying to score on the play. Tepera retired the next two batters and the game headed to the bottom of the tenth.
Ian Happ drew a leadoff walk with Steven Souza Jr. on second. Souza Jr. was able to take third on a play where the third baseman crashed too hard on the potential bunt from Nico Hoerner, but Howard punched out Hoerner. He then struck out Albert Almora Jr. before David Bote hit a pop fly caught in foul territory.
Jeremy Jeffress pitched the top of the eleventh and continued his trend of being the stopper in the pen. Jose Osuna bounced the ball right to Javier Baez but Kevin Newman attempted to reach third on the play for some reason. He was caught fairly easily for the first out. Colin Moran flew out and Jarrod Dyson grounded out to end the inning.
Cody Ponce made his major league debut in the bottom of the eleventh. Anthony Rizzo drove the ball deep enough to move David Bote to third. Javier Baez then ripped the ball straight up the middle through the drawn in infield. The offense delivered their first walkoff win in 2020.
Random Reference
The Cubs lineup was largely silent. A day that was meant for offense with the wind blowing out for most of the afternoon, but the Pirates found a way to keep the Cubs bats off the board for nine innings. Unfortunately for the Pirates the game was eleven innings long.
The game really hinged on the depleted Pirates pitching staff having to piece together nine innings. Steven Brault was really good, and pitched as deep into the game as was possible. That meant it was up to Chad Kuhl to cool the Cubs hot bats. It worked for one inning but as he gutted through a finger injury the Cubs bats melted Chad Kuhl’s hot pitching. Or something like this.
I have gotten a positive note or two about my “Black Is Beautiful” collaboration reviews. This just reminds me that I have the great pleasure of being able to drink beers and talk about them on the internet. The fact that proceeds from these beers are earmarked for local causes is really just gravy.
I’m now on a schedule “beat” to handle these beers. One night, I drink a beer in front of a camera, edit and post a video to YouTube. The next night, I write up the review here. If it’s not one of the nights that I need to post the schedule of events. So as of Sunday night, I’m posting about the second of five beers I’ve secured. With possibly more to come.
Skeleton Key Brewery in Woodridge made their brew with Liquid Love Brewing of Buffalo Grove. The two different beers are sold in mixed 2-packs, which I how I scored these. The Skeleton Key version is described as an imperial stout, with sweet plantain and toasted coconut.
First off, this is a solid black beer with a light coffee crema head. Smell upon pouring is lighter than I’d expect from the fruit adjuncts; a sort of bananas Foster without as much dessert sugar. The taste, though, does have more sweetness to it. More chocolate, but the plantain and coconut ride together. Again, this comes out very much like dessert, with roast malt and maybe oatmeal making it smooth. Alcohol is noted here, moreso than the previous “BisB” from Foreign Exchange.
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I meant to tell Kelsie Huff how I first heard her name. It’s so delightful speaking with her that we went off in other directions. How she thought about radio, but ended up in comedy. How she inherited Feminine Comique, the first all-female stand-up class, from Cameron Esposito. Why she created the hilarious all-women comedy group the kates. How she became a headliner in Chicago’s competitive comedy scene (and what she did when it didn’t go as planned). Her path to becoming a popular Chicago television personality with frequent spots on ABC’s Windy City Live and WCIU’s The Jam and her leadership of the legendary Lincoln Lodge’s comedy training program.
So where did I first hear Kelsie’s name? Nine years before my interview with Kelsie, almost to the day, I spoke with Cameron Esposito. At the time, Feminine Comique was a new phenomenon. I asked Cameron which students made the biggest impression. I meant it generally, like what does a student need to be successful? I didn’t expect Cameron to actually name a name, but she did. “There’s a woman named Kelsie Huff,” Cameron said, “and she’s just rockin’ it.”
I heard Kelsie’s comedy a few years later and began seeing her on TV. I met her in person one night at the kates’ show at The Book Cellar in Lincoln Square. She was hilarious and welcoming, and had that x-factor of authentic charisma. You can practically see her genuinely caring soul which adds an extra brightness to her presence. A few times in my life I’ve witnessed people who actually seem to emit a healing energy and Kelsie is one of them.
Kelsie kindly spoke with me by phone about comedy, television, life, and her uplifting spirit and where it began.
HOW TO LIFT UP YOUR FELLOW HUMANS
Teme: I’ve wanted to ask you about your great energy. Your spirit actually lifts up other people. If you were to bottle it, what would go into it? What’s the recipe?
Kelsie: Well, it probably starts from a sad place. I grew up in a real fun domestic violence situation where a lot of women were told that they weren’t worthy. Then put a drunk dad in the mix. Put some therapy in that mix. Then add humor as a coping mechanism along with empathy. If you are someone who experiences feeling “other” or not heard or seen, you want to feel less powerless. So I see value in giving people power. Also, really listening to people and sprinkling some comedy in that energy is helpful. Levity helps connect people. People don’t specifically think about stand-up comedy that way, but my view of stand-up is that we’re alive in this time and space together. Let’s be in it together.
I remember as a kid seeing a shaky bootleg video of Richard Pryor in a coffee shop doing one of his characters. He was so into it that he started crying. Just watching this VHS, you could feel everybody in the audience being pulled in by the empathy within his comedy.
Teme: As a kid, I would retreat and get quiet in difficult emotional situations. When did you know that you had the power to bring people together?
Kelsie: I hear you on the retreating. I was a big reader. As soon as I was able to read, I would hide away. I would read during recess. I would climb up trees and try to be away from everybody because books were better than my dumb-dumb peers.
A couple of things shifted that. Once in a parent-teacher conference, they said, “Hey, Kelsie has to be a little more social.” I had to actively work at it because I was told I had to. I also specifically remember a moment as a kid with a fight in the house. I don’t even remember what I said, but I said something that made my dad laugh and then it didn’t get bad. So I was like, “If I’m able to make them laugh and ease that tension, it might be better for everybody.” Now, is that the most healthy thing to do forever? Maybe not. Then here I am trying to make a career out of it!
Teme: If you can get people to laugh and connect on this earth, that’s a high calling!
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Kelsie: I think it started as survival, but I do think it ends up becoming connective. I have friends who have taken a different path. I know comedians with similar backgrounds that are still very hurt and use comedy as a weapon, which I’m not a fan of. I don’t know if I would call them friends. I would call them “comedy peers.” Most of them are male. They grew up in an abusive situation and are using humor as power and not for connectivity. I agree with you. If you leave this place and have made it better, that’s the best any of us have.
HOW TO CONNECT
Teme: On The Jam when you’re out and about talking to people, you’re able to connect instantly. You bring out their best. How can we all be a positive influence like that?
Kelsie: I have a curiosity about how people live and what they do. You can learn a lot from other people. Steal from the world of meditation! The “beginner’s mind” and “the curious mind” are important for comedy. Like, “Well, how do you do that?” To be genuinely enthused, like, “Whoa, your whole job is making candy? That’s amazing!”
Then, really listen so it’s not about you. If you genuinely want to learn, you have to listen. I think people respond to that. Not a fake listening like, “Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh,” but really listen. Give up your space and whatever power you have. The interviews on the street are not about me. It’s about them. It’s about shining whatever energy I have on them. It makes people more comfortable. If you look at it from a managerial point of view, if they’re comfortable they can give you a better answer.
People just want to be seen. Isn’t that really what it’s all about? Everybody who wants to be famous, they really just want somebody to say, “I see what you do. Good job.”
Teme: So true. I think people want their purpose validated. To know you belong in this world.
Kelsie: I think that’s huge and everybody should feel that way, but clearly that’s not the case. So any little thing that you can do, why not? And it’s really fun. I so miss it, especially the morning stuff [on The Jam] where I could meet a stranger for two hours. You only see a five minute clip, but we’re hanging out with them most of two hours. I get to delve into their world for a while.
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RADIO INSPIRES A DIFFERENT BANDWIDTH
Teme: I read that you came to Chicago to study radio. When did you first think about comedy as a career?
Kelsie Huff
Kelsie: I didn’t really understand what radio was. When I was studying at Columbia, it was a lot of reading advertisements and stock copy and not so much the interview process. I think you get there eventually, but it seemed very corporate to me. I’d watched Good Morning, Vietnam and I thought that’s how radio was, but it turns out I just liked improv and I didn’t know it yet.
I realized that what I truly wanted was creating with other people. So I did theater, some sketch, some improv. One of the reasons I went into stand-up was to write. I really enjoy the process of language, writing, creating and having autonomy. So I went to stand-up, but then I missed the community element of improv. So how I fit into comedy was always evolving.
I really liked the female voice, which I didn’t see a lot in comedy. So then that’s why the kates came to be – because I felt lonely! I felt, “I miss this part. Let’s get female voices here.”
I have to be honest. It also evolved financially. One of the reasons I moved into television is that I was getting more jobs there. I would have loved to get jobs in comedy headlining all the time, but it just didn’t happen. You’re constantly having to pivot. Where do you connect in the community? Where do you connect financially – especially in Chicago where there’s not a booming industry like in New York or L.A.
You have to do a lot of different things. I had to do a sprinkling of on-camera stuff, some teaching, some part-time graphic design stuff, some voice-over. Really cobbling things together and being okay with that. Every experience builds your career. It took me a long time to not compartmentalize and to use all of these things to make me a whole creative person.
I don’t know if it’s a grieving process, but you’re like, oh, wait a second. Even though this is what I’ve been told that other people do, that isn’t going to work for me. I’ve got to figure this out for myself. It’s overwhelming, but freeing at the same time.
FEM COM & THE KATES: FROM STUDENT TO MENTOR
Teme: When did you decide to take Feminine Comique?
Kelsie: Cameron Esposito and Mark Geary created the class with The Lincoln Lodge. I took the class when I was still in the storytelling/sketch world. I took the class with Cameron and then I met a whole bunch of awesome other women.
Because I was doing the kates, Cameron handed Feminine Comique over to me when she went to L.A. Then I started to work with Mark and the Lodge and really grew it. I taught for about five years and then handed it off to Alex Kumin who teaches to this day. It’s still going strong.
I really loved teaching. I miss it. I love seeing people who have doubt find their own words and grow right in front of you. It’s incredible to watch.
Teme: What mindset do you need to go from being scared to confident onstage?
Kelsie: Your first moment in class is not going to be good. That’s okay. It’s not an HBO special. You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable. The idea is we’re all in it together. I have people write and perform the first day. We do bad jokes on purpose. Everyone has permission to be bad. Nobody dies. You stand up in front of people and you do the worst Fozzie Bear wokka wokka jokes. The whole point is to sell them. If you believe your joke and sell it with confidence, the audience will follow you.
There is power in getting the laugh. Once you start getting laughs, you’re like, “Whoa! I just made this room physically react. I want to get better at doing it.” So there’s an immediate incentive right away.
After five weeks, you’re on stage in front of people at the grad show doing your five minutes. Yes, it’s terrifying, but I’ve never seen anyone fail. The goal has always been to get women on stage. We’ll support you!
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Teme: What do you look for in kates cast members?
Kelsie: Amy Sumpter books all the Book Cellar shows. She’s holding down the fort. As far as who we like to book, if you identify as female, non-binary, or gender queer, and if you have something funny to say, you’re in.
We have a lot of newcomers. There’s an intimacy to the show at the Book Cellar. There’s no mic. There are no lights. You’re looking into everybody’s direct eyeballs. It’s not quite an open mic, it’s not a club. It’s in-between. We like when people try different things. So if you’re somebody that does stand-up, if you want to try a character or a story, just email us. If you’ve got a tape, we’ll for sure watch it. Come on in!
TELEVISION!
Teme: How did you first connect with your TV gigs? I always look forward to seeing you on Windy City Live and The Jam.
Kelsie: They used to have a stand-up segment on Windy City Live called “Sunday Night Standup.” I did a bit and I stayed in touch with folks [at the show] afterwards. I think I sent them a thank you letter, and then I was just kind of always around. I would like their social media posts. I stayed engaged. At the time, Cassie was the booker and was in comedy at Second City, so there was that connection as well.
They asked me to do “Host Chat” and I think, again, something that set me apart a little is that I can listen. I’m not there doing my [comedy] bit bulldozing through that conversation. I want to listen to Ryan and Val and the guests. They’re just very charming and delightful.
When I was there, I was talking with everybody onstage, off stage, the crew. We’re all working creatively and we can all support each other and give each other jobs. It turned out that’s exactly what happened.
David Plummer, who was a producer at Windy City Live, moved to The Jam. He got in touch with me and said, “Hey, there are some changes going on. Are you interested in being involved?” I’m like, “Of course.” I think that is the way – to be open to those opportunities, talking with people and also, helping out.
BEHIND THE SCENES AT WINDY CITY LIVE
Teme: I’m a big Windy City Live fan and I’m dying to know what it’s like to be on the show from the moment you arrive at the building to show time.
Kelsie: You get an email from the booker with the details and you’re like, “Cool.” I should probably prepare more, but I don’t. The day of, you walk in and the folks at the desk greet you. There’s usually an intern who brings you back to the greenroom. There’s the big door where the audience is and then right off to the right, there’s the greenroom door. They scooch you in there. All the guests are usually there. If there are musical guests or a big dance group, they’ll go into another section behind the scenes.
Then you have your makeup done, and they’ll touch you up during the show. I love the makeup gals. They’re the best. They’re very chatty and I just want to see them all the time. The intern gives you a packet of the topics you’ll want to talk about. Ryan or Val each have their day to choose a topic. Then they just kind of scooch you to the desk [onstage]. It’s super-fast moving. That’s the thing about live TV. Once you’re there, it’s like boom, boom, boom, boom and it’s done in a flash.
The live element is really cool with the audience responding and laughing. There are fans that go all the time, so it’s really amazing to see them. I don’t have a ton of cash, so I take the CTA. Sometimes I’ll run into the Windy City Live fans on the bus and we’ll chat. It’s great. They’re like, “Oh, hey! What are you doing here?” I’m like, “I’m going to work.” And they say, “Me too!”
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WHEN THINGS GO WRONG (IT’S BEAUTIFUL)
Teme: What is your favorite or craziest moment from being on Windy City Live or The Jam?
Kelsie: On Windy City Live, it’s when they play the games. Once I was on with Val, Ryan, and Leon Rogers playing a game and we were just kind of running around, and Leon by the end was taking his shirt off. It was so spontaneous.
On The Jam, every second is wild. The camera person is out with just their backpack and a camera. It’s not like a big van. It’s very mobile. Sometimes you have two minutes to find people on the street to talk to and nobody’s around. It’s just adrenaline and it’s amazing. Anything can go wrong all the time and I love it. We did a President’s Day where I dressed up as Abraham Lincoln and then nobody was out on the streets. So I was just talking to myself. But it was still fun. You can plan all you want, but when it’s live, anything can happen.
When that happens, there is a camaraderie with the camera person, the producer, anyone you’re talking to and with the people watching, like, “Well, you all witnessed us messing up. Welcome to the party!”
Teme: I love television shows that allow things to go wrong and don’t put a veneer of unreality on it. It’s just honest and authentic.
Kelsie: I think that’s part of watching comedy shows, too. You’re right. When pretense goes away, you’re like, “Ooh, this is life. We’re witnessing it and it’s amazing.”
Teme: Yes. I’m much more at home with real life awkwardness. I don’t know what to do with pretense. Pretense is confusing.
Kelsie: It’s like “What game is this? Where do I put my hands?”
Teme: Exactly! I generally don’t know the rules of life, but with pretense there are a whole new set of rules and I can’t even begin to learn new rules.
Kelsie: Oh, I love it! Well, any time I mess up now, I’m going to think of you.
Teme: Thank you! Whenever I see anyone mess up, I think, “There are my brothers and sisters.” But it happens and we can get through.
Kelsie: Yup, we are not alone in our awkwardness.
LIFE IN THESE TIMES
Teme: Have there been any bright spots to this pandemic?
Kelsie: That’s a great question. I think that the pandemic has highlighted systems that have not been working for a long time; that we have plowed through and ignored for many reasons. Daily life takes over, you get distracted and focused on your own survival and don’t fully comprehend how the systems in place are not benefiting most of us. That goes for comedy, too. Institutions are being questioned and rightly so. It’s challenging and difficult, but long overdue. I think that is a silver lining.
I think creative people are rethinking their role in the world. How do you participate and thrive and help other people? I think there’s ripping and tearing. We’re shedding and becoming something new and flourishing. I think it’s painful and necessary and what we need to do to move forward.
On more of a sillier note, I’m learning how to doodle. I’m like, “I remember when I liked drawing really dumb cartoons. I forgot about that!” I think finding what really matters to you is important. Unfortunately, sometimes that gets lost as you grow up. The pandemic has helped me remember that life can be joyful. I think I always thought that, but needed a reimagining and reopening to how much more joyful it can be.
I also discovered I don’t hate gnats. I didn’t know that about myself. I’m a sweaty person and I’m still like, “They’re fine!” What else? I feel like I had a lot in my journal, but I’m not going to tell you everything.
Teme: You already uplifted me! Do you have anything in your home right now that just makes you happy to look at?
Kelsie: My whole office is like a preschool room. I definitely am stimulated by color. I’ve got this rainbow cloud pillow on my wall. I live in an apartment in Chicago, so I can’t really attach anything heavy. My walls will crumble. I’ve got a Kermit on my lamp. I’ve got rainbows everywhere. A unicorn cup holding my pen. If I am surrounded by a room looking like a candy shop, I feel good.
Teme: Yeah, that’s a good perk of adulthood. You can set up your own space like that. I love that.
Kelsie: I have paints and big pieces of brown craft paper on my wall and sometimes I’m like, “I just want to paint!” Which I didn’t do before. I feel like I’m just surrounding myself with things that make me happy.
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Teme: What is a typical week like for you now?
Kelsie: I took a marketing contract job just because it’s been a while, since March, for comedy. I’ll wake up, I’ll make breakfast, which I never did before. I’m really taking care of myself now. I’m taking the time to eat well and to meditate. I’ll go to the bathroom, which I never seemed to have time for before.
Teme: I get that. I always put that off as long as possible. Not a good idea.
Kelsie: Not a good idea!
Teme: It seems less important than other stuff sometimes.
Kelsie: I know, right? Then I’ll get on the computer. There’s life admin stuff. For the Lincoln Lodge Training Center, I may be recruiting teachers or creating a syllabus. I do a lot of the [Lincoln Lodge’s] social media stuff. I host some virtual write-ins on YouTube. I try to write every day. Even if it’s just five or fifteen minutes or an hour, I’ll block out time for that. It’s helpful to write with people so you don’t feel alone.
Maybe three times a week I’ll go on a Zoom webinar. I like to learn. That is really stimulating to me. I don’t leave the house a ton. I go for walks and occasionally I go to the grocery store, but a lot of times I get stuff delivered. Having a structure helps me. I try to shower and make the bed every day. It helps my frame of mind. Every Saturday I have a Zoom with a couple of my friends and then we do a Sunday Zoom with my family. Same thing with the kates. I’ll get together with them so I don’t feel so alone.
Teme: What have you been reading?
Kelsie: The Chicago Public Library was the first place I went as soon as it opened. I’m reading a thriller by Ann Cleeves. I got a book from Haymarket that I’m excited to read called Race for Profit about how banks and the real estate industry undermine Black home ownership.I’m also reading How Capitalism Underdeveloped Black America. For my birthday, my friend got me a mystery and suspense anthology by African American writers called Black Noir. I’m real pumped to read that because I love noir and shame on me, I have never read any of these authors.
WHERE TO FIND KELSIE!
Teme: Where can people find you?
Kelsie: Comedy-wise, everything is on my website kelsiehuff.com. I am still filming vlogs, but I’m really trying to not take up as much space in the social media realm because the Black Lives Matter movement is so important. But I’m still filming and editing and learning. I’m on all the social medias. I’m not on Facebook a lot, but I’m on Instagram and Twitter.
As far as performance, when the kates do any more online, pre-recorded fundraiser shows, it will definitely be on the website as well. Or you can go to thekates.org. But yeah, that’s where everybody can find my face.
THE LINCOLN LODGE IS THERE FOR YOU
Teme: Absolutely anything else we should include?
Kelsie: We talked a little bit about the Lincoln Lodge Training Center. I know right now is a really financially stressful time for hundreds of thousands of people. The Lincoln Lodge is a nonprofit, so we understand. If you’re somebody who wants to take a class, but you can’t afford it, you can always go to the Lincoln Lodge and send us a contact. We want people to be able to find their creative voices regardless of finance, so we’ll figure out a payment plan. If you’re feeling like you want to try comedy, but you don’t have the finances, still reach out. We’ll figure something out.
Sign up for online comedy classes, including Feminine Comique, at The Lincoln Lodge Training Center. New classes begin on August 4th. Find out about upcoming shows here.
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I’ve been a comedy fan since age four when Moe Howard asked me, “What’s your name, lil’ goil?” Fortuitously somehow by way of Washington, D.C., Poughkeepsie and Jerusalem, I ended up in Chicago, the comedy Mecca of the world where comedians are kind enough to give me their time and where I was lucky enough to meet the great Dobie Maxwell who introduced me to the scene. You can reach me at: [email protected]. (Please remember the “w” there in the middle.)
I am often very reasonably asked, “How DO you pronounce that?” The spelling is Teme, but it’s pronounced Temmy.
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Tyler Chatwood has Chicago Cubs fans mesmerized over his early transformation in 2020.
A year ago, the Chicago Cubs were looking at Tyler Chatwood, the bullpen arm. This was a guy who seemed best suited in that type of role, a year after suffering through a lackluster season in 2018.
Two seasons ago, Chatwood walked batters at a higher rate than any other pitcher in all of baseball. This was supposed to be the Cubs’ answer at the fifth starting pitcher. He ended up falling flat on his face more often than not.
So, to the bullpen he went in 2019.
While the year 2020 has been a wicked, cruel time for the world, Chatwood has made the most of his young season. It’s been a tough few months without sports, and with the nation facing the coronavirus pandemic. But, the moment the MLB season opened up, Chatwood appeared more ready than ever to right the ship.
Saturday night, he took the mound in his second start of the season as the Cubs squared off against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Chicago was fresh off a 6-3 win in their first game of the series on Friday, and Chatwood came into this one feeling good about himself.
After all, his first shot this season was against the Milwaukee Brewers and he came up big time — better than anyone would have anticipated. Chatwood went six innings, giving up just one run on three hits, while striking out eight and walking only two.
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Saturday night, he cranked it up a notch and had us all wondering, “Where has this guy been?”
It truly has been a small dose of redemption for Chatwood, who went just over six innings again on Saturday night. He did not allow a single run, gave up just three hits and struck out a career-high 11 batters while walking two.
Chatwood’s command has looked better than ever through two starts this season. Frankly, he looks like a completely different pitcher; so much more controlled, and simply dominant.
How dominant has Chatwood been in the early going of this 2020 season? His ERA is now sitting at 0.71, which is good for the fourth-best mark across the majors. His FIP also checks in at the fourth-best at 1.04.
With Chatwood pitching surprisingly well, and the rest of the Cubs’ rotation looking formidable, this team has a real chance to do something special. As always, the only question is whether or not the bullpen can hold its own — or better yet, whether or not the front office will address it before it’s too late.
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The Chicago Bears’ quarterback rebuts a popular criticism.
The Chicago Bears are off and running in training camp, and the quarterback battle between incumbent Mitchell Trubisky and challenger Nick Foles is set to begin in earnest.
Since no fans are allowed at training camp this year, fans will have to get their fix through still photos posted by the team on social media, and reports from Bears’ insiders. One such report revealed some information about Foles that goes a long way to dispel one of the criticisms he has faced since joining the team.
While Foles has experience playing in an Andy Reid style offense, it has long been argued that Trubisky actually holds the advantage because head coach Matt Nagy’s version is sufficiently different from that of his mentor.
On its face, that argument seemed to make a lot of sense. Nagy has most certainly seemed to put his own spin on the offense — even if some fans don’t like the results.
However, recently Foles made a comment that appears to significantly downplay that concern. As tweeted by the NFL Network’s Stacey Dales, Foles was asked about the quarterback competition and highlighted his level of comfort in the offense.
Specifically, Foles said: “the beautiful thing is there’s a lot of similarities in this offense from [the] Philly offense, so I feel right back at home.” He continued, “I love this offense. I love the verbiage. I’ve been in this offense. I know what I can do in this offense.”
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Nick Foles asked how he goes about winning QB competition: Big thing is just don’t focus on winning. Focus on getting to be myself out there on the field.” Says there are a lot of similarities to the offense he ran in Philly. Says he likes the familiarity. “I love this offense”.
Those sound like the words of a very confident quarterback who wants to reaffirm a shortened pre-season should have little if any impact on his ability to compete for the starting quarterback job. Yes, he may not have the familiarity with the wide receiving corps like Trubisky does, but a veteran like Foles should be able to develop that fairly quickly.
Look, Foles has bounced around from team to team, encountering new wide receiving corps along the way. As a backup, he’s had to cultivate the skill of being able to quickly form a rapport with new receivers, so this should not be a big concern.
The larger concern was whether he could pick up Nagy’s version of the Andy Reid offense with an abbreviated camp, and his confident words this past week should put those questions to bed.
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The Chicago Bulls sound like they may be on the verge of blowing it all up.
Stop me if you have heard this one before — the Chicago Bulls may be on the verge of another rebuild. The question is, ‘will the fans have the stomach for it?’ Each year it feels like the fans are sold a different bill of goods. It’s as if the front office thumbs through its excuse Rolodex and feeds it to the faithful. Whether they’re going through a true rebuild, or hired a new coach, or have dealt with injuries, the excuses are piling up almost as fast as the losses.
However, it was starting to feel like the Bulls had their young core in place to build off of. Lauri Markkanen, Zach LaVine, Wendell Carter, and Coby White were thought to form a pretty formidable nucleus to build around. Throw in Otto Porter Jr., and another top-ten draft pick this year, and it was reasonable for fans to think the rebuilding years were behind them.
Yet, based on some recent reports, that might be the furthest things from the truth as the whispers around the league seem to imply they might be starting over entirely yet again.
It started with rumblings that the front office (which hilariously promised a ‘players first’ philosophy) was strongly considering bringing back head coach Jim Boylen. It continued shortly thereafter with a story that the New York Knicks and Brooklyn Nets were among teams doing their homework on LaVine ‘just in case’ the Bulls made him available.
Sure, they could just have been doing their due diligence, but teams generally aren’t going to whistle in the wind, and it’s more likely they have reason to believe LaVine could be looking to jump ship in Chicago — mainly because of the aforementioned Boylen.
Fast forward to this weekend, when another story emerged from Joe Cowley of the Chicago Sun-Times. In it, Cowley noted that according to one NBA source, multiple teams are starting to hone in on multiple Bulls, including Markkanen and Carter. Not surprisingly, those are the other two players who have been most vocal about their displeasure with Boylen.
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In other words, it’s not that difficult to start connecting the dots. The Bulls hint at bringing back Boylen and shortly thereafter, multiple stories emerge that teams are interested in the three players who have been Boylen’s most visible critics on the team. This sounds like the epitome of “where there’s smoke, there’s fire.”
If the Bulls blow the whole thing up again, you have to wonder if many fans start jumping ship. At some point, enough is enough, and with the lack of transparency and clarity about their long term plans, coupled with their endless excuses, it would be hard to blame them.
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