Last night, Kamala Harris accepted the Democrat’s nomination for Vice-President of the United States. It was a historic evening as she’s the first woman of color to run on the national ticket.

Between her nomination and speeches given by Gabby Giffords, Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, the Democrats showed they are the party of women.

But, not according to Donald Trump. In a tweet from last week, and damn if everything with Trump is a tweet, Don claims that no one has done more for women than him. Take a peek:

“I have done more for WOMEN than just about any President in HISTORY! As we celebrate the 100th Anniversary of women’s voting rights, we should build a BEAUTIFUL STATUE in Washington D.C. to honor the many brave women who made this possible for our GREAT COUNTRY. Congress should send me H.R.473 ASAP and make this happen! It will INSPIRE all women to continue being bold and brave in achieving their DREAMS!”

All right, then. I did some research and it’s true, Don, your actions have had an effect on the lives of women….even more than you think. Here’s some of them:

. You helped keep Stormy Daniels afloat by giving her $140,000. I know you deny that, but it was very generous of you.

. You bought a teenage beauty pageant. It was nice of you to take an interest in the youth of America, even while they’re getting dressed backstage.

. You’ve spent almost four years trying to defund Planned Parenthood. Yes, it’s a place that provides health care for more women in the United States than anywhere else, but I know you are only trying to get them in to see better doctors at better clinics, right?

. New York Magazine quoted you as saying “Women, you have to treat them like shit.” Misquoted, weren’t you?

. You like to give women politicians nicknames such as “Crooked Hillary”, “Nervous Nancy” and “Pocahontas.” Donald, those are said with love and endearment, right? They aren’t at all misogynistic and racist, right?

. When Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested, you sent her a message of encouragement, “I wish you well.” Such a lovely sentiment.

. Finally, you helped Nancy O’Dell try to buy some furniture. I’m sure she appreciates that.
“I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.
I did try and fuck her. She was married. And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture—I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”

And then you followed up with this. What a compliment to Arianne Zucker.
“I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

So, Don, I guess you’re right. So many things you’ve done to women and we all know there’s many more that I don’t have the space to list. But that’s okay, I’m sure we’ll hear more of your actions in the future. I look forward to the statue of Ivanka.

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