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The Trump’s and Biden’s play Family Feud

Welcome to Family Feud, everybody. I’m your man Steve Harvey.

We have a special edition today. Two great families, the Trumps and the Bidens. Since neither side trusts the other to conduct a fair election, they’ve decided to come to the Feud. The winner is the President of the United States. There’s a lot on the line so let’s get started. Let’s play Feud. Give me Donald. Give me Joe!

Steve: Each question has only one answer. Here we go…Who will really run the country if Joe Biden is elected President?
Donald: Kamala Harris?
BUZZ!!
Joe: Joe Biden?
BUZZ!!
Melania: Antifa?
BUZZ!!
Jill: Joe Biden!!

Steve: Okay….I see no one is going to get this. Let’s move on to question two. Give me Mike Pence! Give me Kamala! What state is most important if you want to win the election?
Mike: Because of the leadership of this President…
BUZZ!!
Kamala: California?
BUZZ!!!
Don Jr.: My dad…
BUZZ!!
Steve: Hey Trumps….a state…Man, just name one of the fifty states!
Hunter: Ukraine?

Steve: I see this is going to be harder than I thought. We’re going to move on to play sudden death. Give Kellyanne! Give me George Conway! This is the final question. What do you call the sounds that come out of Donald Trump’s mouth?
Kellyanne: Alternative Facts?
Buzz!! Buzz!! Buzz!!!
George: C’mon Kellyanne, we have to go and scam the public into thinking we’re this dysfunctional family so we can make more money.
Hunter: Mr. Trump, can you get me a job with the Trump organization? I’m as qualified as Eric!
BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!!!!!!!!

Steve: Enough! Enough! Enough! None of you should be anywhere near the White House. All of you get out of here now before I call the Secret Service. Bring on the next group. Two more great families. Here come the McConnell’s. Here come the Pelosi’s. Give me Moscow Mitch! Give me Crazy Nancy!

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Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Family Feud, George Conway, Hunter Biden, Jill Biden, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Kellyanne Conway, Melania Trump, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Steve Harvey