The Amused Curmudgeon

The Coronavirus Threat the Media Have Overlooked

As far as I know, nobody on TV, radio or print has made mention of what could be an everyday viral menace:

THE HAIRCUT

Think about it. The typical haircutter touches about a dozen heads a day. All it takes is one infected haircutter to infect dozens of customers. And given the exponential nature of this pathogen, thousands and thousands can get ill or perish at the hands of a few infected haircutters, I hate to take away the livelihood of one category of worker; but it’s preferable to taking away the lives of untold number of humans.

The solution? Order a home haircut kit from someplace like Amazon. Then Stay Home.

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