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How Do You Store Cannabis?on June 28, 2021 at 4:00 pm

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What’s the best way to store cannabis?

For flower, the simplest and cheapest method is also the most reliable: Mason jars. They provide a cool and airtight environment, which preserves the quality. Keep your jars in a dark place, since light degrades the terpenes (a.k.a. the flavor), and maintain a relative humidity of 55 to 65 percent. For those of us without a green thumb, drop in a humidity pack, about the size of a sugar packet, which will do the job for you.

If you want to up your storage game, there’s Cannador (from $149), a wooden box that’s like a humidor for cannabis. Or look to the $220 Stori, an inconspicuous shoebox-size white plastic container. It bills itself as airtight, smell-proof, and child resistant, and it includes a dozen smaller color-coded containers — aluminum tubes and jar-like “pods” that come with a humidity pack. An associated app lets you track your stash, so no more weed roulette.

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5 Best Vegan and Vegetarian Restaurants in Chicagoon June 28, 2021 at 4:18 pm

When it comes to dining out, vegans and vegetarians often feel left out with very limited options. Over the last few years, Chicago restaurants have embraced the plant-powered lifestyle and have expanded their menus to include our plant-lovers. From comfort food classics to elevated plant-forward menus, to international dishes without a piece of meat in sight, these 5 vegan and vegetarian restaurants know what they’re talking about. 

700 N Michigan Ave 7th floor, Chicago, IL 60611

Located on the 7th floor of Saks Fifth Ave, Althea offers an elevated plant-forward menu. With floor-to-ceiling windows, you truly feel like you’re part of nature. The menu, crafted by renowned chef Matthew Kenney, includes various interpretations of international cuisines using fresh, organic ingredients. Some of their dishes include the “barbacoa” tacos made with maitake and oyster mushrooms, pepita cream, avocado puree, and toasted pepitas, the zucchini lasagna, consisting of sun-dried tomato marinara, basil pistachio pesto, macadamia ricotta, and herb oil, and the sweet pea flatbread made with green goddess, leeks, macadamia ricotta, picked radish and pistachio. And if you’re a Gluten-Free guy or gal, most of their menu is also catered to you so you won’t feel left out. 

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2311 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60647

The mantra at Handlebar is “food, booze, and good times” — and it delivers on all three. The menu at this bustling Wicker Park spot reads like a typical tavern menu (think nachos, buffalo chicken wrap, grilled cheese, and sloppy joes), but everything is made-from-scratch vegan or vegetarian. The food is made with farm-fresh, locally sourced ingredients, there’s a full-service bar and beer garden, and the regular crowd of locals keeps the good times going. Keep in mind that as of right now, their indoor dining is not open, but their patio is available on a first-come-first-serve basis. 

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5812 N Broadway, Chicago, IL 60660

Alice & Friends’ was founded by Alice Lee in 2001. Their lifestyle flows out of sincere respect for all living things and a desire to make as little impact as possible on the ecosystem. Their goal is to create a wonderland for vegans and those who want to adopt a plant-based diet. They want everyone to be able to enjoy flavorful, healthy, 100% vegan dishes. Choose from an extensive list of entrees, including miso ramen, chow mein, bibimbap with smoked tofu, chana masala poke bowl, and so much more. House-made desserts, like zucchini bread and soy ice cream, make a sweet end to the meal.

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519 N Clark St, Chicago, IL 60654

Beatrix is a neighborhood coffeehouse, restaurant, and meeting place in Chicago’s River North, Streeterville, Fulton Market, and Oak Brook neighborhoods. The restaurant is the brainchild of Lettuce Entertain You Enterprises’ Founder Rich Melman, Executive Partner, and Divisional President Marc Jacobs and Chef Partners John Chiakulas, Rita Dever, and Susan Weaver. The menu features healthy meets delicious options and is known for its iconic coffee and bakery counter, including signature cookies and in-house pastry favorites. You’ll find plenty of options where vegetables are the star of the show, like the asparagus and pea risotto made with farro or the eggplant steak.

Make reservations for the River North location here.

Make reservations for the Streeterville location here.

Make reservations for the Fulton Market location here.

2333 N Milwaukee Ave, Chicago, IL 60647 

The Chicago Diner offers an atmosphere as American as mini-malls by decorating the place with vintage ads and neon lights and serving up heaping helpings of comfort food, but without the meat. “Instead of burgers, we have veggie burgers,” “instead of french fries we serve home fries.” They also offer vegan milkshakes, a Radical Reuben with homemade seitan in place of corned beef, biscuits & vegetarian gravy, and Chick’n Fingers for the kids. And guys, you really need to try their vegan milkshakes, not only are they delicious, but they are vegan, and some even Gluten Free!

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Blackhawks hire law firm to investigate sexual assault allegationson June 28, 2021 at 3:38 pm

The Blackhawks have initiated an investigation of the sexual assault allegations against former video coach Bradley Aldrich and into the internal handling of those allegations.

After weeks of silence, the team — via an internal memo from CEO Danny Wirtz, obtained by the Sun-Times — announced Monday they hired the law firm Jenner & Block LLP to lead an “independent review” of the allegations. Reid Schar, a former Assistant U.S. Attorney and now the law firm’s Litigation Department Co-Chair, will lead the investigation.

“Much has recently been said and written regarding the two lawsuits filed against the organization stemming from alleged events that occurred in 2010,” Wirtz said in the memo. “We want to reiterate to you that we take the allegations described in these lawsuits very seriously. They in no way reflect this organization’s culture or values.

“Mr. Schar and his firm have significant experience conducting independent investigative reviews, have no previous ties to the Blackhawks organization, and have been directed to follow the facts wherever they lead.”

The Blackhawks are currently facing a lawsuit from a former player — identified under the pseudonym “John Doe” in the lawsuit — who claims he and another player were sexually assaulted by Aldrich in May 2010, one month before the team won the Stanley Cup.

Aldrich ”sent . . . inappropriate text messages,” ”turned on porn and began to masturbate in front of [Doe] . . . without his consent” and ”threatened to injure [Doe] . . . physically, financially and emotionally if [Doe] . . . did not engage in sexual activity,” according to the lawsuit filed May 7.

Three players from the 2010 team — including defensemen Brent Sopel and Nick Boynton — came forth last week, saying Aldrich’s assaults were widely known among the team.

Former video coach Paul Vincent told TSN that he informed then-president John McDonough, general manager Stan Bowman, executive Al MacIsaac and skills coach James Gary about Aldrich’s alleged assault at a meeting in 2010, but that the group of Hawks executives rejected his request to report the incident to the police. Former assistant coach John Torchetti recently confirmed Vincent’s account to TSN.

Aldrich sexually assaulted a 16-year-old Michigan boy while volunteering for a high school team in 2013 after his Hawks tenure, and that victim is now also suing the Hawks for allegedly providing “positive references to future employers for Bradley Aldrich despite having knowledge of his sexual assaults.”

In Monday’s internal memo, Wirtz said the Hawks will not comment further on the allegations — “out of respect for the ongoing legal proceedings and the independent review” — until both processes have ended. The Hawks had denied wrongdoing in a statement last month, shortly after the lawsuit was filed.

The Hawks have motioned to dismiss the ex-player’s lawsuit, arguing in court documents that the statute of limitations expired and the player did not exhaust all other remedy methods for workplace sexual assault before suing.

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Chicago Blackhawks: There is an easy team to root for in Stanley Cupon June 28, 2021 at 1:00 pm

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Write Something Nice Day — Here’s to you, Barb.on June 28, 2021 at 1:03 pm

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Growing up with ComEdon June 28, 2021 at 1:43 pm

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Chicago Cubs Rumors: 5 trades to make for starting pitcher at deadlineon June 28, 2021 at 12:00 pm

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Flowers for an unsung casualty of the post-Nirvana feeding frenzyon June 28, 2021 at 11:00 am

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Steel Pole Bath Tub: Dale Flattum, Mike Morasky, and Darren Mor-X - COURTESY THE ARTIST

It’s been a while since I wrote about a band I got into decades ago that nobody else cares about now. I’ve done Gravitar, Star Pimp, Phleg Camp, Straitjacket Fits, and God Is My Co-Pilot, and today y’all get to hear about Steel Pole Bath Tub.

Formed in 1986 in Bozeman, Montana, by bassist Dale Flattum and guitarist Mike Morasky, this unruly noise-rock band soon relocated to Seattle, already a hotbed of such foolishness. There they picked up drummer Darren Mor-X before settling in San Francisco, back when that was a thing a noise-rock band could reasonably do without inherited wealth.

I fell in love with Steel Pole Bath Tub more than 30 years ago as a DJ at KTRU in Houston, Texas, when I encountered the record that combined their 1989 album Butterfly Love with their 1990 EP Lurch. I already liked plenty of grotty, unhinged guitar bands, but these guys had more than just nasty riffs going on. Morasky’s use of cassette loops and sly, sinister TV and movie samples, in combination with Mor-X’s fluid, busy drumming (ten bucks says he played in his high school’s jazz band), makes SPBT’s songs feel thrillingly disorienting, even divided against themselves. The seething rippers always seem just about to explosively unravel, like a ball of rubber bands nicked with a knife; the grinding dirges might collapse at any moment. I got to see the band play live a few times back in the day, and onstage they could create an almost overwhelming firehose of barely controlled volume and energy.

I also dug the complementary flavors of SPBT’s dueling songwriters: Morasky tends toward messy, pulpy noir, while Flattum indulges in what often sounds like gutter journaling. Taken together with the music, the lyrics suggest a titanic struggle to hold it together in the face of emotions that rip through human bodies the way hurricanes squeeze through wind socks. My feelings don’t necessarily work that way anymore–I’m pushing 50, after all–but in my early 20s I played the Butterfly Love tune “Tear It Apart” to close my radio shift every week for nearly a year. Its closing lines? “Tear it apart / Tear the phone off the wall / I’ve got nothin’ to say / Why’d you even call.”

After two more brilliant records, 1991’s Tulip and 1993’s The Miracle of Sound in Motion, Steel Pole Bath Tub signed to Slash (distributed by Warner and Reprise) during the post-Nirvana major-label feeding frenzy. That decision finished them off pretty promptly. They released Scars From Falling Down in 1995 (with almost no samples, at the legal department’s insistence) and then out-Melvinsed the Melvins by informing Slash that their next record would be a cover of the Cars’ first album in its entirety. The label declined to entertain this smart-assery, naturally, but the demos SPBT submitted included three Cars covers anyway, fucked up almost beyond recognition and retitled “What I Need,” “The Good Times,” and “My Best Friend’s a Girl.”

Label execs described the material as “unlistenable,” and that spelled the end of Steel Pole Bath Tub’s recording career. When the rights to the music reverted to the band in 2002, they were already all but defunct, but they released it as Unlistenable (of course). SPBT reunited briefly to support the album, then once more in 2008–and as far as I know, that was their last hurrah. Seattle reissue label Sinister Torch put out a new vinyl version of Tulip in 2015, but I haven’t seen anything since.

Morasky and Flattum also appeared in 90s noise-rock “supergroup” Duh, alongside Star Pimp bassist Tom Flynn, who owned Boner Records–which put out seven Steel Pole Bath Tub records between 1989 and 1994. And all three members of SPBT played in the short-lived Tumor Circus with Dead Kennedys front man Jello Biafra (and Charles Tolnay of King Snake Roost).

Morasky now works as a music designer for Valve, where he’s composed for both Portal games and the Left 4 Dead series. Of the three, Flattum has stayed busiest with other bands, playing in Novex, the Nein, and most recently the Hand (with former Low bassist Zak Sally). He’s also been focusing more on his visual art.

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The back cover of Lurch makes it somewhat easier to see the engine parts. Tap on the image to enlarge.

The most interesting bit of trivia I’ve picked up as a Steel Pole Bath Tub fanboy (assuming any of this is interesting, I guess) begins with the cover of Lurch. It depicts a mechanized monster from the bonkers 1989 Frank Grow short film Red & Rosy–in the movie, that toothy, goggle-eyed beast is what remains of former drag-racing champ Richard “Big Red” Friedman. After losing his adrenal glands in a horrific crash, Red becomes addicted to the drug that replaces them, then builds a drag-racing simulator powered by adrenaline extracted from the blood of murdered job applicants at his wife’s scrap-metal business. As one does. What you’re looking at is the inexplicable climactic fusion of Red and his machine.

Steel Pole Bath Tub clearly knew Frank Grow. In 1993 one of Morasky and Flattum’s other side projects, Milk Cult, put out an album of ominous junkyard beat-and-sample collages called Love God, which includes “The Original Soundtrack Recording of Frank Grow’s ‘Love God'”–and some of Grow’s storyboards from the still-in-development film appear in the liner notes.

The thing is, the movie Love God wouldn’t be finished until four years later, in 1997, and there isn’t any Milk Cult music in it. Though the group continued to release material till 2000, Grow’s soundtrack is packed instead with the likes of Lubricated Goat, Cows, Unsane, and Wesley Willis. I’ve seen Love God, and I implore all fans of lunatic trash to seek it out–its premise is so hilariously convoluted it makes Red & Rosy seem entirely plausible, and shit only gets weirder from there. The YouTube upload I found is gone, but as recently as three years ago Grow was replying to comments on his own channel by offering to send a download link or a DVD to anybody who asked via [email protected].

Love God is 82 minutes long and paced like a 1990s music video nearly the whole way through. It’s lurid, exhausting, tasteless, and also (rather confoundingly) thoughtful, engaging, and solidly structured. In that sense it has a lot in common with Steel Pole Bath Tub. v


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Chicago rap star Polo G takes a long victory lap on Hall of Fameon June 28, 2021 at 11:00 am

In a self-aggrandizing public announcement last month about the return of Lollapalooza, Mayor Lori Lightfoot tweeted a cringey promotional video where she played music for Department of Public Health commissioner Allison Arwady onstage at the Petrillo Music Shell in Grant Park. Early in the clip, Lightfoot changes the soundtrack from a Foo Fighters tune to Polo G’s “Rapstar,” which had debuted atop the Billboard Hot 100 in April. But I don’t believe that this mayor, who violently upholds the status quo, has ever considered Polo G’s lyrics or even listened to the songs that have propelled him to international fame. If she had, she would’ve noticed him writing about a deep well of trauma stemming from decades of racist disinvestment in Chicago’s Black communities and the resulting violence. If Lightfoot enjoys anything about Polo G’s music, it must be the way it can separate upwardly mobile Lolla attendees from their money. The video says less about her than it does about the city’s biggest recent rap star, who rose to heights reached by fewer and fewer artists in the streaming era on the strength of two acclaimed albums: his vivid, commanding debut, 2019’s Die a Legend, and its forceful follow-up, 2020’s The Goat.

Polo G, born Taurus Bartlett, doesn’t need to prove himself to anyone. And yet his new third album, Hall of Fame (Columbia), seems engineered to impress a music industry he’s already conquered–and whose ranks include the people who’ve booked him for an afternoon set preceding treacly, inoffensive California pop artist Lauv at the largest music festival in the rapper’s hometown. (Though to be fair, the segues on the Lollapalooza schedule are generally a mess across the board.) Hall of Fame includes a few too many guests (among them Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Rod Wave, G Herbo, and Lil Durk), a few too many songs (at 20 tracks, it’s his longest album), and a handful of odd musical choices that clash with the star’s baseline of melodic drill (the pedestrian pop-punk affectations of “Broken Guitars”). Fortunately, Polo G’s nonchalant magnetism and high-caliber vocals are strong enough to push through some of the album’s weak spots. On “Epidemic” he addresses the fragility of Black life amid factional gang violence in succinct, plainspoken lines and a sweetly sung hook, proving his singular strength by teasing out such complexities with an emotional performance. v

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