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Bulls will play regular-season game against Pistons in Paris next year

A Bulls road trip next season will take them all the way to Paris.

The NBA announced Tuesday morning that the Bulls will play the Pistons in a regular-season game at Accor Arena in Paris on Thursday, Jan. 19, 2023. The Bulls played two preseason games in Paris in 1997.

The Pistons have played regular-season games in London in 2013 and Mexico City in 2019. This will be their first game in France.

“It is a great honor to bring Chicago Bulls basketball back to Paris for The NBA Paris Game 2023 — an event that illustrates the league’s commitment to amplifying the national and global impact of basketball,” Bulls vice president Arturas Karnisovas said in a statement released by the NBA.

The Bulls-Pistons matchup will be the first NBA game in Europe since 2020 and the league’s 12th game in France since 1991. The NBA’s first regular-season game in Paris was played Jan. 24, 2020, between the Charlotte Hornets and Milwaukee Bucks.

Fans can visit www.nbaevents.nba.com/paris/nba-paris for ticket presale information.

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Fritz Kaegi Finally Fixed Cook County’s Broken Property Tax System

Fritz Kaegi Finally Fixed Cook County’s Broken Property Tax System

Fritz Kaegi, the Cook County Assessor, has turned
around the broken Cook County property tax system

I’ve never been impressed with any of Illinois’ politicians but Fritz Kaegi, the Cook County Assessor since 2018, is the exception to that rule. He inherited a seriously broken system from Joe Berrios and has completely turned it around. I believe the end result will be extremely good news for Chicago homeowners who need to note that this guy is on the primary ballot on June 28.

Let me digress for a moment to address those of you who think I’m nuts for declaring good news for Chicago homeowners when you just saw your assessed value go up by…whatever percent. First, I’m going to ask you if the assessed value is wrong. If it’s totally far fetched then you should appeal it and you will probably win. If not then you deserve a higher assessed value. Second, I’m going to remind you of something I’ve repeatedly pointed out in these blog posts: an X% increase in your assessed value does not mean your taxes are going up X%. Assessed values determine the allocation of the County and city’s budget, which are in no way influenced by the assessed values. In other words, if everyone’s assessed value goes up by 75% and the budget stays the same then everyone’s property taxes stay the same.

Now, back to the story. The assessor’s office was an abomination under Berrios. My blog posts on specific properties would routinely call out property taxes that were grossly out of whack – almost always high end properties that were assessed at a fraction of their market value.

The results were so awful that the Chicago Tribune published a pair of exposes in 2017 on the discrepancies embedded in the system based on analyses by ProPublica Illinois and the Chicago Tribune. A June article confirmed my suspicions that high end properties were under assessed while low end properties were over assessed. They followed up in December with another article that demonstrated that the tax burden was also unfairly weighted towards homeowners and away from commercial and industrial properties.

Kaegi addressed both of these problems during his term. I’m not finding whacko valuations any more. However, the other thing I like about this guy is that he has also been a model of transparency, sharing some great data on the impact of his work – and you know how much I like data.

The latest gem I found is this Chicago 2021 reassessment dashboard on the assessor’s site which allows you to look at what changed by property type and community area. Here are a few takeaways from that data:

The total of all property values went up by 31%. So if your assessed value went up by less than that you are probably getting a bit of a tax cut.
The total of residential property values went up by only 10% and that includes some new construction. So the average older home’s assessed value probably went up by less than 10%.
The total of non-residential property values went up by 56%.
Those last two facts also mean that the tax burden got shifted away from homes and towards non-residential properties.
If you go to the map and select residential you will see that the tax burden also got shifted from lower income neighborhoods to upper income neighborhoods. So the Lower West Side saw a 51% increase in their total assessed value while Riverdale saw a 40% drop.
Since I live in West Town I’ll point out that the total of residential values went up by 20%.

So there’s the evidence that the two biggest problems of the Berrios dynasty have been laid to rest. That’s why I like this Kaegi guy even though my assessed value went up by 50%. Yeah, I’ve got a guy working on it.

#PropertyTaxes #ChicagoPropertyTaxes #FritzKaegi

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20 Best VR Porn Games to Play in 2022

We’re no longer in the days of dial up modems and slow loading sites. We’re in the age of broadband and virtual reality 3D porn, bringing fantasies to life in ways previously unimagined. But rather than just getting a show, why not earn your pleasure through exciting and immersive gameplay?

We’ve played our fair share of porn games and 3D VR sex simulators, and we can tell you that some outshine others. If you think about it, there are a lot of boxes that need to be checked in order to make a VR porn game one of the best. Not all of them live up to the hype, and it can be frustrating to go through the trouble of spending time or energy on a subpar game.

That’s why we’ve come up with this master list of the 20+ best VR porn games in 2022. These games feature award-winning technology, insanely realistic graphics, immersive plot lines, and wild erotic scenes. Buckle uop.

Best VR Porn Games in 2022

RankGameBest For1.VRPornBest overall VR porn game with the most options2.SinVRTaboo VR porn games3.DezyredChoose-your-own-adventure porn game4.HolodexxxPhotorealistic versions of pornstars to play with5.3DXChatMultiplayer VR porn game community6.Dominatrix SimulatorFantasy dom goddesses tell you what to do7.Let’s Play With NanaiA hentai girlfriend experience8.Citor3Quick games that are under 30 minutes9.XStoryPlayerPlot-heavy immersive game10.VRLoveChoose between Free Mode or Story Mode

Deciding Which Game to PlayWith so many games to choose from, When deciding which game to play, there are some key factors to pay attention to. The games on this list already hit the mark in terms of visuals and technology. To decide which game is right for you, you’ll want to ask yourself a few questions:

1.  What is your kink?Most of these games allow for customizable experiences and take you into different environments. However, some are catered to a more specific niche. For instance, Dominatrix Simulator is a game that’s made for subs who enjoy BDSM. Anyone who isn’t into that kink is not going to enjoy the game and shouldn’t waste their time on it. There are also hentai-specific genres or games that include characters resembling familiar stars in the adult industry.

2.  Do you have time?
There are games that last 20 minutes and others that go on for hours. What are you in the mood for? The sex games that allow you to explore an entire universe could be played for days, while other games, like the ones created at the Citor3 studio, are designed for quickies.

3.  How important is storyline?
Some porn games fall short in the plot department. That’s OK for folks who want total control over their avatar and simply want to enjoy hot sexual experiences. For people who enjoy the element of strategy, they’ll need more than a sex simulator or a multiplayer interactive universe such as 3DXChat. A great example of a game that requires strategy is XStoryPlayer, where you need to please the women to earn your reward.

However, the most important thing is having the right equipment. Make sure your personal VR equipment is compatible with the game before buying it. For instance, Dezyred (a great choose-your-own-adventure porn game) is compatible with Oculus Quest but not Oculus Go. This information is usually readily available to you at the bottom of the website homepage for most of these games.

1.  VRPorn.com – Best VR Porn Games Overall

Ok, so VRPorn.com isn’t technically a game itself. It’s actually a host to a great collection of adult games, all of which are pretty awesome with great visuals, and that’s why VRPorn.com makes the top of our list. Among those games are some of the most popular titles, like Captain Hardcore and Maya’s Library Rendezvous. Side note—why are librarians always so hot?

Your VRPorn.com subscription will grant you more than just games though. If you’re reading this article, chances are that you already love VR porn. This site will have you killing two birds with one stone as it also grants you access to thousands of VR adult scenes that include some of the best adult actresses of our time.

VRPorn.com is also one of the most affordable ways to enjoy VR sex games. With over 20 titles to choose from, you might find yourself spending a little too much time on the site. Better stock up on the lube!

Pros:

Many titles to choose fromBest VR porn display qualityNot expensiveOther VR porn content

Cons:

Some titles outshine others

2.  SinVR – Best Fantasy Porn Game

Do you consider yourself a sinner? Most people who enjoy SinVR definitely do. This adult game plops you into the raunchy world of fantasy, cosplay, and sci-fi. Remember those choose-your-own-adventure books we used to read in grade school? SinVR takes that concept and makes it adult-friendly.

It would be hard to touch on all there is to do at SinVR in one review, but know that there’s a little something for everyone. Whether you enjoy playing with the naughty teacher, or want to travel back to medieval times to entertain a dragon milf, this site has got you covered with some of the most dazzling graphics out there. Plus, they are constantly adding new exciting scenes to choose from.

Some games let you personalize the characters, but SinVR has done the work for you by creating some of the sexiest fantasy girls to play with. You can purchase them separately, but it means that you get to enjoy them for life. No membership required!

Pros:

Great for kinksFun fantasy plotAmazing visualsAll the women are unique

Cons:

No character customizationLacking in facial expressions

3.  Dezyred – Best Live Action Porn Game

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend time with your favorite porn star? Dezyred can make your dreams come true! Rather than taking the classic porn game approach and developing an entire storyline, Dezyred allows you to call all the shots in this 360 degree realistic porn game. Created by the geniuses behind VRBangers, Dezyred allows you to pick a star (such as Angela White or Lacy Lennon) to spend some quality time with.

While in the game, you are able to spend some relaxing casual time with these stars. You can do things as simple as making them breakfast, or you can tease them and request a show. You are the star of the show and all control is completely within your grasp.

The game operates on a credit-based system rather than a one-time fee. That can be pretty annoying for some folks, but you will be granted 600 credits when you start the game, which actually goes a long way. Use your credits to make requests throughout the game. Yes, the micro-transactions will eventually add up, so prepare to spend some money. This game is compatible with most headsets including Oculus Quest. Oculus Go compatibility is coming soon.

Pros:

Free (before the micro-transactions)Choose-your-own-adventure game typeCharacters inspired by porn starsPart of VRBangers

Cons:

The micro-transactions add upThe storyline is kind of bland

4. Holodexxx – Most Realistic Porn Game

While porn games are about bringing your ultimate fantasies to life, you still want the sensations and body movements to be as realistic as possible. Holodexx is one of the most futuristic porn games, using advanced technology to bring photo-realistic game versions of your favorite porn stars to life. Using photogrammetry, Holodexxx has scanned some of the most beautiful girls in the biz to turn them into spicy game pieces.

The graphics in this game are absolutely unparalleled and we’re fascinated that the world is technologically advanced enough to do something like this. Stars like Riley Reid and Mia Malkova have been digitally copied so that you can get the full electric experience with them. Imagine trying to explain this technology to the avid porn-watcher in the 80s. It would absolutely blow their mind!

Plus, their scenes are really interesting. Turn yourself into a porn director by propping the girls where you want them and directing them through scenes. Or, you can explore Lady Euphoria’s banging body in your very own customized room.

Pros:

Extremely realisticFantastic texture displayCharacters inspired by real pornstarsTechnologically advanced

Cons:

The plotlines could be betterThe scenes all look the same

5.  3DXChat – Best Multiplayer

Here’s a game for the social butterflies. 3DXChat is a community of fantasy porn lovers who are all interacting with each other, rather than just their computers. You start the game by designing your avatar with options that make them customizable from head to toe. Between hair color, body type, outfit and more, you have access to the technology to create your ultimate dream character. This game provides a uniquely sensual experience that allows you to connect with others across the VR porn world.

It adds a whole new layer to VR porn games by introducing you to real people who are experiencing genuine reactions to your virtual touch. The sounds they make are coming from genuine interest and weren’t manufactured or formulated by a computer. Someone can actually respond to your kinky words with actual thoughts. It’s incredibly riveting to be a part of such an active online sex community.

Given the intense design and unique approach, the price is right. You won’t be breaking the bank to experience this exciting VR porn game.

Pros:

Big VR porn communityExperience genuine reactions from real playersSatisfying experienceAffordable

Cons:

With a multiplayer game, your chance of getting laid depends on how the other players feel about you.

6.  Dominatrix Simulator – Best BDSM Game

If you aren’t into BDSM, then don’t bother reading this review because it’ll be a waste of time. Dominatrix Simulator was created specifically with doms and subs (especially submissives) in mind and isn’t for the faint of heart. If BDSM is your chosen kink, then do read on as this is the best BDSM VR porn game available for you.

The game begins by placing you in the submissive role of a prisoner under the watchful eye of dominating goddesses. They need you to obey their every command, or you risk getting devilishly punished. There are various dominating goddesses to meet as you make your way through this game, each with a unique way of running the temple.

With some of the best voice acting we’ve ever heard in a game, Dominatrix Simulator will have you forgetting where the temple fantasy ends and real life begins. You might find yourself getting lost in the hot sauce, but that’s OK. That is exactly how this game was designed to make players feel.

Pros:

Deep-dive into the BDSM fantasySexy characters punish youSome of the best VR porn visualsConvincing voice acting

Cons:

Only good for submissive types

7.  Let’s Play With Nanai – Best Hentai VR Porn Game

If you don’t already know, hentai is a combination of manga and anime, usually in a sexual and explicit context. Over the last decade, hentai porn has outranked other popular categories in the porn industry, so it makes sense that there’s a VR porn game dedicated specifically to it. If you love hentai or manga, you’ll go nuts for this game which is based around one cute and sexy character: Nanai.

Nanai is your virtual girlfriend who you get to play with! For around $30, you can have access to Nanai whenever you want. And, she really is the perfect little hentai girlfriend who does and says all the right things. Her level of kink and naughtiness is within your control, so she really is perfect for you! With teledildonic technology, Nanai can be synched up to your sex doll, making the experience even more realistic as you play with the bubbly and sweet Nanai.

We’re big fans of this game, but we wish that a little more creativity and money were put towards the graphics. They aren’t up to par with some of the other sites on this list. However, in the world of anime and hentai, flatter cartoonish art is sometimes better and more desirable.

Pros:

One of the best hentai porn gamesGet the girlfriend experienceNanai can be whoever you want her to beHer reactions feel real

Cons:

Visuals are lackingOnly one character

8.  Citor3 – Best Short Games

Citor3 is actually a studio that specializes in short and kinky 3D VR porn games. If you’re in search of a quick fix, Citor3 will surely provide. Each game has its own theme that you’ll love. Whether you’re into BDSM, public sex, or want to get raunchy in an office, Citor3 has you covered. Because the games are shorter, a lot of special attention has been put into making the graphics amazing. You might not be there for a long time, but you’ll definitely have a good time.

A lot of research went into the development of this game with the creator digging into his research of the porn-lover psyche. They want to create a tiny world within each game where every player leaves feeling satisfied and content. They’ve done a great job so far and we’re excited to watch how this studio evolves.

They have over 20 titles for you to browse through with each one providing something unique and tantalizing. Because the games are so short, you can give one a try before diving into the rest of them. On the homepage, you can play a preview of the games to get a taste for what’s to come. You’ll see right then and there what we mean about the incredible graphics.

Pros:

Short games for quickiesPreviews of the gamesMultiple gamesThe creators are always updating the games

Cons:

No option to make the games longerSome games are better than othersVisuals could be better for a handful of the games

9.  XStoryPlayer – Most Captivating

Think about why you love 3D VR porn. Is it for the escape to a new world? If you want to get lost in a beautiful VR porn game for hours (and we mean close to seven hours per game), then you need to play XStoryPlayer. This game is captivating, incredibly immersive, and extremely engaging. It’s one of the only games on this list that requires real psychological strategy.

The characters in XStoryPlayer aren’t going to jump when you tell them to. To get laid playing this game, you need to finesse, coax, and even date them. For instance, in this game you might find yourself on a dating site within the game (talk about meta!) and meeting up with a cutie in town.

While they want you to think there’s no guarantee for getting laid—because that makes the game more fun—you can rest assured that you will get your rocks off playing this! Once you win over a girl, there are no restrictions to what you can do with her within the game. Don’t get too rough though, because the characters will rebuff you if they aren’t into it. You just have to ask yourself, are you charming enough to win her over?

Pros:

Strategy implementationNot every character wants you, making the game more interestingYou have to court the charactersComplex storylineInsanely immersive

Cons:

Not for instant gratificationToo long for some folks (five to seven hours)Visuals could be better

10.  VRLove – Choose Between Free Mode And Story Mode

There’s a lot to love with the VRLove game. This 3D VR porn game puts you in the driver’s seat in terms of who you are able to interact with and get frisky with. This game comes to you from VirtualRealPorn, which is famous in the industry for having the sharpest visuals. This game is no different and feels effortlessly smooth as you navigate through VRLove.

Choose to play in Free Mode or Story Mode. Story Mode will guide you much more and it will feel more game-like. Free Mode will feel a bit like a choose-your-own-adventure game. Picking between the two is really just a matter of preference.

We like Story Mode a bit better because there’s more of a tantalizing increase of tension and a real plot to follow. Who doesn’t love a little foreplay? However, no matter which mode you choose, you will love the way the virtual models interact with you in this game. If you enjoy being dominating, you’ll be pleased to know that these characters were created to obey your every wish and command.

Pros:

Smooth and visually stimulatingSharp imagery and texture visualsStory Mode or Free Mode availableConvincing submissive charactersTeledildonic synchronization

Cons:

Not many, but other games have been more fun in our opinion

Honorable Mentions:

Date Night – A puzzle game like candy crush that rewards you with 3D VR sex. This is a free game, but will tempt you with micro-transactions.

Egirl VR – A realistic girlfriend game where you can talk and play with a virtual girlfriend in different scenes and environments

SexMachineVR – A post-apocalyptic game where players can use toys and machines to engage with the characters

Honey Select – A hentai VR porn game with extremely detailed and advanced customization features

Pornflix And Chill – A simple gaming experience that begins with you watching porn in a room with a girl. As you cozy up to her, you eventually become the show!

La Douche – “Douche” in French means shower. This game takes you on a voyeuristic adventure where you can watch a beautiful avatar go through her routine.

Fallen Doll – Using a sex robot, it’s your job to please the customers in your virtual sex club. Earn virtual money as you play your way up through the game!

Captain Hardcore – This is more of a party than it is a game! Hang out with as many characters as you want while you orchestrate a fantastical orgy.

Virt-A-Mate – Customize your avatar to play this immersive sex-simulation game!

MirageVR – This game didn’t make the list because it’s not ready yet! The game, still in development, is one to watch out for as it has the best graphics we’ve seen thus far in any VR porn game.

VR Porn Games FAQs:

What should I do if I am new to playing VR porn games?The best way to experience VR porn games is to visit VRPorn.com. They are at the top of our list for a reason and a great way to start out. Not only do they provide a variety of games, but they also provide a user-friendly interface and the sexiest visuals in the game. They are, by far, the best option.

Are sex simulators the same as VR porn games?Some of the games on this list don’t take plot largely into account. They place you in a fantasy world where you can essentially get away with whatever you want. This is attractive to players who love control, but it might get boring for someone who wants a bit more gameplay.

Do I need the most expensive VR equipment?This hurts to admit, but the best VR porn gaming is had by those with the best equipment. As this technology advances, the headsets will become cheaper. We do suggest you invest in a decent headset though, and one that’s compatible with most sites and games. Oculus makes great headsets that get the job done.

If quality isn’t all that important to you, you can always get a mediocre headset or try to enjoy the VR sex game on your mobile device. You won’t be getting the most out of the experience, but it’s an affordable way to dip your toes in the water to see if you’d like to eventually invest in better equipment.

Do all “free games” include micro-transactions?A micro-transaction is something that usually occurs in free VR porn games. You’ll begin playing for free, and then you’ll be prompted to pay for the characters to perform for you. It happens a lot when playing free VR porn games. They have to make their money somehow.

Are all VR porn games customizable?Most VR porn games will let you customize your avatar or the character you will be banging. These customizations can sometimes get really specific. Design the woman of your dreams or make yourself well-endowed. The possibilities are endless. There are some games that have created the characters for you already, which can also be nice.

Are VR porn games compatible with teledildonic sex toys?Teledildonic sex toys are toys that are able to be synched to your VR porn viewing or playing. They add a physical element to the already immersive experience, and they’re freaking awesome. While not all games incorporate teledildonics, more studios are beginning to see the value in it. We predict that eventually, most (if not all) games will give you the option to utilize teledildonic technology.

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In their second incarnation, Racetraitor find a progressive movement ready for their politics

After Chicago political hardcore powerhouse Racetraitor disbanded in 1999, a fog of legend grew in their wake. Motivated by their frustration at the bilious 2016 presidential campaign cycle and the fury and urgency of the burgeoning Black Lives Matter movement, the band reemerged with a fiery reunion a couple weeks before the election, but they didn’t have plans for it to be an ongoing thing. The members felt they had moved on to other things, and they had mixed feelings about their old project. “Racetraitor is a band we were proud of, but not an easy one to live in,” front man Mani Mostofi told the Reader’s Kevin Warwick. “It was never a popular band, and about half the people that remember it do so because of how much they hated us.”

Six years later, Racetraitor are still going strong. During the Trump years, they gave us two EPs, and 2018’s 2042 (Good Fight) is a brutal, brilliant album that packs a lot of two-fisted wisdom into its short running time. In 2020 they also organized a massive compilation album with almost 50 artists across multiple underground genres (Shut It Down: Benefit for the Movement for Black Lives) and released a self-titled split EP with Neckbeard Deathcamp, Closet Witch, and Haggathorn. Racetraitor present a fascinating example of what can happen when artists revisit the sound of their younger days with decades of extra maturity and experience—whether that experience is in music or in their personal and professional pursuits in areas such as social work, anti-violence, and human rights. The Racetraitor of 2042 is not the Racetraitor of 1998’s Burn the Idol of the White Messiah in so many ways; the passion is undiluted, but it’s newly informed with labor in the trenches offstage as well as on, and its rage is inflected with seasoned knowledge. 

Racetraitor are currently working on a new record. Mostofi tells me by email that it’s a concept album inspired by their lives and travels, and that it will include more diverse instrumentation (including violin, oud, cello, and a Persian lute called a setar) as well as musical and political influences informed by the members’ experiences in various parts of the globe. When the pandemic hit, Racetraitor were nearly done with tracking, and lockdown gave them room to envision the songs in a bigger and more ambitious way. Perhaps they find the band easier to live in now. Racetraitor’s calls to unpack white privilege—one of the things that made them so unpopular in the 90s—are now much more widely accepted and understood in progressive circles (if not always acted upon), and much of their early work seems prescient. Racetraitor are a band with a purpose, and as society’s slide toward open fascism seems to be picking up speed, rather than slowing down, it may be that their time is actually now.

Racetraitor, Si Dios Quiere, Terminal Nation, Midwestlust, Sarin, Fri 5/27, 8 PM, Cobra Lounge, 235 N. Ashland, $15, 17+

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20 Best VR Porn Games to Play in 2022Corvelay Mediaon May 24, 2022 at 1:00 pm

We’re no longer in the days of dial up modems and slow loading sites. We’re in the age of broadband and virtual reality 3D porn, bringing fantasies to life in ways previously unimagined. But rather than just getting a show, why not earn your pleasure through exciting and immersive gameplay?

We’ve played our fair share of porn games and 3D VR sex simulators, and we can tell you that some outshine others. If you think about it, there are a lot of boxes that need to be checked in order to make a VR porn game one of the best. Not all of them live up to the hype, and it can be frustrating to go through the trouble of spending time or energy on a subpar game.

That’s why we’ve come up with this master list of the 20+ best VR porn games in 2022. These games feature award-winning technology, insanely realistic graphics, immersive plot lines, and wild erotic scenes. Buckle uop.

Best VR Porn Games in 2022

RankGameBest For1.VRPornBest overall VR porn game with the most options2.SinVRTaboo VR porn games3.DezyredChoose-your-own-adventure porn game4.HolodexxxPhotorealistic versions of pornstars to play with5.3DXChatMultiplayer VR porn game community6.Dominatrix SimulatorFantasy dom goddesses tell you what to do7.Let’s Play With NanaiA hentai girlfriend experience8.Citor3Quick games that are under 30 minutes9.XStoryPlayerPlot-heavy immersive game10.VRLoveChoose between Free Mode or Story Mode

Deciding Which Game to PlayWith so many games to choose from, When deciding which game to play, there are some key factors to pay attention to. The games on this list already hit the mark in terms of visuals and technology. To decide which game is right for you, you’ll want to ask yourself a few questions:

1.  What is your kink?Most of these games allow for customizable experiences and take you into different environments. However, some are catered to a more specific niche. For instance, Dominatrix Simulator is a game that’s made for subs who enjoy BDSM. Anyone who isn’t into that kink is not going to enjoy the game and shouldn’t waste their time on it. There are also hentai-specific genres or games that include characters resembling familiar stars in the adult industry.

2.  Do you have time?
There are games that last 20 minutes and others that go on for hours. What are you in the mood for? The sex games that allow you to explore an entire universe could be played for days, while other games, like the ones created at the Citor3 studio, are designed for quickies.

3.  How important is storyline?
Some porn games fall short in the plot department. That’s OK for folks who want total control over their avatar and simply want to enjoy hot sexual experiences. For people who enjoy the element of strategy, they’ll need more than a sex simulator or a multiplayer interactive universe such as 3DXChat. A great example of a game that requires strategy is XStoryPlayer, where you need to please the women to earn your reward.

However, the most important thing is having the right equipment. Make sure your personal VR equipment is compatible with the game before buying it. For instance, Dezyred (a great choose-your-own-adventure porn game) is compatible with Oculus Quest but not Oculus Go. This information is usually readily available to you at the bottom of the website homepage for most of these games.

1.  VRPorn.com – Best VR Porn Games Overall

Ok, so VRPorn.com isn’t technically a game itself. It’s actually a host to a great collection of adult games, all of which are pretty awesome with great visuals, and that’s why VRPorn.com makes the top of our list. Among those games are some of the most popular titles, like Captain Hardcore and Maya’s Library Rendezvous. Side note—why are librarians always so hot?

Your VRPorn.com subscription will grant you more than just games though. If you’re reading this article, chances are that you already love VR porn. This site will have you killing two birds with one stone as it also grants you access to thousands of VR adult scenes that include some of the best adult actresses of our time.

VRPorn.com is also one of the most affordable ways to enjoy VR sex games. With over 20 titles to choose from, you might find yourself spending a little too much time on the site. Better stock up on the lube!

Pros:

Many titles to choose fromBest VR porn display qualityNot expensiveOther VR porn content

Cons:

Some titles outshine others

2.  SinVR – Best Fantasy Porn Game

Do you consider yourself a sinner? Most people who enjoy SinVR definitely do. This adult game plops you into the raunchy world of fantasy, cosplay, and sci-fi. Remember those choose-your-own-adventure books we used to read in grade school? SinVR takes that concept and makes it adult-friendly.

It would be hard to touch on all there is to do at SinVR in one review, but know that there’s a little something for everyone. Whether you enjoy playing with the naughty teacher, or want to travel back to medieval times to entertain a dragon milf, this site has got you covered with some of the most dazzling graphics out there. Plus, they are constantly adding new exciting scenes to choose from.

Some games let you personalize the characters, but SinVR has done the work for you by creating some of the sexiest fantasy girls to play with. You can purchase them separately, but it means that you get to enjoy them for life. No membership required!

Pros:

Great for kinksFun fantasy plotAmazing visualsAll the women are unique

Cons:

No character customizationLacking in facial expressions

3.  Dezyred – Best Live Action Porn Game

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend time with your favorite porn star? Dezyred can make your dreams come true! Rather than taking the classic porn game approach and developing an entire storyline, Dezyred allows you to call all the shots in this 360 degree realistic porn game. Created by the geniuses behind VRBangers, Dezyred allows you to pick a star (such as Angela White or Lacy Lennon) to spend some quality time with.

While in the game, you are able to spend some relaxing casual time with these stars. You can do things as simple as making them breakfast, or you can tease them and request a show. You are the star of the show and all control is completely within your grasp.

The game operates on a credit-based system rather than a one-time fee. That can be pretty annoying for some folks, but you will be granted 600 credits when you start the game, which actually goes a long way. Use your credits to make requests throughout the game. Yes, the micro-transactions will eventually add up, so prepare to spend some money. This game is compatible with most headsets including Oculus Quest. Oculus Go compatibility is coming soon.

Pros:

Free (before the micro-transactions)Choose-your-own-adventure game typeCharacters inspired by porn starsPart of VRBangers

Cons:

The micro-transactions add upThe storyline is kind of bland

4. Holodexxx – Most Realistic Porn Game

While porn games are about bringing your ultimate fantasies to life, you still want the sensations and body movements to be as realistic as possible. Holodexx is one of the most futuristic porn games, using advanced technology to bring photo-realistic game versions of your favorite porn stars to life. Using photogrammetry, Holodexxx has scanned some of the most beautiful girls in the biz to turn them into spicy game pieces.

The graphics in this game are absolutely unparalleled and we’re fascinated that the world is technologically advanced enough to do something like this. Stars like Riley Reid and Mia Malkova have been digitally copied so that you can get the full electric experience with them. Imagine trying to explain this technology to the avid porn-watcher in the 80s. It would absolutely blow their mind!

Plus, their scenes are really interesting. Turn yourself into a porn director by propping the girls where you want them and directing them through scenes. Or, you can explore Lady Euphoria’s banging body in your very own customized room.

Pros:

Extremely realisticFantastic texture displayCharacters inspired by real pornstarsTechnologically advanced

Cons:

The plotlines could be betterThe scenes all look the same

5.  3DXChat – Best Multiplayer

Here’s a game for the social butterflies. 3DXChat is a community of fantasy porn lovers who are all interacting with each other, rather than just their computers. You start the game by designing your avatar with options that make them customizable from head to toe. Between hair color, body type, outfit and more, you have access to the technology to create your ultimate dream character. This game provides a uniquely sensual experience that allows you to connect with others across the VR porn world.

It adds a whole new layer to VR porn games by introducing you to real people who are experiencing genuine reactions to your virtual touch. The sounds they make are coming from genuine interest and weren’t manufactured or formulated by a computer. Someone can actually respond to your kinky words with actual thoughts. It’s incredibly riveting to be a part of such an active online sex community.

Given the intense design and unique approach, the price is right. You won’t be breaking the bank to experience this exciting VR porn game.

Pros:

Big VR porn communityExperience genuine reactions from real playersSatisfying experienceAffordable

Cons:

With a multiplayer game, your chance of getting laid depends on how the other players feel about you.

6.  Dominatrix Simulator – Best BDSM Game

If you aren’t into BDSM, then don’t bother reading this review because it’ll be a waste of time. Dominatrix Simulator was created specifically with doms and subs (especially submissives) in mind and isn’t for the faint of heart. If BDSM is your chosen kink, then do read on as this is the best BDSM VR porn game available for you.

The game begins by placing you in the submissive role of a prisoner under the watchful eye of dominating goddesses. They need you to obey their every command, or you risk getting devilishly punished. There are various dominating goddesses to meet as you make your way through this game, each with a unique way of running the temple.

With some of the best voice acting we’ve ever heard in a game, Dominatrix Simulator will have you forgetting where the temple fantasy ends and real life begins. You might find yourself getting lost in the hot sauce, but that’s OK. That is exactly how this game was designed to make players feel.

Pros:

Deep-dive into the BDSM fantasySexy characters punish youSome of the best VR porn visualsConvincing voice acting

Cons:

Only good for submissive types

7.  Let’s Play With Nanai – Best Hentai VR Porn Game

If you don’t already know, hentai is a combination of manga and anime, usually in a sexual and explicit context. Over the last decade, hentai porn has outranked other popular categories in the porn industry, so it makes sense that there’s a VR porn game dedicated specifically to it. If you love hentai or manga, you’ll go nuts for this game which is based around one cute and sexy character: Nanai.

Nanai is your virtual girlfriend who you get to play with! For around $30, you can have access to Nanai whenever you want. And, she really is the perfect little hentai girlfriend who does and says all the right things. Her level of kink and naughtiness is within your control, so she really is perfect for you! With teledildonic technology, Nanai can be synched up to your sex doll, making the experience even more realistic as you play with the bubbly and sweet Nanai.

We’re big fans of this game, but we wish that a little more creativity and money were put towards the graphics. They aren’t up to par with some of the other sites on this list. However, in the world of anime and hentai, flatter cartoonish art is sometimes better and more desirable.

Pros:

One of the best hentai porn gamesGet the girlfriend experienceNanai can be whoever you want her to beHer reactions feel real

Cons:

Visuals are lackingOnly one character

8.  Citor3 – Best Short Games

Citor3 is actually a studio that specializes in short and kinky 3D VR porn games. If you’re in search of a quick fix, Citor3 will surely provide. Each game has its own theme that you’ll love. Whether you’re into BDSM, public sex, or want to get raunchy in an office, Citor3 has you covered. Because the games are shorter, a lot of special attention has been put into making the graphics amazing. You might not be there for a long time, but you’ll definitely have a good time.

A lot of research went into the development of this game with the creator digging into his research of the porn-lover psyche. They want to create a tiny world within each game where every player leaves feeling satisfied and content. They’ve done a great job so far and we’re excited to watch how this studio evolves.

They have over 20 titles for you to browse through with each one providing something unique and tantalizing. Because the games are so short, you can give one a try before diving into the rest of them. On the homepage, you can play a preview of the games to get a taste for what’s to come. You’ll see right then and there what we mean about the incredible graphics.

Pros:

Short games for quickiesPreviews of the gamesMultiple gamesThe creators are always updating the games

Cons:

No option to make the games longerSome games are better than othersVisuals could be better for a handful of the games

9.  XStoryPlayer – Most Captivating

Think about why you love 3D VR porn. Is it for the escape to a new world? If you want to get lost in a beautiful VR porn game for hours (and we mean close to seven hours per game), then you need to play XStoryPlayer. This game is captivating, incredibly immersive, and extremely engaging. It’s one of the only games on this list that requires real psychological strategy.

The characters in XStoryPlayer aren’t going to jump when you tell them to. To get laid playing this game, you need to finesse, coax, and even date them. For instance, in this game you might find yourself on a dating site within the game (talk about meta!) and meeting up with a cutie in town.

While they want you to think there’s no guarantee for getting laid—because that makes the game more fun—you can rest assured that you will get your rocks off playing this! Once you win over a girl, there are no restrictions to what you can do with her within the game. Don’t get too rough though, because the characters will rebuff you if they aren’t into it. You just have to ask yourself, are you charming enough to win her over?

Pros:

Strategy implementationNot every character wants you, making the game more interestingYou have to court the charactersComplex storylineInsanely immersive

Cons:

Not for instant gratificationToo long for some folks (five to seven hours)Visuals could be better

10.  VRLove – Choose Between Free Mode And Story Mode

There’s a lot to love with the VRLove game. This 3D VR porn game puts you in the driver’s seat in terms of who you are able to interact with and get frisky with. This game comes to you from VirtualRealPorn, which is famous in the industry for having the sharpest visuals. This game is no different and feels effortlessly smooth as you navigate through VRLove.

Choose to play in Free Mode or Story Mode. Story Mode will guide you much more and it will feel more game-like. Free Mode will feel a bit like a choose-your-own-adventure game. Picking between the two is really just a matter of preference.

We like Story Mode a bit better because there’s more of a tantalizing increase of tension and a real plot to follow. Who doesn’t love a little foreplay? However, no matter which mode you choose, you will love the way the virtual models interact with you in this game. If you enjoy being dominating, you’ll be pleased to know that these characters were created to obey your every wish and command.

Pros:

Smooth and visually stimulatingSharp imagery and texture visualsStory Mode or Free Mode availableConvincing submissive charactersTeledildonic synchronization

Cons:

Not many, but other games have been more fun in our opinion

Honorable Mentions:

Date Night – A puzzle game like candy crush that rewards you with 3D VR sex. This is a free game, but will tempt you with micro-transactions.

Egirl VR – A realistic girlfriend game where you can talk and play with a virtual girlfriend in different scenes and environments

SexMachineVR – A post-apocalyptic game where players can use toys and machines to engage with the characters

Honey Select – A hentai VR porn game with extremely detailed and advanced customization features

Pornflix And Chill – A simple gaming experience that begins with you watching porn in a room with a girl. As you cozy up to her, you eventually become the show!

La Douche – “Douche” in French means shower. This game takes you on a voyeuristic adventure where you can watch a beautiful avatar go through her routine.

Fallen Doll – Using a sex robot, it’s your job to please the customers in your virtual sex club. Earn virtual money as you play your way up through the game!

Captain Hardcore – This is more of a party than it is a game! Hang out with as many characters as you want while you orchestrate a fantastical orgy.

Virt-A-Mate – Customize your avatar to play this immersive sex-simulation game!

MirageVR – This game didn’t make the list because it’s not ready yet! The game, still in development, is one to watch out for as it has the best graphics we’ve seen thus far in any VR porn game.

VR Porn Games FAQs:

What should I do if I am new to playing VR porn games?The best way to experience VR porn games is to visit VRPorn.com. They are at the top of our list for a reason and a great way to start out. Not only do they provide a variety of games, but they also provide a user-friendly interface and the sexiest visuals in the game. They are, by far, the best option.

Are sex simulators the same as VR porn games?Some of the games on this list don’t take plot largely into account. They place you in a fantasy world where you can essentially get away with whatever you want. This is attractive to players who love control, but it might get boring for someone who wants a bit more gameplay.

Do I need the most expensive VR equipment?This hurts to admit, but the best VR porn gaming is had by those with the best equipment. As this technology advances, the headsets will become cheaper. We do suggest you invest in a decent headset though, and one that’s compatible with most sites and games. Oculus makes great headsets that get the job done.

If quality isn’t all that important to you, you can always get a mediocre headset or try to enjoy the VR sex game on your mobile device. You won’t be getting the most out of the experience, but it’s an affordable way to dip your toes in the water to see if you’d like to eventually invest in better equipment.

Do all “free games” include micro-transactions?A micro-transaction is something that usually occurs in free VR porn games. You’ll begin playing for free, and then you’ll be prompted to pay for the characters to perform for you. It happens a lot when playing free VR porn games. They have to make their money somehow.

Are all VR porn games customizable?Most VR porn games will let you customize your avatar or the character you will be banging. These customizations can sometimes get really specific. Design the woman of your dreams or make yourself well-endowed. The possibilities are endless. There are some games that have created the characters for you already, which can also be nice.

Are VR porn games compatible with teledildonic sex toys?Teledildonic sex toys are toys that are able to be synched to your VR porn viewing or playing. They add a physical element to the already immersive experience, and they’re freaking awesome. While not all games incorporate teledildonics, more studios are beginning to see the value in it. We predict that eventually, most (if not all) games will give you the option to utilize teledildonic technology.

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In their second incarnation, Racetraitor find a progressive movement ready for their politicsMonica Kendrickon May 24, 2022 at 5:00 pm

After Chicago political hardcore powerhouse Racetraitor disbanded in 1999, a fog of legend grew in their wake. Motivated by their frustration at the bilious 2016 presidential campaign cycle and the fury and urgency of the burgeoning Black Lives Matter movement, the band reemerged with a fiery reunion a couple weeks before the election, but they didn’t have plans for it to be an ongoing thing. The members felt they had moved on to other things, and they had mixed feelings about their old project. “Racetraitor is a band we were proud of, but not an easy one to live in,” front man Mani Mostofi told the Reader’s Kevin Warwick. “It was never a popular band, and about half the people that remember it do so because of how much they hated us.”

Six years later, Racetraitor are still going strong. During the Trump years, they gave us two EPs, and 2018’s 2042 (Good Fight) is a brutal, brilliant album that packs a lot of two-fisted wisdom into its short running time. In 2020 they also organized a massive compilation album with almost 50 artists across multiple underground genres (Shut It Down: Benefit for the Movement for Black Lives) and released a self-titled split EP with Neckbeard Deathcamp, Closet Witch, and Haggathorn. Racetraitor present a fascinating example of what can happen when artists revisit the sound of their younger days with decades of extra maturity and experience—whether that experience is in music or in their personal and professional pursuits in areas such as social work, anti-violence, and human rights. The Racetraitor of 2042 is not the Racetraitor of 1998’s Burn the Idol of the White Messiah in so many ways; the passion is undiluted, but it’s newly informed with labor in the trenches offstage as well as on, and its rage is inflected with seasoned knowledge. 

Racetraitor are currently working on a new record. Mostofi tells me by email that it’s a concept album inspired by their lives and travels, and that it will include more diverse instrumentation (including violin, oud, cello, and a Persian lute called a setar) as well as musical and political influences informed by the members’ experiences in various parts of the globe. When the pandemic hit, Racetraitor were nearly done with tracking, and lockdown gave them room to envision the songs in a bigger and more ambitious way. Perhaps they find the band easier to live in now. Racetraitor’s calls to unpack white privilege—one of the things that made them so unpopular in the 90s—are now much more widely accepted and understood in progressive circles (if not always acted upon), and much of their early work seems prescient. Racetraitor are a band with a purpose, and as society’s slide toward open fascism seems to be picking up speed, rather than slowing down, it may be that their time is actually now.

Racetraitor, Si Dios Quiere, Terminal Nation, Midwestlust, Sarin, Fri 5/27, 8 PM, Cobra Lounge, 235 N. Ashland, $15, 17+

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From Geico caveman to cold sober comedy: A Q&A with John Lehr

From Geico caveman to cold sober comedy: A Q&A with John Lehr

John Lehr as the Geico Caveman

As Geico’s spokesperson, John Lehr played the most highly evolved caveman in the history of humanity. He was known for his metrosexual style, sensitive nature, and pained response to the word “Neanderthal.”  Business Insider called him one of the greatest, most recognizable brand icons of all time.

After infusing the prehistoric spokesman with unforgettable personality, John co-created and starred in QuickDraw (Hulu) and 10 Items or Less (TBS), the groundbreaking improvised sitcom. He appeared on Friends and in NBC’s Jesse opposite Christina Applegate. John’s big screen appearances include roles in The Sweetest Thing, and in three Noah Baumbach films, Kicking and Screaming, Mr. Jealousy, and Highball. He has hosted News Weasels for E!, I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! for ABC, CBS’ special Clash of the Commercials with co-host Heidi Klum, and John Lehr’s Movie Club for TBS.

As the Caveman, John trash-talked with Billie Jean King, attended therapy with Talia Shire and played Scrabble with NFL linebacker Brian Orakpo. You might even call him a paleomath.

John now brings a different kind of enlightenment to the world. On Thursday, May 26, he will be the keynote speaker at the Gateway Foundation’s luncheon “Illuminating Wellness: The Lighter Side of Addiction Recovery” at the Chicago History Museum. A recovering alcohol and drug addict, John has been sober for twenty-six years and is dedicated to helping others navigate sobriety. At the Gateway Foundation event, he’ll reveal what he means by “cold sober comedy” and why it’s a critical piece of the recovery process.

Founded in 1968, the Gateway Foundation is the largest nonprofit treatment center in the country specializing in substance use disorders. Gateway’s sixteen treatment centers in Illinois serve clients in every stage of recovery. In its fifty year history, the Gateway Foundation has assisted over one million patients by creating personalized plans to treat the underlying causes of addiction.

John kindly spoke with me by phone about how the Chicago improv scene launched his career and his r-evolutionary approach to comedy and sobriety.

STARTING OUT IN CHICAGO

Teme: How did you first come to Chicago?

John: I grew up in Kansas. I got into Northwestern thanks to a high school teacher who encouraged me. I discovered many things at college, but also discovered improv, and I fell in love with it – the idea that you could say anything on stage, or almost anything! So when I graduated Northwestern, I did improv shows at night and taught elementary school during the day at Kilmer Elementary School in Rogers Park.

I ended up getting discovered by a talent scout from Fox who came to a show at the Organic Theater and asked us if we’d like to do it out in California. That led to an agent and a manager and a holding deal with NBC, which was where they give you money to not do anything, which was unbelievable.

Unfortunately, my drinking and drug abuse got worse and worse while I was in Los Angeles, which culminated in an arrest and I spent the night in jail. That led to my first day of sobriety. That was twenty-six years ago and here I am. Still in LA, but sober and making a living writing and producing, and then doing comedy in lovely places like Chicago.

A CAVEMAN IS BORN

Teme: How did you go from improv to becoming the GEICO Caveman?

John: I was in LA and sober at this point. I was called into an audition for this metrosexual caveman character, and I thought, “Huh, okay.” I didn’t think much about it. Went in, did it. They let me improvise. I think that’s what got me the job. It was really fascinating and fun and paid my bills.

Teme: How did the transformation happen?

John: I would be in makeup around three hours. My legs needed to be hairy and my chest and my arms, and that would take longer. But, three hours was about the average, so not terrible. I just lay there and let them glue stuff on me. It doesn’t bother me. I mean, after about eight hours, all you’re thinking about is, “Let’s get it off!” It’s a weird experience. You have to go to a zen kind of place.

The only part of me that was me were my eyes. Everything else is not me. It’s the greatest job ever, because you get to be a spokesperson for a product, but nobody knows it’s you, so you don’t get pigeon-holed. I ended up shooting over twenty-five national spots, which is just unheard of. It was just this phenomenon. It was really fascinating and fun, and paid my bills.

It led to other things. I starred in two shows, one on TBS and one on Hulu, and ended up being on a show on NBC with Christina Applegate. Around that time, I learned I could write, too. I hadn’t really realized that I could write good dialogue, so that was a door opener for me. I’m a Jack of all trades, really. I just did a song competition show on Fox called I Can See Your Voice. The Caveman was invited to come on and sing, and I did. It was really fun.

Teme: The Caveman is so relatable! From him, I could see that you have a gift for connecting with people. What are the secrets to connecting with an audience? Did Chicago comedy inform that talent, also?

John: Absolutely. Chicago is 100% responsible for anything I’ve gotten out here. As far as the Caveman goes, in terms of relating to people, the best thing about him is that he’s proud. He’s flawed and self-deprecating. Unless he’s talking about GEICO, of course, then he’s offended. But there’s something so metrosexual and open about him. He’s in touch with his feminine side. He’s just a sweet guy that happens to look the way he looks. When he is made fun of, he wants to stand up for himself. I think that all makes him a guy that people can relate to.

Teme: Of all the Geico spots, did you have a favorite?

John: Well, I got to meet a lot of people. I did some Super Bowl spots with Phil Simms, and he gave me tickets to the Super Bowl which was unreal. Just the nicest guy. Probably the person I was most impressed with was Billie Jean King. It was an uncomfortable shoot, because I was wearing super tight short shorts. They had leg hair all the way up my legs and it was hot. It was really uncomfortable. But man, is she impressive.

John: I did a spot with Brian Orakpo who was a football linebacker. He made a request to do it because he was such a fan. Same with Talia Shire, meanwhile I was like, “I’m a huge Rocky and Godfather fan!” She was amazing. She played the shrink. She was just a sweetheart. You know what the thing is, though, when you’re around famous people? They’re taken with the GEICO Caveman!

The Caveman was invited to the Oscars and I went to the after parties. That’s where the real VIPs are. I walked in and there were A-list stars pushing each other out of the way to take a picture with the GEICO Caveman. That was just surreal – like Oscar award winner Jon Voight literally pushing people out of the way to get a picture with me.

FROM CAVEMAN TO CREATOR

Teme: I love the TV series that you’ve created and written! They take place in interesting and diverse places. What characteristics do you look for in a setting? What about those different settings inspires you?

John: That’s a great question. I definitely push away from anything that’s too precious or narrow. My comedy is niche and a little bit cultish, but the characters and the place are meant to reach as wide an audience as possible, so that’s the big concern of mine. With each setting, there have been different things that have drawn me to it. 10 Items or Less was in a grocery store. Honestly, the biggest reason was that it was well lit.

We were improvising, so we were using three cameras on location which wasn’t really being done at that time. We were concerned that lighting was going to be a real problem. We wanted something that was evenly and broadly lit. That was the big selling point. But I also love the idea of the grocery store, because you have the cast, but you also have customers coming in. When we shot that show, we couldn’t afford to shut the grocery store down, so we shot while the grocery store was open for business. A lot of the customers that you see in the show are actual customers that were shopping at the time. It was really fun. We got to be friends with the real crew of the grocery store.

John: I was drawn to the western Quick Draw on Hulu because I’m from Kansas. I grew up with all of that stuff. I learned along the way that if you have super high stakes, comedy can play against that. I love to focus on miscommunication and misunderstanding. You have all this shoot-’em-up, and death, but you’re talking about the fact that your feet hurt. When you put mundane human issues in a setting that makes it even more awkward, it’s just so much fun.

COLD SOBER COMEDY

Teme: In addition to all the cool comedy work that you do, how did you decide to also help others with sobriety?

John: When I got sober, I was taught that the way to stay sober is to help others. It worked. I’ve been involved in many parts of recovery throughout my sobriety. I’ve always been very open and honest about it. I’ve got a chance to live two lives. I don’t regret my previous life. I’m certainly glad that it ended and I survived, but it gives me an amazing perspective.

I’m directly involved in helping individual people in recovery, and I’m on the board of a couple of not-for-profits. I have some great stories of when I was drinking and using that are just outrageous and terrifying, but funny if presented properly.

I also have a lot to talk about from after I got sober. In fact, that’s almost more interesting to me, because the disease doesn’t really go away. It just transforms into something else. In a weird way, it’s easier to get sober than it is to stay sober. I focused on that in my comedy, and then I fell into doing charity events and things like that for different groups. There’s no one way to get sober. There are different approaches and there are people who really care, like the people at Gateway, which is amazing to observe and be a part of.

Teme: When you say that the disease transforms into something else, what do you mean?

John: For me, the core of the disease is being selfish – only focused on me. It can be in a self-aggrandizing way like, “I’m amazing!” More often, it’s about beating myself up, but that’s still me focused on me.

The only time I was able to escape that was when I was performing. For some reason, I’m wired in a way to want to entertain the crowd and it’s not for me. I know that sounds weird, but I’ve never been somebody who basked in the glory of it. It’s always been about trying to communicate something to somebody else. But in my real life, I couldn’t do it at all. It was all about me. Fortunately, through the people I met in recovery, I was taught that the treatment for self-obsession is other-obsession, and so I was taught how to practice that and deepen that. That’s the meaning of life for me.

Teme: I’d love to hear more about that, though if you’ll be talking about it at Gateway, I don’t want to ask you to give too much away.

John: I will talk about it at Gateway, so I won’t go too far into it, but my drug abuse and alcohol abuse story ends with me getting arrested on LSD and spending the night in the county jail in Ventura county, which I don’t recommend to anyone. It was a crazy, horrid night. This wasn’t my first run in with the law, and my lawyer was like, “You’re goingto go to jail.” He was thinking three to five years, and so I was scared out of my mind. He said, “Look, the only thing you can do is show up to court looking as clean and sober as possible.”

I reached out to a friend and got into some recovery support, and it was amazing, people trying to save their lives, and I’m so uncomfortable … so uncomfortable. I remember a friend of mine, Lauren (she’s not an alcoholic), saying, “Why don’t you go down to Venice Beach and meditate?” I didn’t know what that meant, but I went down to Venice Beach. I sat in the sand and meditated for three seconds, and then went into a tattoo parlor and got my nipple pierced. That should give you a sense of how crazy I was. This was sober. This was not under the influence.

You can apologize to people for stuff you did while you were using. For the most part, people will accept that apology. But when you’re not using, you don’t have any excuse at all. You’re just a jerk.  

Teme: How do you define “cold, sober comedy”? I find sometimes as stresses add up, my sense of humor declines and that’s when it’s hardest to find comedy.

John: When things are the darkest and when you’re the most stressed, that’s when it’s most needed. That’s why it saddens me to see the state of comedy right now. We’re all in need of laughter, but we’re so stressed out that we’re getting up and slapping people or tackling people. We’re so PC, or we’re so non-PC, that we can’t find any ground to have fun. Give us the latitude to do what we do. We got to be able to laugh at ourselves or we’re screwed.

One of the things that reaches people who are alcoholics and drug addicts is dark humor. For some reason, when things are so bad, if you point that out and laugh at it, it’s so freeing. Cold sober comedy is crucial to recovery. It’s not just a side show to distract you.

I’ll give you an example. This was a long time ago, but it stuck with me. I was in the shower, and I’m “arguing” with the head of Sony for wanting to fire me from this job. That had happened like ten years ago from then, but here I am, naked in the shower, arguing out loud with somebody who’s not there. I noticed myself doing this and I laughed at myself. When I did, it went away. It just disappeared.

This notion of being able to observe ourselves with compassion and laughter has been really crucial to me. That part of us that can observe our lower selves is the key to not only getting sober, but of being able to be of real use in the world.

Teme: That’s profound. I think what you just said is the essence of why comedy is actually a holy calling. Comedy can help transcend the stresses and pressures that come at you which could otherwise really erode one’s soul. But if you can laugh and look at it with the perspective you just described, I think it literally helps you rise above and move on.

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John: Yes, exactly. A part of you is observing. Laughing at that part of you, laughing with kindness. We’re sentient beings who are aware of being aware, and that makes us special. That’s what we all share. That’s where my spiritual connection comes from. It’s so hard to talk about this stuff without sounding like a nut job, but I believe that’s where you’re holding hands with God.

Teme: That’s what I think, too. I’ve been in comedy shows more spiritual than any religious service because of the way people connect while laughing and feeling joy.

John: Yes. Real comedians are people who can feel that and know what the audience needs. In order to get laughter, you really have to connect in a way that I don’t think you do when you’re “performing.” I love performing. I love scripting stuff. I love doing improv, and playing characters, but there’s something about, hey, this is me, and you’re you. I’m talking to you to try to get you to make this physical, guttural thing called a laugh. The only way to do that is by touching you in a way where we identify with each other.

Teme: What do you want to say to people who are struggling with addiction to help them keep going?

John: Don’t believe what your brain is telling you. It’s not true. It’s wrong and it’s not your friend. Don’t listen to yourself. That is a hard thing to do.

Teme: What’s the best way for someone to be a friend to someone who’s struggling?

John: I just had somebody call me today. If it’s a husband or a wife, and they have kids, I’m like, “Take care of yourself first.” Until they realize that they can’t fix themselves, you just got to get out of the way so that you don’t get pulled down too. God, it’s so hard. There are support groups for families and friends. You really got to get help because they’re unwell. You are not going to be able to convince them to stop, and that’s hard to swallow. You need professionals. Even then, at some point, the alcoholic or drug addict has to want it.

Teme: For anyone who’s fortunate enough to attend your talk at the Gateway Foundation’s event, what will they come away with?

John: I want them to have a good time and accept the gravitas of what we’re about, but also, to be able to have some kindred spiriting. Gateway has been around for a long time and they know what they’re doing. I’m thrilled to be a part of it and I can’t wait to get back to Chicago.

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John Lehr emcees and performs at the Gateway Foundation’s “Illuminating Wellness” Luncheon on Thursday, May 26, 2022 at the Chicago History Museum, 1601 N. Clark St., Chicago. Register here.

A limited number of livestream tickets are also available.

More about John Lehr at johnlehr.com.

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Dear Rheem CEO, JR Jones: Your Company Sucks!

Dear Rheem CEO, JR Jones: Your Company Sucks!

Hello Campers! I know it has been a very, very long time since I posted anything, but I need my Soapbox to call out a company who has “done me wrong!” Hell, it worked the last time I did this kinda thing with T-Mobile, so I am hoping that someone from Rheem will see this post and “do the right thing.”

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In July, 2015, I purchased a Rheem Water Heater for my home. I paid for an extended 5-year warranty from the company who sold me the original unit. Of course, that warranty has expired because that is the story of my life. Two weeks ago, our water heater stopped working. My very clever husband figured out that the sightglass had completely shattered. According to my plumber, it is extremely unusual for the sightglass to break in a heater that is only 7 years old. Without going into a lengthy diatribe about the workings of water heaters, the abbreviated story is that the sightglass lives in a panel which protects the flame and needed to be replaced in order to be able to relight the water heater. I called Rheem and received the replacement part, but by law, it MUST be replaced by a licensed plumber. This meant that I would have to pay a plumber to replace the part which I did.

I just called Rheem in order to be reimbursed for the labor cost, only to be told that “they couldn’t reimburse me” because the labor warranty is only good for 2 years. My response was “of course you can reimburse me, but you are choosing not to.” So, I looked up how much Rheem Manufacturing Company “earned” in 2021….$1.7 Billion with a B. That is a lot of money, ya think?

I tried playing the “I’m a senior card” which didn’t work, so I am now taking to social media to try and shame Rheem into doing the right thing!

So, how about it, Mr. JR Jones???? You could be a mensch and reimburse this old lady and be a hero. Or, you could be a chump and ignore me. If you choose the latter, I will never purchase another Rheem product and I will tell everyone I know not to purchase your products. The ball is in your court!

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Where to Dine On Memorial Day Weekend in Chicago (2022)Xiao Faria daCunhaon May 23, 2022 at 4:06 pm

Time flies, doesn’t it? Because I feel like I was just writing about Memorial Day for last year a few days ago. Then, boom! It’s 2022! Well. Continuing Urban Matter’s beautiful tradition, here’s your golden list of activities and special deals to celebrate Memorial Day Weekend in Chicago this year. Whether you’re down for a good picnic, or prefer to do a trivia showdown with your friends — we’ve got something for you!

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2683 N Halsted St, Chicago, IL 60614

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After the barbecues, patrons can head to aliveOne at 5 p.m. for half-off all beer and cocktails from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. along with Memorial Day specials like $4 Old Style, $5 shots of Evan Williams, and a $7 PBR and whiskey shot combo. At 8 p.m., guests will enjoy free music trivia from Whaddayaknow and free pool all night.

2924 N. Central Park Ave. Chicago, IL 60618

Chicagoans can keep the Memorial Day weekend party going and join Central Park Bar as they host a Patio Party sponsored by New Belgium Brewing Co. on Tuesday, May 31 at 7 p.m. The party will be held in their new 3,500 square foot, dog-friendly Backyard Bar complete with covered outdoor bar, bumper pool table, picnic tables, porch swings and fire pit. Guests will enjoy custom glass engravings from New Belgium, games, prizes and more. Patrons can kick off the festivities early with Central Park Bar’s half-price happy hour from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.

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With easy street parking and a quick Uber ride to and from Wrigley Field, Cody’s Public House is the perfect post game stop for the Cubs vs Brewers doubleheader on Memorial Day. Cody’s game day specials will include $4 Old Style tall boy cans, $6 Spiteful Brewing Bleacher Bum Blonde and $6 Cubby Bombs. Guests are invited to “Bring Your Own Meat” (BYOM) and use the grill in Cody’s beer garden to grill up all their game day favorites. Cody’s beer garden also features TVs, darts and bean bags. For reservations, email [email protected].

2013 W. North Ave. Chicago, IL 60647

For Chicagoans looking for a casual spot to wind down after Memorial Day weekend, Estelle’s will open at 10 p.m. on Monday, May 30. Specials will include half-price BYO (build-your-own) burgers all evening. Patrons can also try Estelle’s National Burger Month special, a “BurGyro” for $16 featuring gyro beef and lamb slices, tzatziki sauce, feta cheese, and a six-ounce beef patty on a bed of lettuce.

1801 W Division St, Chicago, IL 60622

Mac’s Wood Grilled celebrates Memorial Day Weekend, summer’s unofficial kickoff, with holiday food and drink specials. Look for warm-weather drink deals such as $4 Bud Light Sour Seltzers, $4 Topo Chico Seltzers and $4 Pink Whitney Vodka Lemonades.

Food specials include a classic Fried Chicken Sandwich, with fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomatoes, red onions and dill pickles; and a Spicy Fried Chicken Sandwich, with fried chicken breast, housemade Buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, red onions and dill pickles. Both fried chicken sandwiches are served on a Turano Baking Company brioche bun and come with a side of fries ($16 each). The bar also features a Smoked Cheddar Bacon Brat with caramelized onions and stone-ground mustard on a Turano Baking Company pretzel hoagie bun (served with fries, $14). The specials are available during regular business hours Friday, May 27 through Monday, May 30 (11 a.m.-2 a.m. Friday and Sunday, 11 a.m.-3 a.m. Saturday, and 3 p.m.-2 a.m. Monday).

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The Goddess and Grocer is kicking off summer with its Memorial Day Goddess Grill Box this year. Serving 2, the menu features a variety of bartender batched cocktails, appetizers, sides, ready-to-grill entrees, and extras to choose from. Available for $85, orders can be placed for delivery or pickup online. Some featured items from the grill box include:

Mint To Be – Old Forester bourbon, lemon, mint, simple syrup
Livin’ Easy – Tito’s Vodka, fiorente elderflower liqueur, grapefruit, lemon
Spinach and Artichoke Dip with assorted chips
Herbed Hummus Spread
Southwest Street Corn
Drunken Noodle Salad
Bangkok Street Chicken – boneless thighs with ginger, lemongrass
Thai Sun Drenched Tofu – marinated tofu with pineapple and tamarind
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616 N Rush St, Chicago, IL 60611

Lure Fishbar (heart of downtown; 616 N. Rush St.) is offering Picnic Baskets to-go, launching Memorial Day Weekend. The picnic baskets are PERFECT for those enjoying outdoor concerts at Millennium Park, boating on the Lake, or those simply looking for an elegant meal to share on their balcony or porch at home.

The picnic baskets are $125 and include Lure signature items:
2 Lobster Rolls
Coleslaw
Pickles
Chips
2 Sushi Rolls
2 cookies

For those looking for a drink option, Lure will include a bottle of wine (guest’s choice) for an additional $50.

840 N Orleans St, Chicago, IL 60610

The Cafeteria, the multi-restaurant, upscale food hall concept in River North, will offer buy one, get one free smoothies from Planta Friday, May 27 through Monday, May 30. Typically priced at $9 each, guests may create a custom smoothie or go with one of the signature offering like the Blueberry Spirulina with blueberries, almond milk, bee pollen, chia seeds and bananas or the Wake Up with coffee protein, bananas, cold brew coffee, chocolate covered cocoa beans and dates.

1601 Payne St, Evanston, IL 60201

Let Soul & Smoke feed the whole family this Memorial Day weekend with a Chicken and Rib Tips Family Meal for hot pickup! Soul & Smoke’s Family Meal services 4 to 6 people with Grilled BBQ Chicken, Rib Tips, family-sized Mac & Cheese, Apple Slaw, Cornbread, 12oz BBQ Sauce bottle for $105. Pickup is available from Friday, May 27 through Monday, May 30. Preorder is available on Tock.

1904 W North Ave, Chicago, IL 60622

Maybe you plan on staying out a bit later in Wicker Park on Memorial Day. Amaru is the perfect late night spot for you. Good music, good vibes and an even better menu from Chef Rodolfo Cuadros. Check out their Holy Water, made with Amaru’s own house-infused spiced rum, orgeat syrup, lime juice and lemon juice. Or enjoy a classic Pina Colada made with plantation pineapple rum, Brinley coconut rum, lime juice and brown sugar — Yum!

150 N Dearborn St, Chicago, IL 60601

Hosting friends and family over Memorial Day weekend? Petterino’s is the perfect Loop hotspot to provide to-go and catering for your party from Chef Ozzy Amelotti. Chef Ozzy is a master at hand-crafted Italian cuisine like his Prime Beef Meatballs, his Caprese Sandwich or his most-raved Gnocchi with pomodoro, parmigiano reggiano and fried basil. Find full options now by visiting www.petterinos.com/carryout.

2300 N Lincoln Park W, Chicago, IL 60614

Looking for a fun spot for Memorial Day Weekend? Try Mon Ami Gabi in Lincoln Park! The restaurant will also be open for regular dinner, carryout, and delivery services on Memorial Day. The spacious outdoor patio is Lincoln Park’s hidden gem and will be open, pending weather. Patio seating is available on a first-come, first-serve basis for all reservations.

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Bulls will play regular-season game against Pistons in Paris next year

A Bulls road trip next season will take them all the way to Paris.

The NBA announced Tuesday morning that the Bulls will play the Pistons in a regular-season game at Accor Arena in Paris on Thursday, Jan. 19, 2023. The Bulls played two preseason games in Paris in 1997.

The Pistons have played regular-season games in London in 2013 and Mexico City in 2019. This will be their first game in France.

“It is a great honor to bring Chicago Bulls basketball back to Paris for The NBA Paris Game 2023 — an event that illustrates the league’s commitment to amplifying the national and global impact of basketball,” Bulls vice president Arturas Karnisovas said in a statement released by the NBA.

The Bulls-Pistons matchup will be the first NBA game in Europe since 2020 and the league’s 12th game in France since 1991. The NBA’s first regular-season game in Paris was played Jan. 24, 2020, between the Charlotte Hornets and Milwaukee Bucks.

Fans can visit www.nbaevents.nba.com/paris/nba-paris for ticket presale information.

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