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Bachelors Grove Cemetery is free to visit and teenager’s thing to do in summer of 22

Bachelors Grove Cemetery is free to visit and teenager’s thing to do in summer of 22

by Edward Shanahan.

48 years ago, I was exploring the haunted Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery or as many make the claim today, like them, I was ‘Investigating’ the location (it was actually just called ‘ghost hunting’ back in those days).

I was doing this at the age of 16 when you could drive back to the cemetery. It had it’s stories of the location being very haunted, and the location along with the stories were made famous by Mr. Richard Crowe, the individual that could be called the originator of Chicago Ghost Stories, Chicago Haunted Locations and Chicago area paranormal tours.

He had the stories that others chose to use of Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery and many more locations that Mr. Crowe first made public to the Chicago land area.

I would always try to listen to his interviews on the radio as Richard Crowe is the person that made the haunted locations in Chicago famous and was the first to create the concept of ghost tours in the area. I had my first haunted location experience at Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery.

(c) 2003 Edward Shanahan

It is that time of year again at Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery with Spring being here and the coming of Summer. Teenagers from mainly the S.W. Suburbs will again venture back there for enjoying the day there as teenagers as I did and my kids did as teenagers.

(c) 2003 Edward Shanahan

I hope the teenagers in 2022 enjoy exploring Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery as I did 48 years ago.

Have fun by walking up to some of the ‘older’ adults ‘paranormal investigating or ghost hunting’ and just look at them, when they say “Hi” or “What do you want?” Some may actually be hanging around to pass out their card with a website to get you to go there, blow their mind and say “You see me? Wow!”

Same with the ghost tours wandering around at times in there, follow them and if asked what you are doing, say to them that you want to hear the stories also, as it is a free location and part of the Cook County Forest Preserves, and you have all rights to be there also.

(c) 2003 Edward Shanahan

When you go there, do not go alone! Bring some of your teenage friends and go as a group. Bring a camera with you, use your phone recorder, stick together and do your own investigations.

See if it is something that interests you, or if there are more enjoyable things to do as a teenager? It is an abandoned cemetery, but the rules are set by the Forest Preserve District of Cook County, so be out of there by sunset.

(c) 2003 Edward Shanahan

Any and all vandalism is unacceptable, including the moving of headstones.

In recent photos of Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery that I have seen on the Internet, the headstones seem to be lined up in a row. I can tell you and you can see by way of the photos in this article that I took in 2003, that was not the case then. But it does make it easier for the paranormal investigators, ghost hunters and their photo ops.

(c)2003 Edward Shanahan

Many of the adults at the house parties I work, bring up that they have gone to Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery in the past couple of years, are claiming it is not living up to expectations that have been put out there by many of those in the Chicago paranormal field and tour guides.

As you see in these photos that I did in 2003, it had its own feeling back then as one would explore the location. Today I considered that feeling is gone, and the location ruined, as it does not look anything like the photos here.

No individual has any type of ownership or squatter’s rights to Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery. Matter of fact if you or your parents own a home in Cook County as I do, then the Forest Preserve District is something you or your parents and I pay into with our taxes.

Yes, I am part of the Paranormal Field and have been in a public way since 2000 and exploring locations since 1974. I have lived all my life within 10 minutes of Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery, in a S. W. Suburb (most haunted areas), and know there are spirits there in Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery since the first day I wandered around there. But I do not have an obsession with the place or any other paranormal locations.

(c) 2003 Edward Shanahan

I welcome the Spirits as part of our world, as we are surrounded by them. With every location that I have visited in the Chicago area S.W. Suburbs, no location is any more special than any other location, expect with the location(s) that can get individuals noticed on the Internet on a regular basis.

There are many more locations then just Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery in the S.W. Suburbs and all are free. Here is a Pinterest Board that will give you exposure to all the locations in the S.W. Suburbs of Chicago. It is called the: Chicago Haunted Tour Locations of Archer Ave and more.

Enjoy your Summer!
Edward Shanahan
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Kendall Graveman thankful for White Sox’ support

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — Right-hander Kendall Graveman, who was missing from the White Sox bullpen for three games while the White Sox were getting swept in Toronto this week, expressed gratitude to the organization Friday for supporting his decision to not get vaccinated for COVID-19.

Back with the team along with starter Dylan Cease, who starts against the Rays Saturday, Graveman is a key piece in the back of the Sox bullpen who wasn’t available against a tough Blue Jays team that swept the Sox in three games. The Sox signed him to a three-year, $24 million contract as a free agent in the offseason.

General manager Rick Hahn said last week the Sox respected Cease and Graveman for “exercising their right to make that choice.” Graveman said the organization “has a ton of class and that’s been something that I’ve really appreciated.”

The Canadian government requires entrants to be vaccinated for COVID-19 at least 14 days prior to entry. The Sox lined up Cease with extra rest to start against the Cubs last Sunday, keeping him out of the rotation for the Blue Jays, who faced Lucas Giolito, Michael Kopech and Johnny Cueto.

“I’d like to say thank you to the organization because they’ve really been supportive of allowing me to make a decision and that was a route they didn’t have to take,” Graveman said. “But they did and I really respect our organization as a whole, from the time that they were trying to get me as a free agent to spring training to up close to the time to go to Toronto.”

The Sox returned right-handers Kyle Crick and Jimmy Lambert to Triple-A Charlotte, where Graveman went to throw a bullpen, work on his slider, and be around the Knights.

“There was no question about penalizing Graveman for making his choice,” La Russa said. “The way the three losses came out, there really wasn’t a lead late. Wish there would have. He’s ready to go in there [Friday].”

Graveman and Cease did not get paid or accrue service time.

“Moving forward I hopefully help us win this series and I love each and every one of these guys in this clubhouse, our coaching staff,” Graveman said. “Tough series for us [in Toronto], but moving forward we have three more left to go before we go home.”

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Lance Lynn (knee) made his second start on his rehabilitation assignment for Charlotte Friday. He is expected to make one more in another five days.

*Eloy Jimenez (hamstring) played in the fourth game of his assignment with Charlotte.

“He’s very impatient,” La Russa said. “Just has to make sure he understands ‘get back, stay back.’ We’re as impatient as he is, believe me, but we’re not the ones going through this so we have to be patient. Stick him in the middle of the lineup things will be different. Then the lineup changes.”

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Future is now for Cubs prospect Caleb Kilian

Cubs manager David Ross was coy when asked prior to Friday’s game against the Cardinals if pitching prospect Caleb Kilian would be called up to pitch in Saturday’s doubleheader at Wrigley Field.

“I do [know who it will be]. I just don’t want to tell you guys yet,” Ross said. “I’ll tell you after the game.”

Ross was well aware of the anticipation of a hot prospect coming to the major leagues in the middle of a rebuild. And that anticipation only grew when veteran right-hander Marcus Stroman was strafed for nine runs on 10 hits in a 14-5 loss to the Cardinals on Friday before 32,482 at Wrigley Field.

As expected, Kilian indeed was called up and will make his major-league debut against the Cardinals in the second game of the doubleheader. It’s not quite a turning point in the rebuild, but a significant step. The right-hander, who turned 25 on Thursday, is the first of the top-rated prospects the Cubs acquired in last year’s sell-off of 2016 World Series stalwarts Anthony Rizzo, Kris Bryant and Javy Baez and veterans Yu Darvish and Joc Pederson to reach the big leagues.

“I got to interact with him a little bit [in spring training]. Seems like a hard worker,” Ross said after the game when asked for a scouting report on the 6-4, 180-pound Kilian. “Good makeup. Real chance to be everyday-big-league-starter type of stuff and continue to get better every day. I know he wants to grow, wants to learn. Pretty good energy about him. Got a nice fastball and he’s been pitching really well.”

Kilian, acquired from the Giants for Bryant, has been in the spotlight since he pitched six perfect innings in the Arizona Fall League championship game last Nov. 21. He has been stellar at Class AAA Iowa this season — 2-0 with a 2.06 ERA, with 41 strikeouts in 39 1/3 innings. Iowa was 8-1 in his nine starts — and Kilian left with a 5-1 lead in the only loss.

Cubs catcher P.J. Higgins played with Kilian at Iowa, but has caught him only in spring training. But he’s seen enough to be excited about Kilian’s promotion.

“Kil’s got the full package of pitches,” Higgins said. “He’s got a live fastball. He’s got a good two-seam curveball, cutter and change-up. He’s got a good mix of both sides of the plate.”

At 22-30 after their three-game winning streak was snapped Friday, the Cubs still appear to be in the early stages of their rebuild. And following the template that produced Rizzo, Bryant, Baez, Jake Arrieta, Kyle Hendricks, et al. as the Cubs went from 96 losses in 2013 to the World Series in 2016 seems like a daunting challenge at this point.

But with Kilian, the Cubs are at least giving themselves a chance to build the foundation with pitchers from the farm system, with Keegan Thompson (6-0, 1.99) and to a lesser degree, Justin Steele (1-5, 5.40).

Even Ross doesn’t know if Kilian is ready for this.

“I don’t think we know that until we get him [here],” he said.

But it appears that Kilian will determine his fate, as outfielder Christopher Morel is doing after coming up from Class AA Tennessee as a fill-in player.

“I think you take it for what it’s worth,” Ross said. “Morel came up and got a chance to play a little bit. Good things happen to guys who take advantage of opportunities. I think that’s just wait-and-see.”

Fairly or unfairly, Kilian arrives amid some anticipation and excitement.

“For sure,” Higgins said. “It’s awesome for the organization. Everybody wants to see him. I want to see him, too, because I was able to watch him — not necessarily back there [catching him] as much as I was in spring training. But it’s going to be a big day for him. I’m happy for him. I expect him to do pretty well.”

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Old Town School of Folk Music teachers reach deal on contract.

Teachers at the Old Town School of Folk Music have a tentative contract agreement with the school’s board of directors after more than two years of negotiations.

The deal, reached Thursday night, will cover the more than 200 teaching artists at the school represented by the Old Town Teachers Organization.

Few details were released, pending ratification, but the new contract does include a 4% pay raise. Teachers also had wanted four seats on the board of directors, but it was not known Friday if that is part of the contract.

Dozens of people working in the Chicago music industry had backed the teachers in their fight, including Jeff Tweedy of the band Wilco, who was among 70 people who signing a letter of support released in March 2021.

“The road has been long and, at times, incredibly challenging for many of us,” said Jessica Martino, co-president of the Old Town Teachers Organization.

The teachers “have been nothing if not wholeheartedly committed to shared governance and bringing home a fair contract,” Martino added. “We organized so that we could have a seat at the table. We organized to ensure that we’re fairly compensated, with access to benefits eligibility and job security. We organized because we care about each other, our students, and the Old Town School of Folk Music.”

The Old Town Teachers Organization, formed in 2019, is affiliated with the Illinois Federation of Teachers.

The bargaining team is set to meet next Monday to go over the terms of the contract. No date has been set on a ratification vote. The tentative deal is for five years.

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Caleb Kilian will start for the Chicago Cubs on SaturdayVincent Pariseon June 3, 2022 at 10:10 pm

The Chicago Cubs needed some excitement after losing to the St. Louis Cardinals by a final score of 14-5. It is a horrible way to go into the weekend but things just got a lot better. There is hope for the future with a lot of their prospects and one of them is getting the call.

After the game, David Ross announced that Caleb Kilian is going to be called up from AAA to make his MLB debut with the Chicago Cubs. He is going to start game two of the doubleheader against those same St. Louis Cardinals.

He is a right-handed pitcher (number five prospect in the organization) that has been waiting for this moment for a long time. Kilian was drafted by the San Francisco Giants out of Texas Tech University. He was acquired by the Cubs in the trade that sent Kris Bryant to the Giants at the 2021 MLB Trade Deadline.

With how bad Bryant has been with the Colorado Rockies this season, the Cubs have to be feeling great about this trade. They are bringing in a very young and very exciting prospect to come pitch in a doubleheader against the Cardinals.

The Chicago Cubs are calling up Caleb Kilian to make his Major League debut.

Kilian made nine starts with the Iowa Cubs so far this season. In 39.1 innings pitched, he has a 2.06 ERA, 41 strikeouts, and a record of 2-0. He has been magnificent down there and people have been calling for him to get called up for a long time.

This is his chance to prove that he deserves to stick in Major League Baseball. It isn’t like the big boys in the Cubs rotation have done much of anything. Kyle Hendricks and Marcus Stroman have mostly been disappointments this season but Kilian has a fresh start.

There is a reason that the Cubs believed he was an adequate piece to land in a trade for Kris Bryant. Of course, it was a last-second deal but Bryant is one of the most important players in Cubs’ franchise history. They wouldn’t give him away for anything other than something worthy.

This is an exciting moment for Kilian and his family. He is being called up to play Major League Baseball. He will do it in a rivalry game against a very good Cardinals team. This is an exciting time for all baseball fans. It will be interesting to see how he does.

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Cubs prospect Brennen Davis out for season after back surgery

Outfielder Brennen Davis, rated the top prospect in the Cubs’ farm system, is out for the 2022 season after undergoing back surgery Thursday, a source confirmed.

Davis, 22, a second-round pick in the 2018 draft, had not played at Class AAA Iowa since May 3 because of back soreness and was put on the injured list on May 12. He had the procedure on a vascular malformation, but without structural damage, a source said. The Cubs are optimistic Davis will not suffer any long-term effects of the injury.

After a standout 2021 season in which he jumped from Class A South Bend to Class AAA Iowa and was the MVP of the All-Star Futures Game, Davis was hitting .195 (15-for-77) and a .584 OPS at Iowa, with two home runs and seven RBIs and 31 strikeouts in 22 games when he was sidelined by the back injury.

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Chicago Cubs go into weekend on extremely low noteVincent Pariseon June 3, 2022 at 9:38 pm

The Chicago Cubs certainly looked cool with their Wrigleyville jerseys on Friday but they didn’t play very cool. They allowed the St. Louis Cardinals to absolutely dismantle them at Wrigley Field. The Cubs got out to a 3-0 lead and then the Cardinals went off to win 14-5.

Marcus Stroman made the start for the Cubs in this one. He was good in the first inning as the Cardinals didn’t get anything. He was even spotted three runs after that but it all went downhill from there.

Stroman allowed nine runs on ten hits. He walked one, gave up a home run, and struck out seven. It was certainly his worst performance in a Chicago Cubs uniform. Those 4.0 innings are not what the Chicago Cubs are paying him all that money for.

One player who does deserve a lot of resect is Patrick Wisdom. To be honest, he is very average at a lot of things. However, he is elite at one particular part of baseball and that is hitting home runs. He is among the league leaders since the start of the 2021 season.

This home run was a three run shot (his 12th of the season) and it accounted for those three runs that the Cubs earned in the first inning. From there, the offense didn’t do much more as Frank Schwindel and Patrick Wisdom each added another RBI for the five total runs.

Things did not go very well for the Chicago Cubs on Friday afternoon at Wrigley.

The Cubs used Mark Leiter Jr. on the mound for the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth innings and he didnd’t do amazing. He gave up three runs on three hits and walked two. Finally, in the ninth inning, David Ross thought it would be cute to let Frank Schwindel pitch.

It was anything but cute as he gave up an addition two runs on two hits (both home runs). It was a fun day for the St. Louis Cardinals as they were able to embarrass their biggest rivals at Wrigley Field.

The Chicago Cubs go through a few games where they play well and then put up complete duds like this on a regular basis. They aren’t just bad. They are very very bad. It might not be long before the once thought of as the worst team in the league Cincninnati Reds pass them. Going into the weekend like this is just a terrible look.

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Groin injury puts White Sox RHP Velasquez on ILon June 3, 2022 at 10:23 pm

The injury bug has hit the Chicago White Sox once again as Friday night’s scheduled starter, right-hander Vince Velasquez, was placed on the 15-day injured list with a left groin strain, the team announced on Friday afternoon.

Rookie righty Davis Martin was recalled from Triple-A Charlotte to take Velasquez’s place on the roster and will start against the Tampa Bay Rays. Martin, 25, made his major league debut earlier this season, giving up just one run over five innings against the Kansas City Royals.

The team also reinstated pitchers Dylan Cease and Kendall Graveman as they had to sit out a series in Toronto due to COVID-19 vaccine requirements.

Velasquez, 30, joins a long list of walking wounded for the White Sox which includes fellow righty Lance Lynn (knee). Lead-off man Tim Anderson (groin) is also on the injured list as the team has dropped its first three games of their road trip playing without their star shortstop. He is expected to be out three weeks.

Eloy Jimenez (hamstring) is currently on a rehab assignment alongside Lynn while third baseman Yoan Moncada has been in and out of the lineup due to various ailments.

The team also returned pitchers Jimmy Lambert and Kyle Crick to Triple-A after they filled in for Cease and Graveman while they were on the restricted list.

The White Sox begin the day with a minus-55 run differential, second worst in the AL.

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White Sox call up RHP Davis Martin to start against Rays

The White Sox recalled right-handed pitcher Davis Martin from Triple-A Charlotte and announced he will start Friday night’s game against the Rays.

The team also reinstated right-handed pitchers Dylan Cease and Kendall Graveman from the restricted list. The two did not travel with the team to Toronto for this week’s series against the Blue Jays. The Canadian government requires entrants to be vaccinated for COVID-19 at least 14 days prior to entry.

Martin pitched five innings of one-run ball and struck out seven, allowing five hits and one walk in a 2-1 loss to the Royals in his major-league debut on May 17. He is 5-2 with a 3.80 ERA over 45 innings in nine minor-league starts this season.

The Sox also placed RHP Vince Velasquez on the 15-day injured list retroactive to May 31 with left groin strain and returned RHPs Kyle Crick and Jimmy Lambert to Charlotte.

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Has Hollywood Crossed the Threshold of Implausibility?

Has Hollywood Crossed the Threshold of Implausibility?

Hollywood had a tainted history of manipulating movie audiences into feeling better about themselves, even stooping to the margins of implausibility to do so.

In the thirties and forties, the studios hatched a scheme to portray elderly multi-millionaire tycoons as bumbling, stumbling, grumbling, over- upholstered patriarchs—-paterfamilias of Leading Ladies like Carole Lombard, Maureen O’Hara and Claudette Colbert. Repeatedly at the head of the caravan of grouches were crackerjack character actors like Charles Coburn, Eugene Pallette and Hugh Herbert. It was their consistently irascible buffoonery that led Mr. and Mrs. Average Joe to a comfort level that allowed them sparks of mockery, temporarily setting aside their resentment of the rich in the sheltering darkness of baroque movie theaters. For an hour and a half, they could luxuriate in the comforts of vengeful mockery. Annual income levels ranging from not-bad to impoverishment. these moviegoers were engaged in the entertaining pleasures of Getting Even.

The collective enmity wasn’t limited to doddering dads of exorbitant prosperity. There were their Eastern-seaboard-accented, spoiled-brat daughters to despise, the marginally winsome Other Women–played by stalwart semi-stars like Trudy Marshall, Nina Foch and Ruth Hussey–who never failed to lose the affections of the Leading Man to the spotless charms of the wholesome, prettier, unspoiled Leading Lady played by fully-flowered stars like Carol Lombard, Jeanne Crain and Claudette Colbert. And then there was the dully innocuous, slick-haired, Yale-milled stuffed shirt, The Other Man (reluctantly painted beige by the likes of not-quite-handsome-enough actors Lee Bowman, George Brent and Lyle Talbot ) whom—-in the competition with Leading Men (such as remorselessly handsome Clark Gable, Robert Taylor and William Powell) for the heart of the Leading Lady– was invariably trounced by unanimous decision.

These secondary cinema characters were, to a large measure, kept just this side of the threshold of implausibility by the Hollywood establishment (mostly populated of FDR-grade progressives) to the presumed titillation of America’s Working Stiffs and Blondie Bumsteads. Fair enough, I guess.

But recently, I gasped I witnessed the probably inevitable trespass over the threshold. There, in a promo clip of the new remake of Cyrano, was Peter Dinklage, as the celebrated, swashbuckling, greatest swordsman of France in the stirring process of lethally perforating a dastardly opponent into the bottomless pit of the cosmic void–despite the lout standing at least two feet taller than Dinklage, and flailing a rapier at least two feet longer. Now, really?

What, I asked myself, has Hollywood done in the name in even-handed elevation of marginalized minorities? Descended to abject absurdity, I heard myself answering. More questions crowded my skepticism. What other berserk ideas would invade the cinematic imagination of my fellow Progressives?

A biopic of Andre the Giant starring Danny DeVito?

A remake of Rambo starring Jim Parsons?

A film version of Aida starring Marlee Matlin, signing to the Verdi”s music*?

A remake of Gandhi starring Sylvester Stallone?

A new, reimagined version of a cop-movie franchise, now re-titled Dirty Harriet, starring Judy Dench in the lead role?

A biopic of Mother Theresa starring Stormy Daniels?

The Bible with Mel Gibson as David, King of the Jews and Paris Hilton as God.

And, what- the -implausible Hell next?

Note: Okay,, okay, maybe this example is somewhat dark, but I’m claiming an exemption from rebuke, since I am–in truth–the offspring of deaf-mute parents.

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