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Luke Richardson has inherited a huge Chicago Blackhawks messVincent Pariseon June 28, 2022 at 11:00 am

The Chicago Blackhawks just made a huge announcement on Monday. We knew before the weekend started thanks to some inside sources but they have hired a new head coach. Luke Richardson is the guy for the job going forward.

Richardson seems like a candidate that deserves the opportunity to be a first-time coach in the National Hockey League. He played in over 1400 NHL games as a defensive defenseman so you know he thinks about the game like a coach.

He also had four years as an AHL head coach and another eight years as an NHL assistant coach along the way. He has certainly learned his trade well and will be looking to get this team back into contention.

Unfortunately for him, he doesn’t have the roster to contend for the playoffs right now. Guys like Patrick Kane, Alex DeBrincat, and Jonathan Toews might be on their way out, they don’t have a concrete plan in goal, and most of the young prospects aren’t what we thought they were.

Luke Richardson is inheriting a very bad Chicago Blackhawks roster right now.

The roster is not very good on paper, the farm system is weak, and they don’t have a first-round pick this year. There is no doubt that 2022-23 is a transition year for the Blackhawks. Richardson would not have been hired if he didn’t accept that.

Connor Bedard is a very good prospect that is currently projected to be the top pick in the 2023 NHL Draft. Obviously, things can change but he is getting early comparisons to Connor McDavid which tells you everything you need to know.

They say those guys come once every ten years or so and McDavid (2015) will have been eight years prior to Bedard. The Blackhawks are in a position to have a chance at this guy. They will need the lottery balls to fall their way but it is even a deep draft after him as well.

There is no doubt that this organization was left in a mess by Stan Bowman. General Manager Kyle Davidson is going to try and pick up the pieces but Luke Richardson is not inheriting a very good roster.

We can only hope that he helps the players that are there become good pros. That could help them if they are able to stick around and play on the next great Hawks team. Some of the young kids are going to get their opportunity. It may be a transition year but it will certainly be an interesting year too.

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Lucas Giolito pitches six strong innings, but Angels hand White Sox fifth loss in six games

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Lucas Giolito looked more like himself Monday night against the Angels, throwing six innings of two-run ball and striking out six.

Had he received a needed helping hand from his defense in the second inning, it could have been six scoreless and exiting with a 3-0 lead rather than 3-2. The lead quickly evaporated on Taylor Ward’s two-run double against Reynaldo Lopez in the seventh, and the Angels held on for a 4-3 victory.

Finding his way after posting a 1-3 record and 9.47 ERA over previous five starts, Giolito faced Brandon Marsh with two outs in the second and a runner on second, and Marsh looped a fly ball near the 350-foot sign near the right-field corner, but Gavin Sheets let the ball pop out of his glove for an RBI triple.

Andrew Velasquez then singled off Giolito’s cleat, making it 2-0. Giolito went on to finish with six strikeouts and one walk.

Sheets had two hits including a double in the seventh, when he scored on Josh Harrison’s go-ahead single. On Harrison’s single, Seby Zavala was caught too far off second, taking some air out of a potential big inning.

Anderson on the move

Tim Anderson, who collected the 100th and 101st stolen bases of his career, scored from first on Andrew Vaughn’s double in the sixth. Vaughn scored on Jose Abreu’s game-tying double.

Anderson is the Sox’ top vote-getter in American League All-Star Game balloting and second to the Blue Jays’ Bo Bichette at the shortstop position. Through Sunday, Anderson was batting .339/.376/.468 with an .843 OPS in 45 games. Bichette was hitting .252/.297/.422 with a .719 OPS in 71 games.

Star gazing

When Vaughn’s batting average was touching .330 last week, the first sounds of All-Star Game chatter came within earshot of the second-year outfielder. To even be in the conversation almost took Vaughn’s breath away.

“Those are amazing words,” Vaughn said. “I don’t know how to explain it. It’s pretty cool to be in that company. It would be an extreme honor, but the No. 1 goal and everyone in here is the same — get to the playoffs.”

Vaughn made his major-league debut April 2 last year in Anaheim. The Angels’ clubhouse has signed baseballs on the wall of players who debuted here since 2020.

Grandal’s back

Aside from the long flight to Anaheim doing it no favors, catcher Yasmani Grandal said his low back “is feeling good,” but he has no timetable yet for an injury rehab assignment. Grandal, who hasn’t played since June 11, has been taking swings off the tee the last few days.

“The most important thing is the running,” Grandal said. “If I can do the running I should be able to do everything else.”

“It’s step by step,” manager Tony La Russa said. “You have to be patient. There’s too much at stake. There are more things he has to pass.”

Hendriks throws bullpen

Closer Liam Hendriks, on the injured list since June 14 with a right forearm flexor strain, threw a bullpen Monday. Hendriks is targeting this weekend for a return, which is more ambitious than general manager Rick Hahn’s original expectation of a three-week absence.

“Ask him or ask the trainers. There is a different opinion,” La Russa said when asked how Hendriks came away from throwing off a mound. ”He wants to go.”

How Hendriks responds Tuesday could present a clearer picture of how soon he’ll be available. The Sox won’t want to rush him.

o Yoan Moncada is expected to come off the IL on Tuesday.

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Fired-up Lightfoot tells Pride in the Park crowd, ‘F– Clarence Thomas’ for opinion urging Supreme Court to overturn gay marriage

Six mayoral challengers pounced on Mayor Lori Lightfoot on Monday for making an obscene reference to U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas for suggesting that last week’s landmark decision overturning Roe v. Wade should be a prelude to overturning gay marriage.

“If you read Clarence Thomas’ concurrence,” a fired-up Lightfoot shouts from the stage at a weekend Pride in the Park event at Grant Park.

Someone from the audience yells back at the mayor and Lightfoot says, “Thank you. F- – – Clarence Thomas.”

Some in the audience appeared shocked by the mayor’s use of vulgarity in public. Others seemed delighted and repeated it.

Lightfoot appeared undaunted as she continued her attack on Thomas. “He thinks that we are going to stand idly by while they take our rights,” the mayor said.

By late afternoon Monday, nearly a million people had viewed the video of the mayor, including six of the seven mayoral challengers. The mayor’s office refused to comment.

But in a tweet Monday evening that showed Lightfoot pointing toward an audience member’s T-shirt bearing the same profane statement the mayor used, the post read, “I said what I said.”

Former Chicago Public Schools CEO Paul Vallas said no matter how incensed the city’s first openly gay mayor is about the suggestion made in Thomas’ concurring opinion, she owes it to the office she holds and the constituents she represents to conduct herself with decorum.

“It’s pretty embarrassing. There’s ways to criticize without inciting people to mob action,” Vallas said.

“Even if you were echoing what somebody else said in the crowd, it’s dangerous and totally inappropriate,” he said. “You’re almost trying to agitate people to violence when you think about it. … If that’s not an invitation — if that’s not sanctioning it through your rhetoric — I don’t know what does.”

Millionaire businessman Willie Wilson wholeheartedly agreed. “Using that kind of language just, in my opinion, encourages violence. I condemn all things that would make anybody feel or give the impression of violence. That just ain’t the way to go.”

Ald. Roderick Sawyer (6th) said he “shares the concern. But there’s better ways to do that. It’s just horrible. Can’t make this stuff up.”

State Rep. Kam Buckner (D-Chicago) said, like the mayor, he is “clearly nervous about what the slippery slope” might be. But Buckner said that doesn’t excuse the mayor’s language.

“It’s not something that I would say. It’s not something that I would expect from the person who is representing this city on the public stage. We’ve got to be mindful that our young people are watching. Our young people are listening,” Buckner said.

“We’ve got to be smart about our rhetoric and about making sure we bring down the temperature and adding more humanity and more thoughtfulness into our politics,” he said.

Mayoral challenger Ray Lopez said Lightfoot’s vulgar language is more evidence that she lacks the temperament to serve as an effective mayor of Chicago.

“Either you’re pandering just to get votes or you have no respect for the office you hold,” said Lopez, one of the mayor’s most outspoken City Council critics. “It’s undignified and it’s beneath the city of Chicago to act in this manner — especially in public. It takes vulgarity to a whole new level and further diminishes the office and the respect we hope people have for it.

“She needs to apologize,” he added. “Our youth, our future leaders watch her actions. To normalize this kind of vitriolic response when you don’t get your way is just bad leadership, albeit a hallmark of her administration.”

Mayoral challenger Ja’Mal Green had a different take. He accused Lightfoot of brazenly using the Supreme Court ruling to “lure voters” while saying nothing at all about the fatal shooting of a 5-month-old baby girl.

“We need solutions right now to what’s going on … right here at home. But instead, she would rather grandstand on stage using this language because she knew it would get a certain reaction so she can get her approval numbers up. But, our babies are dying still right now,” Green said.

Last year, Lightfoot recessed a City Council meeting, left the rostrum and got into a finger-pointing shouting match with Ald. Jeanette Taylor (20th) as cameras rolled, stunning and disappointing even some of the mayor’s closest allies.

It happened after Taylor joined Lopez in temporarily scuttling the mayor’s appointment of Corporation Counsel Celia Meza to protest the Law Department’s motion to dismiss a lawsuit filed by social worker Anjanette Young, who was forced to stand naked while an all-male team of police officers raided the wrong home.

On Monday, Taylor was the only alderperson contacted who said she understood why Lightfoot was so enraged by Thomas’ concurring opinion, she would make a profane public reference to the justice.

“I don’t know that I would have said it. But I understand how she feels. I understand her frustration and her being upset. If she didn’t cuss, I would be surprised … Take out that she’s the mayor. It’s her being human. She’s a grown woman who is entitled to her feelings,” Taylor said.

“I ain’t surprised that she said it. She understands that it’s like greed. They don’t stop at one set of people. It continues to go. And she is absolutely right. They are coming after gay marriage. I promise you they are. It’s next. Watch.”

Taylor said the decision to overturn Roe v. Wade was “white supremacy in the worst way I’ve ever seen it in my life. “Decisions like that hurt us all.”

It’s not the first time Lightfoot has been accused of using profanity.

During the civil unrest triggered by the death of George Floyd that devolved into two devastating rounds of looting in the summer of 2020, Lightfoot unleashed a profanity-laced tirade against Lopez.

It happened when Lopez accused the mayor of being caught flat-footed after the first round of looting that spread into South and West side neighborhoods after downtown was belatedly sealed off.

Lightfoot famously warned members of the Black Caucus who dared to vote against her 2021 budget, “Don’t ask me for s–t” when it comes to choosing projects for her five-year, $3.7 billion capital plan.

And most recently, Lightfoot branded as “deeply offensive,” “ridiculous” and “wholly lacking in merit” the claim that she made an obscene and derogatory remark against Italian Americans during a call to discuss the statue of Christopher Columbus removed from Arrigo Park.

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Sinisterhood: Comedy comes to Chicago’s creepy curses

Sinisterhood: Comedy comes to Chicago’s creepy curses

Sinisterhood’s Heather McKinney and Christie Wallace

No one does Creepiness, Comedy and Camaraderie like Sinisterhood! A Q&A with Christie Wallace and Heather McKinney

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Heather McKinney first saw Christie Wallace in 2017 at an improv show at the Dallas Comedy House. In her lyrical Texas drawl, Heather told me, “I remember spotting Christie. She was a teacher. She was on all the best troupes. Seeing her perform, you’d go, “Man, I would love to perform with her. I’ll never get that chance!”

Heather is a University of Illinois/Chicago grad and honed her talent training and performing at Second City, iO, and the Annoyance. It turned out, Christie admired her back. She invited Heather to join her troupe and share the stage. But it would be months before they really cemented their friendship.

Fast forward to a spring day in 2018 when Christie created a Facebook post that would change both their lives. She was home with a newborn, binging TV shows. “One of them was The Keepers,” Christie recalled. “I was really taken with that series because they were solving cold cases. They were two older women who didn’t have any kind of training, but it was personal to them.” She wondered out loud to her husband Tommy if book clubs existed where instead of reading, you sat around and talked “true crime, cults and creepy stuff.”

“I don’t know,” he replied, “but you should start that.”

Christie posted on the Dallas Comedy House Facebook page. Was anyone interested? “I’m definitely down,” wrote Heather. As Christie remembers, “We didn’t even know if there was going to be a podcast at first. We just met up. Heather happened to have a microphone and some recording stuff, and we recorded just in case.” The two continued to talk, get together and tape on a regular basis. Their conversations became the hit podcast Sinisterhood.  

Seven months after its inception, Sinisterhood broke into the iTunes Top 10 Comedy Podcasts and appeared as a Spotify Featured Podcast. A mere three months after that, the podcast hit one million downloads.  Appropriately, Christie and Heather believe they hit their stride in their thirteenth episode. It’s been an avalanche of downloads ever since – over 24 million and counting. The show has been featured in Marie Claire, Vulture, AV Club and Women’s Health and consistently appears on the Apple Podcasts Top Comedy chart.

On Wednesday, June 29 and Thursday June 30, Christie and Heather will bring Sinisterhood to Zanies for two unique Chicago-centric shows. On Wednesday, they pull back the curtain on Resurrection Mary, Chicago’s most oft-seen ghost. On Thursday, they will explore the legend of Cap Streeter, the renegade rapscallion who defied city politicians and police to create Streeterville literally from garbage. Both nights will be a celebration of the Chicago spirit in every meaning of the word.

Christie and Heather are unique among podcasters. It’s not just that they’re star improvisers, though they are. Christie, in addition to being a life-long aficionado of true crime and the paranormal, is a mom and also pet parent to two dogs, five fish, one snail, and a “very sassy pig” named Petal who is known to make cameos during Sinisterhood’s live Q&As.

Heather brings a rare perspective as a licensed attorney who has performed pro bono work for the Innocence Project and represented victims of crime. She is passionate about making thorny legal issues easy to understand. They both love to solve mysteries and bring attention to injustice and the importance of changing local policies and voting.

Also unique, is the community that’s sprung up among Sinisterhood fans. Christie told me, “We’re most proud of the listener base that we’ve created. We hear all the time about how it’s the most supportive listenership of all the true crime podcasts. We’re very sensitive to the victims, their stories and their families. All of our listeners are very respectful of one another. We started the community, but our listeners built it. We’re there for our listenership. That’s definitely something that’s increased tenfold with the pandemic. We’re on tour right now and we hear, “You guys are my best friends. You just don’t know it.” And we’re like, “We think that you’re our friends, too!”

Christie and Heather kindly spoke with me by phone about their upcoming Chicago shows and how their friendship became a phenomenon.

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SINISTERHOOD’S ROOTS

Teme: What draws you to paranormal and true crime stories?

Heather: Growing up, I watched Unsolved Mysteries and I loved Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Christie and I both like solving puzzles and trying to make sense of what we’re looking at. If we could be the ones to find the answer, that’s great. But even if not, we love the community and all our listeners. Like this past Friday, we had a story about a really weird situation. We put out a call to action and we’ve gotten a lot of possible answers.

Christie: I got a lot of my interest from my dad. He was very into creepy stuff like X-Files and aliens. I remember doing a book report in elementary school on the Bermuda Triangle, which was a book that we just had at our house. I was exposed to a lot of that and true crime. I think for me, the more I know about it, the more I can try and prevent that from happening to me, which is why I think women especially are into true crime. You feel like you have a leg up if you have seen other people’s stories and you can place yourself in those situations.  

Teme: What makes comedy a good partner for true crime and paranormal topics?

Heather: Well, we’re both comedians. That’s our background. From day one of the show, we’ve had a mix of topics between mystery, cults and true crime because we know that we’re going to have to ebb and flow with the comedy aspect of it.

For instance, when we did our three-part episodes on Ted Bundy, there’s zero comedy in that. But right after that, we did an episode on the weird clown spotting that happened in 2016 because that was really funny to us. We’re able to give ourselves and our listeners an emotional and mental break when we are covering tough cases so that they’re not getting burnt out week after week.

I also think learning how to laugh at yourself is part of self-care. We’re both really vulnerable on the show, and I think that’s why everybody relates – especially episode thirteen. Christie was extremely generous telling a story that most people would never tell anyone. Finding humor in what happens to us is a good tension release and the vulnerability makes people feel less alone which goes back to the community aspect.

We’re not ever making fun of anything to do with someone’s worst day. We’re really serious on those episodes. It’s like how you go to your friend with a really serious story that happened to you and also go to your friends with the most ridiculous, embarrassing story.

The mix makes the show a safe space. People may learn something. They may get really mad and upset and want to change a law in their town. They may cry because the story is so sad. Then in another episode or even later in the same episode, they may laugh at something very silly that one of us did. Like recently I called poison control because I thought I took too much anti-diarrheal medicine and was poisoned.

Christie: At the core of it, we’re storytellers and comedians. It would be really challenging for us to do a podcast where comedy didn’t come into it. So we found a way to intertwine the two while still being respectful and considerate.

HOW TO CHOOSE A STORY

Teme: How do you choose the stories you cover?

Christie: People can submit topics on our website. Heather created a very nice database by topic, so it’s very easy for us to say, okay, we did a true crime and it’s time for a mystery or an alien-type subject. Then we go and look at what’s there.

But first and foremost, we only choose subjects that we find interesting. If we’re really interested and we’re excited to talk about it, then we know it’ll come across, and others will be excited to listen. We don’t cover things just because it’s the hot topic right then. If we’re not interested or if we feel like it’s been exhausted and there’s not really anything to bring to the table, then we won’t.

We like to cover cases, especially true crime, where there is a call to action, where there might be some  law reform or perhaps it’s a missing person, and we’ll give out numbers to call if anyone knows anything to help solve the crime. Our goal is, one day, to solve a cold case. That’s why I wanted to start the whole thing in the first place.

A LIFE-CHANGING PODCAST

Teme: How has the podcast impacted your life?

Christie Wallace

Christie: This has been my passion for decades and to be able to do comedy and also legitimately help people feel better and bring attention to cases – that’s the dream. When we were on tour recently in Nashville, we were drinking Bushwhackers in a bar across from the Ryman Auditorium listening to a band sing Shania Twain at two in the afternoon, and Heather and I are just like, “We’re here doing research right now. How is this our job?”

Heather: We get messages from people all the time that say, “I really learn something when I listen to your show.” It’s a perfect thing if our work can teach us something and we can give [this knowledge] to our listeners. In return, we get this amazing community. Someone taught me how to use my inhaler over Instagram DMs because they were a listener of the show. I was so excited when I got to meet her in Raleigh at the “Meet and Greet.”  

Christie: Heather, you changed some beliefs, specifically one belief quite a bit.

Heather: That’s true. [The podcast] has made me a much more empathetic person. I used to be pro-death penalty. After we covered the Menendez case, I changed my mind. The more we get into the criminal justice system and the nature of human beings, we, and hopefully our listeners, try to look at everything with empathy. That’s something I learned from Christie. She’s got the biggest, best heart I’ve ever known. It’s not our place to forgive because we aren’t the victims, but we try to keep an eye on where somebody is coming from, and how did they get to the point that they’re committing this crime? And then is their life completely over based on the worst thing that they’ve ever done?

A WORLD-CHANGING PODCAST

Christie: Something that sets our show apart and has also changed my life and our listeners’ lives is that as a lawyer, Heather is able to explain all the legal aspects in layman’s terms so we all understand. She explains trials, or why one person was arrested and another was not. One of our listeners told us, “I learn more from your podcast than I did in law school.” We’re bringing awareness to cases and to what you can do to change things in your own hometown if you don’t like the way things are going. We’re always talking about how important it is to vote, especially in your local elections and to know who’s in charge.

Heather McKinney

Heather: A lot of times, topics interest us because an unjust thing happened. We have the opportunity to tell that story and talk about policy reform. We just did a three-part series on the murder of Betty Gore. Everybody is really mad at the outcome of that case. We can explain how the law was and how it evolved. If you think it’s unjust, who are you electing? A lot of this stuff is at the state level, and that’s the elections that people pay attention to the least. We’ll say, “This pissed us off. If it also pissed you off, you don’t have to just sit around and feel, well, we’re all screwed.” You can say, “How did we get here?” And then, “How can we change it?” That’s another way we choose cases. We see an unjust outcome and say what can we all do as a society to change that?

MANAGING HARD EMOTIONS

Teme: Sometimes when I’m reading a true crime story, I feel so sad. How do you deal with those emotions?

Christie: There have been several episodes where we’ve openly cried. That’s another reason that we don’t do only true crime. We need that mental break. The one that was hardest for me was the White Rock Machete Murder. After that one, we did a couple that were more light-hearted because we needed a mental cleanse after that.

Heather: Having a variety of topics helps us. We’ve both texted each other late after midnight like, “I can’t sleep because I’m looking at these photos” or “I’m reading these reports.” So I applaud anyone who can do this alone because I know I couldn’t do it without Christie.

Christie: Very much same.

Teme: Heather, you’ve described yourself as “easily startled and overly jumpy.” That’s me, too! What is your advice for just forging ahead with that constitution?

Heather: Improv really helped. I think the best lesson in improv is that someone has always got your back and Christie always has my back. If I’m going to do something scary, I jokingly tell her I have a little Christie on my shoulder. Something happened at my wedding where I needed to point out something that was not correct. I was like, “Oh, I’m afraid.” And then I just heard Christie like, “There’s nothing wrong with telling them what you wanted and being respectful and telling them how you feel.” And I thought, “I can do this!” The whole thing in improv is “Got your back!” We always say that before every live show and every improv show. So get a good crew, a good bestie and have somebody to look up to.

Christie: We’re both easily startled in the sense that people walking into a room can cause us to scream. My husband is constantly not doing anything wrong, just walking into a room, and I’m like, “Aghhh!” I think I’ve gotten more jumpy after the podcast probably because I read so much about these things. Tommy always asks, “Do I need to wear a bell?” That would help.

PARANORMAL VISITORS

Teme: Have you ever seen a ghost or had a paranormal experience?

Heather: Yes. I’ve talked about it on the air. In high school I saw what now I think was the “Hat Man.” The “Hat Man” is a ghostly apparition that people all around the world see. When I was eighteen, I was at my high school boyfriend’s house. A tall man in a kind of pilgrim’s hat or top hat walked up to the door and turned around and walked off. I thought maybe it was his stepdad up in the night to go to the bathroom. The next morning I asked the family, “Hey, was one of y’all standing outside the door, and were you wearing a hat?” They said to the younger sister, “Go get the photo.” She ran and got this Polaroid. It was a photo in that same doorway. A friend of theirs was standing in the doorway and over his right shoulder, it looked like a man in a hat. It could just have been the Polaroid was smudged or developed wrong. But they said that when they moved into that house, they had a lot of issues with the sound of bouncing balls and children’s laughter and some orbs coming out of the closet. They had a priest come and bless the bedrooms. Christie later asked me, “Why didn’t he bless the whole house?” Because this apparition seemed to walk freely in the hallways!

Also, my mom doesn’t like me to say this because she still lives there, but in my childhood home I would see a repeat apparition in the hall. It was like a person running down the hallway.  My dad before he passed actually mentioned, “Sometimes when I’m up late, I see that, too.” The previous owner of the home actually died in the home in a tragic accident. We couldn’t tell if it was his spirit or maybe his wife’s spirit because they were running towards where it happened. My dad just said that he felt like the person was in a rush. And I said, “Yeah, I felt that too.” I have always been open to talking about these things. I think that’s why listeners are happy to write in with their own experiences.

Teme: Have you ever received signs from a pet who has passed?

Christie: We have received several submissions where listeners have had cats after they’ve passed knocking things off the table or they feel like their dog’s sitting on their feet even though they’ve passed on. So it seems to be pretty common.

WELL, I TRIED TO FIND OUT!

Teme: If you could commit the perfect crime, what would it be?

Heather: We would never say on the record what it would be because we would get caught! Say it and forget it … write it and regret it! This is going to be written. So…

Teme: Good point.

Christie: Do not tell a journalist what our crime would be, probably.

Heather: Leave no trace.

Christie: Yes, exactly.

CHICAGO LORE: “SURELY, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!”

Teme: How did you decide on Cap Streeter and Resurrection Mary as the topics of your Chicago shows?

Heather: I was a tour guide at Sea Dog on Navy Pier, and those were two of the cases that we mentioned on the haunted tour. Of course, Chicago’s got a huge long history and a ton of legends and true crime. When we go on the tour, though, we usually only cover cases that are urban legend, maybe a haunting, because if we’re at a club called Zanies, we’re not going to talk about the worst day of someone’s life.

Cap Streeter is a whimsical, wild character. When you hear the story, you think, “Surely that’s impossible!” Actually, it’s very documented. It was a very wild case. It intersects with legend because he allegedly cursed the area. Then you bring in the “Hancock Tower Curse.” Then you also have the actual true crime aspect because he was breaking the law at the time and the police were coming in, trying to oust him.

Resurrection Mary is a quintessential Chicago ghost story. We love to choose topics where we can actually go and visit. We’ll go to the area where the legendary hitchhiking ghost has been seen and possibly to the bar where they leave the bloody mary at the end of the bar. I mean, it’ll be a really huge burden for us to go hang out in Streeterville and have a drink at the Hancock Tower, but we’re willing to do it for the show, I promise!

Teme:  What do these stories say about Chicagoans?

Heather: Chicagoans have a deep respect for history and tradition. Putting out a bloody mary for a ghost may seem silly, but better safe than sorry, right? And Christie is our bloody mary expert and aficionado.

Christie: I love bloody marys. I’m very excited. I’m going to ask them to make me one exactly how they make it for the ghost.

Heather: The Cap Streeter legend says, I think, that Chicagoans love to forge their own path and blaze their own trails and say, “This is how my neighborhood’s going to be!” I love Chicago’s different defined neighborhoods. Both legends are indicative of who Chicagoans are, and it’s no secret that it’s one of my absolute favorite cities, if not my favorite city. Don’t tell Dallas!

Christie: I did not go to school in Chicago, but I’ve spent a lot of time and it’s also one of my favorite cities. So I’m very excited to go back and spend some time there, see some friends and do some fun shows.

Teme: What can you tell us about these two stories now without giving too much away?

Heather: The fun part of our show is that we really research the history, but our show is improvised. So we don’t know the jokes yet because we’re going to improvise based on our experience in the city and what happens. That’s the magic for audiences going to both shows. We’re doing two completely different nights. You’ll hear two different stories and two different sets of jokes. The magic of a live show is being there and interacting with the crowd. We love to get local input. So you just have to be there.

PERSONAL CHICAGO CONNECTIONS

Teme: Heather, what is your most Chicago memory from the time you lived here?  

Heather: When I worked at Seadog, I’d get there early in the morning and have breakfast from the Goat at the end of the pier, then sell tickets all day or ride on the front of the boat doing a 75-minute architectural tour. I would do the 11:15, 1:15, 3:15, 5:15 and 7:15 tours. Talking on the mic back to back to back, improvising with the crowd, and interweaving history and humor together, has been really helpful in my current career path. Getting to teach about history and sometimes creepy stuff, but also making people laugh – that was my favorite. Even after having a drink at The Goat, hanging out with the folks afterwards, and going home, you’d go to bed and your body is still rocking back and forth because you were on a boat all day.

Taking in so much history and being able to tell the stories of a city that I really loved during the most beautiful summers is my most Chicago memory. I hope Chicago summers are as wonderful as I remember because I remember them as the absolute best. It’s 100 degrees here. I miss the boat life! And just eating all the wonderful Chicago food, which I love very much and cannot wait to get back to.

TWO EXCLUSIVE NIGHTS OF ORIGINAL WINDY CITY CONTENT!

Teme: Absolutely anything else that we should add?

Heather: Come out to the shows at Zanies! Come to both of them because they’re about two quintessential Chicago stories, and both nights are going to be different. So if you got tickets to one already, grab tickets to the other one. They’re both going to be a lot of fun because Christie and I both have such a deep love for this city. I think it’s really going to shine through when we tell these stories. We would love to have everybody there hooting and hollering at us in person.

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Christie Wallace and Heather McKinney bring Sinisterhood to Zanies, 1548 N. Wells, Chicago, June 29-30, 2022. Tickets start at $30.00, VIP (including meet & greet) start at $75.00, 21+ 

Wednesday, June 29, 8:00 p.m. Sinisterhood presents Chicago’s Most Famous Ghost: Resurrection Mary TICKETS HERE

Thursday, June 30, 8:00 p.m. Sinisterhood presents The Curse of Cap Streeter TICKETS HERE

Learn more and stay up to date with Sinisterhood at: sinisterhood.com and on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

Listen to Sinisterhood on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, iHeart

Stay up to date with Christie on Instagram and Twitter.

Stay up to date with Heather at heathervstheworld.com, Instagram and Twitter.

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Coming-of-age stories have been around almost as long as humans have been coming of age. But with “Choir Boy,” playwright Tarell Alvin McCraney takes a familiar genre and turns it into a 100-minute emotional rollercoaster, every devastating dip and giddy rise delivered through a filter of a cappella music that takes the audience from glory to despair and back.

McCraney won an Oscar for penning the screenplay to “Moonlight,” which collected 2017’s best picture trophy. The depth and the empathy that defined the film is also the signature of the Tony Award-nominated “Choir Boy,” which runs through July 24 at the Steppenwolf Theatre. Directed by Kent Gash and set at an elite prep school for young Black men, the production is engrossing from lights up to curtain call.

‘Choir Boy’

McCraney bookends the narrative with graduations at the ultra-competitive (and fictional) Charles R. Drew Prep School for Boys. The first graduation begins as a triumph for Pharus (Tyler Hardwick), the junior selected to perform a solo on the school song that traditionally sends the seniors on their way. Better still, Pharus has been named choir leader for his senior year, a coveted position that he’s yearned for and worked toward for years.

But just as his magnificent voice is soaring to the rafters and turning the space into a celebration, Pharus’ moment is shattered by a racist, homophobic slur hissed from behind. His beaming triumph becomes something ugly and traumatic that will follow him through his senior year.

As “Choir Boy” continues, we watch as Pharus’ light — his confidence, pride, his sense of self and the joy he finds in music and his identity — is slowly diminished, right up until his own graduation arrives. This time though, the solar spot on the school song is overtaken by a startling moment of sheer, spirit-raising, defiant courage.

Hardwick’s luminous presence and powerhouse vocals give Pharus a star quality that can’t be mistaken, even when the verses are hushed to the most delicate pianissimo. But this is an ensemble piece first and foremost, and the supporting roles are as intricate as they are intriguing.

Pharus (Tyler Hardwick) and his roommate AJ (Sheldon D. Brown) are also the best of friends in Steppenwolf Theatre’s new staging of Tarell Alvin McCraney’s “Choir Boy.”

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The initial slur –homophobic and racist –comes from two other Black choir members: Bobby (Gilbert Domally, serving a complicated bully with phenomenal step dance skills), the nephew of Headmaster Marrow (La Shawn Banks, mining more comic relief than seems possible from the role of a beleaguered educator) and Junior (Samuel B. Jackson), a scholarship student who can’t afford to get in trouble.

The choir also includes David (Richard David), an aspiring minister just beginning to explore his own sexuality. Finally, there’sPharus’ roommate AJ (Sheldon D. Brown), the sort of intensely compassionate, loyal friend that can make the worst crisis bearable.

Music director Jermaine Hill ensures that the spirituals, hymns and occasional Boyz II Men/New Edition mashups woven into the story are as rich and essential as the spoken words. Listen for Brown’s verse on the folksong “Keep Your Eyes on the Prize (Hold On).” The lyrics are simple,about two men wrongfully imprisoned during Biblical times; Brown turns it into a clarion call to action and it will make the hair on the back of your neck stand up.

Another jaw-dropping vocal highlight is a dreamlike rendition of “Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child,” sung as the five choir members strip down and shower. As Steppenwolf’s impressive waterworks soak the cast spread across Arnel Sancianco’s simple, effective set, they create a gentle, percussive pattering. Lighting designer Jason Lynch gives the scene the look of an impressionistic painting capturing the young men at their most vulnerable. When the scene segues into “What Wondrous Love is This,” the words are wrapped in steam, sexuality and, indeed, wonder.

The group’s haunting, invigorating take on “Ring Dem Bells” is extraordinary as well, the verses threaded around the students’ phone calls home, one-way conversations that illuminate the varied struggles and family demons each of them grapples with. Byron Easley’s choreography is all power and grace, including in an astounding, emphatic step-dancing that brings all the emotional subtext into glaring spotlight.

Pharus isn’t the first person to describe music as “honey in the rock.” But music director Jermaine Hill makes it flow with the power of the tides in “Choir Boy.”

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It’s almost July, so it might be time for White Sox to stringing some wins together

ANAHEIM, Calif. — We’re three months in now, Fourth of July weekend is almost upon us and the White Sox jump start everyone is waiting for is still somewhere on the horizon.

Or is it?

Perhaps it will appear out here on the coast.

Every time the Sox have something resembling a turning pointmoment, they retreat into whatever it is they are now: A team that’s not hitting the long ball or scoring in bunches, is getting thrown out at home more than any other team, playing poor defense and is always hurt.

The Sox get hurt running to first base, or running into each other. Their injured list is a long one – 10 deep — and those not on it are permitted to play at three-quarter speed to help them stay off it.

The Sox can thank the American League Central for permitting them to be in striking distance of the top, a division absent of any team that appears to be a postseason threat to teams of the AL West or East. The East’s last place team, the Orioles, took three of four games on the Sox’ home field over the weekend.

That series was supposed to kick off an opportunistic soft stretch of games – Orioles (34-40), Angels (35-40), Giants (39-33), 17 straight division games and the Rockies (31-42) and Athletics (25-49) for the Sox, who opened an important road trip against the Angels and Giants Monday night at Angel Stadium after losing three of four to the Orioles at home.

The Orioles out-defended, out-ran and outscored the Sox by a 17-10 count. They outplayed the team on the field with World Series aspirations.

Meanwhile, the manager hired to make a difference and give the Sox an edge isn’t having much of a visible effect on outcomes. Tony La Russa came out of managerial retirement to guide the Sox to 93 wins and a division title in 2021, but his team got clobbered by the Astros in the ALDS and counting that series has played to a 70-73 record since July 20 of last season. The Sox (34-37)have not sustained anything for any significant stretch. Their longest winning streak is six, the longest losing streak eight.

When the Sox beat the Yankees on Sunday Night Baseball on May 22, when Michael Kopech pitched seven innings of one-hit ball and Tim Anderson homered to cap a day-night sweep against the best team in baseball a day after the Josh Donaldson “Jackie” game, it felt like the Sox were back.

There have been other moments like that. And then, pffft.

The Sox lost seven of the next nine, the last loss in that stretch a 6-3 defeat at the Rays stretching their losing streak to four and sending a worrisome “what is going on here?” shudder throughout the organization.

But the Sox salvaged the last two games of that series.

A week later, it felt like an “OK, this is it” moment when they swept the Tigers in Detroit and went 4-2 on a road trip through Houston.

But sustaining anything has been a challenge in large part due to a lack of depth, La Russa said, which is partly a byproduct of the injuries to so many frontline players and partly to how the roster was constructed going into the season.

“I’m not saying it’s not there,” La Russa said Monday. “When the depth is productive, it’s real depth.”

And when it’s not the Sox are thin.

“The best streaks are when the starting pitchers are pitching well and you don’t have too many where the bullpen gets worn out,” La Russa said. “And then there are days when the offense has to score some or a lot. Most of that has to do with how deep your lineup is.”

To steal the phrase general manager Rick Hahn christened their rebuild with, the Sox have been mired in mediocrity in April, May and June.

They will have to emerge from it in July, August and September if there is to be an October, once thought to be – but no more by any means – a foregone conclusion.

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Blackhawks’ coach hiring checks off first box of long offseason to-do list

Three days after his hiring was widely reported, Luke Richardson was officially named the Blackhawks’ new head coach Monday.

“Iam honored to be trusted with this opportunity to coach an Original Six franchise,” Richardson said in a statement. “Together, we will work to direct the team on a journey that we believe will achieve success. Clear communication, a plan, hard work and execution will lead us to that success.

“I plan tocreate an environment of trust with our team. With trust, relationships will form and grow, thus allowing everyone to blossom and execute their role. My philosophy is to be better today than we were yesterday, and to achieve that, we will need commitment and consistency.”

General manager Kyle Davidson wrote in an email to fans that the Hawks’ coaching search sought a person with several specific characteristics: high character, a strong understanding of the modern game and experience both developing young players and working with veteran players.

“We feel we have found all of that and more with Luke,” Davidson wrote in the email. “He shares our vision; he knows the way we want to play and the type of players we want on our team. We look forward to him building an environment and culture within our team that will help develop talent within our system to win consistently.”

Richardson, who comes to Chicago after four years as a Canadiens assistant, and Davidson will hopefully deliver less canned comments and updates at an introductory news conference Wednesday. Richardson will then make his first on-ice appearances during development camp at Fifth Third Arena from July 11 to 15, which more than 35 Hawks prospects are expected to attend.

Davidson can nonetheless now check off the first box of his lengthy offseason to-do list — hire a coach — and turn toward the lengthy list of items beneath it.

After all, very little has yet been set in stone when it comes to the team Richardson will coach next season.

The Hawks still have five notable restricted free agents — Dylan Strome, Dominik Kubalik, Kirby Dach, Philipp Kurashev and Caleb Jones — to, first, decide if they want to bring back and, second, negotiate new contracts with.

They still have zero NHL goalies under contract, with both Kevin Lankinen and Collin Delia being pending unrestricted free agents. They still don’t know what Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews want their futures to look like. And they still haven’t made any trades, despite rampant rumors regarding Alex DeBrincat and several defensemen (Connor Murphy, Jake McCabe, even Riley Stillman) who could also conceivably be shopped this summer.

Draft week in Montreal next week could be an explosive period for trades all around the league, with GMs and executives gathered in-person for the draft for the first time since 2019. It’ll be a big test for Davidson, as a rookie GM, to extract the most value possible for his trade bait — while also overseeing the Hawks’ actual drafting.

The following week will be just as eventful, too, with free agency opening July 13 (during development camp) and more trade negotiations inevitable during that period. Richardson’s hiring realistically marks just the beginning of a busy and crucial stretch for the Hawks organization.

This and that

No Hawks players received any votes for any of the NHL’s major awards for 2021-22, but Patrick Kane did finish fourth among right wings in end-of-year All-Star Team voting. Maple Leafs right wing Mitch Marner and Flames right wing Matthew Tkachuk finished first and second, respectively.The Avalanche’s Stanley Cup title Sunday made Northbrook native J.T. Compher and Hinsdale native Josh Manson the seventh and eighth Illinoisans to ever win the Cup, joining Chris Chelios, Eddie Olczyk, Lee Fogolin, Harry Mummery, Blake Sloan and Brett Lebda.Read More

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How trade deadline could change Cubs’ offensive makeup

ST. LOUIS – A common refrain among Cubs hitters, through the ups and downs of the season, has been how much fun this group has been to battle with.

Earlier this year, shortstop Nico Hoerner described to the Sun-Times as “a group of guys that enjoys hitting together and talking about the game. That’s what makes the easy stuff, the hard stuff, all of it just that much more enjoyable. It’s fun when you’re really rooting for the guys around you.”

The group could look very different soon.

That’s the reality this 28-45 Cubs team is playing under about five weeks out from the trade deadline.

“We saw it last year,” Hoerner said over the weekend. “Obviously that was an extreme one. Very extreme one. But this game is constantly changing.”

He pointed to the turnover since he debuted in 2019. Only seven other players from that season remain on the active roster.

“It’s just part of this game,” Hoerner continued, “and trusting that the Cubs continue to bring in good people, something they’ve always done a really good job of. It’s out of your control, and just make the most of what’s around you.”

Last season’s dramatic selloff sent out one-third of their Opening Day roster. This year at least won’t include the shock factor of trading three core offensive members of the 2016 World Series. But catcher Willson Contreras’ contract situation, as he plays his last year of club control apparently without an imminent extension offer, is reminiscent of that of Javy B?ez, Kris Bryant and Anthony Rizzo before the deadline last year.

“I’m trying to be the same person every single day for my teammates,” Contreras said Sunday, after driving in the Cubs’ winning run against the Cardinals in extra innings, “and do the best job I can do to help this team to win.”

While the Cubs have plenty of pitchers on short-term deals whose first-half performances have established them as the kind of players a contending team might pursue – think de facto closer David Robertson, for example – those veterans came in without long-term expectations.

Most of the Cubs’ hitters took a different route onto this roster.

Supplementing homegrown players like Contreras, Ian Happ and Hoerner, last year’s trade deadline cleared room for the call-ups of players like Frank Schwindel and larger roles for Patrick Wisdom and Rafael Ortega.

Look at Ortega’s case now.

He hit .321 against right-handed pitchers last year, but the Cubs’ outfield picture has been crowded. Cubs manager David Ross has used the designated hitter spot to get Ortega more at-bats while he’s been stuck behind fellow left-handed hitter Jason Heyward on the depth chart.

In the last three games he’s started, Ortega has recorded five hits, including a game-tying home run against the Cardinals on Saturday, and six RBI. Ortega’s performance in the Cubs’ last road trip brought his season batting average and on-base percentage up to .269 and .359, respectively.

“I don’t just play for my team, I also play for the other 30 teams that are here that are looking,” Ortega said through team interpreter Will Nadal when asked about the trade deadline. “They might have scouts, people observing. Just controlling what I can. I’ve seen it before with other players.

“If another team might be interested in me, it would be an honor for me, it’d be something that I would be excited about. But I’m just taking care of my business, controlling things that I can day in and day out.”

In a season like this, as the Cubs sit at No. 4 in the National League Central, Ortega isn’t the only one.

The players who fit into the Cubs’ vision for their next championship window aren’t going anywhere. For everyone else, the Cubs’ familiar refrain from the last few years remains true: no one is untouchable.

All-Star update

MLB announced All-Star coaches and trainers on Monday, including Cubs head athletic trainer PJ Mainville.

As for the players, Cubs catcher Willson Contreras still led NL catchers in the latest All-Star balloting update, released Monday. No other Cubs player was in the top two in their position group, or top six among outfielders. The top two advance to the next stage after Phase 1 voting ends Thursday at 1 p.m.

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Major League Baseball seeing a real power shortage

Major-league teams have averaged 4.34 runs per team per game through Sunday, down from 4.53 in 2021. It’s the lowest average since 4.25 in 2015.

One factor: Hitters aren’t reaping rewards as large as usual for the same quality of contact.

White Sox first baseman Jose Abreu is a prime example. His .431 slugging percentage is well off his career .510 percentage, but he’s still driving the ball. Using exit velocity and launch angle as a base, baseballsavant.mlb.com lists his expected slugging percentage at .575.

To take in Abreu’s full offensive game, Baseball Savant lists weighted on-base average (wOBA). It assigns weights to everything from home runs to double plays, much like weighted runs created plus. Unlike wRC+, however, a hitter’s wOBA isn’t normalized to a scale where 100 is average.

Abreu’s .353 wOBA is well above the major-league average of .310 but well below his .413 expected wOBA (xwOBA).

It’s not just Abreu. Hitters throughout the majors are seeing such negative gaps.

The expected major-league slugging percentage of .438 towers over the actual .393 percentage. The xwOBA is .329, 19 points higher than the actual wOBA.

This is not business as usual. Since expected stats were unveiled in 2015, they’ve tracked much closer to results. Gaps mainly have been in underestimating, rather than overestimating, hitter outcomes.

In 2021, the .411 major-league slugging percentage topped the expected percentage by four points and the .314 wOBA trailed the xwOBA by three. Actual slugging percentage topped the expected percentage every season until this one, but the only gap wider than 11 points was the first data year (.405 actual slugging percentage vs. .370 expected slugging percentage in 2014).

The wOBA/xwOBA gap never has been wider than three points, with wOBA higher five times and xwOBA twice. The 19-point gap in 2022 is a quantum leap.

Gaps work the opposite way for pitchers, of course. Pitchers are giving up fewer extra bases than the quality of contact against them suggests.

Sox right-hander Michael Kopech has allowed a mere .250 slugging percentage and .238 wOBA, but the quality of opponents’ contact puts .399 and .309 in the ”x” files. His 2.58 ERA comes despite an expected ERA of 3.48.

Right-hander Dylan Cease, on the other hand, has had normal results, with opponents’ .318 slugging percentage and expected slugging percentage, .277 wOBA vs. .266 xwOBA and 2.56 ERA vs. 2.54expected ERA.

Why is 2022 so far out of line compared to expected stats since 2015? That’s an open question. Can defensive positioning have improved so much in one season to take away that many bases? Not likely. Is the ball different, or are storage and mud-rub differences having an impact? Have winds and weather patterns cut down on slugging? Is this all just a fluke, with normal patterns to resume?

While we await study and answers, the Yankees’ Aaron Judge has a .643 slugging percentage but is hitting the ball hard enough for .751. At a lower level, the Athletics’ Christian Bethancourt is slugging only .396, but data suggests a whopping .585. The Cubs’ Willson Contreras is at .494 instead of the expected .535.

And Abreu, with his 144-point slugging shortfall, been slugging without the rewards.

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The monster of capitalism has been unleashed in college sports

It’s always exciting to be around for the start of a gold rush.

If you didn’t make Sutter’s Mill in 1848, think of the dot.com lunacy of the late-1990s, the subprime mortgage stampede of the mid-2000s and the legalized gambling fantasia that continues anon.

Mayhem always occurs, but right now we’ve got the college athlete gold rush taking off, and it looks to be a dandy.

Once the courts finally determined that big-time college athletes were what they always had been — unpaid workers — and had the right to sell their name, image and likeness on the open market, the mine doors opened.

Here’s the only example you need:

According to a report from On3.com, Miami quarterback recruit Jaden Rashada agreed to a $9.5 million NIL deal with billionaire Hurricanes booster John Ruiz. That’s money for coming to the school and playing, of course.

The cherry on top, according to On3.com, which bills itself as ”the premier college sports database” and was started by founders of Rivals.com, is that Rashada turned down even more money from Florida. The Gators’ bid reportedly was $11 million.

Think of that. Rashada hasn’t even started his senior year at Pittsburg (California) High School, near Oakland, but his pay likely would be more than a number of NFL quarterbacks make.

The 6-4, 185-pound, four-star recruit grew up only a two-hour drive from Sutter’s Mill. But he figured out a much easier way to get rich than panning for shiny rocks in a mountain stream.

Of course, Ruiz — the owner of LifeWallet and Cigarette Racing — came back with a semi-denial of the huge amount he allegedly offered. On Monday, he said on Twitter: ”The report by On3.com is inaccurate as it relates to Jaden Rashada.”

Not dead wrong, mind you, or made up. Just inaccurate.

So let’s say it’s off by $1 million or so. Maybe $2 million or $3 million, even. Big deal. And, for what it’s worth, nobody has denied the Florida bid.

Then, too, the largest college NIL deal is alleged to be an $8 million offer for five-star quarterback recruit Nico Iamaleava, who is en route to Tennessee. Iamaleava’s figure also comes from On3.com, a site that might have hyperbole at its heart but that grubs around pretty hard in the college closet.

Of course, the powers that be are trying hard to keep it under control, but they let the whole ”amateur” system/cartel thing run to their liking since the beginning of time, and now they’re paying for it.

These endorsement deals purportedly have nothing to do with actual recruiting; that’s a no-no. It’s also a huge laugh.

In April, Ruiz bragged on Twitter that he had just gotten Kansas State basketball guard Nijel Pack to transfer to Miami for the ”biggest LifeWallet deal to date, two years $800,000 total at $400,000 per year plus a car. Congratulations!!!”

Ruiz already has money deals with more than 100 Miami athletes in several sports.

Oh, it’s crazy out there. What once would have gotten an athlete suspended, thrown out of school and possibly even charged with a crime is now the path to success.

The schools and NCAA are scrambling to make enforcement rules that will work in the new world of athletic freedom, but they haven’t come close yet. School by school, conference by conference, it’s all a mishmash of guidelines and pure hope.

But the monster of capitalism has been unleashed, and it even had rumbled down to the high school level. In December, Rashada signed a paid endorsement deal with an online app. That made him the first high school football player to do an NIL deal.

Is junior high next? Why not?

Recently retired NCAA chief Mark Emmert was a bureaucrat and an old-school know-nothing, just like all the directors before him. He tried to tamp down the fires in the NCAA’s ”amateur” system until he realized he didn’t have any more arms, legs or shovels.

So now the NCAA has what it wrought: a mostly unfettered money grab by freed athletic teenagers.

Remember when Alabama coach Nick Saban went off on Texas A&M coach Jimbo Fisher, raging that, ”A&M bought every player on their team — made a deal for name, image, likeness. We didn’t buy one player, all right?”

A chuckle was in order here. Clearly, Saban enjoyed the pre-NIL advantage he had in recruiting before some of that Texas oil money got thrown around at recruits. Also, like Alabama is clean?

Anyway, your college studs are now pros for real.

Ain’t that America.

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