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Reader senior writer Ben Joravsky riffs on the day’s stories with his celebrated humor, insight, and honesty, and interviews politicians, activists, journalists and other political know-it-alls. Presented by the Chicago Reader, the show is available by 4 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays at chicagoreader.com/joravsky—or wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t miss Oh, What a Week!–the Friday feature in which Ben & producer Dennis (aka, Dr. D.) review the week’s top stories. Also, bonus interviews drop on Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays. 

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Chicago Reader senior writer Ben Joravsky discusses the day’s stories with his celebrated humor, insight, and honesty on The Ben Joravsky Show.


The choice is yours, voters

MAGA’s Illinois Supreme Court nominees are poised to outlaw abortion in Illinois—if, gulp, they win.


Hocus-pocus

All the usual TIF lies come out on both sides in the debate for and against the Red Line extension.


State of anxiety

Darren Bailey’s anti-Semitic abortion rhetoric is part of a larger MAGA election strategy. Sad to say, so far it’s worked.

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Little Village farming, Kyiv City Ballet, Tone Deaf anniversary, and more

All hands on deck! Little Village Environmental Justice Organization is hosting a volunteer day at their farm site (31st and Albany). From 8 AM-noon, they’re inviting people to spend some time getting to know them and the land. What a great way to soak up the last of the season’s sunshine, right? Be sure to wear clothes you don’t mind getting dirty, and bring a water bottle. (MC)

Translation is a tricky thing. There’s getting the words right, but then there’s communicating the context and nuance that might get lost between languages. In today’s free panel Infiltrating Language Itself: Memory, Justice, and Poetry in Translation, three multilingual writers and translators tackle the question: “How can poetic translation inform our notions of remembrance, justice, and public space?” At 1:30 PM, join poets and translators Daniel Borzutzky, Lucina Schell, and Jose-Luis Moctezuma at the Seminary Co-op Bookstore (5751 S. Woodlawn) for their discussion. They’ll be responding to this question by considering how capitalism has shaped contemporary Chicago, but they will also be looking to post-dictatorship Argentina and Chile. Register for the event through Eventbrite. (MC)

Have you ever felt unsure how to interrupt a tense situation? Whether it’s sexual harassment on the train or a budding conflict at a bar, I think a lot of us want to intervene but fear making the situation worse. If you want to grow your conflict de-escalation tool kit, this workshop is for you. At 2 PM, the PO Box Collective (6900 N. Glenwood) is hosting a seminar led by two organizers with experience de-escalating conflict in both professional and community settings. Using an abolitionist framework focused on collective safety, they will share their methods for interrupting conflict to imagine better, healthier futures for all. The workshop is entirely free, but RSVPing ([email protected]) is encouraged. (MC)

If you caught Gossip Wolf this week, then you know today is Tone Deaf’s three-year anniversary (4356 N. Milwaukee). As Reader music writer Leor Galil and contributor J.R. Nelson wrote: “Even after Illinois lifted most of its COVID mitigations in June 2020, Tone Deaf proprietor Tony Assimos continued to monitor infection levels across the city so that he could shut down in-store browsing when they spiked. Well into 2021, he delivered vinyl orders by hand whenever he closed his doors to shoppers, keeping in touch with the community the shop had created.” From 3-9 PM today, the store will be filled with free (yes, free) fun including performances by Lifeguard, Sick Day, and Salisman, as well as tables from local labels such as the Numero Group, Trouble in Mind, Drag City, HoZac, and Sooper. Starting and sustaining a record store isn’t easy, especially during a pandemic. Way to go, Tony! (MC)

On February 27, the company of the Kyiv City Ballet boarded one of the last flights out of Ukraine for a tour of France. Russia invaded the next day. Though they haven’t been able to return to their country, the company has been performing in Europe all year. They now make their Chicago debut tonight at 7:30 PM and tomorrow at 3 PM at the Auditorium Theatre (50 E. Ida B. Wells). Led by artistic director Ivan Kozlov, the ensemble performs a mixed repertory, including Thoughts, a contemporary work “examining the meaning of human thought,” choreographed by company member Vladyslav Dobshynskyi to a score by Nils Frahm, Burkhard Dallwitz, Max Richter, and Lisa Gerrard and Patrick Cassidy; Tribute to Peace, created by Kozlov and the company’s deputy director, Ekaterina Kozlova, especially for the U.S. 2022 tour, to a score by Edward Elgar, exploring “what life should be without conflict, anger, or despair”; and Classical Suite, featuring the wedding pas de deux from three pieces (Paquita, La Bayadere, and Don Quixote), also choreographed by Kozlov (after Marius Petipa). Operation White Stork, a disaster relief organization founded by Chicagoan Will McNulty, will be on hand in the lobby collecting donations for their efforts in Ukraine. Tickets are $48-$102 at 312-341-2300 or auditoriumtheatre.org. (KR)

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The ass ceilingDan Savageon September 23, 2022 at 6:42 pm

There is more to this week’s Savage Love. To read the entire column, go to Savage.Love

Q: At a party recently I was chatting with a parent who mentioned that he lets his (elementary school age) kids look at porn. He had a laissez-faire attitude about the whole thing, but I found it disturbing. Am I being a judgy childless witch?

A: There were no middle schools where I grew up, so an “elementary school age” child could be a six-year-old first grader or 14-year-old eighth grader. For the record: I obviously don’t think a six-year-old should view porn, and a responsible parent would not allow a young child to view pornography. I also know it’s almost impossible for a parent to stop a motivated 14-year-old kid from looking at porn. So, if this man’s children are older, perhaps he said, “lets his kids,” when he meant, “can’t stop his kids.” Whatever his kids’ ages, you can’t stop him from not stopping his kid from looking at porn, but you are free to offer him some unsolicited advice. (Is there anything parents enjoy more?) You could also send him the clip of Billie Eilish on Howard Stern talking about how watching porn at a young age really messed with her head.

Q: My husband likes to be naked all the time at home. I think he should cover up when he’s in front of the big window in our front room and can be seen from the street, but he says I am being body shame-y. What do you think?

A: I dated a guy who thought he should be able to walk around in front of his large picture windows at home, naked and sometimes hard (morning woody), and he was adamant about it. And then one day the police came and arrested him for indecent exposure. Anyway, you should put up curtains and/or plant some tall bushes in front of those picture windows.

Q: 44-year-old here who’s on the dating scene for the first time in 11 years. A few months ago, I hit it off with a hot, hot guy. Great! My problem/question is about distractions during sex, and I need a sanity check. Once during intercourse, Hot Guy called out an answer to an NPR news quiz that was playing in the background. Is this behavior rude? I’m operating under the assumption that if one’s mind wanders during sex, one should at least pretend to be focused.

A: “Maybe this letter writer should’ve chosen a more appropriate time for intimate relations—like when This American Life is playing,” said Peter Sagal, the host of Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me!, National Public Radio’s long-running news quiz program. “Still, I completely understand why the letter writer would be offended by this man’s behavior. First, by thinking our show would be appropriate as an audio background for lovemaking—although Bill Kurtis is known, for good reason, as the Barry White of anchormen. And second, the fact that he actually answered questions out loud while in flagrante. But the letter writer shouldn’t think he was completely ignoring her to concentrate on us: our questions aren’t that hard.”

Follow Peter Sagal on Twitter @PeterSagal.

Q: Been playing with one of my fellow guys recently—I’m a gay guy—who says he’s into men, but who absolutely refuses to let me (or anyone else) touch his butt. What is this?

A: The Ass Ceiling. (It’s also a boundary of his, and one you must respect—but you’re free to ask him about it. Conversations, even follow-up conversations, about limits, boundaries, and reasonable expectations are not inherently coercive. Wanting to better understand a “no” doesn’t mean you didn’t hear it and don’t respect it. But at the start of a follow-up conversation like that, you need to emphasize that you did, indeed, hear that “no,” and will, of course, continue to respect it.)

Q: I’m a 40-year-old cis het man. For more than 20 years—most of my life so far—I’ve been obsessed with one woman. We were never a couple, and I haven’t had contact with her since my mid-20s. How to get past this? The easiest way would probably be to start a relationship with another woman. Or I could get therapy—but I don’t know if my insurance would cover it.

A: Some days my Instagram feed is mostly memes about how straight guys will do literally anything to avoid getting the therapy they clearly need . . . and your question brought every one of those memes to mind. I mean, you’ve been miserable for almost two decades and you can’t be bothered to check whether your health insurance covers the therapy you so clearly need? Jesus, dude. Make that phone call, get some therapy, don’t date anyone until you’ve been seeing your therapist for at least a year.

Q: My husband and I (bio female, newly transmasc) recently became poly. We have created a “closed kitchen table poly quad” with our two best friends. The breakdown is one older married couple, one younger engaged couple, and it’s getting serious. We are now talking about moving in together. Any tips on living together for poly newbies? I think we have a chance at making it work long-term, but I don’t want to add pressure.

A: Here’s a tip for poly newbies: don’t move in with other singles, couples, triads, battalions, etc., you just started dating. If moving in together is the right thing to do, moving in together will still be the right thing three years from now. If it’s the wrong thing to do, moving in together will be a disaster three months from now. Take it slow.

Q: A date recently tried acting out a Daddy Dom roleplay with me. I don’t want to judge, but . . .

Go to Savage.Love to read the rest.

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Listen to The Ben Joravsky ShowBen Joravskyon September 24, 2022 at 7:01 am

Reader senior writer Ben Joravsky riffs on the day’s stories with his celebrated humor, insight, and honesty, and interviews politicians, activists, journalists and other political know-it-alls. Presented by the Chicago Reader, the show is available by 4 p.m. Tuesdays through Fridays at chicagoreader.com/joravsky—or wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t miss Oh, What a Week!–the Friday feature in which Ben & producer Dennis (aka, Dr. D.) review the week’s top stories. Also, bonus interviews drop on Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays. 

Chicago Reader podcasts are recorded on Shure microphones. Learn more at Shure.com.

With support from our sponsors

Chicago Reader senior writer Ben Joravsky discusses the day’s stories with his celebrated humor, insight, and honesty on The Ben Joravsky Show.


The choice is yours, voters

MAGA’s Illinois Supreme Court nominees are poised to outlaw abortion in Illinois—if, gulp, they win.


Hocus-pocus

All the usual TIF lies come out on both sides in the debate for and against the Red Line extension.


State of anxiety

Darren Bailey’s anti-Semitic abortion rhetoric is part of a larger MAGA election strategy. Sad to say, so far it’s worked.

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Little Village farming, Kyiv City Ballet, Tone Deaf anniversary, and moreMicco Caporale and Kerry Reidon September 24, 2022 at 3:49 pm

All hands on deck! Little Village Environmental Justice Organization is hosting a volunteer day at their farm site (31st and Albany). From 8 AM-noon, they’re inviting people to spend some time getting to know them and the land. What a great way to soak up the last of the season’s sunshine, right? Be sure to wear clothes you don’t mind getting dirty, and bring a water bottle. (MC)

Translation is a tricky thing. There’s getting the words right, but then there’s communicating the context and nuance that might get lost between languages. In today’s free panel Infiltrating Language Itself: Memory, Justice, and Poetry in Translation, three multilingual writers and translators tackle the question: “How can poetic translation inform our notions of remembrance, justice, and public space?” At 1:30 PM, join poets and translators Daniel Borzutzky, Lucina Schell, and Jose-Luis Moctezuma at the Seminary Co-op Bookstore (5751 S. Woodlawn) for their discussion. They’ll be responding to this question by considering how capitalism has shaped contemporary Chicago, but they will also be looking to post-dictatorship Argentina and Chile. Register for the event through Eventbrite. (MC)

Have you ever felt unsure how to interrupt a tense situation? Whether it’s sexual harassment on the train or a budding conflict at a bar, I think a lot of us want to intervene but fear making the situation worse. If you want to grow your conflict de-escalation tool kit, this workshop is for you. At 2 PM, the PO Box Collective (6900 N. Glenwood) is hosting a seminar led by two organizers with experience de-escalating conflict in both professional and community settings. Using an abolitionist framework focused on collective safety, they will share their methods for interrupting conflict to imagine better, healthier futures for all. The workshop is entirely free, but RSVPing ([email protected]) is encouraged. (MC)

If you caught Gossip Wolf this week, then you know today is Tone Deaf’s three-year anniversary (4356 N. Milwaukee). As Reader music writer Leor Galil and contributor J.R. Nelson wrote: “Even after Illinois lifted most of its COVID mitigations in June 2020, Tone Deaf proprietor Tony Assimos continued to monitor infection levels across the city so that he could shut down in-store browsing when they spiked. Well into 2021, he delivered vinyl orders by hand whenever he closed his doors to shoppers, keeping in touch with the community the shop had created.” From 3-9 PM today, the store will be filled with free (yes, free) fun including performances by Lifeguard, Sick Day, and Salisman, as well as tables from local labels such as the Numero Group, Trouble in Mind, Drag City, HoZac, and Sooper. Starting and sustaining a record store isn’t easy, especially during a pandemic. Way to go, Tony! (MC)

On February 27, the company of the Kyiv City Ballet boarded one of the last flights out of Ukraine for a tour of France. Russia invaded the next day. Though they haven’t been able to return to their country, the company has been performing in Europe all year. They now make their Chicago debut tonight at 7:30 PM and tomorrow at 3 PM at the Auditorium Theatre (50 E. Ida B. Wells). Led by artistic director Ivan Kozlov, the ensemble performs a mixed repertory, including Thoughts, a contemporary work “examining the meaning of human thought,” choreographed by company member Vladyslav Dobshynskyi to a score by Nils Frahm, Burkhard Dallwitz, Max Richter, and Lisa Gerrard and Patrick Cassidy; Tribute to Peace, created by Kozlov and the company’s deputy director, Ekaterina Kozlova, especially for the U.S. 2022 tour, to a score by Edward Elgar, exploring “what life should be without conflict, anger, or despair”; and Classical Suite, featuring the wedding pas de deux from three pieces (Paquita, La Bayadere, and Don Quixote), also choreographed by Kozlov (after Marius Petipa). Operation White Stork, a disaster relief organization founded by Chicagoan Will McNulty, will be on hand in the lobby collecting donations for their efforts in Ukraine. Tickets are $48-$102 at 312-341-2300 or auditoriumtheatre.org. (KR)

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Baseball quiz: Honoring legendary Roberto Clemente

Roberto Clemente was one of the greatest baseball players on and off the field. I’ve indicated to you in the past that I’m older than infield dirt, and I did get to see Clemente. I didn’t see him frequently, yet even my young eyes could see generational greatness. I remember moments that were astounding. And while his hitting ranked among the greatest of all time, so many moments I remember were of him in the field, throwing a laser from right field, as effortlessly as a second baseman throws to first, and yet those pegs would amaze a runner as he was tagged out at third.

Then, of course, I remember his death and the disbelief that came with the news. That shock was soon superseded by sadness, further emphasized when I learned about the humanitarian mission this great man was on. National Hispanic Heritage Month is celebrated annually from Sept. 15 to Oct. 15 in the United States to recognize the contributions and influence of Hispanic Americans to the nation’s history, culture and achievements. Today’s quiz is my contribution. Have fun, and learn a lot.

Buena suerte.

1. On Sept. 30, 1972, Clemente and the defending champion Pirates were playing the Mets at Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh. In the fourth inning, Clemente roped a double, the 3,000th and last regular-season hit of his career. He had over 1,200 plate appearances against four teams. Against which team did he have the most hits?

a. Cubs

b. Phillies

c. Dodgers

d. Giants

2. Four Puerto Rican-born players are in the Hall of Fame. Rank them by hits.

a. Ivan Rodriguez

b. Roberto Clemente

c. Orlando Cepeda

d. Roberto Alomar

3. Which pitcher was called the “Dominican Dandy”? He had a lifetime 23-8 record against the Cubs.

a. Pedro Martinez

b. Ervin Santana

c. Juan Marichal

d. Bartolo Colon

4. Of the same four, who leads all Dominican-born pitchers in wins?

a. Pedro Martinez

b. Ervin Santana

c. Juan Marichal

d. Bartolo Colon

5. Cuban-born Jose Abreu has fewer RBI than the following Cuban Hall of Famers. My question to you: Does he have more home runs than any of them?

a. Tony Perez

b. Minnie Mi?oso

c. Tony Oliva

The Roberto Clemente Award is bestowed annually to the player who best represents baseball through extraordinary character, community involvement, philanthropy and positive contributions, both on and off the field. Every year, each MLB club nominates a player to be considered for the award in tribute to Clemente’s achievements and character.

6. The Cubs’ nominee for this prestigious honor contributed $300,000 to organizations that helped low-income communities in Chicago that were struck especially hard by the COVID-19 pandemic. He has been vocal and taken action to address racial inequalities, helping bring Black youth and police officers together. In addition, among many other efforts, he has been a prominent contributor to Cubs Charities, with more than $166,000 in donations. He is:

a. Jason Heyward

b. Jason Heyward

c. Jason Heyward

d. Jason Heyward

7. The White Sox’ nominee for what I consider to be baseball’s most important award is a well-known activist. He has delivered meals to local minority business owners, shown his support and outreach for gay pride and spoken out against gun violence. He has a long history of adamant support for organizations focused on animal welfare, including Tony La Russa’s animal rescue foundation, One Tail at a Time, among others. His South Slydah Society focuses on serving those most in need and empowers selfless individuals and organizations that give a voice to underrepresented communities. He is:

a. Liam Hendriks

b. Liam Hendriks

c. Liam Hendriks

d. Liam Hendriks

8. On July 25, 1956, Clemente became the only player to hit a walk-off, inside-the-park grand slam. Which team was the victim of this event?

a. Dodgers (the team that first signed him; he hit .345 lifetime against them)

b. Cubs (this is the Chicago Sun-Times; he hit 41 homers against them)

c. Reds (he hit 40 homers against them)

d. Braves (he hit .329 with 25 homers against them)

9. This year marks the 50th anniversary of when the Hall of Famer and 15-time All-Star tragically died in a plane crash on New Year’s Eve 1972. Clemente was attempting to deliver supplies to:

a. Wildfire victims in Argentina

b. Earthquake victims in Nicaragua

c. Flooding victims in Santurce, Puerto Rico

d. Hurricane victims in Haiti

ANSWERS

1. If you picked the Cubs, you’re wrong. Clemente had 395 hits against the Dodgers, 384 against the Phillies, 374 against the Cubs and 339 against the Giants. Now, if I ask you against whom did he score the most runs, go with the Cubs (190).

2. Clemente, 3,000; Ivan Rodriguez 2,844; Roberto Alomar 2,724; and Orlando Cepeda 2,351.

3. Juan Marichal, who had one of the most beautiful windups in baseball history, was the “Dominican Dandy.” In the 1960s, Marichal led the majors in wins with 191, topping Bob Gibson, who “only” had 164.

4. Marichal was the “Dominican Dandy,” but Bartolo Colon was called “Big Sexy.” And if you think wins are sexy, in his 21-year MLB career, Colon had 247 wins, four more than Marichal, 28 more than Pedro Martinez and 96 more than Ervin Santana.

5. Tony Perez had 379, which is more than Abreu, but Abreu has more homers than Tony Oliva, who had 220, and Minnie Minoso, who had 195.

6. Jason Heyward, who still will do many great things.

7. Liam Hendriks. Also, Jake Diekman, now on the White Sox, is the nominee for the Red Sox. He has a foundation inspired by his ulcerative colitis diagnosis at age 10. His mantra “Gut it Out” inspired his recovery and his foundation. Outside of his foundation, he has been very involved with children’s hospitals through fundraisers and other support systems.

8. Clemente did it in a 9-8 win over the Cubs at Forbes Field. The Cubs had an 8-5 lead when, with the bases loaded, Roberto hit a ball to the left-field fence that rolled toward center field. Clemente ignored the stop sign of Pirates manager and third-base coach Bobby Bragan as the relay throw came in from center fielder Solly Drake to Ernie Banks to catcher Hobie Landrith. Clemente slid, missed the plate, then reached back to rest his hand on home.

9. On Dec. 23, 1972, a 6.3 magnitude earthquake struck near Managua, the capital of Nicaragua. The resulting damage left between 4,000 and 11,000 dead, 20,000 injured and over 300,000 homeless. Clemente’s plane was overloaded with supplies to help the victims.

As always, thank you for reading and playing. I’m always looking for questions and themes for the weekly quiz. Email me at [email protected].

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Garth Lagerwey an obvious target for Fire

The question isn’t whether the Fire should remove sporting director Georg Heitz. It’s who should replace him. And there’s a pretty big name out there who would check all the boxes Heitz doesn’t.

Unlike Heitz, Seattle Sounders general manager and president of soccer operations Garth Lagerwey knows how to win in Major League Soccer. An Elmhurst native, Lagerwey won an MLS Cup with Real Salt Lake before moving on to the Sounders, where he has won two more league titles. This spring, Lagerwey and Seattle climbed the tallest mountain in North American club soccer, as the Sounders became the first MLS team to win the CONCACAF Champions League.

Crucially, Lagerwey’s contract is up at the end of the season, giving Fire owner Joe Mansueto a chance to flex his economic muscle and sign perhaps the league’s best executive.

Even though the Sounders have struggled since winning the Champions League and might miss the playoffs, nabbing Lagerwey won’t be easy. Other teams that need a top soccer decision-maker will come calling if he wants to leave Seattle. Atlanta United is in the market for a new leader and would give Lagerwey the chance to rebuild a franchise that has slipped on the field since its rapid rise to the top of MLS but maintains a prominent place in its sports market that the Fire can only dream of.

The Fire obviously would be a greater challenge, but Mansueto has to present an offer that would make it incredibly difficult for Lagerwey to refuse.

If that also means giving Lagerwey a say in the business side of the franchise, so be it. If Lagerwey wants to hire a new coach instead of keeping Ezra Hendrickson, so be it. If Lagerwey isn’t interested or is hesitant to join a losing organization and Mansueto needs to give him a historic financial offer to get him to come home, so be it.

This is Mansueto’s time to act because the 2022 Fire built by Heitz were one fiasco after another.

They squandered a pair of 2-0 leads at home in 3-2 losses and endured a 10-game winless streak that undid their hot start. They bowed out of the U.S. Open Cup in their first match, losing to a team in the third tier of American soccer. On-field discipline was an issue, the depth was lacking, there weren’t nearly enough goals and the designated players didn’t live up to their status.

Most important, there are no tangible signs of progress. Under Heitz, the Fire finished 11th in the East in 2020, 12th last year and could plummet to 13th this season.

Lagerwey could change all of that, and maybe the Fire’s woes could be used to recruit him. Nothing Lagerwey could do would be as difficult but potentially as impactful for American soccer than restoring the Fire, a team that has dragged down the sport in the third-biggest U.S. market.

If Lagerwey can’t be pried from Seattle, Mansueto should look for somebody with MLS experience who can navigate the league’s tricky rules. Of course, as the Nelson Rodriguez era proved under former owner Andrew Hauptman, that’s not a guarantee of success.

However, Lagerwey is no Rodriguez, and Mansueto is no Hauptman. Mansueto can show that again by getting rid of Heitz and making it impossible for Lagerwey to pass on the chance to restore the Fire.

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Was Bears’ Lovie Smith firing in 2012 a mistake?

Lovie Smith didn’t get it done in two rough seasons as coach of the Buccaneers. Having moved on from Tampa to the University of Illinois, he failed — over five really long years — to lift the Illini to significantly higher ground.

Now, Smith — 64, and a decade removed from the end of his highly respectable nine-season run with the Bears — is back in town with his latest team, the Texans. Did the Bears make a mistake by firing him after the 2012 campaign? That was question No. 1 in this week’s “Polling Place,” your home for Sun-Times sports polls on Twitter.

“At the time, no,” @TweetlessCarson commented, “but in hindsight, yes.”

Marc Trestman, John Fox and Matt Nagy didn’t exactly come along and make Smith look bad. We’ll see about Matt Eberflus.

“It set the franchise back years when they fired him,” @dan_starzec wrote.

We also pitted Smith against Eberflus — they’re battling on Sunday, after all — and forced respondents to choose between the three Bears coaches who came in between that pair. Oof. And on to the polls:

Poll No. 1: Did the Bears make a mistake by firing Lovie Smith after the 2012 season?

Upshot: @GridAssassin correctly points out that Smith’s post-Bears career has been a string of disappointments. On the other hand, @Grizzly990 had a more common take: “A mistake firing Smith? No. The clown-college parade they hired to replace him was the mistake.” It’s certainly true the Bears became sort of stagnant in the post-Super Bowl years under Smith, who never was accused of paying much attention to an oft-struggling offense.

Poll No. 2: Would you rather have Matt Eberflus or Lovie Smith as coach of the Bears?

Upshot: Eberflus is our shiny new toy, right? He was bound to get the lion’s share of this vote. Then again, Trestman — an offensive genius! — would have gotten a majority of the vote after his first two games. Same, for sure, with Fox, who came to town with Super Bowl pedigree. Nagy, too, was a guy Bears fans were awfully eager to like. That’s just how it works.

Poll No. 3: You’re running an NFL team and have to hire one of these men as your coach:

Upshot: Could we have teed this one up any better for all the yuksters out there? “Trestman for the comedic value,” @youarethemrd commented. “Chicago sports radio was absolute gold when he was coach. Never laughed so hard in my life.” Seriously, though, do people not remember how awful the Bears were under Fox? @bsdtectr must, putting it this way: “You go without a head coach.”

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LeBron’s future, overrated players and top-10 tweaks: NBArank in reviewon September 24, 2022 at 1:09 pm

NBArank is in the books for the 2022-23 season. How’d we do?

Our top five was unveiled on Friday, with the Milwaukee BucksGiannis Antetokounmpo reclaiming the No. 1 spot following a three-year absence. The Denver NuggetsNikola Jokic, Dallas MavericksLuka Doncic, Philadelphia 76ersJoel Embiid and Golden State WarriorsStephen Curry rounded out the top five.

But the biggest headlines came from the bottom half of our top 10, where LeBron James (No. 6) and Kevin Durant (No. 8) suffered the most noteworthy falls, and where Ja Morant (No. 9) climbed into the upper tier of NBA superstars.

Following the release of the top 100 for 2022-23, we asked our panel of NBA Insiders — all of which were also part of the expert NBArank panel — to break down the countdown’s biggest surprises, what they would change in the top 10, which players will outperform their ranking and what lies ahead for LeBron.

NBArank 2022: Nos. 100-26 Nos. 10-6

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Matt Eberflus and Bears coaches on the spot vs. Texans

In retrospect, Matt Nagy’s first game as the Bears’ head coach — against the Packers in 2018 — was the first red flag.

On the opening drive of the much-anticipated Nagy era, the Bears opened with the T-formation and Mitch Trubisky at quarterback and drove 86 yards on 10 plays for a touchdown and a 7-0 lead at Lambeau Field.

The Bears drove 60 yards on nine plays for a field goal on their next drive — and that was about it. The Bears averaged 7.3 yards per play on those first two drives, but 3.1 after that in a 24-23 loss that was considered a pretty good start for Nagy in Chicago.

It didn’t take long for the NFL to figure out Nagy’s offense. The Bears scored a touchdown on their opening drive in three of his first four games (75.0%) — but only six times in the next 37 games (16.2%) before Nagy gave up play-calling duties to offensive coordinator Bill Lazor in 2020.

So here we are, just two games into another new era and Bears fans are getting a little nervous about Luke Getsy, Justin Fields and another formative offense that doesn’t isn’t forming quickly enough.

Again against the Packers at Lambeau Field, Getsy’s offense started quickly. The Bears drove 71 yards on seven plays for a touchdown on their opening drive. And then, not much. Three consecutive three-and-outs, and just three more points.

The Bears averaged 10.1 yards per play on their opening drive, but only 4.5 yards per play after that. And Justin Fields threw just 11 passes despite the Bears being down by two touchdowns the entire second half.

Here we go again? It’s a little too early for that. Getsy and his offense won’t be defined by two games. Or three games, for that matter. Still, Sunday’s game against the Texans will be an early litmus test for Getsy and Matt Eberflus’ entire staff. The Bears have big improvements to make on offense and defense — in a very playable situation at home against a Texans team that ranks 29th or lower in most NFL power rankings. Let’s see how they do.

With a roster of many unestablished players with modest credentials, Eberflus is counting on the coaching staff to produce the progress that will set up the Bears for a giant leap in 2023.

“We will do a better job,” he said when asked about wide receiver Darnell Mooney having just two receptions for four yards in the first two games. “We’ve got great coaches. Those guys are smart. They know how to get it done, and we will get it done.”

We are at an awkward stage of an NFL season, when early results seem defining to observers outside of Halas Hall, while coaches like Getsy see each game as 1/17th of a rebuilding process.

So Getsy celebrated the offense’s fast start — “You saw a team come out prepared, execute and score –and its resilience after three consecutive three-and-outs that followed.

“That was to me so impressive how they stuck together,” Getsy said. “I’ve been on a lot of sidelines that when you go three-and-out that many times in a row, things get weird. [But] those guys were tough. They stuck together. It was about how can we get better the next play? And how we’re ready to roll. We’ve got the right kind of men in that room. I’m excited to see what’s next for them.”

I’m guessing a lot of Bears fans are rolling their eyes at that explanation. They’ve been here before. Getsy has not. You can’t blame Bears fans for their skepticism. You can’t blame Getsy for his enthusiasm. That’s why every game is a big one for the new Bears coaching staff. It’s early, but it gets late around here awfully quick.

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