How dare YOU, Mike Pence?

How dare YOU, Mike Pence?

People on one side of the aisle (Right) are in a state of perpetual outrage. More often than not, they’re accusing people on the other side of the very things of which they are the most guilty.

Former vice president and man who narrowly dodged the hangman’s noose, Mike Pence, recently took the current Vice President to task for her remarks regarding the soon-to-be-released Supreme Court decision to overturn the 1973 Roe vs Wade decision.

Part of Pence’s outrage may have been his complete shock to find out that the Vice President of the United States is actually allowed to speak.

Let’s not delude ourselves about Mike Pence, his picture appears in the modern idiomatic dictionary next to Creepy Uncle.

Like Ronald Regan, who may have set the bar for creepiness, Pence calls his wife mommy and he is not allowed in a room (or campaign bus) with another woman without her.

Karen Pence treats her husband like he’s on the sex offenders list, which means he probably should be.

Creepiness, however, is not Pence’s main flaw. His integrity (or lack thereof) is for sale to the highest bidder.

In 2000, Pence posted the following on his personal website:

Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness and 9 out of ten smokers do not contract lung cancer.

Here’s the reality check, Mike, you’re a paid liar. Do not pass GO and do not collect any more checks from the tobacco industry.

Throughout the 2016 campaign, Pence bragged about standing shoulder to shoulder with the man who would ultimately call for Pence’s death. Apparently, staring at the back of Donnie’s head with a wistful grin for four years doesn’t guarantee Donnie’s future loyalty.

Then governor of Indiana, Pence mandated funerals for aborted fetuses and compared the Supreme Court’s affirmation of Obamacare to the terrorist attack on 9/11. He also ended a clean needle program, leading to an AIDS epidemic that got him run out of Indiana on a rail.

Pence’s credentials as a liar and all around piece of crap are solid, which may make him the perfect mouthpiece for so-called pro-lifers.

The real irony, though is that while Pence is on the boo-hoo-they’re-trying-to-cancel-us bus, he wasted no time condemning Vice President Kamala Harris for voicing her opinion about a woman’s right to choose what to do with her own body.

Pence was speaking at something called the Carolina Pregnancy Center, which is one of those facades of concern whose real mission is to trick women into waiting until abortion is no longer an option.

Harris, by the way, was expressing an opinion held by the majority of Americans, as opposed to the vocal and extreme minority of religious freaks that have taken over our government. Freaks like insurrection planner, Ginni Thomas, wife of a SCOTUS justice and man who told his female assistant that his penis was named, Long Dong Silver.

Responding to Vice President Harris, Pence asked, How dare you?

Here’s one for you, Mike; Why don’t YOU dare? Dare to be honest. Dare to stand up for decency and integrity, instead of just shilling for your donors.

Maybe you could even dare to stop calling your wife, Mommy.

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