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How To Tell When Dogs or Cats Don’t Like You

How To Tell When Dogs or Cats Don’t Like You

Cats and dogs.

Barb showed me a video on Facebook the other day that gives you hints on how to tell that your dog doesn’t like you. The video discusses tips such as if the dog growls at you, the dog won’t let you touch it, or the dog doesn’t look you in the eye, you probably are not the pooch’s favorite person.

It was all straightforward, and with each passing enumeration, Barb and I were able to say “That’s not us. Cooper still likes us.”

But I got to thinking–how can you tell if a cat doesn’t like you? So having lived with felines since I was 8 years old, I feel qualified to share the following list with all of you.

How To Tell That Your Cat Doesn’t Like You

If your cat doesn’t look at you–he may not like you.If your cat looks at you for more than 3 seconds–she probably doesn’t like you.If you haven’t cleaned the litter box in a couple of days–she might poop in your bed to show she doesn’t like you.If he doesn’t like the fresh litter in his box–he might pee on the dog’s bed to show he doesn’t like any of you.If your cat purrs when you hold her–it’s only a trick to make you think she likes you so you feel compelled to feed her.If your cat comes when you call her name–it is really a dog wearing a cat costume.*If you only own one cat–he doesn’t like you.If you own more than one cat–at least half of them, and most likely all of them, don’t like you.If you fill the cat’s water bowl–she will drink from the toilet to prove her disdain for you.While you are cleaning the vomited fur ball of your bed in the middle of the night–the cat doesn’t like you for waking him up.

Cats are cats. So if it is unconditional love you are looking for, a cat might not be your best bet. Have you considered a pet iguana?

*Note: this one doesn’t apply to us since after 12 years we still have not named our current cat. Any suggestions?

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Chicago Blackhawks need to root for this team for draft purposesVincent Pariseon May 28, 2022 at 12:00 pm

The Chicago Blackhawks were strongly rooting for the Minnesota Wild to reach this point of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. The second-round pick that Chicago acquired in the Marc-Andre Fleury trade would have become a first had the Wild made it this far with Fleury getting at least half of the wins.

Unfortunately, they were defeated by the St. Louis Blues in six games. However, their hope of upgrading a draft pick is not all lost as they still have a chance to see one get upgraded. There is still a team out there that can help them do that.

The Blackhawks acquired a third-round pick in the Duncan Keith trade with the Edmonton Oilers. If the Oilers make it to the Stanley Cup Final and Keith is top four on their team in ice time amongst defensemen, the pick will become a second-round pick. That would be huge for Chicago.

As of right now, Keith is third on the team amongst Oilers defensemen with 19:52. He only trails Darnell Nurse (21:18) and Cody Ceci (20:46). Evan Bouchard is in fourth at 18:22 and Tyson Barrie is fifth at 18:10. Neither of them is likely to pass up Keith so all Edmonton needs to do is win.

The Chicago Blackhawks need the Edmonton Oilers to go to the Stanley Cup Final.

That is the hardest part, however. They are going to be facing the Colorado Avalanche. Of course, the Oilers have star power with guys like Connor McDavid, Leon Draisaitl, and Evander Kane but the Avalanche had amazing players like Nathan MacKinnon, Cale Makar, and Mikko Rantanen amongst others.

It is going to be a very hard series for both teams. The Avalanche are the more complete team but the Oilers have both McDavid and Draisaitl who are setting lots of different playoff records. If they are able to keep firing away like that, they will be hard to beat.

There is no point for the Blackhawks fans to root against the Oilers now. They should have been the ones to trade for Fleury as Mike Smith can be shaky but that is in the past now. Upgrading from a third to a second would be really nice for Kyle Davidson and his staff.

In addition to having this rooting interest, it is just going to be an incredible series. Each of them has the Stanley Cup on their mind and rightfully so. There are some all-time great players going here and it is going to be a war. Hopefully, the games are as spicy as the rosters suggest they will be.

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3 Chicago Cubs who should be traded by 2022 deadlineVincent Pariseon May 28, 2022 at 11:00 am

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The Chicago Cubs are not a very good baseball team at all. They currently sit at 18-26 which is good for the third-worst record in the National League. Times are hard for them right now as they have no chance of competing for the playoffs this year.

They just split a series 2-2 with the Cincinnati Reds who might have the worst team in the history of the league this year. It feels even worse since they lost that last game 20-5 which is just a disgusting disgrace for them.

Change is needed on the north side in every way. They traded away a majority of their core in 2021 which didn’t make the fans super happy but they clearly need to rebuild this thing. They shouldn’t be done moving players either. These are three players that need to be gone before the 2022 MLB trade deadline:

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It is time for the Chicago Cubs to get something for Frank Schwindel in a trade.

The Chicago Cubs replaced Anthony Rizzo at first base with Frank Schwindel in 2021 and he lit the world on fire. Although a bit older than most rookies, he was one of the most impactful first-year players in the entire league despite playing only half of the year.

They probably should have traded him during the offseason because his value was as high as it was ever going to get but they might be able to salvage that now. He was so bad to start the year that he was sent down to AAA but he only spent a day or so down because of injury.

When he came back, he started to hit the ball again and has possibly saved his season in the MLB. Now, the Cubs should really be shopping him to see if a contender would take a chance on him to bring depth to their lineup.

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Butler’s picture-perfect performance gives Miami lifeon May 28, 2022 at 7:18 am

BOSTON — The Miami Heat might have to clear some room in Championship Alley.

That’s the name for the path from their home court to the locker room that is filled with wall-sized memories of greatness from Miami’s past. Gary Payton‘s jumper that started their 2006 Finals comeback. Blood dripping down Udonis Haslem‘s face in the fourth quarter of a vital playoff game. LeBron James‘ icy stare in the iconic first quarter of his 45-point masterpiece to win Game 6 in Boston in 2012. And many more.

Heat president Pat Riley occasionally takes guests down the long walk, stopping in front of the huge images above the deep red carpet to tell the backstories.

Maybe the photo from Friday night that makes it onto the wall next is of Jimmy Butler rising in front of the Boston Celtics‘ bench playing his 46th minute of an elimination Game 6 that was instantly etched in the history books. Marcus Smart, the 2021-22 Defensive Player of the Year, and Derrick White, the would-be hero of a comeback, watched as Butler soared into the air. Everyone in TD Garden stood, eyes on Butler.

Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images

Two days earlier, he couldn’t jump anywhere near as high. Four days earlier, forget about it. But on this night his ailing right knee, which had started to improve the past two days after aggressive treatment and as much rest as possible, allowed it. Butler made the crushing 20-foot jumper with 43 seconds left, sealing the Heat’s 111-103 win to force a Game 7 Sunday (8:30 p.m. on ESPN).

“I don’t pay too much attention to the crowd. I want to win,” Butler said. “I want to play basketball the right way. I’ll do whatever my team, teammates need me to do.”

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Jimmy Butler continues his masterful performance with this incredible bucket as the shot clock expires.

After aggravating his knee in Game 3 of this series — he has been battling an IT band issue throughout the playoffs — Butler was a shell of himself. He played when maybe he shouldn’t have, and it showed immediately. His burst and lift were nearly non-existent. By the middle of Game 5, the Celtics’ defense openly admitted what anyone watching could see as Boston backed off him and paid attention to others: Butler wasn’t a threat.

But just minutes into Game 6, Butler leapt into a passing lane for the first of four steals and beat everyone to the other end for the fast-break score. A few moments later, he exploded off his feet to grab a rebound in traffic. Instantly another message was apparent: Butler was back — and so were the Heat.

Butler carried Miami throughout the game, piling up 47 points with nine rebounds and eight assists. After getting to the foul line six times total as he limped through Games 3-5, he was there 11 times in Game 6. And he made them all. He even made a season-high four 3-pointers.

The Boston Celtics and Miami Heat are tied 3-3 with a trip to the NBA Finals on the line. You can catch all the action on ESPN.

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When it was over, he was tied for the third-most points in a road elimination game in the 75-year history of the NBA. He scored or assisted on 68 points, the most in a conference finals elimination game in history, per ESPN Stats & Information.

“Jimmy Butler is a great competitor, he really is,” Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said. “You can mis-define him in a lot of different ways, but his competitive will is as high as anybody that has played this game. He put his fingerprints on this game.”

Spoelstra, now a veteran of dozens of these high stakes games (especially in Boston), was steady and confident all week. Even as the Heat wheezed through losses in Games 4 and 5, struggling to crack 80 points.

Friday morning, as the Heat went through a light workout at a health club near their hotel — and saw after a quick evaluation that Sixth Man of the Year Tyler Herro was going to miss a third straight game — Spoelstra was deep in his bag, knowing he’d get to embrace “a great opportunity” when he and his team “feels the most alive.”

There was a light in Spoelstra’s eyes and a confidence in his demeanor. He lives his life with incredible discipline, aided by Riley’s guidance, and coaches that way. He wears the same outfit every day and never stops doing the job regardless of position.

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This steadiness amid turmoil showed in Butler and the rest of the team. Kyle Lowry showed up on the court three and a half hours before tipoff to try to loosen his ailing hamstring and then gutted his way to 18 points and 10 assists. After missing 19 consecutive 3-pointers over three games, Max Strus finally made a desperation heave in the third quarter and then made two more.

“It’s not like I guaranteed anything. I just know how our guys are wired,” Spoelstra said hours later after his team got the massive win, his mood only barely elevated. “What you hope is that brings out the best in you and a different level. Over the course of a long series like this, you’re going to get pushed, uncomfortably so. Sometimes you’re going to lose along the way.”

The Heat couldn’t afford one more loss, and it looked so likely they were headed for it. Even the waiting opponent in the Finals assumed on national television, as the Golden State WarriorsDraymond Green did Thursday, that the Celtics would advance. They still might. Miami’s win Friday night didn’t clinch the series — just another chance.

“We’ve been saying it this entire series, ‘it’s not finished yet,'” Butler said. “We got Game 7 at the crib.”

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Celts lose ‘tough one,’ but G7 confidence at a ’10’on May 28, 2022 at 6:22 am

BOSTON — More than 15 minutes before Game 6 of the Eastern Conference finals tipped off at TD Garden, every seat inside the building was occupied, and every person ticketed to sit in them was standing.

After 12 years of waiting, this crowd — and this city — was ready to return to the NBA Finals. Now, they’ll have to wait another two days — at least.

Thanks to an all-time classic performance from Jimmy Butler, the Boston Celtics saw their dreams of a trip to the league’s championship round vanish, falling 111-103 to the Miami Heat to send this series back to the shores of Biscayne Bay for a seventh and deciding game Sunday night.

“It’s a tough one,” Celtics guard Derrick White said.

That is an understatement.

Boston spent the two days between its Game 5 victory in Miami and Game 6 tipoff talking about the need to come out and play this game like it was a Game 7. Instead, the Celtics came out and — like they have so many times both in this series, and in these playoffs — carelessly turned the ball over time and time again, racking up several in the game’s opening minutes.

So, rather than allowing the crowd, which was desperate to get into this game, to take over, Boston gave Miami life. And, for a team that was seeking any reason to have hope after a rough second half in Game 5, it quickly ignited into a full-fledged flame, as Miami jumped out to a 29-22 lead after one and held the lead for the vast majority of the game.

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And, when Boston finally leapt back in front midway through the fourth on a 3-pointer by White — who had 22 points off the bench and, at one point, appeared he could be headed into the annals of Celtics history — with 4 minutes, 43 seconds to go, the Heat responded with a 17-6 run to end the game and send this series back to Miami.

“It’s kind of indicative of how our nights have been in this series when we don’t take care of the ball,” Celtics coach Ime Udoka said of Boston’s slow start. “A lot of careless ones, unforced, and that got us behind.

“Throughout the game any time we got within striking range, it felt like we had a poor decision, and they got out and scored.

“[We] had chances and didn’t take advantage of them.”

While Boston didn’t take advantage of its chances, Butler more than did so with his. In a performance that was eerily reminiscent of the one LeBron James had in this building, in this exact same situation and for the same team 10 years ago, Butler finished with 47 points, nine rebounds and eight assists, hitting one difficult shot after another as he put the Heat on his back and carried them over the finish line.

“He just had it rolling,” Jaylen Brown said. “Made a lot of shots that, on film, we’ll live with. Made 4 3s, I don’t think he’s made 4 3s in a game all playoffs. But tonight he came out and he was aggressive.

“He played like his back was on the wall and he had an amazing game, and we just had no answers for him tonight. We’ve got to do a better job … we will do a better job on Sunday.”

While Butler was torching the Celtics, Boston couldn’t get either Brown or Jayson Tatum going. While Tatum finished with 30 points, and Brown 20, they each had 18 in the first half.

In the second, they combined for 14 points on only seven shot attempts — including one each in the fourth quarter.

“I think it’s just the flow of the game, how the game was going,” Tatum said of his lack of shots in the second half. “Obviously, I’ve got to watch the film and things like that, but I think being out there and just the feel of the game, drawing a lot of attention, trying to find mismatches.

“I think it was just kind of how the flow of the game was going.”

The flow of the game was going against the Celtics seemingly the entire time, thanks to an iconic performance from Butler, a gutty one from Kyle Lowry, who had 18 points and 10 assists while playing on a bad hamstring, and the Celtics once again failing to get out of their own way.

That has now put them in a position where their season will come down to a Game 7 on the road, where Boston will either punch its ticket to the NBA Finals for the first time in 12 years, or will spend the entire offseason — and maybe longer — thinking about what could have been.

Despite Friday’s setback, however, Tatum remains confident in his team, and didn’t hesitate when asked about his belief in Boston’s ability to win Game 7.

“Scale of 1 to 10?” Tatum asked with a smile. “Ten.

“I mean, it shouldn’t be any less than that, right? You know, it’s the last game. That’s what it’s all about. It’s a 10 out of 10 in my confidence level and the group.”

The Celtics spent the past two days saying they needed to treat this game like a Game 7, in order to avoid having to put themselves in a position to do what they must now. They talked about how Boston did just this very thing against the Milwaukee Bucks, winning Game 6 on the road after being down 3-2 before coming home and taking care of business in Game 7.

Now, the Celtics will spend another two days wondering if failing to take advantage of this opportunity has written a far different ending than this team would have hoped.

“We won the close-out game, obviously, [against Milwaukee], and for us we’ve won two in Miami, so that’s the positive of it,” Udoka said. “We know we can go there and win.

“But just have to make it harder than it is, and at times it feels like we’re doing that, not taking advantage of what’s in front of us, and just overall sloppy basketball on both ends. We can’t have that on the road.”

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NBA Twitter reacts to Lakers hiring Darvin Ham as head coachon May 28, 2022 at 4:44 am

The Los Angeles Lakers secured their new head coach with the hire of Darvin Ham, sources told ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski.

Prior to joining the Lakers, he served as an assistant for the defending NBA Champion Milwaukee Bucks. He has worked under Milwaukee head coach Mike Budenholzer since 2013, when the pair were with the Atlanta Hawks.

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This isn’t Ham’s first time working for Los Angeles. He was an assistant with the Lakers from 2011-2013. He takes over a squad that fell short of expectations last season, as Los Angeles finished 33-49 and missed the postseason. He replaces Frank Vogel, who was fired by the team in April.

Lakers superstar LeBron James was among the first players to welcome his new coach to the team.

Trae Young, who has history with Ham from his time in Atlanta, also congratulated him on the role.

“This major..Congrats D Ham ! !”
Trae Young

The first-time head coach played eight NBA seasons for six teams and won a championship with the Detroit Pistons in 2004.

During Ham’s stint in Detroit he played four games against James, who was with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Lakers legend Magic Johnson expressed his excitement for the new addition.

“I’m excited that the Lakers just hired Darvin Ham as the coach. Congratulations!!”
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Some of Ham’s former players like Bobby Portis and Thon Maker were among those to weigh in on Twitter.

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NBA Twitter reacts to Lakers hiring Darvin Ham as head coachon May 28, 2022 at 3:12 am

The Los Angeles Lakers secured their new head coach with the hire of Darvin Ham, sources told ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski.

Prior to joining the Lakers, he served as an assistant for the defending NBA Champion Milwaukee Bucks. He has worked under Milwaukee head coach Mike Budenholzer since 2013, when the pair were with the Atlanta Hawks.

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This isn’t Ham’s first time working for Los Angeles. He was an assistant with the Lakers from 2011-2013. He takes over a squad that fell short of expectations last season, as Los Angeles finished 33-49 and missed the postseason. He replaces Frank Vogel, who was fired by the team in April.

Lakers superstar LeBron James was among the first players to welcome his new coach to the team.

Trae Young, who has history with Ham from his time in Atlanta, also congratulated him on the role.

“This major..Congrats D Ham ! !”
Trae Young

The first-time head coach played eight NBA seasons for six teams and won a championship with the Detroit Pistons in 2004.

During Ham’s stint in Detroit he played four games against James, who was with the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Lakers legend Magic Johnson expressed his excitement for the new addition.

“I’m excited that the Lakers just hired Darvin Ham as the coach. Congratulations!!”
Earvin Magic Johnson

Some of Ham’s former players like Bobby Portis and Thon Maker were among those to weigh in on Twitter.

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A skateboarding symposium, drag performances, and art talks

Happy days are here again with these upcoming events and things to do in the week ahead!

FRI 5/27

This weekend the Martin (2500 W. Chicago) is hosting an exhibition by Tigray Art Collective titled “Wa’ela Exhibition.” The Tigray Art Collective is made up of artists from Tigray, a northern state in Ethiopia, making work responding to the region’s ongoing civil war and genocide. The exhibition opens at 6 PM tonight with a reception. Saturday the gallery is open for viewers from 10 AM-4 PM, followed by a film screening and community gathering starting at 6:30 PM. On Sunday, there will be a closing reception from 4-7 PM. Proceeds from the artwork provide support for Tigray residents weathering this humanitarian crisis. Proof of vaccination is required for attending any portion of this event. All events are free to attend but reservations at Eventbrite are encouraged. (MC)

Winifred Haun & Dancers and Banks Performance Project present a shared dance concert of new works, Carry Us Forward, tonight at 7 PM and tomorrow at 3 PM at Hamilton Park Cultural Center, 513 W. 72nd. Company founder Haun presents an excerpt of her piece When day comes, part 2, featuring music by composers Olivia Block and Michael Wall, performed by several members of the company. WH&D associate artistic director Summer Smith unveils a new untitled solo work for company dancer Myles Harris, and assistant choreographer Mandy Miller also presents a new piece. Banks Performance Project will present two new works, including one by company founder Elysia C. Banks. BPP is the resident dance company at Hamilton Park, and their mission is “to translate the value of concert dance through performance and access across communities to connect all of us.” Tickets for this dance concert are $20 general admission (four for $60), $15 children 6-18, and free for 5 and under; tickets available through the WH&D website. (KR)

It’s a stacked lineup tonight at Chop Shop (2033 W. North). At 10 PM, pop-infused indie postpunkers Avantist are dropping a new music video and performing. The evening starts at 7:45 PM with openers Lollygagger warming up the stage, followed by Crystal Killers and the Tomblands. Later, revel in the afterglow of it all with a post-show celebration soundtracked by the techno party crews Legion of Doom and End of Days. Starting at 10:45 PM, they’re bringing Niiigggggaaaaa, Avantist (again!), Ommen (of Pixel Grip fame), and Ppppppupppppp to the DJ decks. For $15 ($13 in advance), this dance floor is open to those 18 and over. Don’t forget your vax card. (MC)

Lots of recommended music events tonight from our music writers. Reader contributor Hannah Edgar wrote a preview this month about Chicago jazz musician Makaya McCraven’s performances at 9 PM tonight and tomorrow at Lincoln Hall (2424 N. Lincoln). Tickets are still available for both 18+ shows. Hardcore fans should check out contributor Monica Kendrick’s preview for tonight’s Racetraitor show at Cobra Lounge (235 N. Ashland); it starts at 8 PM and tickets are available to those 17+. Contributor Bill Meyer recommends the experimentation of the band Pelt, who you can catch twice this weekend: tonight as part of WNUR’s Transference Fest (7:30 PM at SPACE, 1245 Chicago, Evanston, all-ages) and tomorrow at the Hideout (9:30 PM at 1354 W. Wabansia, 21+). And contributor Luca Cimarusti wrote about the California band Deftones, who you can see tonight at Huntington Bank Pavilion along with Gojira (7 PM, all-ages, tickets here). (SCJ)  

SAT 5/28

Catching shows at the Driehaus Museum (40 E. Erie) can be tricky since it’s only open on weekends, but it’s worth making time for “Theodora Allen: Saturnine” before it closes on Sun 7/10. LA-based contemporary artist Allen makes paintings like Greek myths unfolding into the Whole Earth Catalog, fusing an archetypical sort of melancholy with the acid-stained, ephemeral “return to nature” aesthetic of 60s California. It’s just the right amount of sadness that resists cynicism while reflecting on human definitions of “natural.” The museum is open Fridays and Saturdays from 10 AM-5 PM and Sundays from noon-5 PM. Tickets are $20 for adults, $15 for seniors, $10 for students with identification, and free for Driehaus Museum members, active military personnel with identification, and children under 12. (MC)

Once a month the Chicago Tool Library (CTL) hosts a free repair fair, and today’s is happening from 1-4 PM at the Chicago Bee branch location of the Chicago Public Library (3647 S. State). During CTL repair fairs, volunteers across disciplines perform free repairs for community members, so bring out anything in need of some minor work: bikes, appliances, clothes, and more. Wanna know about the next one? Follow the Chicago Tool Library on Instagram or check out their website. (MC)

Attention all cuties with curves: the Thick Mall is back at Sleeping Village (3734 W. Belmont). From 1-5 PM, local vendors specializing in vintage and vintage-inspired plus-size garments (including Luvsick, Thick Chick Vintage, and Baby Girl Retro) will be opening their collections to those looking for size “L” and larger. Not only is it free to browse, but there’s an instant photobooth by Marisa KM and treats from Saltorsomething. You must be 21 or older to attend. (MC)

2022 is the Year of Chicago Dance, so if you haven’t taken in anything terpsichorean so far, June is busting out all over with possibilities, courtesy of Chicago Dance Month. You can get a free sneak peek today at Navy Pier with performances from Najwa Dance Corps (dedicated to preserving dance styles and techniques from different eras reflecting the African American diaspora); Chicago Repertory Ballet, which focuses on giving fresh twists to the classic canon; Raks Inferno, a company of “firespinners, bellydancers, and object manipulators”; hip-hop and performance collective Movement Revolution Dance Crew; Chicago Tap Theatre; and contemporary company Visceral Dance. The performances kick off at 3 PM, and while limited lawn chairs are available, it’s suggested that you bring your own blanket. Chicago Dance Month, now in its tenth year,  is a project of See Chicago Dance; you can check out the website and register to find out about everything that’s happening around the city, including many performances or classes that are free or discounted. (KR)

SUN 5/29

We’re at the beginning of the prime season for outdoor street festivals, a time-honored city tradition giving us all the joy of eating food on a stick while wandering around a neighborhood and hearing bands doing their thing on a stage at the end of the block. This weekend’s Belmont-Sheffield Music Festival will honor your cravings for tribute bands and eating outdoors. It started Saturday and continues today from 11 AM-10 PM on Sheffield between Belmont and Roscoe, and entertainment tonight includes Rod Tuffcurls & the Bench Press on the main stage at 8 PM, and a diverse lineup of drag, cabaret, and reggae (Gizzae, singer Meghan Murphy, and a group of drag performers including Lucy Stoole, Thair, and Zolita) starting at 5:30 PM on the Belmont stage. A full schedule of performances and set times is available at the festival website. (SCJ)

The Chicago BIPOC Birders Network is a group of bird-identification enthusiasts that centers Black and Indigenous people of color. Today from 2-4 PM, the network hosts a free meet-up at North Park Village Nature Center (5801 N. Pulaski). Expect a leisurely and lighthearted stroll through a small portion of the preserve’s 46 acres. At the end, there will be a free catered taco buffet with both meat and vegetarian options. Space is limited, so organizers are requesting advanced reservations from people who know they will show up. If you need binoculars, note that when registering. People of color to the front on this one, please! (MC)

Experimental Sound Studio kicks off the 2022 edition of its long-running Option series today, a “music salon” dedicated to musicians exploring improvisation and experimentation with their compositions and practice. This year ESS is shifting to a format that includes monthly Option performances at various venues in Chicagoland from now until November. Many of the performances will be sited outdoors, and all will be documented with video and available for viewing after the performance at ESS’s YouTube page. This afternoon at 2 PM, you can catch sound artist, instrument maker, and experimental musician Victoria Shen as she performs under the Evicshen moniker; the show will take place in the garden at ESS’s headquarters (5925 N. Ravenswood). It’s free and open to all ages, and advance reservations are requested through Eventbrite. (SCJ)

At 7 PM, Lakeside Pride Music Ensembles (a longtime Chicago-based LGBTQ+ music organization) welcomes Pride Bands Alliance members from its family of 38 affiliates across the U.S., Australia, the UK, and Canada to perform with Lakeside Pride as part of Sweet Home Chicago. The evening features two symphonic bands, world premieres of new work by composers Christen Taylor Holmes and Evan Williams, and a performance by the evening’s emcees—RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Angeria Paris VanMicheals and Denali. General admission is $30 ($25 in advance) with the option to upgrade to a meet-and-greet package offered before the show with opportunities to take photos with Denali and Angeria. This evening is open to all ages and happens at the Auditorium Theatre (50 E. Ida B. Wells). (MC)

MON 5/30

Rolling Stone just celebrated the innovative tech used in the latest music video of local postpunk darlings Ganser. In “People Watching,” which was publicly released this week, Ganser used an LED backdrop to create a convincingly immersive video environment on a low budget. At 8:30 PM tonight, Ganser will open for A Place to Bury Strangers and Glove as part of a two-night stint at the Empty Bottle (1035 N. Western). Get tickets ($22) ASAP; night two is already sold out. You must be 21 or older with proof of vaccination. (MC)

TUE 5/31

Cinema/Chicago kicks off their free and weekly Summer Screenings program tonight at 6:30 PM at Chicago History Museum (1601 N. Clark) with a showing of A Girl Returned (L’Arminuta), a 2021 Italian mystery directed by Giuseppe Bonito. It’s free to attend but advance tickets through the festival website are recommended; limited seating might be available day-of. (SCJ) 

WED 6/1

“Only mystery allows us to live, only mystery,” said the great Andalusian poet and playwright Federico García Lorca. Murdered by the fascist Nationalist forces in Spain in 1936 and dumped into a mass grave (his remains have never been found), Lorca has been an avatar for many intersecting identities: Latine, gay, left-wing, and an advocate for emerging 20th-century avant-garde movements in Europe, including surrealism, symbolism, and futurism. Water People Theater celebrates his legacy with LORCA, Living the Experience, conceived and directed by artistic director Iraida Tapias. Combining the female protagonists of Lorca plays such as Yerma, Blood Wedding, and The House of Bernarda Alba with live music and multimedia (including a video mapping element involving flamenco), the piece reflects on the deeper meaning of the mystery of life and freedom that Lorca sought to embody. It runs tonight at 7 PM at Instituto Cervantes, 31 W. Ohio; tickets are $25-$35 through Eventbrite. (KR)

Is it too obvious to kick off Pride month at Berlin (954 W. Belmont)? If so, who cares—because it’s Legends of Drag night. At 7 PM, authors Devin Antheus and Harry James Hanson will celebrate the release of their new photo book, Legends of Drag, which profiles 81 performers across 16 cities. Then at 9 PM, Berlin programmer and absolute icon Lucy Stoole emcees for a lineup of Chicago all-stars featuring JoJo Baby, Maya Douglas, Honey West, and Sheri Payne. Chicago’s own legendary Chilli Pepper and Capucine Deveroux will tap in as hostesses followed by a massive dance party. Tickets are $15, and this event is only open to those 21 and over with proof of vaccination. (MC)

Once uPUN a time . . . no, sorry, I don’t want to PUNder to you, dear reader. Let’s save the PUNsibility until tonight at 8 PM (doors open at 7) when the Chicago Puntathlon makes its triumph-punt return, giving audience members free reign to dazzle each other and a panel of judges with their arsenal of dad and mom jokes. The competition will be hosted by local performer and teaching artist The Ricky Harris, and feature clown performance by Nikki Hartung and a special magic and pun-filled segment by Johnathan Koller. Rules and details for those who want to prepare (should I say PUN-pare? No, I should not) for competing are available at the event’s Facebook page; those who can take the heat but want to stay out of the kitchen are welcome to watch with a $15 entrance fee (advance tickets are available at Eventbrite). It’s hosted at the Call (1547 W. Bryn Mawr), and the evening is open to those 21 and up. (SCJ)

Crooner Andrew Sa has been in residency at Golden Dagger (2447 N. Halsted) in the last weeks, and tonight’s Lonesome Andrew’s Queer Revue is a fitting way to cap off the series and start out Pride month. Sa and his band will back up an array of guest vocalists covering songs from the pop and country canons as well as his own original music. Sa has asked performers Alex Grelle, Connie, Sophie Sputnik (Waltzer), Hawk Colman, and a few surprise guests to join him for this 8 PM show. It’s $15 and open to those 21+; advance tickets are available. (SCJ)

THU 6/2

It’s all about skateboarding today at the Gray Center (929 E. 60th). From morning to evening, they’ll be hosting different events—skate sessions, panel discussions, and refuel moments—that honor skating as a social and embodied art form, under the title The Useless Tool (Skate Sessions). Expect cameos from professional skateboarder and designer Alexis Sablone, author Kyle Beachy, and performance theorist Tina Post as well as representatives from organizations FroSkate and Natty Bwoy, Timothy Johnson, Sonnenzimmer (Nick Butcher and Nadine Nakanishi), Maxwell Neely-Cohen, Kristin Ebeling, and Every house has a door (Matthew Goulish and Lin Hixson). Everyone is encouraged to bring their boards to the event, but anyone skating must sign an Acceptance of Risk Waiver on arrival. This is free and open to all ages, and food is provided at no charge throughout the day. Check out the Gray Center’s website for the complete programming schedule. (MC)

Artist Michael Rakowitz’s new exhibition “The Monument, the Monster, and the Maquette” includes new sculpture exploring relationships between monuments and statues in American public space and public discourse and struggle; with a look toward the centuries of white supremacy and settler colonialism that have informed our collective conversation about such markers of history (especially when the tellers of that history have been subjective and unreliable). You can hear more about Rakowitz’s work and research this evening as he talks with art historian Dr. Erin L. Thompson about the hidden histories of American monuments at Rhona Hoffman gallery (1711 W. Chicago). It’s free to attend and starts at 5 PM; reservations are recommended and can be made at Tock. (SCJ)

Fans of either Shang-Chi or Kim’s Convenience are in for a treat tonight as Chinese-Canadian actor and Marvel Cinematic Universe superstar Simu Liu has a public conversation with writer Joanne Lee Molinaro tonight about acting, battling stereotypes, and writing his new memoir, We Were Dreamers. The event starts at 7:30 PM at Music Box Theatre (3733 N. Southport) and is hosted by the Chicago Humanities Festival; tickets are sold out as of this writing but you can add your name to the waitlist to be notified if a seat becomes available. (SCJ)

Life is a cabaret, and sometimes your only option is to Carry On! Chicago singer Cindy Firing and NYC-based Josephine Sanges created this show out of their friendship, cultivated while “navigating distance, disease, and duets.” Firing has won acclaim for her tribute to the late  and legendary Barbara Cook, You & I, while Sanges’s 2020 album, Finding Beauty, honored the very-much-alive (but also legendary) Ann Hampton Callaway. The two women perform 8 PM tonight and Friday at Davenport’s, 1383 N. Milwaukee; tickets are $25 with a two-drink minimum; 21+. Reservations at davenportspianobar.com. (KR)

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A skateboarding symposium, drag performances, and art talksKerry Reid, Micco Caporale and Salem Collo-Julinon May 27, 2022 at 8:13 pm

Happy days are here again with these upcoming events and things to do in the week ahead!

FRI 5/27

This weekend the Martin (2500 W. Chicago) is hosting an exhibition by Tigray Art Collective titled “Wa’ela Exhibition.” The Tigray Art Collective is made up of artists from Tigray, a northern state in Ethiopia, making work responding to the region’s ongoing civil war and genocide. The exhibition opens at 6 PM tonight with a reception. Saturday the gallery is open for viewers from 10 AM-4 PM, followed by a film screening and community gathering starting at 6:30 PM. On Sunday, there will be a closing reception from 4-7 PM. Proceeds from the artwork provide support for Tigray residents weathering this humanitarian crisis. Proof of vaccination is required for attending any portion of this event. All events are free to attend but reservations at Eventbrite are encouraged. (MC)

Winifred Haun & Dancers and Banks Performance Project present a shared dance concert of new works, Carry Us Forward, tonight at 7 PM and tomorrow at 3 PM at Hamilton Park Cultural Center, 513 W. 72nd. Company founder Haun presents an excerpt of her piece When day comes, part 2, featuring music by composers Olivia Block and Michael Wall, performed by several members of the company. WH&D associate artistic director Summer Smith unveils a new untitled solo work for company dancer Myles Harris, and assistant choreographer Mandy Miller also presents a new piece. Banks Performance Project will present two new works, including one by company founder Elysia C. Banks. BPP is the resident dance company at Hamilton Park, and their mission is “to translate the value of concert dance through performance and access across communities to connect all of us.” Tickets for this dance concert are $20 general admission (four for $60), $15 children 6-18, and free for 5 and under; tickets available through the WH&D website. (KR)

It’s a stacked lineup tonight at Chop Shop (2033 W. North). At 10 PM, pop-infused indie postpunkers Avantist are dropping a new music video and performing. The evening starts at 7:45 PM with openers Lollygagger warming up the stage, followed by Crystal Killers and the Tomblands. Later, revel in the afterglow of it all with a post-show celebration soundtracked by the techno party crews Legion of Doom and End of Days. Starting at 10:45 PM, they’re bringing Niiigggggaaaaa, Avantist (again!), Ommen (of Pixel Grip fame), and Ppppppupppppp to the DJ decks. For $15 ($13 in advance), this dance floor is open to those 18 and over. Don’t forget your vax card. (MC)

Lots of recommended music events tonight from our music writers. Reader contributor Hannah Edgar wrote a preview this month about Chicago jazz musician Makaya McCraven’s performances at 9 PM tonight and tomorrow at Lincoln Hall (2424 N. Lincoln). Tickets are still available for both 18+ shows. Hardcore fans should check out contributor Monica Kendrick’s preview for tonight’s Racetraitor show at Cobra Lounge (235 N. Ashland); it starts at 8 PM and tickets are available to those 17+. Contributor Bill Meyer recommends the experimentation of the band Pelt, who you can catch twice this weekend: tonight as part of WNUR’s Transference Fest (7:30 PM at SPACE, 1245 Chicago, Evanston, all-ages) and tomorrow at the Hideout (9:30 PM at 1354 W. Wabansia, 21+). And contributor Luca Cimarusti wrote about the California band Deftones, who you can see tonight at Huntington Bank Pavilion along with Gojira (7 PM, all-ages, tickets here). (SCJ)  

SAT 5/28

Catching shows at the Driehaus Museum (40 E. Erie) can be tricky since it’s only open on weekends, but it’s worth making time for “Theodora Allen: Saturnine” before it closes on Sun 7/10. LA-based contemporary artist Allen makes paintings like Greek myths unfolding into the Whole Earth Catalog, fusing an archetypical sort of melancholy with the acid-stained, ephemeral “return to nature” aesthetic of 60s California. It’s just the right amount of sadness that resists cynicism while reflecting on human definitions of “natural.” The museum is open Fridays and Saturdays from 10 AM-5 PM and Sundays from noon-5 PM. Tickets are $20 for adults, $15 for seniors, $10 for students with identification, and free for Driehaus Museum members, active military personnel with identification, and children under 12. (MC)

Once a month the Chicago Tool Library (CTL) hosts a free repair fair, and today’s is happening from 1-4 PM at the Chicago Bee branch location of the Chicago Public Library (3647 S. State). During CTL repair fairs, volunteers across disciplines perform free repairs for community members, so bring out anything in need of some minor work: bikes, appliances, clothes, and more. Wanna know about the next one? Follow the Chicago Tool Library on Instagram or check out their website. (MC)

Attention all cuties with curves: the Thick Mall is back at Sleeping Village (3734 W. Belmont). From 1-5 PM, local vendors specializing in vintage and vintage-inspired plus-size garments (including Luvsick, Thick Chick Vintage, and Baby Girl Retro) will be opening their collections to those looking for size “L” and larger. Not only is it free to browse, but there’s an instant photobooth by Marisa KM and treats from Saltorsomething. You must be 21 or older to attend. (MC)

2022 is the Year of Chicago Dance, so if you haven’t taken in anything terpsichorean so far, June is busting out all over with possibilities, courtesy of Chicago Dance Month. You can get a free sneak peek today at Navy Pier with performances from Najwa Dance Corps (dedicated to preserving dance styles and techniques from different eras reflecting the African American diaspora); Chicago Repertory Ballet, which focuses on giving fresh twists to the classic canon; Raks Inferno, a company of “firespinners, bellydancers, and object manipulators”; hip-hop and performance collective Movement Revolution Dance Crew; Chicago Tap Theatre; and contemporary company Visceral Dance. The performances kick off at 3 PM, and while limited lawn chairs are available, it’s suggested that you bring your own blanket. Chicago Dance Month, now in its tenth year,  is a project of See Chicago Dance; you can check out the website and register to find out about everything that’s happening around the city, including many performances or classes that are free or discounted. (KR)

SUN 5/29

We’re at the beginning of the prime season for outdoor street festivals, a time-honored city tradition giving us all the joy of eating food on a stick while wandering around a neighborhood and hearing bands doing their thing on a stage at the end of the block. This weekend’s Belmont-Sheffield Music Festival will honor your cravings for tribute bands and eating outdoors. It started Saturday and continues today from 11 AM-10 PM on Sheffield between Belmont and Roscoe, and entertainment tonight includes Rod Tuffcurls & the Bench Press on the main stage at 8 PM, and a diverse lineup of drag, cabaret, and reggae (Gizzae, singer Meghan Murphy, and a group of drag performers including Lucy Stoole, Thair, and Zolita) starting at 5:30 PM on the Belmont stage. A full schedule of performances and set times is available at the festival website. (SCJ)

The Chicago BIPOC Birders Network is a group of bird-identification enthusiasts that centers Black and Indigenous people of color. Today from 2-4 PM, the network hosts a free meet-up at North Park Village Nature Center (5801 N. Pulaski). Expect a leisurely and lighthearted stroll through a small portion of the preserve’s 46 acres. At the end, there will be a free catered taco buffet with both meat and vegetarian options. Space is limited, so organizers are requesting advanced reservations from people who know they will show up. If you need binoculars, note that when registering. People of color to the front on this one, please! (MC)

Experimental Sound Studio kicks off the 2022 edition of its long-running Option series today, a “music salon” dedicated to musicians exploring improvisation and experimentation with their compositions and practice. This year ESS is shifting to a format that includes monthly Option performances at various venues in Chicagoland from now until November. Many of the performances will be sited outdoors, and all will be documented with video and available for viewing after the performance at ESS’s YouTube page. This afternoon at 2 PM, you can catch sound artist, instrument maker, and experimental musician Victoria Shen as she performs under the Evicshen moniker; the show will take place in the garden at ESS’s headquarters (5925 N. Ravenswood). It’s free and open to all ages, and advance reservations are requested through Eventbrite. (SCJ)

At 7 PM, Lakeside Pride Music Ensembles (a longtime Chicago-based LGBTQ+ music organization) welcomes Pride Bands Alliance members from its family of 38 affiliates across the U.S., Australia, the UK, and Canada to perform with Lakeside Pride as part of Sweet Home Chicago. The evening features two symphonic bands, world premieres of new work by composers Christen Taylor Holmes and Evan Williams, and a performance by the evening’s emcees—RuPaul’s Drag Race stars Angeria Paris VanMicheals and Denali. General admission is $30 ($25 in advance) with the option to upgrade to a meet-and-greet package offered before the show with opportunities to take photos with Denali and Angeria. This evening is open to all ages and happens at the Auditorium Theatre (50 E. Ida B. Wells). (MC)

MON 5/30

Rolling Stone just celebrated the innovative tech used in the latest music video of local postpunk darlings Ganser. In “People Watching,” which was publicly released this week, Ganser used an LED backdrop to create a convincingly immersive video environment on a low budget. At 8:30 PM tonight, Ganser will open for A Place to Bury Strangers and Glove as part of a two-night stint at the Empty Bottle (1035 N. Western). Get tickets ($22) ASAP; night two is already sold out. You must be 21 or older with proof of vaccination. (MC)

TUE 5/31

Cinema/Chicago kicks off their free and weekly Summer Screenings program tonight at 6:30 PM at Chicago History Museum (1601 N. Clark) with a showing of A Girl Returned (L’Arminuta), a 2021 Italian mystery directed by Giuseppe Bonito. It’s free to attend but advance tickets through the festival website are recommended; limited seating might be available day-of. (SCJ) 

WED 6/1

“Only mystery allows us to live, only mystery,” said the great Andalusian poet and playwright Federico García Lorca. Murdered by the fascist Nationalist forces in Spain in 1936 and dumped into a mass grave (his remains have never been found), Lorca has been an avatar for many intersecting identities: Latine, gay, left-wing, and an advocate for emerging 20th-century avant-garde movements in Europe, including surrealism, symbolism, and futurism. Water People Theater celebrates his legacy with LORCA, Living the Experience, conceived and directed by artistic director Iraida Tapias. Combining the female protagonists of Lorca plays such as Yerma, Blood Wedding, and The House of Bernarda Alba with live music and multimedia (including a video mapping element involving flamenco), the piece reflects on the deeper meaning of the mystery of life and freedom that Lorca sought to embody. It runs tonight at 7 PM at Instituto Cervantes, 31 W. Ohio; tickets are $25-$35 through Eventbrite. (KR)

Is it too obvious to kick off Pride month at Berlin (954 W. Belmont)? If so, who cares—because it’s Legends of Drag night. At 7 PM, authors Devin Antheus and Harry James Hanson will celebrate the release of their new photo book, Legends of Drag, which profiles 81 performers across 16 cities. Then at 9 PM, Berlin programmer and absolute icon Lucy Stoole emcees for a lineup of Chicago all-stars featuring JoJo Baby, Maya Douglas, Honey West, and Sheri Payne. Chicago’s own legendary Chilli Pepper and Capucine Deveroux will tap in as hostesses followed by a massive dance party. Tickets are $15, and this event is only open to those 21 and over with proof of vaccination. (MC)

Once uPUN a time . . . no, sorry, I don’t want to PUNder to you, dear reader. Let’s save the PUNsibility until tonight at 8 PM (doors open at 7) when the Chicago Puntathlon makes its triumph-punt return, giving audience members free reign to dazzle each other and a panel of judges with their arsenal of dad and mom jokes. The competition will be hosted by local performer and teaching artist The Ricky Harris, and feature clown performance by Nikki Hartung and a special magic and pun-filled segment by Johnathan Koller. Rules and details for those who want to prepare (should I say PUN-pare? No, I should not) for competing are available at the event’s Facebook page; those who can take the heat but want to stay out of the kitchen are welcome to watch with a $15 entrance fee (advance tickets are available at Eventbrite). It’s hosted at the Call (1547 W. Bryn Mawr), and the evening is open to those 21 and up. (SCJ)

Crooner Andrew Sa has been in residency at Golden Dagger (2447 N. Halsted) in the last weeks, and tonight’s Lonesome Andrew’s Queer Revue is a fitting way to cap off the series and start out Pride month. Sa and his band will back up an array of guest vocalists covering songs from the pop and country canons as well as his own original music. Sa has asked performers Alex Grelle, Connie, Sophie Sputnik (Waltzer), Hawk Colman, and a few surprise guests to join him for this 8 PM show. It’s $15 and open to those 21+; advance tickets are available. (SCJ)

THU 6/2

It’s all about skateboarding today at the Gray Center (929 E. 60th). From morning to evening, they’ll be hosting different events—skate sessions, panel discussions, and refuel moments—that honor skating as a social and embodied art form, under the title The Useless Tool (Skate Sessions). Expect cameos from professional skateboarder and designer Alexis Sablone, author Kyle Beachy, and performance theorist Tina Post as well as representatives from organizations FroSkate and Natty Bwoy, Timothy Johnson, Sonnenzimmer (Nick Butcher and Nadine Nakanishi), Maxwell Neely-Cohen, Kristin Ebeling, and Every house has a door (Matthew Goulish and Lin Hixson). Everyone is encouraged to bring their boards to the event, but anyone skating must sign an Acceptance of Risk Waiver on arrival. This is free and open to all ages, and food is provided at no charge throughout the day. Check out the Gray Center’s website for the complete programming schedule. (MC)

Artist Michael Rakowitz’s new exhibition “The Monument, the Monster, and the Maquette” includes new sculpture exploring relationships between monuments and statues in American public space and public discourse and struggle; with a look toward the centuries of white supremacy and settler colonialism that have informed our collective conversation about such markers of history (especially when the tellers of that history have been subjective and unreliable). You can hear more about Rakowitz’s work and research this evening as he talks with art historian Dr. Erin L. Thompson about the hidden histories of American monuments at Rhona Hoffman gallery (1711 W. Chicago). It’s free to attend and starts at 5 PM; reservations are recommended and can be made at Tock. (SCJ)

Fans of either Shang-Chi or Kim’s Convenience are in for a treat tonight as Chinese-Canadian actor and Marvel Cinematic Universe superstar Simu Liu has a public conversation with writer Joanne Lee Molinaro tonight about acting, battling stereotypes, and writing his new memoir, We Were Dreamers. The event starts at 7:30 PM at Music Box Theatre (3733 N. Southport) and is hosted by the Chicago Humanities Festival; tickets are sold out as of this writing but you can add your name to the waitlist to be notified if a seat becomes available. (SCJ)

Life is a cabaret, and sometimes your only option is to Carry On! Chicago singer Cindy Firing and NYC-based Josephine Sanges created this show out of their friendship, cultivated while “navigating distance, disease, and duets.” Firing has won acclaim for her tribute to the late  and legendary Barbara Cook, You & I, while Sanges’s 2020 album, Finding Beauty, honored the very-much-alive (but also legendary) Ann Hampton Callaway. The two women perform 8 PM tonight and Friday at Davenport’s, 1383 N. Milwaukee; tickets are $25 with a two-drink minimum; 21+. Reservations at davenportspianobar.com. (KR)

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It is time for the Chicago White Sox to move on from Dallas KeuchelTodd Welteron May 27, 2022 at 8:48 pm

Chicago White Sox pitcher Dallas Keuchel believes he will bounce back after a second-straight start where he put his team in an early hole.

Keuchel can bounce back with another team then.

You never want to see someone lose their job. Since Keuchel is guaranteed the remaining $18 million on his deal and has a 7.88 ERA, he can be designated for assignment the moment Lance Lynn comes off the injured list.

Keuchel has had three starts this season where he has given up six or more earned runs. This is on top of the three he had last season. He had three more games last season where six or more runs were scored off of him but a couple of them were unearned because of poor defense.

Needless to say, he has not been an effective starter for a while now.

To be fair, Keuchel has had starts where the defense has failed him. Keuchel has no problem throwing the infield under the bus.

Asked about the atrocious defensive support, Keuchel said, “just when you’ve seen it all, you really haven’t” and he left it at that.

— Daryl Van Schouwen (@CST_soxvan) April 20, 2022

In the few times he has resembled the pitcher that won a Cy Young with the Houston Astros, Keuchel has still found something to complain about. He ended up getting a terse response from manager Tony La Russa regarding Keuchel’s complaints about innings.

Keuchel had a really good 2020 with a 6-2 record, a 1.99 ERA, and a 3.08 FIP. He had an amazing June last season when he posted a 2.70 ERA.

Since July 3, 2021, it has been all downhill for Keuchel.

He gave up nine home runs and posted a 6.26 ERA that month. In August, he was even worse when he walked 12 and gave up 19 earned runs. He surrendered 28 hits in 23 innings pitched. He also had a 7.43 ERA. September was not much better for Keuchel.

The Chicago White Sox front office and Keuchel were hoping 2022 would be a bounce-back season. It has yet to happen.

Opposing hitters are batting .343 with an on-base percentage of .421 and a slugging percentage of .524. His win probability added is -0.9. Right now he is a -0.4 wins above replacement player.

The Chicago White Sox offense is scuffling right now and the last thing this team needs is a pitcher that is very likely to put the Sox in an early hole.

Keuchel is a high-risk pitcher right now. Sure, he has had some decent outings but he did not exactly look dominant out there either.

The Chicago White Sox has ace Lance Lynn returning from the injured list soon. They also have Johnny Cueto pitching ten times better than Keuchel to be the fifth starter once Lynn comes back.

If the Chicago White Sox need starting pitching depth, they still have Vince Velasquez on the roster. They also have Davis Martin and Jimmy Lambert in Triple-A.

The poor numbers and the other options available mean it is time for Keuchel to be designated for assignment. Owner Jerry Reinsdorf might not like paying the remaining balance on Keuchel’s hefty deal but Keuchel does not provide a lot of bullpen value either.

Also, Keuchel could benefit from a change of scenery. He was very valuable in 2020 but now his value to the Chicago White Sox is probably playing somewhere else.

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