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There are a lot of substantive and weighty criticisms to be levied at the RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise and its global juggernaut influence over drag culture. Then there are petty ones, like mine: the series sucks at showcasing scripted camp. Nothing hushes even the most raucous, shoulder-to-shoulder packed bar viewing parties quite like the competition’s sketch challenges, wherein befuddled queens work their way through some of the worst skits ever hastily written by producers against the din of Carson Kressley yelling nebulous directions like “Bigger!”  

A Fine Feathered Murder: A Miss Marbled Mystery
Through 7/31: Thu-Sat 7:30 PM, Sun 3 PM; Chopin Theatre, 1543 W. Division, handbagproductions.org, $32 ($27 advance, $50 VIP reserved seating with drink ticket)

Those bleak segments give me a special gratitude for queens like David Cerda, whose legendary high-heeled stage presence and rafters-rattling dulcet rasp have exemplified and built upon the comedic traditions of artists like Charles Ludlam and Charles Busch in Chicago now for decades. Hell in a Handbag Productions—and its recurring stable of players, including Ed Jones, Caitlin Jackson, and Danne W. Taylor—is synonymous with witty, brash, high-quality camp comedy that stylistically weaves Hays Code Hollywood and mild-mannered late-night debauchery via fabulous male and AFAB drag performers. Those strengths are present but a bit dimmed in this Agatha Christie-style whodunit now closing out the company’s 20th season in the upstairs space at the Chopin Theatre.   

Tracking the actual goings on in A Fine Feathered Murder is akin to mapping out the plot of HBO’s Westworld, but the gist is a parody of Miss Marple/Downton Abbey/anything where the phrase “Dowager Countess” gets said a lot, plus bird puns. Murder-solving author and spinster ​Jane Marbled (Jones) and her confidante, Vivian Birdsong (Jackson), attend the Fine Feathered Ball at a cartoony, quasi-anthropomorphized wealthy poultry estate, where a villianous industry mogul (Shane Roberie) meets his end at the hands of one of a dozen-plus motivated goofballs. The ornithological setup serves as not only a volley to spike 10,000 chicken jokes (no complaints), but also to craft some inspired and really fun and feathery costume designs by Bill Morey and Beth Laske-Miller. 

There are plenty of solid laughs in director Cheryl Snodgrass’s production, including some great, wryly delivered throwback-y joke-jokes, a sight gag involving a chicken GMO’d into an eldritch horror, and Tyler Anthony Smith’s entire turn as a foppish, berries-and-cream-dandy heir who is screwing up his entire family bloodline. In a background gag—maybe the funniest onstage bit I’ve seen this year—Smith dances a burlesque-ish routine in a skintight bird suit while each foregrounded character soliloquies their anger. It’s part pageant talent show, part Lucky Horseshoe Lounge routine, and fully, brilliantly deranged. 

But manic madcap is a sprint, not a marathon, and at two hours-plus, there’s not a ton to cling to story- or character-wise that justifies that running length. Apparent line issues during opening night also kept some key scenes from taking off. Feathered Murder almost presents itself as too much of a real mystery rather than the absurdist and silly parody that it is. And while no show is defined by its venue, (I’ve no doubt that part of Hell in a Handbag’ssurvival has been its openness to adapting to different spaces) this does feel more like a 70-minute experience in a lounge or bar than a multi-act one in a traditional proscenium. At twice that length, it somehow comes out half-cocked.

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A school full of song

The four years that young adults spend in high school are widely recognized as some of the most formative (and cringeworthy) years of their lives. It’s a space where they come face to face with their insecurities on a daily basis. For many, this space is a common site for first-time struggles related to academics, identity, and sexuality. 

This is undoubtedly the case at the Charles R. Drew Prep School for the Boys, the fictional setting for the new staging of the Tony Award-nominated play Choir Boy by Steppenwolf ensemble member (and Oscar winner for best adapted screenplay for Moonlight) Tarell Alvin McCraney. The production, directed by Kent Gash, follows high school senior Pharus Young (Tyler Hardwick) and four of his peers. Together, they navigate life as young Black men attending a prestigious and painstakingly traditional boarding school. 

Choir Boy
Through 7/24: Tue-Fri 8 PM, Sat-Sun 3 and 8 PM; also Wed 7/13, 2:30 PM; Sun 7/17 and 7/24, 3 PM only; Steppenwolf Theatre, 1650 N. Halsted, 312-335-1650, steppenwolf.org, $20-$98

While the five boys are far from the best of friends, they all sing in the school choir. For Pharus in particular, choir is an essential artistic outlet, as he struggles to reconcile his queer identity with the stifling, outright homophobic environment of Drew Prep. 

McCraney’s script is sharp and poignant, allowing the cast to flourish in their respective roles as their characters bare their souls to the audience. While every Choir Boy actor shines fully in his own right, a standout performance comes from Sheldon D. Brown, who plays AJ, Pharus’s roommate. Thanks to Brown’s portrayal, AJ becomes a rock not just for Pharus, but for the entire audience as he demonstrates the invaluable nature of empathy and humor. 

McCraney’s words are only amplified by the breathtaking inclusion of a cappella gospel hymns that pay homage to historically Black traditions and struggles. Additional memorable aspects of the production include dynamic step-inspired choreography by Byron Easley and innovative set design from Arnel Sancianco. 

For far too long, many coming-of-age stories have done a poor job of centering the experiences of young Black men, especially as it relates to queerness. This is not the case for Choir Boy. McCraney’s work is a refreshing and bold take on a classic tale with grit and undeniable soul. 

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Flying feathersDan Jakeson June 30, 2022 at 1:18 pm

There are a lot of substantive and weighty criticisms to be levied at the RuPaul’s Drag Race franchise and its global juggernaut influence over drag culture. Then there are petty ones, like mine: the series sucks at showcasing scripted camp. Nothing hushes even the most raucous, shoulder-to-shoulder packed bar viewing parties quite like the competition’s sketch challenges, wherein befuddled queens work their way through some of the worst skits ever hastily written by producers against the din of Carson Kressley yelling nebulous directions like “Bigger!”  

A Fine Feathered Murder: A Miss Marbled Mystery
Through 7/31: Thu-Sat 7:30 PM, Sun 3 PM; Chopin Theatre, 1543 W. Division, handbagproductions.org, $32 ($27 advance, $50 VIP reserved seating with drink ticket)

Those bleak segments give me a special gratitude for queens like David Cerda, whose legendary high-heeled stage presence and rafters-rattling dulcet rasp have exemplified and built upon the comedic traditions of artists like Charles Ludlam and Charles Busch in Chicago now for decades. Hell in a Handbag Productions—and its recurring stable of players, including Ed Jones, Caitlin Jackson, and Danne W. Taylor—is synonymous with witty, brash, high-quality camp comedy that stylistically weaves Hays Code Hollywood and mild-mannered late-night debauchery via fabulous male and AFAB drag performers. Those strengths are present but a bit dimmed in this Agatha Christie-style whodunit now closing out the company’s 20th season in the upstairs space at the Chopin Theatre.   

Tracking the actual goings on in A Fine Feathered Murder is akin to mapping out the plot of HBO’s Westworld, but the gist is a parody of Miss Marple/Downton Abbey/anything where the phrase “Dowager Countess” gets said a lot, plus bird puns. Murder-solving author and spinster ​Jane Marbled (Jones) and her confidante, Vivian Birdsong (Jackson), attend the Fine Feathered Ball at a cartoony, quasi-anthropomorphized wealthy poultry estate, where a villianous industry mogul (Shane Roberie) meets his end at the hands of one of a dozen-plus motivated goofballs. The ornithological setup serves as not only a volley to spike 10,000 chicken jokes (no complaints), but also to craft some inspired and really fun and feathery costume designs by Bill Morey and Beth Laske-Miller. 

There are plenty of solid laughs in director Cheryl Snodgrass’s production, including some great, wryly delivered throwback-y joke-jokes, a sight gag involving a chicken GMO’d into an eldritch horror, and Tyler Anthony Smith’s entire turn as a foppish, berries-and-cream-dandy heir who is screwing up his entire family bloodline. In a background gag—maybe the funniest onstage bit I’ve seen this year—Smith dances a burlesque-ish routine in a skintight bird suit while each foregrounded character soliloquies their anger. It’s part pageant talent show, part Lucky Horseshoe Lounge routine, and fully, brilliantly deranged. 

But manic madcap is a sprint, not a marathon, and at two hours-plus, there’s not a ton to cling to story- or character-wise that justifies that running length. Apparent line issues during opening night also kept some key scenes from taking off. Feathered Murder almost presents itself as too much of a real mystery rather than the absurdist and silly parody that it is. And while no show is defined by its venue, (I’ve no doubt that part of Hell in a Handbag’ssurvival has been its openness to adapting to different spaces) this does feel more like a 70-minute experience in a lounge or bar than a multi-act one in a traditional proscenium. At twice that length, it somehow comes out half-cocked.

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A school full of songMelissa Renee Perryon June 30, 2022 at 1:02 pm

The four years that young adults spend in high school are widely recognized as some of the most formative (and cringeworthy) years of their lives. It’s a space where they come face to face with their insecurities on a daily basis. For many, this space is a common site for first-time struggles related to academics, identity, and sexuality. 

This is undoubtedly the case at the Charles R. Drew Prep School for the Boys, the fictional setting for the new staging of the Tony Award-nominated play Choir Boy by Steppenwolf ensemble member (and Oscar winner for best adapted screenplay for Moonlight) Tarell Alvin McCraney. The production, directed by Kent Gash, follows high school senior Pharus Young (Tyler Hardwick) and four of his peers. Together, they navigate life as young Black men attending a prestigious and painstakingly traditional boarding school. 

Choir Boy
Through 7/24: Tue-Fri 8 PM, Sat-Sun 3 and 8 PM; also Wed 7/13, 2:30 PM; Sun 7/17 and 7/24, 3 PM only; Steppenwolf Theatre, 1650 N. Halsted, 312-335-1650, steppenwolf.org, $20-$98

While the five boys are far from the best of friends, they all sing in the school choir. For Pharus in particular, choir is an essential artistic outlet, as he struggles to reconcile his queer identity with the stifling, outright homophobic environment of Drew Prep. 

McCraney’s script is sharp and poignant, allowing the cast to flourish in their respective roles as their characters bare their souls to the audience. While every Choir Boy actor shines fully in his own right, a standout performance comes from Sheldon D. Brown, who plays AJ, Pharus’s roommate. Thanks to Brown’s portrayal, AJ becomes a rock not just for Pharus, but for the entire audience as he demonstrates the invaluable nature of empathy and humor. 

McCraney’s words are only amplified by the breathtaking inclusion of a cappella gospel hymns that pay homage to historically Black traditions and struggles. Additional memorable aspects of the production include dynamic step-inspired choreography by Byron Easley and innovative set design from Arnel Sancianco. 

For far too long, many coming-of-age stories have done a poor job of centering the experiences of young Black men, especially as it relates to queerness. This is not the case for Choir Boy. McCraney’s work is a refreshing and bold take on a classic tale with grit and undeniable soul. 

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Native tonguesIrene Hsiaoon June 30, 2022 at 1:39 pm

The grounds are defined by meandering turns of grass and dirt, a rainfall of lightbulbs, a shining blue curve that sometimes picks up projections and reflections of what might be ghosts or clouds, and a dotted line made of glass bottles of water. Amid these clear and reflective surfaces, natural elements and their simulations curbed and contained, stands Madeline Fielding Sayet, Acokayis. Named for Fidelia Fielding/Flying Bird/Jeets Bodernasha, the last fluent speaker of the Mohegan language, and renamed Acokayis, “blackbird,” Sayet has been tasked from every saying of her name to contemplate this language and its loss. 

Where We Belong
Through 7/24: Wed-Thu 7:30 PM, Fri 8 PM, Sat 2 and 8 PM, Sun 2 PM; also Sun 7/3, 7:30 PM, Tue 7/12, 7:30 PM, and Thu 7/21, 2 PM; touch tour and audio-described performance Sun 7/7, 2 PM (touch tour at 12:30 PM); Spanish subtitles Fri 7/15, 8 PM; ASL interpretation Sat 7/23, 2 PM; open captions Sun 7/24, 2 PM; Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn, 312-443-3800, goodmantheatre.org, $15-$45

Where We Belong, written and performed by Sayet, directed by Mei Ann Teo, with production design by Hao Bai, presents Sayet as Sayet, a descendant of Uncas, “known historically (to the colonizers) as ‘friend of the English,’” who enabled the survival of the Mohegans by allying with the invading enemies in an effort to make peace. 

Sayet walks a similar line in her story, in which she begins as a PhD student studying Shakespeare in England. She travels back in time to her adolescent discovery of escape and belonging in the world of the Bard, when “to be Native in CT, is basically to be told every day that you don’t exist, and decide whether or not today’s the day it’s worth fighting about.” (“Sooooo, you think you’re a white person now?” says her mother before sending her to confront her teachers with a history it pains all parties to remember.) And yet, to forget is the greatest pain: to learn your own language from a dictionary and never to speak it natively; to find your ancestors jumbled in a crude catalog of the British Museum’s collection of 12,000 human remains (not counting hair); to be represented as an artifact, a curiosity, a mocking stereotype in redface, or not at all; to stand on the border of your own land and wonder if the law will allow you to enter. All these are confronted with humor and sadness in Sayet’s story.

Sayet speaks throughout with urgency, rapt with a need to recite the words that otherwise may be lost and keep speaking a language that she says may make her a madwoman to us, just as Flying Bird continued to speak her language though there were no longer any living listeners. The lights stay on in the house throughout the performance, and though we listeners sit beneath the stage, she addresses the air above us—perhaps in defiance of the unnatural border of the stage and what it creates of the human before us making an art of her own story.“My career began—because I created a show—that asked: What would happen if Caliban could get his language back?” she says. “Would anyone have cared about those Mohegan words—if they didn’t come from Caliban?”

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The Chicago Bulls should prioritize these 3 free agents above allRyan Heckmanon June 30, 2022 at 1:00 pm

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The time has come for NBA free agency to officially open up, and the Chicago Bulls will have plenty of work to do.

The first order of business should not take long, as multiple reports have stated the Bulls are set to lock up Zach LaVine on a max contract extension. As soon as the clock hits 6PM ET, the Bulls will meet with LaVine to hammer out a deal.

As soon as we’re all assured LaVine stays in Chicago, then the real fun begins. The Bulls have a few needs this offseason in terms of free agent possibilities, and could also look to pull off a trade or two.

Chicago will have a couple of tools at their disposal, as well, in order to fill out their roster and add some veteran talent.

The Chicago Bulls are set up well to add talent when the NBA Free Agency period officially opens up.

One of those tools is a $10 million mid-level exception, which they can use on a free agent. This is a huge advantage to hold, especially when looking at some of the Bulls’ needs.

Marc Eversley and Arturas Karnisovas are prioritizing finding another rim protector to back up Nikola Vucevic, first and foremost. The team is also in need of some three-point shooting, ideally coming from the wing.

Another option the Bulls have is to trade Coby White, and they could choose to use their $5 million trade exception in that deal also.

As rumors and reports continue to fly, the Bulls should be prioritizing a few select names after signing LaVine. There are three players, in particular, who would fit very well in Chicago.

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Which NBA front office should you run? Take our quiz to find out!on June 30, 2022 at 2:25 pm

Walk into an NBA front office in 2022, and you won’t have to go far before you spot a treatise on management theory resting on a bookshelf. Concepts like organizational culture and asset management have taken hold. League executives devote a lot of thought into forming an identity for their basketball operations shops.

The NBA might still be an exceptional business in which winners and losers are decided on a literal playing field, but it has never been more like other multibillion-dollar enterprises. Squint hard enough, and the cubicle farm in that NBA front office could just as easily be in Silicon Valley, if you got rid of the thundersticks and bobbleheads resting on the desks.

The NBA’s 30 front offices are every bit as stylistically diverse as the teams on the court. Some lead execs like to run set plays in a highly structured offense, while others prefer to read and react.

The Oklahoma City Thunder‘s front office will pore over small details that would never enter the consciousness of the Boston Celtics, who think in terms of decades. The Los Angeles Lakers cherish tradition, whereas the Phoenix Suns are explicit in their distrust of it. Decisions big and small are made at the very top of the Miami Heat‘s organizational hierarchy, but in Golden State, consensus is built in a more collaborative process (though owner Joe Lacob is still the boss).

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Most fans, at one time or another, imagine how they’d perform the job of general manager of their favorite team. That exercise usually begins and ends with whom they would’ve drafted in the first round last week, or which deal they’d execute in ESPN’s Trade Machine.

But the high-profile transactions that dominate the chatter are just a small slice of the portfolio. The job isn’t swashbuckler or dealmaker — it’s basketball CEO. Anyone interested in the job must be able to answer the following questions: What kind of people do you value in an organization? Apart from player salaries, where do you want to spend your finite budget? How much disagreement can you honestly tolerate? What’s the best way to manage an unhappy superstar or temperamental owner? How do you assess risk? When the true, make-or-break-the-franchise decisions are on the line, how do you gather the information to make the call? Or is information overrated when you trust your gut instincts?

That’s where you come in! While you’re waiting — or doomscrolling — for the next big signing or trade to drop, take our quiz. We’ve done the work for you, canvassing the league to come up with six teams that possess distinct managerial styles and principles: the Los Angeles Lakers, Miami Heat, Boston Celtics, Oklahoma City Thunder, Phoenix Suns and Golden State Warriors.

So which front office should you run? Take our quiz to find out.

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Mo Bamba is a perfect match for the Chicago Bulls in free agencyJosh De Lucaon June 30, 2022 at 12:00 pm

The NBA offseason is in full swing. With trades being finalized and rumors going around, it’s safe to say that every team has something to look forward too. The Chicago Bulls have already been linked to multiple names in free agency with Mo Bamba being the most recent.

Bamba, a first-round pick in 2018, averaged 10.6 points, 8.1 rebounds, and 1.7 blocks per game last season with the Orlando Magic. Bamba put up these numbers while only playing 25 minutes a game.

Last season is the first in which Bamba was the designated starter for the Magic. He started in 69 of the possible 82 games. In his previous 3 years combined, Bamba only started a total of 6 games.

A lot of Bamba’s early struggles were due to injuries and scheme fit. For the first 3 seasons in Orlando, current Bulls center Nikola Vucevic was the starting center. At the time, Vucevic was the best player on the Magic, earning multiple All-Star appearances.

Due to this All-Star level play in front of him, Bamba only saw around 14-16 minutes a game in the first few years in the NBA.

However, the slow start could be a positive for the Bulls. Because Bamba has only started 75 games in his NBA career, he won’t be out of the Bulls price range. It would be a lot cheaper to bring Bamba in this offseason, rather than trying to trade young assets for a more established player.

On top of being cost-efficient, Bamba perfectly fits the Bulls’ needs. Last season, they ranked 22nd in opponent points in the paint per game. The Bulls defense wasn’t great as a whole but a solid rim protector is the Bulls biggest need.

In addition to being an immediate impact on the defensive end, Bamba showed he can be a force on offense as well. Last season, he shot 38.1% from deep.

Percentage-wise, this puts him in an elite group of NBA centers. His combination of length on the defensive end and shooting on offense makes Bamba an ideal center for the Bulls.

The first thing the Bulls need to figure out is what they are going to do with Nikola Vucevic. It’s been rumored that the Bulls are shopping him this offseason. This decision could very well determine what happens with Mo Bamba.

The Chicago Bulls should strongly consider Mo Bamba in free agency right now.

Either way, Bamba would be a great addition. Last year in Orlando, Bamba started alongside former Bull Wendell Carter Jr. Although both Bamba and Carter are both centers, they both started and complimented each others games well.

The same can be done in Chicago. Billy Donovan is an experienced head coach who could make a Bamba and Vucevic frontcourt work.

Vucevic is a known post player who can create his own shot down low. Bamba is completely the opposite. His game revolves around the catch and shoot game rather than setting up in the paint.

If Vucevic does in fact leave Chicago, the center position would be up for grabs and Bamba would be a cheap and reliable option.

The Bulls did make some big strides last season but it’s obvious that nobody is satisfied. With most of the struggles coming from the defensive side of the ball, Mo Bamba could be the missing piece for the Bulls. With all the firepower that the Bulls already have, adding Bamba would just be like adding gas to the fire.

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This prominent ESPN analyst likes the Blackhawks new coachVincent Pariseon June 30, 2022 at 11:00 am

Everyone is going to have an opinion on the new coaching situation for the Chicago Blackhawks with Luke Richardson named as the guy. He seems to have a resume worthy of getting an NHL opportunity with a team in the shoes that the Blackhawks find themselves in.

Richardson is not expected to come in this year and win them the Stanley Cup. However, as a rebuilding team, he is expected to come in and help them groom some young talent into good NHL players.

One person who is excellent at giving opinions on NHL hockey is John Buccigross of ESPN. The man known as Bucci went on the Bardown: Talking Hockey podcast on Wednesday and spoke on the matter. He seems to like the new hire by the Chicago Blackhawks.

Bucci talked about Richardson as a high-character guy and mentioned the fact that this team is self admittedly in a five-year rebuild. He was sure to note that it is a long time to be rebuilding. He also mentioned the idea of some high-end players getting traded at some point.

He sounded pessimistic about Richardson being the head coach when they are ready to win but then admitted that it is certainly possible. That is something that is interesting to hear about. It was also nice to hear a hockey personality like that talk about Chicago’s team.

John Buccigross seems to think that the Chicago Blackhawks have a good head coach.

Hockey made its return to ESPN in 2021-22. The Blackhawks were very bad so they didn’t get on as much as they would have liked but that will happen soon enough. We know what this market becomes for hockey when the Hawks are good.

They have to hope that the head coach is able to do a good job developing the players provided to him. It might be a weak roster outside of the young kinds so it is extremely important to get them going.

They also don’t have a very good farm system which is something they are going to have to build up over the next few years.

If they can build that back up and Richardson can do a good job developing the talent that comes through, this could turn around just a little bit quicker than expected. As of right now, if Bucci likes this move, Blackhawks fans should too.

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The ‘we’re saying it out loud’ edition of The Month in Review

The ‘we’re saying it out loud’ edition of The Month in Review

We’ve reached the final day of June. Can you believe this year is halfway over? I swear it was January a few days ago, right? Anyway, it’s that time again to look at the absurdities that occurred over the sixth month of the year.

June was dominated by news about abortion and gun rights. It’s 2022 in America; what else would you expect? When you deal with such volatile issues as these, you can expect people to have a wide range of opinions. Some are sane, normal and rational. Others are so far out there and strange that you can’t believe they came out of someone’s mouth.

It used to be people on the fringe would keep their ideas to themselves. It was better for them that way. It helped them fit into regular society. But, welcome to 2022 where apparently anything goes.

And in June 2022, they kicked it up more than a notch. So let’s take a peek at the crap people in the news felt they needed to say to the world. Here’s the We’re Saying It Out Loud edition of The Month in Review:

We start in Chicago where our embattled Mayor, Lori Lightfoot, is running for re-election. Challengers are coming out of the woodwork because they know she’s vulnerable. They’re all male. Big surprise, right? Lori’s reaction, “Another day, another man who thinks he can do the job better than me.” Hey Lori, it’s not only men who think that. It’s everybody. Maybe Rahm will come back and run again? Hmmm…Lori vs Rahm? Who ya got…and death or leaving the city is not an option. Oh yeah, Lori’s not done. More from her later.

Arizona is well-known for its radical conservatism. I know it’s hard to believe but it’s become much worse in the almost sixty years since Barry Goldwater. Hell, Goldwater would be a RINO today.

Blake Masters is a Republican running for the U.S. Senate. He was asked about mass shootings in America. His response was, “It’s Black people, frankly.” I guess no one will ever call Blake a RINO.

Ron Johnson is the current Senator from Wisconsin. He’s best known for his trip to Moscow on the 4th of July. Truly an American patriot! Ron is up for re-election this November. Usually, politicians in that position try to stay out of any type of controversy. Not Ron. Not in 2022.

When he was asked about waiting periods in the new gun safety bill he replied, “Before we pass anything new. let’s enforce the laws we have. Let’s start with Hunter Biden.” Can you guess how Ronnie voted on the gun safety bill that became law this month?

Mary Miller is a first-term congressperson representing southeast Illinois. She’s all in on the Maga movement and the stolen election. Early in her term, she let us know that Hitler had a good idea when it came to the youth. When it comes to guns and abortion, you know Mary would have to let us know what she thinks.

After the shooting in Texas, Mary got on the mental health, not guns bandwagon. She let us know the real reason it happened, “We have a mental health problem because the Democrats took God out of school.”

As if that wasn’t enough, Mary chimed in about the Supreme Court decision on Roe V Wade. At a Saturday night rally where she was endorsed for re-election by the former twice-indicted president, Mary thanked him, “President Trump, on behalf of all the MAGA patriots in America, I want to thank you for the historic victory for WHITE LIFE in the Supreme Court yesterday,”

Naturally, her campaign tried to walk it back, but it’s hard to get much sympathy when you already have a reputation as a Hitler supporter.

Remember Sarah Sanders? She is best known for being the press secretary to president number forty-five. It’s hard to forget someone who lied to the press and the public on a daily basis. Sarah is now running for Governor of Arkansas. Naturally, she has her own views on guns and abortions. Naturally, she was able to combine them into one sentence, “Kids in Arkansas will be as safe in the womb as they are in school.”

You’d think that would be enough for one month, right? Oh yeah, Lori Lightfoot decided to put an exclamation point on the month with her comment at the Pride Parade about the Supreme Court, “Fuck Clarence Thomas!

The funny thing is how so many of her opponents were outraged by her language. I’m far from Lori’s biggest fan. I most likely will vote for anyone besides her. But, in this case, I’m in total solidarity with her. Say it loud! Say it proud; “FUCK CLARENCE THOMAS!!”

That’s it for June. Quite the month. I can’t wait to see what July brings. See you then,

Related Post: The Ron DeSantis edition of The Month in Review

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