The Quark In The Road
A limerick on demand

Author’s note: The following limerick is a response to a comment (and a challenge) from the inimitable “jack”.
A flatulent fellow from Queens
Used to live on a diet of beans.
Last summer the heat
Got so bad that his seat
Detonated into smithereens.
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