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Riding the wave of the CrocsMegan Kirbyon July 11, 2022 at 4:34 pm

The first time I tried on a pair of Crocs, I was in study hall. This kid named Marlin slid them off and told me I had to give them a go. Marlin wasn’t known for his sartorial choices. He liked to wear thick white socks with flip-flops; the thong wedged into the cotton between his toes. But curiosity got the best of me, so I slid the Crocs on. The sweat left over from Marlin’s bare feet lubricated the plastic against my own skin, and I felt nothing but repulsion. It was a no for me. But it turns out Marlin was just ahead of the times.

Now, more than ten years after I graduated from high school, I think Crocs are the coolest. I have multiple pairs, and I pine for more. And I am not alone in this. These days Crocs show up in paparazzi photos of Post Malone and on Balenciaga runways. Since the genesis of Crocs in 2001, the wearers of these clunky plastic clogs have shifted from clueless vacation dads to TikTok fashion girlies. What used to be corny is cool—and what’s cool to people is always arbitrary. All I want right now are big comfy shoes that look like cartoons.

Once, I had a friend with a Wrangler explain the “Jeep wave” to me—a two-finger salute that Jeep drivers share when they pass each other by. My buddy was embarrassed by Jeep culture, and pretended to never see the bros gesturing through their wide front windows. I’ve found a similar camaraderie among Crocs wearers, but I am not ashamed at all. When I am wearing Crocs, and I compliment a stranger who is wearing Crocs, we simply have the time of our lives. We talk about the pairs we have, the pairs we want, the sort of innate goofiness that accompanies wearing shoes that are objectively pretty ugly.

It’s funny how owning certain things promotes this sense of community. Do PT Cruiser pilots have an arcane handshake? Do Converse wearers share secret glances? (I’ll never know—my feet are too wide for Converse.) To me, it seems like joining the Crocs club comes with a special kind of energy. Conversations with fellow Crocs freaks take place in the narrow valley between being in on the joke and not making a joke at all.

The tiny charms that plug into the holes in Crocs are called “Jibbitz.” We have not yet licensed a backwards “R” Chicago Reader charm, though it would be cute. Credit: Megan Kirby

And if our conversation lasts long enough, I get to ask if they’ve been to the Crocs shop on State Street: a smorgasbord of options, in every color you could ever name. The single storefront contains enough plastic to ensure the death of our planet, and my god, I need that lime green pair in the window. They also offer an obscene amount of Jibbitz (which are the charms that one can plug into a Crocs’s holes). Weed leaves and Diet Coke cans and a little propeller cap where the propeller actually spins—you name it, they’ve got a Jibbitz version of it. Whenever I hear someone say “Jibbitz” out loud, I feel like I should call the police.

I am not breaking brave new ground by declaring that Crocs are cool. They’ve been en vogue for a while, and I’m just riding that wave. But I feel inspired by their evolution, because the shoe itself never actually changed. It’s like the Ugly Duckling stayed homely but got way better at personal branding. It makes me think about the rapid movement of the trend cycles. One minute, you’re at the top, and the next, you’re in the gutter. Seeing the shift in public response to this one pair of absurd plastic clogs makes me see how pointless it is to try and keep up anyway. Better to focus on your own style, and cherry-pick the trends when they fit.

When I was in my 20s, I liked to try to be the coolest girl in the room. I don’t regret doing this. Sure, it could feel a little shallow, but it was very fun. It was also a ton of work to keep track of what other people thought was fashionable, and measure myself against those judgments. Now that I’m firmly in my 30s, I can see that being cool doesn’t have to be a competition. Lately, it feels more like a little game I play by myself. Crocs are in right now. Maybe in a few years, they’ll be on the outs. But I don’t feel trapped by these cycles anymore. I’d rather pick the fashions that fit my body and my style, and trust that if I think they’re hip, others can be convinced.

I just bought a pair of giant, white, orthopedic New Balances. They are decidedly corny, but I am at a point in my life where it’s necessary to launch arch support into the trend cycle. The other day, a man in his mid-60s got on the bus wearing the exact same shoes as me. We didn’t exchange any secret handshakes or covert nods, but I think we both knew: we’re just ahead of the zeitgeist.  


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Chicago Blackhawks are buying out two of their NHL playersVincent Pariseon July 11, 2022 at 4:24 pm

The Chicago Blackhawks are clearly emptying the tank. Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane are still there which makes things exciting but the Hawks are resetting the whole thing. They also have Seth Jones who might be hard to trade but you never know.

Right before or at the 2022 NHL Draft, they traded away Alex DeBrincat and Kirby Dach for draft picks. Kyle Davidson is clearly a man with a plan that wants to shake things up for his new team. The next phase of his plan is beginning.

On Monday, it became clear that the Hawks were placing both Henrik Borgstrom and Brett Connoly on waivers for the purpose of a buyout. They are clearly trying to get rid of any contracts that don’t (or won’t) help their team in the long term.

It isn’t that surprising to hear it about Connoly as he is a 30-year-old player that hasn’t aged past his 20s gracefully. He also hasn’t been very healthy in recent years, making him a hard player to pay.

CHI has Borgstrom and Connolly on waivers for buyout purposes

— Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) July 11, 2022

The Chicago Blackhawks are cutting ties with a lot of different players right now.

In the case of Henrik Borgstrom, however, it is a bit interesting to see this move. He was a first-round draft pick by a Florida Panthers team that has done a great job developing picks like that in recent memory. He is a highly-skilled forward that is still only 24 years old.

The Hawks are going to be so bad in 2022-23 that you would think that they give him a chance to play a lot and see what they have in him. Unfortunately, that isn’t going to be the case for him as they have apparently seen enough.

Part of this could be because of the recapture penalty that they are being given because of Duncan Keith’s retirement. A 5-plus million dollar cap hit will hit them in 2022-23 and a 1-plus million hit will get them the following year.

It isn’t that devastating because they are rebuilding but they clearly need to make some moves like this in order to get a full roster iced next year. Seeing these two go isn’t all that fun (especially the young Borgstrom) but Davidson clearly sees it as a necessary move.

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Why No Late-Night Talk Show on Fox?

Why No Late-Night Talk Show on Fox?

Stephen Colbert. James Corden. Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers. Trevor Noah. All hosts of popular late night talk shows, fur of which sparkle on major networks. What do they have in common? Live audiences. Famously respected guests. Progressive politics. And, oh, yes, they’re funny.

What’s missing from the lineup? Fox, the only major network, a talk show. Why, when the opportunity to parry the thrust of progressive late night and highjack a chunk of viewers, is Fox MIA. An answer, in two words:

Labor shortage.

Conservatives–especially those inextricably wedged inside the Trumpist cohort of of drooling dullards –are largely devoid of wit. And I’m betting that Fox honchos won’t find the job description “Standup Comic” listed on Indeed.com. Could they possibly scrape up any candidates themselves? Lemme see:

How about right-wing comic Dennis Miller. I think not. After his hire as a regular on Monday Night Football long ago, Miller’s pretentious, overbearing playbook of artificial acid comedy repelled so many viewers the network, as I recall, sacked him after a rookie season rife with fumbles and incompletions.

What about P.J. O’Rourke? Sorry, former dittoheads, he exited the planet months ago. Besides, as he demonstrated on his infrequent appearances of PBS radio’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, he was exposed as a humorist who wasn’t very humorous. Why was he invited back as a panelist? My guess is that public radio–in a vain stab evenhandedness –could only dredge up one conservative who identified himself as a pretty funny guy. I seem to recall how often –when he flexed his scrawny wit in an feeble try at punching out a quip–a soundless, glacial pall shrouded over the studio audience –a snowdrift of embarrassment.

Any other late night show candidates for Fox? Sorry, I for one can’t think of a one.

What’s more, even Fox could rustle up a host (one who would surely be monumentally adequate at best), they’d find themselves in a desperate pickle, hopelessly wanting for guests. A sad Fox fix. While all of the current talk shows can draw from a wide and deep reservoir of talented, quick-witted guests celebrated in the arts, entertainment, journalism, etc., any Fox late night show could only ladle from a a shallow, stagnant pool the approximate dimensions of a pneumatic backyard kiddie pool.

Bottom line: Any threat of Fox ever launching a competitive conservative-based late-night comedy talk show is, well, a joke.

In fact, the only recent joke i can I can conjure rising out of recent MAGA rhetoric is the appeal of January 6 flagpole-wielding insurrectionist ex-cop Thomas Webster, who, after a jury found him guilty on five counts, tried to peddle to the judge the farfetched argument that the flagpole cannot be classified as a legitimate; hence three counts should be counted out. All this in the face of Jan. 6 footage showing Webster transmuting his flagpole into a lethal weapon

Ir was after reading about Webster’s baseless plea that I set afloat the daydream of being the judge rendering the appeal decision. I even wrote a script for it. To wit:

“Borrowing from a tired adbiz trope, I ran your plea up the flagpole to see if anyone would salute , and my decision –with respect to shortening the number of counts in your particular sentencing– is this:

Webster’s? Unabridged!

Epilogue: After allowing the draft of this blog to marinate overnight, I appended onto my daydream a slightly arch denouement . It involved a clip of my adjudication showing up on the Tucker Carlson show. I then imagined the witless pundit casting a punitive glower at the footage, then sputtering, “That’s not funny”.

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Enjoy all the things you love about summer with a little help from your local grocer. This summer the Dill Pickle Food Co-op is offering a series of free food demos, cooking classes, and much more. Take your taste buds on tour and learn how to take advantage of all of our favorite seasonal produce to make the most of your meals this Chicago summer.

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Summer Fun at your Local Community-Owned Grocery StoreChicago Readeron July 11, 2022 at 2:37 pm

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‘You see his dominance already’: James Wiseman highlights a weekend of NBA summer league buzzon July 11, 2022 at 3:15 pm

The first weekend of Las Vegas Summer League is in the books, and the NBA hasn’t disappointed. Paolo Banchero and Jabari Smith Jr. kicked things off with a highly anticipated meeting between the lottery draft picks.

No. 2 overall pick Chet Holmgren carried his momentum from Utah into Saturday’s 90-88 Oklahoma City Thunder loss to the Houston Rockets, while several other rookies have delivered big performances. But the newbies aren’t the only ones who stole the show.

Golden State Warriors center James Wiseman made his return from a torn meniscus in his right knee that has sidelined him since April 2021.

Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James didn’t need to be on the court to leave an impression, as he took in his team’s matchup with the Phoenix Suns courtside, while new coach Darvin Ham addressed the team’s future.

Brooklyn Nets guards Kyrie Irving and Ben Simmons also watched the action from Vegas as the NBA world waits for the Nets to decide on their future.

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What’s next for Wiseman and the Warriors?

Wiseman made his summer league debut Sunday — a highly anticipated and important moment for the Warriors’ offseason.

In his first game since March — when he spent time in the G League — Wiseman finished with 11 points on 5-of-7 shooting, two rebounds and two blocks in 19 minutes.

As Wiseman made his way into the locker room after the game, he was greeted by a standing ovation from his teammates.

“I’ve been through a lot of hard times. To see everyone rooting for me, it’s a great feeling,” Wiseman said.

There were a lot of questions surrounding Wiseman’s availability and why he didn’t play in the California Classic, or the first game in Las Vegas.

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According to Warriors summer league head coach Jama Mahlalela, the decision for Wiseman to play Sunday — the Warriors’ second summer league game — instead of their first was based on the time table the training staff planned.

Trainers wanted Wiseman to log a certain amount of time in the gym before being exposed to the public, Mahlalela told ESPN. And that predetermined the date he’d be allowed to play.

The Warriors also wanted to make sure Wiseman was as confident as possible before he took to the court, a source said.

Now that Wiseman has a game under his belt, the Warriors can start to plan out how they want to use him next season alongside Kevon Looney.

“There’s no doubt you see his dominance already,” Mahlalela told ESPN. “He’s a screen setter and a roller, and the Warriors haven’t had a dynamic roller for many years. I think that’s an opportunity for us to change our game a little.”

“Defensively, it is about rim protection. And he’s a huge human being,” Mahlalela said. “The more we can get him to be a great off-ball, weakside defender and be able to alter or change or rim protect, it’s a simple package for him.”

The Warriors hope by the start of August they will have an even clearer idea of how they want to use Wiseman.

Unlike his rookie season, when the Warriors threw the center into more playing time, they won’t give him free rein to start out. They are emphasizing the need for him to master the fundamentals first.

But simply having him play a game in Las Vegas is a step in that direction. And it helped both Wiseman and the Warriors get the weight of his return off their shoulders.

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What happens in Brooklyn …

The drama that surrounds the Nets never really stops.

The latest chapter in the soap opera came over the weekend as both Simmons and Irving made appearances inside the Thomas & Mack Center at summer league. The fact that Simmons — who hasn’t played in over a year as he recovers from back surgery and mental health concerns — watched the Nets play Friday and Sunday, while Irving, who recently picked up a player option worth over $36 million but is the subject of trade speculation, watched a game between the Detroit Pistons and the Washington Wizards on Saturday night only heightened the organization intrigue.

The fact both players did this as a gym full of fans and league executives tried to figure out where Brooklyn’s star Kevin Durant will play next season made the past few days even stranger.

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In the short term, none of the main characters in the Nets’ ongoing saga want to discuss things publicly. Simmons declined comment Sunday but appeared to be in good spirits while joking with reporters. The same goes for Nets general manager Sean Marks, who maintains a friendly demeanor while being repeatedly asked about Durant’s future.

For their part, the Nets’ young summer league team is trying to take it all in stride. Second-year guard Cam Thomas said he remains in contact with Irving, and no matter what might happen in the future, “that will still be my guy, my brother.”

Thomas isn’t concerned about whether Irving shows up to watch the summer Nets play in Vegas.

“That’s on him, but I don’t really care,” Thomas said. “He can come watch, he don’t have to, I’m going to still do my thing. I’m still going to play. It doesn’t matter who’s watching. That’s his choice.”

Nets guard David Duke Jr. said he appreciated Simmons being in Vegas to watch the young Nets, but he isn’t paying attention to all the storylines surrounding his team. He has made sure that people in his inner circle aren’t asking him questions about it all either.

“All the people that have my number are my close friends, my family,” Duke said. “They don’t really care about that stuff, so they let me do my thing and that’s all that really matters to be honest.”

The only thing that most in the gym agreed upon over the weekend in regard to the Nets’ predicament is they don’t think a potential Durant deal will happen any time soon. But as has been the case all year in Brooklyn, it’s always best to expect the unexpected. The Nets remain on top of a news cycle that shows no signs of ending soon.

— Nick Friedell

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Brian Windhorst explains why the Nets’ expectations for a Kevin Durant trade have slowed down the trade process.

Pelicans’ Grand Theft Alvarado

A year ago at summer league, New Orleans Pelicans guard Jose Alvarado was on a two-way contract and didn’t even start for the team in any of its five summer league games — playing the ninth-most minutes on the team.

Slowly but surely, however, Alvarado carved out his place on the NBA scene. He fought for minutes and took advantage of absences during the year to cement himself in the Pelicans’ rotation, and by the playoffs he was going toe to toe with one of the greatest point guards of all time in Chris Paul while earning himself a full NBA contract.

Alvarado carried that momentum into the offseason when he joined the Puerto Rican national team during the most recent FIBA qualifying round, which included an eight-point loss to the United States and a 10-point victory over Mexico. Alvarado was Puerto Rico’s leading scorer in both games.

The fan favorite said he found it jarring to be walking around with former NBA player and Puerto Rican native Carlos Arroyo or former NBA point guard Mike Bibby, and people would want to take pictures with just him.

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“I’m like, ‘Do y’all know who this is?'” Alvarado said.

Because of the national team experience, Alvarado, who is listed on the Pelicans’ 2022 summer league roster, took the first night off and enjoyed watching from the sidelines with his New Orleans teammates.

“I just want to keep building for myself,” Alvarado said. “This is my little legacy. I can tell my kids I did it my way. I didn’t have to pretend and be nobody else. I just did it Jose way. This whole summer has been great.”

Alvarado’s presence has also been felt in AAU gyms across the country as everyone tries to pull off his patented sneaky steal in which he hides on the baseline after a made basket or change of possession and sprints down an unsuspecting defender as they are bringing the ball up the court.

Coaches from all over have talked about how they’ve seen kids trying to pull it off, and it’s something Alvarado gets a kick out of.

“Everybody is telling me you got everybody doing that,” Alvarado said. “It’s cool, man. It never gets old to me. Even coming here and sitting with all these guys that have been in the league and them coming up to me and showing love, it’ll never get old to me. For the AAU prospects, just keep doing it. Make me look good. Hopefully they doing it the right way.”

By the way, what’s the steal called?

“I gotta figure that one out,” he said. “I gotta think about that one.”

The leader in the clubhouse: Grand Theft Alvarado.

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The Chicago White Sox need a winning stretch of baseballTodd Welteron July 11, 2022 at 12:00 pm

The Chicago White Sox cannot maintain any consistency this season. That is one reason they are one of the most disappointing teams in baseball.

They are two games under .500 and sit behind the Minnesota Twins and Cleveland Guardians in the AL Central Division. This was a team predicted by many to run away with the division.

Instead, a mix of injuries, poor defense, inconsistent pitching/hitting, bad base running, and suspect coaching have dug the White Sox a hole that they may not be able to get out from.

When the Sox struggled through the first three months of the season, one of the reasons for optimism was that it was still early.

Now, we are past the halfway point of the year and the All-Star break is fast approaching. The Sox still sit below .500 so the “it’s early in the season” excuse is now out the window.

While the Chicago White Sox have trudged through this season, thankfully they are still in the AL Central Division. They are just five games back of the first-place Twins which keeps their postseason hopes miraculously alive.

If they were in any other division, they probably would have been sunk by now. The AL Central is weak and that is why the White Sox can still have their sights set on the playoffs.

The catch is the Chicago White Sox need to put together a winning stretch.

The Chicago White Sox seem to have this pattern of playing decent baseball for a spurt and then they follow it up with losing stretches.

They started July by sweeping the San Francisco Giants. The Sox followed that up by losing two of three to the Twins. Minnesota almost swept the White Sox but a late rally in the series finale salvaged at least one win for the Southsiders.

The Sox then followed that up by dropping the first two games of a four-game set to the Detroit Tigers. Luckily, they took the final two games over the weekend to manage a split.

This tango of winning and losing will not get the Sox truly back in the playoff hunt without an actual winning stretch of baseball. The way the White Sox have played feels like they cannot pull off an eight-game win streak or win nine of ten games.

For 36 straight days now, the White Sox Last 10 Games record has either been 4-6, 5-5, or 6-4.

Since Game 10 back in April, the number of times the White Sox have had various Last 10 records. pic.twitter.com/tkBzDZ6Rsc

— Jay Cuda (@JayCuda) July 9, 2022

It does not help the cause when the offense has struggled to hit home runs which was one of last year’s calling cards. As a team, they have under 70 home runs.

That does not mean the Chicago White Sox cannot pull off a good stretch of baseball. In the last couple of games, they have started to hit the long ball. They still have some extremely talented hitters to get things going offensively.

The problem is they still have to find a way to overcome their poor defense, inconsistent pitching, and Tony La Russa’s managing.

The Chicago White Sox are catching the Cleveland Guardians at the right time.

The Sox kick off the week with a four-game stretch in Cleveland against the Guardians. They have only beaten Cleveland once this season so that needs to change.

The good news is the Guardians are in the middle of a funk. They have dropped eight of their last ten games to fall a game below .500. Before that stretch, Cleveland was five games over .500 and breathing down the Twins’ necks for the division lead.

The Guardians’ poor stretch started by losing two of three to the New York Yankees. Then they were swept by the Tigers and the hapless Kansas City Royals just took two of three from them.

Cleveland has been outscored 57-34 during this ten-game slump. The White Sox have a shot at winning a few games here.

The alternative is the Guardians get well against the Chicago White Sox which digs them deeper in the hole.

The Sox cannot afford to be in a deeper hole record-wise when they have to travel to Minnesota after the Cleveland series. The Sox get the Twins for four games before the All-Star break which is tough.

Opportunity or misfortune awaits the Chicago White Sox. With the way things have been going this season, expect misfortune but if the Sox want to live up to the preseason hype, they have to take advantage of this opportunity.

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Nail caps for a scratching cat

Nail caps for a scratching cat

My cat, Fanny, got a manicure a week ago. She could have had any of dozens of colors of artificial nails.

We went with clear, however, because we’re not trying to follow a feline fashion trend. Plastic caps glued over her natural nails are a way to keep Fanny from shredding the furniture.

Cats scratch. They’re not being bad; it’s an instinctive activity. Feline behaviorists advise training your cat to scratch where it’s appropriate before you resort to nail caps. Fanny uses her two scratching posts — but she also uses whatever is closest when she wants to scratch.

I tried a double-sided tape called Sticky Paws on the sofa and two chairs where Fanny scratches. If she isn’t supposed to like the tape, I haven’t seen evidence. She tears through it and even chews on it. I don’t like that the “transparent” tape is visible.

Giving up on Sticky Paws, I threw sheets over the two relatively new side chairs. That would be a solution if I weren’t tired of my living room looking like it’s closed up for the season.

I was fortunate to have avoided the problem of feline scratching in three decades of previous cat parenthood. My first cat, Silas, came from the shelter declawed. Veterinarians now consider declawing cruel; it removes not just the claws but part of the toes. Silas’s successor, Lizzy, left the furniture alone. 

Fanny might have gotten nail caps sooner, but I mistakenly thought that they are harmful. When my friend Shawna said that her sister-in-law, a former vet tech, recommends them, I looked at the evidence. Veterinarians say nail caps are safe and don’t cause pain or prevent the cat from retracting her claws. Caps should not be used on cats that go outdoors, however, because sharp claws are need for defense.

Shawna and her husband, Joey, helped me give Fanny the manicure, a task I couldn’t have done by myself. Covering Fanny with a blanket, except for her front paws, I held her tight. Shawna applied the adhesive and caps. Fanny was anxious and squirmy, as she is anytime I restrain her. After Shawna finished capping eight front nails (all but the dewclaws), we waited five minutes for the adhesive to dry before releasing Fanny. At first she moved like she was marching but after a while walked normally.

Fanny tugged at the nails for the first few days, managing to get a couple off. It’s reportedly normal for cats to shed some caps before they get used to them, so I’m not discouraged. Fanny is still scratching but doing less harm with three-quarters of the nails on her front paws covered. In about five weeks, the caps should fall off because the real nails are growing under them, or be removed. I’ll trim Fanny’s nails and, with Shawna’s help again, apply another set of caps.

Another problem remains to be solved. Most of the Sticky Paws tape won’t come off with a pull. I didn’t realize that the manufacturer advises replacing the tape every week; it’s been on my furniture for at least a year and a half. Goo Gone is supposed to work on upholstery, but I’m nervous about stains. First I’ll try some natural solutions recommended online.

“See how much trouble you’re causing me, Fanny,” I tell her, not seriously. The joy she brings me more than makes up for any trouble.

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Wiseman’s return, Grand Theft Alvarado and other buzz from Las Vegason July 11, 2022 at 12:56 pm

The first weekend of Las Vegas Summer League is in the books, and the NBA hasn’t disappointed. Paolo Banchero and Jabari Smith Jr. kicked things off with a highly anticipated meeting between the lottery draft picks.

No. 2 overall pick Chet Holmgren carried his momentum from Utah into Saturday’s 90-88 Oklahoma City Thunder loss to the Houston Rockets, while several other rookies have delivered big performances. But the newbies aren’t the only ones who stole the show.

Golden State Warriors center James Wiseman made his return from a torn meniscus in his right knee that has sidelined him since April 2021.

Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James didn’t need to be on the court to leave an impression, as he took in his team’s matchup with the Phoenix Suns courtside, while new coach Darvin Ham addressed the team’s future.

Brooklyn Nets guards Kyrie Irving and Ben Simmons also watched the action from Vegas as the NBA world waits for the Nets to decide on their future.

What are players, coaches and front-office personnel buzzing about in the desert? Here’s what our NBA insiders are discussing.

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What’s next for Wiseman and the Warriors?

Wiseman made his summer league debut Sunday — a highly anticipated and important moment for the Warriors’ offseason.

In his first game since March — when he spent time in the G League — Wiseman finished with 11 points on 5-of-7 shooting, two rebounds and two blocks in 19 minutes.

As Wiseman made his way into the locker room after the game, he was greeted by a standing ovation from his teammates.

“I’ve been through a lot of hard times. To see everyone rooting for me, it’s a great feeling,” Wiseman said.

There were a lot of questions surrounding Wiseman’s availability and why he didn’t play in the California Classic, or the first game in Las Vegas.

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According to Warriors summer league head coach Jama Mahlalela, the decision for Wiseman to play Sunday — the Warriors’ second summer league game — instead of their first was based on the time table the training staff planned.

Trainers wanted Wiseman to log a certain amount of time in the gym before being exposed to the public, Mahlalela told ESPN. And that predetermined the date he’d be allowed to play.

The Warriors also wanted to make sure Wiseman was as confident as possible before he took to the court, a source said.

Now that Wiseman has a game under his belt, the Warriors can start to plan out how they want to use him next season alongside Kevon Looney.

“There’s no doubt you see his dominance already,” Mahlalela told ESPN. “He’s a screen setter and a roller, and the Warriors haven’t had a dynamic roller for many years. I think that’s an opportunity for us to change our game a little.”

“Defensively, it is about rim protection. And he’s a huge human being,” Mahlalela said. “The more we can get him to be a great off-ball, weakside defender and be able to alter or change or rim protect, it’s a simple package for him.”

The Warriors hope by the start of August they will have an even clearer idea of how they want to use Wiseman.

Unlike his rookie season, when the Warriors threw the center into more playing time, they won’t give him free rein to start out. They are emphasizing the need for him to master the fundamentals first.

But simply having him play a game in Las Vegas is a step in that direction. And it helped both Wiseman and the Warriors get the weight of his return off their shoulders.

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What happens in Brooklyn …

The drama that surrounds the Nets never really stops.

The latest chapter in the soap opera came over the weekend as both Simmons and Irving made appearances inside the Thomas & Mack Center at summer league. The fact that Simmons — who hasn’t played in over a year as he recovers from back surgery and mental health concerns — watched the Nets play Friday and Sunday, while Irving, who recently picked up a player option worth over $36 million but is the subject of trade speculation, watched a game between the Detroit Pistons and the Washington Wizards on Saturday night only heightened the organization intrigue.

The fact both players did this as a gym full of fans and league executives tried to figure out where Brooklyn’s star Kevin Durant will play next season made the past few days even stranger.

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In the short term, none of the main characters in the Nets’ ongoing saga want to discuss things publicly. Simmons declined comment Sunday but appeared to be in good spirits while joking with reporters. The same goes for Nets general manager Sean Marks, who maintains a friendly demeanor while being repeatedly asked about Durant’s future.

For their part, the Nets’ young summer league team is trying to take it all in stride. Second-year guard Cam Thomas said he remains in contact with Irving, and no matter what might happen in the future, “that will still be my guy, my brother.”

Thomas isn’t concerned about whether Irving shows up to watch the summer Nets play in Vegas.

“That’s on him, but I don’t really care,” Thomas said. “He can come watch, he don’t have to, I’m going to still do my thing. I’m still going to play. It doesn’t matter who’s watching. That’s his choice.”

Nets guard David Duke Jr. said he appreciated Simmons being in Vegas to watch the young Nets, but he isn’t paying attention to all the storylines surrounding his team. He has made sure that people in his inner circle aren’t asking him questions about it all either.

“All the people that have my number are my close friends, my family,” Duke said. “They don’t really care about that stuff, so they let me do my thing and that’s all that really matters to be honest.”

The only thing that most in the gym agreed upon over the weekend in regard to the Nets’ predicament is they don’t think a potential Durant deal will happen any time soon. But as has been the case all year in Brooklyn, it’s always best to expect the unexpected. The Nets remain on top of a news cycle that shows no signs of ending soon.

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Pelicans’ Grand Theft Alvarado

A year ago at summer league, New Orleans Pelicans guard Jose Alvarado was on a two-way contract and didn’t even start for the team in any of its five summer league games — playing the ninth-most minutes on the team.

Slowly but surely, however, Alvarado carved out his place on the NBA scene. He fought for minutes and took advantage of absences during the year to cement himself in the Pelicans’ rotation, and by the playoffs he was going toe to toe with one of the greatest point guards of all time in Chris Paul while earning himself a full NBA contract.

Alvarado carried that momentum into the offseason when he joined the Puerto Rican national team during the most recent FIBA qualifying round, which included an eight-point loss to the United States and a 10-point victory over Mexico. Alvarado was Puerto Rico’s leading scorer in both games.

The fan favorite said he found it jarring to be walking around with former NBA player and Puerto Rican native Carlos Arroyo or former NBA point guard Mike Bibby, and people would want to take pictures with just him.

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“I’m like, ‘Do y’all know who this is?'” Alvarado said.

Because of the national team experience, Alvarado, who is listed on the Pelicans’ 2022 summer league roster, took the first night off and enjoyed watching from the sidelines with his New Orleans teammates.

“I just want to keep building for myself,” Alvarado said. “This is my little legacy. I can tell my kids I did it my way. I didn’t have to pretend and be nobody else. I just did it Jose way. This whole summer has been great.”

Alvarado’s presence has also been felt in AAU gyms across the country as everyone tries to pull off his patented sneaky steal in which he hides on the baseline after a made basket or change of possession and sprints down an unsuspecting defender as they are bringing the ball up the court.

Coaches from all over have talked about how they’ve seen kids trying to pull it off, and it’s something Alvarado gets a kick out of.

“Everybody is telling me you got everybody doing that,” Alvarado said. “It’s cool, man. It never gets old to me. Even coming here and sitting with all these guys that have been in the league and them coming up to me and showing love, it’ll never get old to me. For the AAU prospects, just keep doing it. Make me look good. Hopefully they doing it the right way.”

By the way, what’s the steal called?

“I gotta figure that one out,” he said. “I gotta think about that one.”

The leader in the clubhouse: Grand Theft Alvarado.

— Andrew Lopez

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DakhaBrakha create eclectic folk music for an antifascist Ukraine

It’s impossible to listen to DakhaBrakha right now outside a political context; they’re a Ukrainian folk band based in Kyiv. After Russia launched its full-scale war on their country in February, the band published an impassioned anti-Putin post on their website. But long before that explicit statement of solidarity, the four-piece group were using their music to offer a vision of an antifascist, cosmopolitan, vibrant, and independent Ukraine. “DakhaBrakha” is a blend of the old Ukrainian words for “give” and “take,” and the band treat traditional music like a smorgasbord, not a straitjacket. Their stage outfits and towering fuzzy hats are influenced by Ukrainian folk costume and the band’s roots in avant-garde theater, and members Marko Halanevych, Olena Tsybulska, Iryna Kovalenko, and Nina Garenetska play a bewildering array of instruments originating from India, Russia, Australia, the Middle East, and Africa. Likewise, DakhaBrakha’s compositions soar and twirl with nods to genres from around the globe while remaining rooted in their homeland. The stunning “Dostochka,” from the self-released 2020 album Alambari, weaves blues and gospel into Ukrainian themes and rhythms, creating a slow, haunting lament that slides between English and Ukrainian lyrics, with piercing solo keening by male and female singers and sweetly urgent vocal harmonies, jazzy piano, and drone instruments. “Lado,” from the same album, is an up-tempo barn burner that sounds like bluegrass that’s taken a ton of amphetamines and stolen a motorbike. DakhaBrakha’s approach is open, passionate, and joyous—listening to them, you feel like you know what their country is fighting for.

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