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Since the pandemic broke in Chicago, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been doing just about everything in her power to make things fun because nothing eases the minds of worried Americans like a good joke. It’s almost like the distraction that coddling parents give their kids right when they’re about to deliver the news that the McDonald’s Play Place is closed for “maintenance”. Enter, the…Rona Destroyer?
In her latest effort, and to celebrate the 1st of a month that holds a holiday that is still 30 days away, she dressed up as something called the “‘Rona Destroyer” to introduce the city’s guidelines for Halloween celebration in 2020. Let us first start by saying, what the actual f*** is happening here? This is the Halloween version of that “who’s manz is this” meme except it’s the Mayor of the third-largest city in America and she’s dressed as the Incredibles character that got cut from an early storyboard session in pre-production.
Now don’t get us wrong, we are no haters here at UrbanMatter Chicago. In fact, it’s commendable the work that Mayor Lightfoot has done keeping people safe. However, my fourth-grade son could throw together a better costume than this, and I don’t even have a son. But that’s neither here nor there. Between this and that ridiculous Census Cowboy stunt that turned out to be DEFCON 1 past worst-case scenario, the Mayor might want to think about just delivering the news straight up from here on out.
But don’t just take it from us. To get the pulse of how people are reacting to the Mayor’s latest Comic-Con press conference just read the thread of comments below this tweet.
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot enters news conference dressed up as “Corona Destroyer” to announce the city’s Halloween guidelines. pic.twitter.com/M67dXIvLcu
— The Recount (@therecount) October 1, 2020
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Kirk Smith writes, “50+ people were just shot in Chicago, and the Mayor is having a Comic-Con press conference pretending to be a super hero with the super powers of bleach.” Well, Kirk, we personally advocate for the importance of bleach so you can go ahead and eat shorts. Also, why whenever something mildly light-hearted happens in Chicago the first response is always some variation of “PEOPLE ARE GETTING KILLED IN HER CITY AND HAS THE AUDACITY TO DO THIS!” As if Chicago’s murder rates (albeit terrible) and Lori Lightfoot dressing up like she’s trying to get you to change your cell phone plan off Western Ave are mutually exclusive. Keep that same energy off Twitter too, y’all. Anyways, next.
“My nickname on spring break was also the Corona Destroyer,” writes Ingenuous Firebrand. Sick, bro. You drink beer. You’d be cooler if you destroyed a 24 pack of Miller Lite instead. Next.
Then there’s this bit of glory from someone named Creative Temper:
While she’s distracting ppl with ridiculous stunts, creepy stuff keeps popping up around the city. The latest is these scooters appearing 2 or 3 per block around near north neighborhoods. All identical. Seen over six square blocks. Someone’s getting prepped for something. pic.twitter.com/vaXSgPmq0w
— Creative Temper (@CreativeTemper) October 1, 2020
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It’s a Bird scooter. It’s a damn Bird scooter. What does this person think the Near Northsiders are prepping for with their Bird scooters, a diabolical frat party? Creative Temper must be fun at parties.

When she’s not dressed up as the Rona Destroyer, you can see Mayor Lightfoot’s new COVID restrictions here.
View the Chicago COVID Dining Restrictions
Alright, all joking aside. We understand Mayor Lightfoot’s goal here, she’s trying to speak to the parents with kids who are understandably anxious about trick-or-treating this season. Remember how much you looked forward to it every year? For that to be taken away from kids completely would suck. So while we are glad the mayor is addressing something of concern for people in October, the execution missed, especially when you do take into account the ramifications of the Census Cowboy.
Next time, Lori, save the costume. We can do you dressing up as the Rona Destroyer at another presser.
For all of the city’s trick or treat guidelines, such as curfew and group size restrictions, you can follow this link here.
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Featured Image Credit: The Recount Twitter

I miss a lot about working in the Reader offices: bantering with my colleagues, learning about their current projects, even watching music editor Philip Montoro assemble his complicated and presumably delicious lunches. I especially liked combing through the paper’s print archives, which reach back to its first issue on October 1, 1971, and whose heavy blue bound volumes filled shelf after shelf in our front hallway. I was always looking for something particular when I started–such as a 1984 piece on Wesley Willis, believed to be the first story anywhere on the cultishly beloved Chicago artist and musician–and I always got derailed by the ads.
As much as the Reader‘s old stories say about the character of Chicago–much of it missing from the daily papers of the era–the ads alongside them add even more detail and context. In 2011 Reader typesetter and archivist Vera Videnovich compiled an online series called Ads From the Past that reproduced a choice selection, among them spots for a 1972 gig by the Fred Anderson Quartet and a 1974 staging of David Mamet’s Sexual Perversity in Chicago directed by Stuart Gordon (later of Re-Animator fame). A 1976 plug for a “concert pipe” promised a new way to smoke clandestinely: “Fool your friends, enemies, and most of all, the Chicago P.D.” I’d often get completely lost in the music advertisements. Pick a venue concert calendar from the mid-1990s at random, and its dense typographical sprawl of bands will reliably include so many that have since been canonized that you’d swear you were looking at a Riot Fest lineup.

The Reader has its 50th birthday in October 2021, but because newspapers (unlike people) are born at one, not at zero, this is already the first issue of its 50th yearly volume. To begin the Reader‘s protracted commemoration of this golden anniversary, the music staff looked back at the very earliest issues–specifically the ads.

Chicago folkie Bonnie Koloc took out a free classified on the back page of the inaugural Reader, advertising an album-signing party at the Old Town School of Folk Music, and my colleague Salem Collo-Julin used that as a jumping-off point for an online essay. I looked at the first few months of the paper, when it was slim and music ads were in short supply–but I still managed to find some interesting stuff, including ads for Evanston instrument retailer Sound Post, a concert featuring prog-rock misfits and Secret History of Chicago Music subjects McLuhan, and a head shop selling eight-track tapes. You’ll find scans of those and other treasures from my expedition to 1971 here. v




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On Sunday, the Chicago Bears are scheduled to take on the Indianapolis Colts at Soldier Field. Although they are undefeated, they are still somehow underdogs despite the fact that the Colts are just as “unproven.”
It is nothing new for the Bears to lack respect nationally, and this year is no exception. Countless pundits have questioned whether the Bears are legitimate contenders. In fact, many, including ESPN’s Ryan Clark believe they are pretenders and have benefitted from a weak opening schedule.