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Freddie Gibbs rides his rap roller coaster through hedonistic fun on Soul Sold SeparatelyCristalle Bowenon October 13, 2022 at 5:00 pm

Freddie Gibbs has been on a famous rapper roller coaster since he put out his first mixtape in 2010—a journey marked with decadent twists, dizzying heights, and equally terrifying descents. Public beefs with big-name artists, moments as a media darling, well-received acting roles (including the lead in last year’s Down With the King), and acquittal from heavy assault charges make him the perfect artist to share a deep convo with over a couple of drinks—if only to separate man from myth. In 2020 his joint record with the Alchemist earned a Grammy nom, and many fans were upset when they lost to Nas for King’s Disease.

Is Gibbs’s brand-new Soul Sold Separately the kind of album a tenured rapper would make after such a high-profile defeat? In a word, yes. Listening to it is like immersing yourself in the fun parts of Martin Scorsese’s 1995 crime epic Casino, ifGibbs owned said casino. You’re enjoying vices, romping through penthouse suites with your famous friend, and shutting the fuck up. Because if you listen closely, you’ll hear the type of gems commensurate with bosses. 

SSS boasts an all-star cast, with Gibbs’s own famous friends (including Jeff Ross and Kelly Price) making guest appearances in lush features and skits. The list of producers is a rapper’s wet dream, and Gibbs always finds the pocket with his midwestern drawl and automatic flow. The Justice League-produced “Rabbit Vision” is cinematic: emotional pianos, expertly sprinkled rock-guitar riffs, and snapping snares complement Gibbs’s rap and street-war stories. SSS runs the gamut of hedonism, right down to the comedown—like any good romp, it ends. Luckily, you can always visit Gibbs at his casino or on the roller coaster. He isn’t going anywhere.

Freddie Gibbs’s Soul Sold Separately is available for streaming and purchase through these music services.

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Cinnamon rolls and campaign petitionsTaylor Mooreon October 13, 2022 at 5:20 pm

Efforts to elect Alderperson Tom Tunney as Chicago mayor are underway—but some of the signatures that could get him on the ballot are “completely fraudulent,” election attorneys say.

After serving on Chicago City Council for 20 years, Tunney announced on August 30 that he wouldn’t run again for his 44th Ward seat, which encompasses Lakeview and Wrigleyville. At the same time, rumors about his mayoral aspirations have swirled. He told the Sun-Times earlier in August that he was on the fence, and he has been quiet ever since.

But at Ann Sather, a Swedish American restaurant chain known for its enormous cinnamon rolls, Tunney is already a frontrunner. In each of the three locations that Tunney owns, candidate petitions are available at the cash register, adorned with handmade “Tom Tunney for Mayor” signs and containing a healthy number of signatures on each form. 

This practice—leaving petitions out and unattended—is a violation of Illinois election laws, according to experts.

In a statement to the Reader, a spokesperson for the Illinois State Board of Elections said, “The election code in 10 ILCS 5/7-10 is explicit that petition circulators must witness each voter signing a petition sheet.” 

On the affidavit portion of each petition, the circulator swears “the signatures on this sheet were signed in my presence” and signs their name on the bottom of each page in the presence of a notary. 

The spokesperson added that a scenario in which nominating petitions are left unattended “could be grounds for an objection if an opponent or other interested party finds out about it. The objector would need to show proof that the circulator who signed the petition did not witness the signings and, if so, those signatures could be stricken.”

Election attorneys for other mayoral candidates were more blunt. “If it is just being left on the counter, it’s totally illegal,” said Michael Dorf, an attorney who represents Mayor Lori Lightfoot. “All sorts of fraud could be happening. Somebody could be signing two or three names by themselves, and if the circulator isn’t there, there’s no way to prove only one person signed for each of those names.”

Tunney’s office did not respond to the Reader’s request for comment by press time.

Update 10/13/22: After publication, a spokesperson for Alderperson Tunney and Ann Sather Restaurants emailed a statement to the Reader that read, “[Alderperson] Tunney is not an official candidate for Mayor. If he becomes one, his petitions will be filed in full compliance with all legal requirements.”

Petition circulators must attest under oath that they verified the signer is a registered voter and that people are signing only for themselves. If a petition is left unattended, there is no way to confirm the veracity of the signatures, and submitting unverified signatures could constitute a “pattern of fraud” under Illinois election code.

To appear on the ballot, mayoral hopefuls must submit 12,500 valid signatures to the Chicago Board of Elections. Candidates with stuffed coffers and large teams of canvassers will often aim for three times the required amount to survive petition challenges—an expensive and time-consuming strategy used to knock competitors off the ballot.

The Reader found that in all three Ann Sather locations, clipboards with petitions were left unattended at the cash register while hosts and servers tended to diners. The practice could be acceptable if “the clipboard were on a counter in front of the cashier, and the cashier saw people sign, [so] the cashier could act as circulator,” said Dorf. 

But while reporting this story, a Reader reporter observed petitions left unmonitored for long periods of time. No dedicated campaign volunteers were present, though at least one employee wore a campaign button signaling support for Tunney’s handpicked successor, 44th Ward Chief of Staff Bennett Lawson, who announced he was running for the seat hours after Tunney’s retirement announcement.

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“If [the circulator] did not see the person sign and doesn’t know if they meet the qualifications, they’re committing perjury. I assume that it’s probably going to be signed by the managers of the restaurant or something, but whoever signs it would probably not be fulfilling the legal requirements,” said Dick Simpson, a former UIC political science professor who served as 44th Ward alderperson in the 1970s.

“Tom Tunney has been a good alderman,” Simpson said. “I don’t think this is how they should be circulating petitions.”

If the petitions are turned in as-is and someone challenges them, the Chicago Board of Elections could throw out every petition sheet by the violating circulator, which could represent hundreds and even thousands of signatures. 

According to election attorney Andrew Finko, who represents mayoral candidate Willie Wilson, this type of ballot violation is unlikely to lead to a criminal perjury case against the circulator in Cook County, but the drop in valid signatures could hurt the candidate’s chances of getting on the ballot.

Finko said this rule breaking typically slides under the radar, unless an objector steps forward. “This happens all the time. It’s a question of [whether] somebody gets caught.”

According to Block Club Chicago, supporters have been circulating petitions on Tunney’s behalf since at least September 27. A spokesperson told Block Club petitions were being circulated on Tunney’s behalf while the alderperson weighed his options.

Appointed to City Council by former Mayor Richard M. Daley in 2002, Tunney is Chicago’s first openly gay alderperson. He has won five reelection races since then. His decision to not run for his seat again comes amid a “Great Resignation” in City Council. At least 13 alderpeople are expected to leave their posts when the term ends in May 2023. 

Tunney is a former Illinois Restaurant Association chair and has spearheaded development and services across the ward, such as the Center on Halsted, the AIDS Garden on the lakefront, and LGBTQ+ senior housing. 

As vice mayor and chair of the powerful Committee on Zoning, Landmarks and Building Standards, Tunney was an early ally of Lightfoot. But the City Council, he told the Sun-Times in August, is “not a good place to work these days.” He cited Lightfoot’s “strong and somewhat divisive” personality as part of the reason.

Tunney became the owner of Ann Sather in 1981 and was responsible for growing the restaurant to three locations. In December 2020, the restaurant allowed customers to eat inside during the state-mandated COVID-19 indoor dining ban. Tunney called it an “error in judgment” and ceased the practice, which later resulted in a $2,000 fine from the city.

If Tunney declares his run for mayor, he would be the fourth alderperson to do so, after Alds. Raymond Lopez (15th), Sophia King (4th) and Roderick Sawyer (6th). At least 12 people have filed with the Chicago Board of Elections to run for mayor, including Mayor Lightfoot.

November 28 is the last day that mayoral and aldermanic candidates can submit their nominating petitions. 

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Rising Rockets and other takeaways from the NBA preseasonon October 13, 2022 at 6:41 pm

Houston’s Jalen Green is poised for a breakout season in year two. Carmen Mandato/Getty Images

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The NBA preseason is winding down, and while it’s always difficult to decipher what matters and what doesn’t during exhibition season, there are always a few nuggets with fantasy basketball implications.

With that in mind, we gathered our fantasy basketball experts — Andr? Snellings, Eric Moody, Eric Karabell, Jim McCormick and John Cregan — to go over what stuck out to them over the past few weeks of preseason action.

Young Rockets on the rise

I’ve really noticed the big performances from the young players in Houston. We knew the Rockets were in full-on youth mode, with four starters aged 22 and younger, but in the preseason it appears that the youth is ready to pop.

Jalen Green has 48 points, nine 3-pointers, eight rebounds and seven assists in only 48 minutes over his last two games. Third overall pick Jabari Smith went for 21 points, eight rebounds and five 3-pointers in 25 minutes of his preseason debut, and he hasn’t been the most impressive rookie on the team. Tari Eason, who is fighting for a starting job after dominating the Las Vegas Summer League, is averaging a 20-10 double-double in only 24.5 MPG of three preseason games.

And that’s not even mentioning Alperen Sengun and Kevin Porter Jr., who both could be poised to shine. The Rockets look like fertile ground for fantasy basketball production this season. — Snellings

All eyes on Jalen Green

For me, it has been Green’s stellar preseason. As last season progressed, he was providing real value towards the end of his rookie year. Green averaged 21.4 points, 3.1 rebounds, 2.9 assists and 3.1 triples in the final two months of the season.

The Rockets’ offense will revolve around Green after Christian Wood was traded to the Mavericks. There’s a good chance he’ll have a breakout season, and he’s a strong value at his current ADP (75.1). — Moody

Injured stars returning to the court

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There is an uncommon amount of star players returning from long absences. Watching preseason slates so far, it has stood out just how many teams are integrating star-level talents back in to the fold after long absences. Every season, of course, offers a series of players returning from injury, but between Denver’s duo of young stars, Kawhi Leonard, Ben Simmons, John Wall, Sexton, and Zion Williamson, the caliber and potential of this crew of returning players is astounding.

This means that fantasy managers will need to hone their positions on each of these situations, as each situation is somewhat unique and decisions will need to be made on these players throughout the early and middle rounds of drafts. — McCormick

Overrating Zion, Kawhi and others

I find that fantasy basketball managers seldom overrate preseason statistics, because they realize so few of the stars play all of the games. Still, based on ADP, they seem to be overly excited about some stars returning from missing the entire previous season.

Not to keep harping on poor, awesome Williamson, but of course he’s going to look good in preseason games. Doesn’t mean he plays back-to-backs the first few months or feels like rebounding once the season starts. Leonard and Jamal Murray are also rising in ADP. Why? We know they are good. Nothing changed. — Karabell

Young players being overlooked in drafts

The inflation of older, established names over younger, still-on-the-come-up names. There’s some small market vs. big market bias at play. But I’m also starting to wonder that with all of the tumult since 2020, if we’re seeing something I’ve read up on as of late; our unconscious regression to a pre-2020 mindset. Because when you look at who’s going where, i’s like last season never happened.

Second-and-third-year players and/or players who took “the leap” last season are getting underdrafted by a round or more. Here’s my (very long) list: Cade Cunningham, Anthony Edwards, Darius Garland, Evan Mobley, Desmond Bane, Dejounte Murray, Jordan Poole, Saddiq Bey, RJ Barrett and Tyler Herro. (Not to mention poor Franz Wagner. And basically the entire Rockets roster.) — Cregan

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A love letter to ‘snakies’

It’s often said that love finds you only when you’re not looking for it. This has been my experience with movies about giant snakes, mutant snakes, unholy hybrids of snake and man, and, in one case, a man with a snake for an arm. Why did it have to be snakes? I don’t have especially strong feelings about them, and yet in the last few years I’ve accidentally become an expert on the deranged world of snakesploitation horror cinema. Though they may not earn themselves a spot in the Library of Congress (yet . . .), these magnetically strange B movies have slithered their way into the annals of my heart. As Halloween fast approaches, and with the Criterion Channel now streaming Ken Russell’s more mainstream but cartoonishly horny The Lair of the White Worm as part of their 80s horror collection, there’s no better time to dive into the genre.

In many ways the original snakesploitation story is that of Adam and Eve. For the sake of brevity, though, we can fast-forward to the next most important one: 1973’s Sssssss, about lab assistant David who naively trusts his snake scientist employer, Dr. Stoner, not to inject him with an experimental serum that will turn him into a snake-man. With numerous actual king cobras lunging at its cast onscreen and Animorphs-adjacent special effects by John Chambers—the man behind the beloved ape suits in Planet of the Apes who was also inexplicably one of the masterminds of the real-life hostage rescue that inspired ArgoSssssss remains one of the strangest, most uncategorizable B movies of the early 70s. The joys of watching it are immediate and undeniable, as we bear witness to Dirk Benedict of The A-Team fame as he molts his skin, turns green, falls in love, and is attacked by a mongoose, all while trying to wrest control of his humanity from his mad scientist boss.

Widely considered to be the Michael Jordan of movies about humongous killer snakes, Oliver Reed starred in not one but two snake motion pictures (popularly known as “snakies”) in the early 80s: Venom in 1981 and Spasms in 1983. The former paired him with Klaus Kinski—famed for his Werner Herzog collaborations and for looking like a leather Muppet brought to life by an evil wizard—for a riff on Dog Day Afternoon. The twist, as you may have guessed, is that it’s Dog Day Afternoon with a black mamba snake on the loose amidst Reed and Kinski’s hostages. It’s about as ridiculous as it sounds and has murder-by-snake in abundance, but doesn’t hold a candle to Oliver’s even more unhinged Spasms, in which he plays a reclusive millionaire paying big money to track down the monster serpent whose bite imbued him with extrasensory perception. Peter Fonda costars as a medium hired to facilitate a psychic connection between Reed and the snake, with the one kink in their plans being a satanic snake cult that wants the serpent for themselves. Neither film is essential per se, but both contain fleeting glimpses of what Alfred Hitchcock would call “pure cinema,” by which I mean people get bit real good by giant super-snakes and, in some cases, explode.

Even in their more outré moments, all of these films fall under the more conventional side of snakesploitation, the kind of movies just tasteful enough to air on TCM on a day when Ted Turner is out of the office. There is, however, a weirder, sleazier side of the micro-genre, and here is where Curse II: The Bite comes into play. Call it advanced snakesploitation. A himbo on a road trip with his girlfriend takes a shortcut through a former nuclear test site in the desert, is bitten by one of the many mutant rattlesnakes who call the region home, and soon finds his arm turning into a killer snake with a mind of its own. What it lacks in “suspense” or “pacing”—bourgeois standards of quality invented by The Man to keep the public from seeing a guy with a snake for an arm puke up a lot of smaller snakes at once— it more than makes up for with ever-escalating shock value and an abundance of unhinged gore by Japanese special effects legend Screaming Mad George.

The true hidden gem of snakesploitation cinema though, and the one that achieves the perfect synthesis of studio polish and hysterical trashiness, is 1978’s supercharged Carrie rip-off Jennifer. Everything lurid about Brian De Palma’s film is taken into maximum overdrive here: the bullies are no longer high school evil but attempted-murder evil, the unstable Christian parent is somehow even more unstable and Christian, and the eponymous teen has the power to conjure and mind-control snakes the size of Buicks. It’s a perfect storm of melodrama and exploitation cranked up to 11 as Jennifer’s sex-crazed, bloodthirsty teen rivals repeatedly try to off her for being, in their words, a “hillbilly bitch.” Not only a treat for the snake-loving freaks among us, but a veritable all-you-can-eat buffet of slickly produced garbage.

There is of course an elephant (snake) in the room (plane) when discussing snake cinema. Snakes on a Plane (2006) is snakesploitation gone corporate, snakesploitation selling out on its major-label debut. Needless to say, it holds no respect from me, a leading scholar on herpetological cinema. Directed by the man behind the only two bad Final Destination movies (the second and fourth, for the record), it feels explicitly made to earn back its budget in syndication on Spike TV. There’s plenty of computer-generated snakes biting genitals, but it’s all broad strokes with no passion or thought put into those crotch bites, a product being sold to us by cynical snake-hating Hollywood suits rather than something genuinely weird and interesting. One needs only to look at the Snakes on a Plane climax, in which Samuel L. Jackson easily ejects the snakes from his aircraft by shooting open a plane window. 

Where is the spectacle, where is the joy? Compare this to the climactic moment of Spasms when a 20-foot-long Micronesian serpent attempts to blow up Oliver Reed with psychokinetic explosions, they engage in a man-on-snake knife fight, then licensed medium Peter Fonda steps in to shoot the snake in the mouth many, many times with an assault rifle. Therein lies the radical, man-dominating-nature catharsis we yearn for, and often find, in the humble snakesploitation film.

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Will lightning strike Podlasie Club twice?

Dancers in Podlasie Club’s former banquet hall, before the bar shut down for remodeling Credit: Aaron Rolle

By all accounts, the debut of Podlasie Club’s namesake party, Podlasie Pleasure Club, was insane. It was a muggy night in July 2021, and organizers were expecting a turnout of maybe 50. Podlasie hadn’t hosted an event in almost a decade, and it was only zoned to accommodate 104. So when the club got so full that the sidewalk along Central Park was thronged by people with high-water pants, shaved heads, harnesses, and ice-dyed tees, everyone was stunned. 

Bar manager Violetta Konopka was relieved she’d had the foresight to ask her younger brother Vitek Pluta for help. But even with a second set of hands, the veteran drink slinger struggled to meet the demand. She and Vitek broke out Solo cups to keep up with orders and eventually accepted help from three party guests. At one point, the power briefly failed, and by the end of the night, the bar was out of ice and vodka. Its beer supply had been drunk nearly dry. 

As stressful as the evening was for Podlasie’s staff, though, it was also really fun, even for them. Violetta and Vitek both recount the night flying by, carried by the energizing music and dozens of conversations with friendly, interesting patrons they’d never seen before. Pleasure Club’s organizers helped with cleanup too. 

The bar also sorely needed the money the party brought in. For years, Podlasie had been operating as a neighborhood watering hole for a dwindling supply of weekday regulars, and it’d barely survived the first 15 months of the pandemic. The first Pleasure Club had hit the bar like a flash flood in Death Valley, and Violetta felt like all she’d had to do was let it happen. Its success attracted a slate of party planners eager to throw their own music nights at Podlasie, and to Violetta it seemed like a no-brainer to steer the club in that new direction.

By fall 2021, Podlasie was the buzziest dance spot in the city. In less than six months, it had become a pocket universe for twenty- and thirtysomethings eager to purge their lockdown demons with beat-driven catharsis. The varied bookings included rising underground artists such as Tijuana-based reggaeton superstar Muxxxe and Brooklyn-based techno talent Akua, with local DJs sharing the bill and the spotlight. The drinks were cheap and strong, and the atmosphere and decor were unlike anything at a bar drawing this much traffic. 

When the Omicron variant hit late in the year, the owners decided to make the best of it—they closed the club, but they did it not just to protect public health but also to remodel the space. When Podlasie announced the impending makeover, its new fans wondered: Was this next chapter going to confirm the bar as a driver of the rapid gentrification of Avondale? Could Podlasie enjoy a few nips and tucks without losing the amazing vibe that had helped transform it into an oasis? The club reopened last month, and the radical transformation of its look, feel, and sound has raised more questions than it’s answered.

M50, Frail808, Alejandro MarencoAdmission is cash only at the door. Fri 10/14, 9 PM, Podlasie Club, 2918 N. Central Park, $10, 21+

Podlasie Club (pronounced “pohd-LA-shyeh”) is owned by Violetta’s mother, Danuta Pluta, an 80-year-old immigrant who’s called the neighborhood home for 42 years. Like many Polish people in Chicagoland, Danuta’s children have left the city for the suburbs, but she’s chosen to remain in her apartment above the bar, where she’s lived since buying the building at 2918 N. Central Park in 1986. She says Podlasie has been operating since the 1970s. She’d been struggling, mostly by herself, to attract a new audience to keep the bar alive, but a chance encounter shortly before the pandemic ended up doing the job for her. A year and a half later, it resulted in the storied debut of the Podlasie Pleasure Club dance night at the height of vaccine summer.

Podlasie Club owner Danuta Pluta behind the bar in the good old days Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

The loose group of friends behind the Podlasie Pleasure Club project never meant for it to be a big dealcertainly not something that attracted coverage by the Tribuneand Block Club and indirectly resulted in a complete interior makeover of the bar. The seed for the party was planted on a crisp evening in January 2020, when Justine Tobiasz called up the Podlasie Club to ask if they were still open for the night. Tobiasz, who works as a media archivist for WBEZ, is a first-generation Polish American from outside the city who was raised on tales of Chicago’s vibrant Polish community. She fondly recalls visiting the city in 2015 and attending a polka night at Podlasie when the club still catered to a more Polish audience—and since then she’s struggled to find the sense of cultural communion she felt there. 

That evening in January, it was her birthday, and she wanted to share some of the magic and history of the space with friends. Would Podlasie be willing to put off closing a few more hours? Roughly 20 people braved glacial temperatures to experience the space—courage Violetta rewarded with ample stories and vodka. The club had a bar and coat-check area in front and descended into a small banquet hall with a dance floor in back, and for the first time in ages, it seemed, it was full of laughter and excitement.

One of the guests was Ali Najdi, 30, a Kuwaiti immigrant who’d just completed a music technology degree at Columbia College. In 2016, he’d moved to Chicago in large part because of its history of innovative dance music. 

Najdi had spent his formative years downloading dance music via LimeWire onto the family computer. Growing up, he listened to all sorts of pop—Gloria Estefan, the Gipsy Kings, the Police. Eventually, he realized he was always picking up music built around a four-on-the-floor beat: the dance rhythm at the heart of disco, house, and electronic club music in general. When his family relocated from Kuwait to New Orleans after the 2008 financial crisis, he found himself adapting to a new culture and slowly becoming enamored with American nightlife. He wanted to commune with people who shared his love for this kind of music.

“In Kuwait,” he says, “there weren’t bars or nightlife. Fun was smoking shisha and maybe going to the desert to light things on fire.”

After Najdi moved to Chicago, though, he didn’t find it as easy as he’d hoped to immerse himself in the city’s music culture. Attending school full-time while working full-time to meet the high cost of living kept him from really connecting with the dance scene. He struggled to find the time and money to go out. 

At the time of Tobiasz’s get-together, he’d graduated, and he was working for the Numero Group and DJing when he could. But he’d spent the previous few years doing all that and waiting tables and studying. He was pretty burned out and eager to make dance music a bigger part of his life. That night, as he stumbled into the depths of the bar—which he describes as a “cavern of darkness” because the lights leading into the party area were off and the space felt so deep—he was amazed at what he found.

“I didn’t really venture back there until later in the night,” Najdi says. “I was like, ‘Whoa, it just keeps going,’ and then I hit the dance floor. And I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is a real wooden dance floor, and there’s a stage and speakers hanging from the ceiling! Like, what? What’s going on? What is this place?’ This is a space that was not being utilized for something that it was clearly already built for, you know? And that was exciting to me.”

He rushed back to the bar in the front room and floated the notion of a dance night at Podlasie, testing how game Konopka might be and checking to see what his friends thought. Everyone chatted excitedly and began bouncing ideas around, so he and Konopka decided to keep in touch. 

A different side of Danuta Pluta Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

Then, just over a month later, COVID-19 hit, and the bar’s already uncertain future became cloudier. In some ways, the family was in a good spot to weather the pandemic. Danuta has tenants in the building’s other apartment, so Podlasie isn’t her sole source of income, and her kids are already varying degrees of comfortable. Still, upkeep on a struggling bar was difficult for Danuta, Vitek, and Violetta, especially as the pandemic shutdown stretched from months to a year and Danuta’s age-related ailments worsened.

Violetta was transparent with Najdi: six months into the pandemic, the family had almost sold Podlasie, and they still might if the right buyer came along. After that initial deal fell through, the club’s urgent financial situation made throwing at least one party even more attractive. Najdi felt he had to work quickly: Who knew how much longer Podlasie would be around? He and a few others from that January night, including Tobiasz, S. Nicole Lane, and Alejandro Zerah, worked together to conceive of Podlasie Pleasure Club, loosely inspired by New Orleans’s social aid and pleasure clubs. 

“New Orleans pleasure clubs are like, ‘This is a place to experience pleasure, no strings attached,’” says Najdi.

Dating back to the 1880s, these party spaces began as a way to provide social and sometimes economic relief to formerly enslaved African Americans and their relatives. They continue today as outlets for maintaining cultural history and rituals built on fellowship and mutual aid within the Black diaspora. That’s a lot to aspire toward for a group of novice party promoters without their own space, especially because Najdi and his friends are from diverse cultural backgrounds and mostly transplants to Chicago. But they’d spent more than a year cooped up inside, so reframing partying as communion felt both appealing and obvious.

“We need more spaces to dance, and I mean, really dance,” writes Lane, a seasoned clubber (and former Reader staffer) in an email. “People want to move in a dynamic way that is free of the ‘see and be seen’ culture that infiltrates other club spaces in the city. Podlasie offers that.”

Sophia Savin, a former bartender and nanny now working in event planning, came out that first night in July 2021 after seeing an Instagram flyer from Najdi, then a casual friend. She remembers showing up to an empty bar around 9 PM. Najdi was DJing with Zerah, but the room was dead. She left. When she returned two hours later, the house was packed and the crowd spilled into the street. Savin, who’d grown up in Rockford throwing house shows and the like, recognized the need to jump in—she asked if she could help Violetta and Vitek keep up with drink orders. So did a few others, including Zerah, who also helped Najdi troubleshoot equipment and electrical issues. 

It was chaos, but in that magical way where everyone was excited to be away from their computers experiencing something human together: sweat, coincidence, eroticism, play. Afterward Savin went to a nearby Golden Nugget with the party organizers and their friends, eager to keep the excitement going and get involved with the next event. The next day, someone commented on Pleasure Club’s Instagram, “Best night of my life! Thank you.”

“We need more spaces to dance, and I mean, really dance,” says Podlasie Pleasure Club cofounder S. Nicole Lane. Credit: Aaron Rolle

When other people from across the electronic-music scene began approaching Violetta to throw their own parties at Podlasie, she developed an informal booking system: she’d simply write their names and numbers in pencil on a calendar behind the bar, then wait for them to show up at some point on their scheduled day. 

Not every party was planned as well as Podlasie Pleasure Club. Its organizers brought their own audio gear and handed out flyers, and Tobiasz made curtains to add ambience to the bar as well as silk-screened promotional posters to hang around town. Teddy Piekarz (who works in the Reader sales department) paid for an ad in the Reader. By contrast, new promoters who came aboard after Pleasure Club’s debut sometimes ended up with extremely sparse attendance. On several occasions, organizers arrived without necessary sound equipment (subwoofers, for instance) because they’d assumed the club provided it and Violetta didn’t know that she needed to say otherwise. More than once, hosts ran long, noisy sound checks that bothered Violetta’s regulars as they tried to unwind and shoot the breeze after work. 

The greener someone throwing a party was, the longer Violetta had to wait for them to load up and leave at the end of the night—and the later she got home. Many didn’t help with cleanup, and the outdated, failure-prone electrical system in the party area (formerly a banquet hall) was a constant problem. By October 2021, the novelty of this new revenue stream was starting to wear off for Violetta and Vitek—they were feeling overwhelmed by the logistics of ensuring successful events.

Because Najdi and Savin had played such a big role in unbottling the party genie, they felt some responsibility for the chaos at the bar, and especially for the stress it was causing Violetta. As often as they could, they volunteered to help run other parties that Violetta had booked, so that they’d go more smoothly. They gradually picked up more and more event tasks so she could focus on what she knew best: running the bar with endearing hospitality. 

The pool table between the bar and the former banquet hall Credit: Micco Caporale

When Zerah got a full-time job with Metro and Smart Bar in September 2021, Najdi reached out to his friend Jake Hopes to help with sound and electrical issues. Hopes, an Iowa-born record collector who’s been part of the electronic-music scene since moving here in 2014, lent the bar some of his personal audio equipment, built a makeshift DJ booth, and jerry-rigged the power supply so there’d be fewer outages. By November, the trio of Najdi, Savin, and Hopes had set up an Instagram for event promotion and an official Podlasie email to keep track of booking requests and other queries. They also switched the bar to a digital calendar and began scouting talent to ensure robust, diverse lineups. By the time the bar closed for remodeling, Violetta had been able to hire three new bartenders and three bouncers and was looking forward to adding barbacks and a cleaning crew upon reopening. 

Najdi and Savin see their labor as an investment in their communities and the Pluta family; they both affectionately refer to Violetta as “V” and describe her like an adopted mother. Hopes, who lives off multiple odd jobs, is worried that Avondale is losing its character and becoming unaffordable. He just wants an affordable hangout where people can drown out the noise of the outside world while listening to interesting music in a welcoming environment. He sees devoting time and energy to Podlasie Club as working toward the neighborhood he wants rather than the one he senses being forced on him.

After Podlasie Club’s reopening, Savin, Najdi, and Hopes joined the bar’s staff. Savin handles event organizing and promotion; Najdi and Hopes focus on booking talent and keeping the sound system running smoothly. Until going on payroll last month, the three of them had received minimal compensation for the work they did as they got more formally involved in growing the bar. During the five months when the club was picking up steam as a party spot, tensions emerged among the Pleasure Club crew. Tobiasz, Lane, Zerah, and Najdi were among the founders, with other friends pitching in during its short run. Now the party is on indefinite hiatus—it hasn’t returned since the reopening—and Tobiasz and Lane have cut ties with Pleasure Club. 

Everyone I spoke to who’d thrown parties at Podlasie last year (including Najdi, Hopes, and Savin) expressed anxiety about the club’s potential role in gentrification. Some specifically criticized the three members of the crew who’ve become staff, accusing them of disrespecting Podlasie’s Polish history or hosting events that would bring about a dramatic change in the neighborhood.

“It’s Violetta and Vitek’s bar first and foremost,” Lane says. “This isn’t a ‘new Danny’s.’ It’s Podlasie. And it’s been there a lot longer than most of us. It has a huge history of dancing and community. The music is just a little different. I hope people—meaning DJs, bookers, dancers, or people waiting in line—honor and respect that.”

The lights above Podlasie Club’s old dance floor Credit: Micco Caporale

When Pleasure Club debuted in July 2021, Podlasie was resplendent in Soviet-era kitsch: a disco ball on the ceiling, a weathered parquet dance floor, vaguely Eastern European-looking flags, neon signs for Polish beers, and retro details such as a wall of reflective bubble domes, airbrushed black-light murals of bodies writhing and vine-covered coliseums, a warped mirror emblazoned with galloping horses, and overhead lights that chased each other in circles like a Ferris wheel at night. The bathroom floors heaved like funhouse mirrors underfoot, and there was a massive pool table whose surface had recorded innumerable spilled drinks. The bar felt visceral and unpretentious, in sharp contrast to the restrained and manicured condos and storefronts slowly inching up Milwaukee, and it attracted people eager for that energy.

Until the remodel, Podlasie hadn’t been updated since the 90s. The black-light murals and other campy details had been designed to excite overworked Eastern European transplants who’d come to America looking to escape state violence. Perhaps unsurprisingly, this struck a chord with today’s dancers, many of whom are wrestling with material and existential concerns loosely similar to those of Polish immigrants of the late 20th century. 

Danuta came to the States in 1980, when she was 38. Like many of her generation who settled in Avondale, she was escaping the dire economy and authoritarian government of communist Poland. Since the early 1900s, Chicago has had the largest Polish population of any American city; in fact, Grease is based on Polish Chicago teen culture of the 1950s. 

One of the former banquet hall’s murals, lost in the renovation Credit: Micco Caporale

Immigrants came to Chicago in three main waves, two of them during Poland’s post-WWII decades as part of the Soviet bloc. In 1981, the country’s communist regime declared martial law, hoping to squelch the independent trade union and anti-authoritarian movement popularly known as “Solidarity.” During the ensuing struggle over the fate of Poland—in 1989, it would begin its transformation into the democratic Third Polish Republic—people fled the country in droves. Because the U.S. had passed the Refugee Act in 1980, making it easier for Polish people to seek political asylum in the States rather than elsewhere in Europe, many of them ended up here.

In the 1980s, two neighborhoods recognized by Polish people as Jackowo (“yahts-KOH-voh”) and Wacławowo (“vahts-wa-VOH-voh”) made up what are now Avondale and parts of Irving and Jefferson Park. These were destinations that promised a cultural support system for Polish-only speakers, and many people, including Danuta, already had family here. Many immigrants of that era relied on “vacation visas” to get to the States, then never returned. This mass migration is sometimes called the Solidarity movement, not just because of the union pushing for change back home but also because of the new arrivals’ shared need to build futures together.

Everyone’s reason for leaving Poland was different, but by unspoken agreement, starting over here was safer than continuing to live under Poland’s repressive social and economic conditions. Focusing on that communal weight made recent immigrants more likely to support a  loosely organized culture of mutual aid. Coming to the States wasn’t easy for anyone. So when everyone’s life is hard, why not share in lightening the load?

Danuta, who still speaks only Polish, left behind an ex-husband and four children who were being looked after by her mother. She was welcomed into her uncle Stanley’s home and connected with jobs that didn’t require much talking. Mostly she worked as a cleaner, but in Poland, she’d been a barmaid. 

Serving drinks and chatting with people—performing the act of welcoming so that bar guests felt encouraged to relax and enjoy themselves—had always brought Danuta joy. But landing a local bar job was difficult as a non-English speaker. For six years, she worked long hours for low wages, often holding two or three jobs at a time so she could send money home while saving toward her dream of running her own club. She wanted a place where she could book the bands her friends loved and make them their favorite drinks. It’d be a home away from home. When Podlasie Club went up for sale in 1986, Danuta saw her opportunity.

Podlasie had never been the hottest spot in the neighborhood, but it had some name recognition, and Danuta could build on that. Because the bar had been around for a minute, locals knew it, but the name was meaningful to recent transplants too. Polish people know Podlasie as a region in the northeast of the country. “Pod” means “near” or “under” and “lasie” may be loosely derived from “forest,” so the name likely refers not just to a specific place and culture but also to a sense of being “by the woods”—or rather “out of the way.” 

Being able to get comfortable somewhere “out of the way” was especially important to Danuta’s clientele, since so many had arrived in America fleeing constant surveillance. During the period of martial law, which lasted from 1981 till 1983, people were expected to remain in their homes at night—at first the curfew was enforced from 7 PM till 6 AM, and later it was loosened slightly to begin at 10 PM. Authorities disconnected many phone lines and read mail before it was delivered. Community members frequently ratted one another out to curry favor with the state. Everyone felt hyperaware of being perceived, so they exercised tight control over what they were seen reading or wearing and policed their own public associations with other people. People learned to self-censor to feel safe. 

Living like that in Poland had been exhausting. But Polish Chicagoans also found it draining to work constantly in a new country where they didn’t speak the language or totally understand the culture. They were extremely worn out, so clubs popped up across Jackowo and Wacławowo targeting a spectrum of escapist tastes. What’s your pleasure? There’s something to help everyone’s mind drift.

Danuta catered to middle-aged people like herself who liked acoustic dance music—polka, folk, jazz. It was lively music with working-class roots, and it invited dancing from couples and families who enjoyed the rehearsed steps of polkas and waltzes. When Vitek arrived in 1994, he remembers the club being frequented by regulars during the week, then packedwith all kinds of people every Saturday and Sunday. Sometimes, the crowds showed up for weddings or birthdays, which he’d watch from the bar’s coat-check room, where he worked on weekends until landing a full-time job. Other times, they came out for concerts

Danuta’s son Vitek often worked the coat check when the bar hosted weddings. Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

Danuta could easily find good music; she simply asked her customers who their favorites were and monitored which performers were generating buzz at neighboring spots. Then she used her club connections back home to bring joy to her community. 

“People would say, ‘At Donna’s, there’s always a great band,’” says Vitek.

As documentarian Adrian Prawica points out in his 2018 film, A Night on Milwaukee Ave., Chicago’s Polish club scene thrived because it provided Polish Americans a glimpse of home while enriching Polish artists who were struggling in the old country. Many of the country’s top talents were huge celebrities domestically, but performing in Soviet-era Poland meant their fame came with a lot of visibility for very little money. Polish Chicagoans kept abreast of emerging Polish talent by hearing from visitors and recent immigrants, and many also remembered specific singers and bands they never expected to see live again, if they’d ever seen those artists in the first place—some were such big deals in Poland that their shows had seemed inaccessible.

To Polish performers, Avondale provided a small but dedicated fan base who really, really wanted to see them. Because American money went pretty far in communist Poland, Polish musicians who could make the trip overseas were always happy to play for expats. The artists drew much smaller crowds but earned significantly more money, and they could express themselves in ways they couldn’t back home. Polish Americans loved the chance to gossip, dance, do shots, or just sit elbow-to-elbow with their country’s biggest entertainers. From the 1970s till the 1990s, this mutually beneficial arrangement made clubs throughout the neighborhood feel electric.

All that changed in the 2000s. After 9/11, the U.S. aggressively overhauled its immigration system, and in 2004, Poland was admitted to the EU. Many immigrants who’d come to Chicago during the Solidarity years returned to Poland, and the ongoing internal migration from the city to the suburbs continued. Polish performers largely stopped touring the U.S. because it was no longer financially justifiable. The expat audience was older and less geographically concentrated, and more important, Polish musicians didn’t need it anymore. The Polish entertainment industry had recovered, and they could easily play to emigrants in England and Germany (currently the most popular countries for Polish expats), then return home on a two-hour flight. 

In the 90s, Podlasie had regularly packed the house on weekends, but by the end of the aughts it only occasionally offered entertainment. By the late 2010s, it had stopped hosting events altogether and resigned itself to life as a dive.

Danuta and her daughter, Violetta Konopka, who manages Podlasie Club Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

By 1994, all of Danuta’s children—Violetta, Vitek, Stanislaw, and Mariusz—had relocated to Chicago. Violetta came first in 1987, and she helped out at Podlasie Club a few days a week as a bartender before quitting for an office job. Then she got married, and in 1995, she left the state. Over time, the three brothers moved to the suburbs; Vitek became a corporate travel agent, Mariusz an organist, and Stanislaw a developer. Their mother remained in the city, running the bar alone. Then, in 2015, when Violetta was living in South Carolina, she got a call from Danuta. One of her bartenders was sick and on indefinite leave, and it felt impossible to replace a bilingual Polish worker at a struggling bar. Could Violetta please come home?

Until the pandemic, Violetta followed the same routine for years: she drove an hour into the city from Orland Park, opened the bar around noon, served her regulars (usually around happy hour), and closed up when she got bored (often sometime between seven and ten o’clock—the bar didn’t keep strict hours). She was happy to help her mother, but she and Vitek were concerned about the business’s future. Maybe they should cater to a younger crowd, Danuta’s children pressed—they could turn Podlasie into a disco to attract more people. Or maybe they should just sell the bar so they wouldn’t have to think about it anymore.

“For some reason, [Danuta] never dealt with younger clientele,” Violetta explains. “It was always older. She was very skeptical of doing a disco. I always thought, It’s a dive bar. What do young people want with a dive bar? . . . Then we met Ali and Sophia and Justine, who said, ‘We love this place, and I know that some other people would love it.’ And they were just the nicest kids. The absolute nicest kids.”

Having never entertained a younger crowd, Danuta had no idea what to expect. Would they bring drugs or violence? Did she have to worry about property damage? Would she have to call the cops? Once that crowd actually got in the door, though, things went OK. Najdi and Savin also taught the family that bar staff could be trained to keep guests safe and de-escalate conflict without involving police. This helped renew the family’s desire to keep the bar running. 

The old Podlasie bar, with the horses on the mirror Credit: Micco Caporale

The family also decided to invest in the bar’s future, hoping to attract more people—and more business—to the neighborhood. Though Avondale’s demographics have shifted, the life and prosperity created by its Polish community have yet to be replaced. In February, Alderperson Ariel Reboyras, whose ward covers much of Avondale, told Chicago magazine that its business vacancy rate is as high as 40 percent. Danuta, a resolutely independent person, can’t imagine ever leaving the neighborhood where she’s spent more than half her life, so she’s especially eager for local change that brings more activity. 

“Young people are being attracted to the area now,” Danuta explains via Vitek, her translator. “And young people . . . that’s life. It took a while to fill in the gap of missing Polish people here. Everything was Polish, every single store, pharmacies, bakeries, doctor’s offices, everything. They’re all uprooted and gone now. Businesses went out of business, and it’s taken years for that gap to be filled in with new life. It’s better to have businesses filled in and working than a nonworking block of nothing.”

The gut remodel of Podlasie, which began in late February 2022, was necessary to update the electrical system and bring the bathrooms up to code. Some of the best parts of the old bar (including the murals) couldn’t be preserved if the family wanted to make the building safer and more reliable. 

The family decided what to keep and what to scrap from the old bar with almost no input from Najdi, Savin, or Hopes. Danuta’s son Stanislaw oversaw the project. As owner of Wilmot Properties, he’s overseen many development projects in the Logan Square and Avondale neighborhoods, including the apartment building that went up on the site of landmark Polish business the Red Apple Buffet

Last year, Block Club reported that Stanislaw had won approval from the city to rezone a lot in Logan Square for a 56-unit apartment building (the spot was originally zoned to permit only 23). Neighbors objected to the dearth of affordable units—the proposal offered just eight, below the legal minimum given the building’s proximity to public transit. Additional outcry arose over the fact that the redevelopment would destroy Project Logan, a four-sided graffiti wall that’s long been a crown jewel of the city’s street-art scene. Launched as a community-led cleanup project, it attracts tourists from across the country.

Community pressure persuaded Stanislaw to increase the share of affordable units to the minimum mandated 20 percent, and he also granted Project Logan’s founders two ground-floor walls of the proposed building to use for graffiti in perpetuity. Despite these compromises, Stanislaw won’t be winning any popularity contests in the neighborhood for a while. And Najdi, Hopes, and Savin knew nothing about any of this until I asked them about it in August 2022.  

“I can feel the gentrification moving up Milwaukee,” Hopes told me during a phone call in March. He lives around the corner from Podlasie in a building that’s being gut rehabbed one apartment at a time by a Polish landlord who owns much of the block; he anticipates soon being priced out or kicked out of his apartment of seven years. “I knew the neighborhood was changing when—OK, you know those places where you go and drink wine with a group and everybody paints the same picture? When that happened down the street, it felt official.”

At Najdi and Hopes’s encouragement, Podlasie now has a PA system that aims for a classic 70s disco sound, not a modern techno sound. It’s inspired by the setup at Paradise Garage (aka the Garage or “Gay-rage”), a legendary New York disco spot that could keep a party going from the wee hours all the way into the early evening.

“The sound is cleaner, so you’re able to take in more details,” Hopes explains. “You can listen to music in a way that’s less likely to make your ears hurt, and it’s easier to speak over because you’re not competing with noise created by low-quality signal output. It’s extremely rare for midsize clubs for underground artists to have this level of quality.”

That level of quality lets DJs push the possibilities of their talents and see what effect it has on the audience. And the relatively small size of Podlasie means emerging talent can play to a packed house instead of a big club that’s half full. 

“The more places to experience dance music, the better,” insists Najdi. He wants underground artists to have a reliable aboveground venue that’s affordable and comfortable for the type of audience that would follow them from a warehouse party to a club. “Chicago has gotten limited in its scope and range, and there aren’t many spaces intentionally cultivating this kind of community that’s accessible to multiple cross sections.”

“From ambient, to disco, to house, techno, hip-hop,” says Hopes, “we really want to focus on Chicago talent. We definitely want to have people coming in from out of town, but there’s so many talented people here of every generation and every type of dance music. We want to connect them.”

Podlasie Club’s bookings reflect this desire—that didn’t change with the remodel. The club’s reopening night on September 17 was headlined by rave legend Bill Converse, superstar of Bauhaus-inspired electronic label Dark Entries Records. The openers were locals versed in darker underground sounds: Jordan Zawideh, Lorelei, Beau Wanzer, and Valdez. The bill at the next show, on September 23, featured the brighter, more R&B-driven vibes of DJs Garret David, Miss Twink USA, and Maudi. The Podlasie crew are delivering artists from all over the underground dance map, and the club’s Instagram posts have started providing biographical detail and historical context about each performer.

The view looking out from inside the front door of the old Podlasie Club Credit: Micco Caporale

But today Podlasie Club’s interior is a far cry from the space that welcomed everyone out of quarantine to throw back drinks and sweat into each other’s mouths. It’s mostly exposed brick, though there’s some intricate floral wallpaper inspired by Polish folk patterns; local artists (many of whom are Polish) have also installed mini murals. The bar portion is visually defined as a sitting-and-talking space, outlined by inky leather couches and dotted with pony-hair chairs. Electric candles of varying sizes cast a dim light, and a vague but unmistakable spicy-sweet aroma hangs in the air. The party area and its dance floor are still in the back, separated from the bar by a gauzy curtain that opens into a black box of oblivion. 

During the remodel, Vitek insisted that Podlasie would maintain its Polish spirit—there would be Polish-themed cocktails, and throughout the club the decor would make visual nods to Polish folklore. The old Polish beer signs would stay too. But in an important sense, whatever Podlasie did would have a Polish spirit, because it’s still run by Polish people.

“That’s who you are,” he says. “If you’re not authentic to where you’re from, you don’t have anything. I’m an American, but I’m Polish first. That’s important to all of us, including my sister. Mom worked really hard on this place for all these years. So we kind of want to keep it going, even though the clientele has changed. Mom is excited it’s still going. It’s almost like a big circle, you know? It’s a totally different genre of music and all that, but at the end of the day, you know, the ownership stays in Polish hands.”

On September 30, I went to Podlasie to catch Humboldt Arboreal Soundsystem—an informal DJ pop-up known for presenting weekend summer dance sets beneath a large tent in Humboldt Park. They’re a beloved staple of the local dance community, and they even loaned Najdi speakers for the first Pleasure Club party. 

On the dance floor, I saw a white guy in a hoodie get unpleasant with an older Black woman in a straw hat who’d bumped into him as she danced. Another guy pressed his face into a woman’s ear to loudly explain house music as they stood still in the middle of the dance floor. Many people were elbowing dancers away so they could take selfies, even though the room was extremely dark. By the bar, there was a group of maybe seven men in suits—not office suits but the kind worn with no tie and a shirt button popped. One of them tried to dazzle the rest by balancing a beer can on his head, and another stumbled on something. He picked it up and offered it for group inspection: an empty bottle of VCR head cleaner. “What the fuck?” he said, and someone offered an explanation of poppers that sounded like a half-remembered Wikipedia article. Everyone laughed—what an amusingly exotic artifact they’d found. I stopped waiting for Humboldt Arboreal Soundsystem and went home before 1 AM. On opening night, I’d left before Bill Converse played too.

Chicago teems with people at peak clubbing age who feel unpleasantly hyperaware of being perceived—they’re policed by peers on social media, policed by social media platforms themselves, literally policed in their communities, or all three. And every day they have to publicly perform as very specific versions of themselves to make money. They’re eager for relaxed, accessible places to escape that exhausting virtual panopticon—places like Podlasie used to be and still could be again. 

Many of these people are transplants making their living in the gig economy and renting rooms in packed apartments, but unlike Danuta and much of her generation, they almost certainly won’t be able to finance a building, even by working several low-paying jobs—and they certainly won’t be able to do it in less than ten years like she did. That means they’re unlikely to ever have ownership of their own club spaces—the kinds of changes that Podlasie has undergone will remain out of their control wherever they go.

At pre-remodel Podlasie, hundreds of people returned from a year spent inside enduring the botched government COVID response to find refuge from the pandemic’s acceleration of America’s economic collapse and descent into fascism. The bar echoed many of the aesthetics driving today’s cutting-edge club music—coldwave, for instance, is inspired by the low-tech synth experiments of Italo disco and 70s and 80s Eastern European dance music. For a beautiful moment in 2021, from the middle of July to the middle of December, Podlasie was the perfect cultural balm that no one could have predicted finding.

“We were a group of four young people wanting to listen to music and celebrate our love for one another,” says Lane, recalling the early days of Pleasure Club. “And while I’m not part of Podlasie anymore, it brings me joy to know that I was able to spend a few parties looking at a dance floor and seeing my best friends, complete strangers, and people I haven’t seen in years uniting and experiencing something really special. I hope there are many, many more lines down the block for the family, because they truly deserve it.”

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A love letter to ‘snakies’Joey Shapiroon October 13, 2022 at 3:17 pm

It’s often said that love finds you only when you’re not looking for it. This has been my experience with movies about giant snakes, mutant snakes, unholy hybrids of snake and man, and, in one case, a man with a snake for an arm. Why did it have to be snakes? I don’t have especially strong feelings about them, and yet in the last few years I’ve accidentally become an expert on the deranged world of snakesploitation horror cinema. Though they may not earn themselves a spot in the Library of Congress (yet . . .), these magnetically strange B movies have slithered their way into the annals of my heart. As Halloween fast approaches, and with the Criterion Channel now streaming Ken Russell’s more mainstream but cartoonishly horny The Lair of the White Worm as part of their 80s horror collection, there’s no better time to dive into the genre.

In many ways the original snakesploitation story is that of Adam and Eve. For the sake of brevity, though, we can fast-forward to the next most important one: 1973’s Sssssss, about lab assistant David who naively trusts his snake scientist employer, Dr. Stoner, not to inject him with an experimental serum that will turn him into a snake-man. With numerous actual king cobras lunging at its cast onscreen and Animorphs-adjacent special effects by John Chambers—the man behind the beloved ape suits in Planet of the Apes who was also inexplicably one of the masterminds of the real-life hostage rescue that inspired ArgoSssssss remains one of the strangest, most uncategorizable B movies of the early 70s. The joys of watching it are immediate and undeniable, as we bear witness to Dirk Benedict of The A-Team fame as he molts his skin, turns green, falls in love, and is attacked by a mongoose, all while trying to wrest control of his humanity from his mad scientist boss.

Widely considered to be the Michael Jordan of movies about humongous killer snakes, Oliver Reed starred in not one but two snake motion pictures (popularly known as “snakies”) in the early 80s: Venom in 1981 and Spasms in 1983. The former paired him with Klaus Kinski—famed for his Werner Herzog collaborations and for looking like a leather Muppet brought to life by an evil wizard—for a riff on Dog Day Afternoon. The twist, as you may have guessed, is that it’s Dog Day Afternoon with a black mamba snake on the loose amidst Reed and Kinski’s hostages. It’s about as ridiculous as it sounds and has murder-by-snake in abundance, but doesn’t hold a candle to Oliver’s even more unhinged Spasms, in which he plays a reclusive millionaire paying big money to track down the monster serpent whose bite imbued him with extrasensory perception. Peter Fonda costars as a medium hired to facilitate a psychic connection between Reed and the snake, with the one kink in their plans being a satanic snake cult that wants the serpent for themselves. Neither film is essential per se, but both contain fleeting glimpses of what Alfred Hitchcock would call “pure cinema,” by which I mean people get bit real good by giant super-snakes and, in some cases, explode.

Even in their more outré moments, all of these films fall under the more conventional side of snakesploitation, the kind of movies just tasteful enough to air on TCM on a day when Ted Turner is out of the office. There is, however, a weirder, sleazier side of the micro-genre, and here is where Curse II: The Bite comes into play. Call it advanced snakesploitation. A himbo on a road trip with his girlfriend takes a shortcut through a former nuclear test site in the desert, is bitten by one of the many mutant rattlesnakes who call the region home, and soon finds his arm turning into a killer snake with a mind of its own. What it lacks in “suspense” or “pacing”—bourgeois standards of quality invented by The Man to keep the public from seeing a guy with a snake for an arm puke up a lot of smaller snakes at once— it more than makes up for with ever-escalating shock value and an abundance of unhinged gore by Japanese special effects legend Screaming Mad George.

The true hidden gem of snakesploitation cinema though, and the one that achieves the perfect synthesis of studio polish and hysterical trashiness, is 1978’s supercharged Carrie rip-off Jennifer. Everything lurid about Brian De Palma’s film is taken into maximum overdrive here: the bullies are no longer high school evil but attempted-murder evil, the unstable Christian parent is somehow even more unstable and Christian, and the eponymous teen has the power to conjure and mind-control snakes the size of Buicks. It’s a perfect storm of melodrama and exploitation cranked up to 11 as Jennifer’s sex-crazed, bloodthirsty teen rivals repeatedly try to off her for being, in their words, a “hillbilly bitch.” Not only a treat for the snake-loving freaks among us, but a veritable all-you-can-eat buffet of slickly produced garbage.

There is of course an elephant (snake) in the room (plane) when discussing snake cinema. Snakes on a Plane (2006) is snakesploitation gone corporate, snakesploitation selling out on its major-label debut. Needless to say, it holds no respect from me, a leading scholar on herpetological cinema. Directed by the man behind the only two bad Final Destination movies (the second and fourth, for the record), it feels explicitly made to earn back its budget in syndication on Spike TV. There’s plenty of computer-generated snakes biting genitals, but it’s all broad strokes with no passion or thought put into those crotch bites, a product being sold to us by cynical snake-hating Hollywood suits rather than something genuinely weird and interesting. One needs only to look at the Snakes on a Plane climax, in which Samuel L. Jackson easily ejects the snakes from his aircraft by shooting open a plane window. 

Where is the spectacle, where is the joy? Compare this to the climactic moment of Spasms when a 20-foot-long Micronesian serpent attempts to blow up Oliver Reed with psychokinetic explosions, they engage in a man-on-snake knife fight, then licensed medium Peter Fonda steps in to shoot the snake in the mouth many, many times with an assault rifle. Therein lies the radical, man-dominating-nature catharsis we yearn for, and often find, in the humble snakesploitation film.

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Will lightning strike Podlasie Club twice?Micco Caporaleon October 13, 2022 at 3:51 pm

Dancers in Podlasie Club’s former banquet hall, before the bar shut down for remodeling Credit: Aaron Rolle

By all accounts, the debut of Podlasie Club’s namesake party, Podlasie Pleasure Club, was insane. It was a muggy night in July 2021, and organizers were expecting a turnout of maybe 50. Podlasie hadn’t hosted an event in almost a decade, and it was only zoned to accommodate 104. So when the club got so full that the sidewalk along Central Park was thronged by people with high-water pants, shaved heads, harnesses, and ice-dyed tees, everyone was stunned. 

Bar manager Violetta Konopka was relieved she’d had the foresight to ask her younger brother Vitek Pluta for help. But even with a second set of hands, the veteran drink slinger struggled to meet the demand. She and Vitek broke out Solo cups to keep up with orders and eventually accepted help from three party guests. At one point, the power briefly failed, and by the end of the night, the bar was out of ice and vodka. Its beer supply had been drunk nearly dry. 

As stressful as the evening was for Podlasie’s staff, though, it was also really fun, even for them. Violetta and Vitek both recount the night flying by, carried by the energizing music and dozens of conversations with friendly, interesting patrons they’d never seen before. Pleasure Club’s organizers helped with cleanup too. 

The bar also sorely needed the money the party brought in. For years, Podlasie had been operating as a neighborhood watering hole for a dwindling supply of weekday regulars, and it’d barely survived the first 15 months of the pandemic. The first Pleasure Club had hit the bar like a flash flood in Death Valley, and Violetta felt like all she’d had to do was let it happen. Its success attracted a slate of party planners eager to throw their own music nights at Podlasie, and to Violetta it seemed like a no-brainer to steer the club in that new direction.

By fall 2021, Podlasie was the buzziest dance spot in the city. In less than six months, it had become a pocket universe for twenty- and thirtysomethings eager to purge their lockdown demons with beat-driven catharsis. The varied bookings included rising underground artists such as Tijuana-based reggaeton superstar Muxxxe and Brooklyn-based techno talent Akua, with local DJs sharing the bill and the spotlight. The drinks were cheap and strong, and the atmosphere and decor were unlike anything at a bar drawing this much traffic. 

When the Omicron variant hit late in the year, the owners decided to make the best of it—they closed the club, but they did it not just to protect public health but also to remodel the space. When Podlasie announced the impending makeover, its new fans wondered: Was this next chapter going to confirm the bar as a driver of the rapid gentrification of Avondale? Could Podlasie enjoy a few nips and tucks without losing the amazing vibe that had helped transform it into an oasis? The club reopened last month, and the radical transformation of its look, feel, and sound has raised more questions than it’s answered.

M50, Frail808, Alejandro MarencoAdmission is cash only at the door. Fri 10/14, 9 PM, Podlasie Club, 2918 N. Central Park, $10, 21+

Podlasie Club (pronounced “pohd-LA-shyeh”) is owned by Violetta’s mother, Danuta Pluta, an 80-year-old immigrant who’s called the neighborhood home for 42 years. Like many Polish people in Chicagoland, Danuta’s children have left the city for the suburbs, but she’s chosen to remain in her apartment above the bar, where she’s lived since buying the building at 2918 N. Central Park in 1986. She says Podlasie has been operating since the 1970s. She’d been struggling, mostly by herself, to attract a new audience to keep the bar alive, but a chance encounter shortly before the pandemic ended up doing the job for her. A year and a half later, it resulted in the storied debut of the Podlasie Pleasure Club dance night at the height of vaccine summer.

Podlasie Club owner Danuta Pluta behind the bar in the good old days Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

The loose group of friends behind the Podlasie Pleasure Club project never meant for it to be a big dealcertainly not something that attracted coverage by the Tribuneand Block Club and indirectly resulted in a complete interior makeover of the bar. The seed for the party was planted on a crisp evening in January 2020, when Justine Tobiasz called up the Podlasie Club to ask if they were still open for the night. Tobiasz, who works as a media archivist for WBEZ, is a first-generation Polish American from outside the city who was raised on tales of Chicago’s vibrant Polish community. She fondly recalls visiting the city in 2015 and attending a polka night at Podlasie when the club still catered to a more Polish audience—and since then she’s struggled to find the sense of cultural communion she felt there. 

That evening in January, it was her birthday, and she wanted to share some of the magic and history of the space with friends. Would Podlasie be willing to put off closing a few more hours? Roughly 20 people braved glacial temperatures to experience the space—courage Violetta rewarded with ample stories and vodka. The club had a bar and coat-check area in front and descended into a small banquet hall with a dance floor in back, and for the first time in ages, it seemed, it was full of laughter and excitement.

One of the guests was Ali Najdi, 30, a Kuwaiti immigrant who’d just completed a music technology degree at Columbia College. In 2016, he’d moved to Chicago in large part because of its history of innovative dance music. 

Najdi had spent his formative years downloading dance music via LimeWire onto the family computer. Growing up, he listened to all sorts of pop—Gloria Estefan, the Gipsy Kings, the Police. Eventually, he realized he was always picking up music built around a four-on-the-floor beat: the dance rhythm at the heart of disco, house, and electronic club music in general. When his family relocated from Kuwait to New Orleans after the 2008 financial crisis, he found himself adapting to a new culture and slowly becoming enamored with American nightlife. He wanted to commune with people who shared his love for this kind of music.

“In Kuwait,” he says, “there weren’t bars or nightlife. Fun was smoking shisha and maybe going to the desert to light things on fire.”

After Najdi moved to Chicago, though, he didn’t find it as easy as he’d hoped to immerse himself in the city’s music culture. Attending school full-time while working full-time to meet the high cost of living kept him from really connecting with the dance scene. He struggled to find the time and money to go out. 

At the time of Tobiasz’s get-together, he’d graduated, and he was working for the Numero Group and DJing when he could. But he’d spent the previous few years doing all that and waiting tables and studying. He was pretty burned out and eager to make dance music a bigger part of his life. That night, as he stumbled into the depths of the bar—which he describes as a “cavern of darkness” because the lights leading into the party area were off and the space felt so deep—he was amazed at what he found.

“I didn’t really venture back there until later in the night,” Najdi says. “I was like, ‘Whoa, it just keeps going,’ and then I hit the dance floor. And I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is a real wooden dance floor, and there’s a stage and speakers hanging from the ceiling! Like, what? What’s going on? What is this place?’ This is a space that was not being utilized for something that it was clearly already built for, you know? And that was exciting to me.”

He rushed back to the bar in the front room and floated the notion of a dance night at Podlasie, testing how game Konopka might be and checking to see what his friends thought. Everyone chatted excitedly and began bouncing ideas around, so he and Konopka decided to keep in touch. 

A different side of Danuta Pluta Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

Then, just over a month later, COVID-19 hit, and the bar’s already uncertain future became cloudier. In some ways, the family was in a good spot to weather the pandemic. Danuta has tenants in the building’s other apartment, so Podlasie isn’t her sole source of income, and her kids are already varying degrees of comfortable. Still, upkeep on a struggling bar was difficult for Danuta, Vitek, and Violetta, especially as the pandemic shutdown stretched from months to a year and Danuta’s age-related ailments worsened.

Violetta was transparent with Najdi: six months into the pandemic, the family had almost sold Podlasie, and they still might if the right buyer came along. After that initial deal fell through, the club’s urgent financial situation made throwing at least one party even more attractive. Najdi felt he had to work quickly: Who knew how much longer Podlasie would be around? He and a few others from that January night, including Tobiasz, S. Nicole Lane, and Alejandro Zerah, worked together to conceive of Podlasie Pleasure Club, loosely inspired by New Orleans’s social aid and pleasure clubs. 

“New Orleans pleasure clubs are like, ‘This is a place to experience pleasure, no strings attached,’” says Najdi.

Dating back to the 1880s, these party spaces began as a way to provide social and sometimes economic relief to formerly enslaved African Americans and their relatives. They continue today as outlets for maintaining cultural history and rituals built on fellowship and mutual aid within the Black diaspora. That’s a lot to aspire toward for a group of novice party promoters without their own space, especially because Najdi and his friends are from diverse cultural backgrounds and mostly transplants to Chicago. But they’d spent more than a year cooped up inside, so reframing partying as communion felt both appealing and obvious.

“We need more spaces to dance, and I mean, really dance,” writes Lane, a seasoned clubber (and former Reader staffer) in an email. “People want to move in a dynamic way that is free of the ‘see and be seen’ culture that infiltrates other club spaces in the city. Podlasie offers that.”

Sophia Savin, a former bartender and nanny now working in event planning, came out that first night in July 2021 after seeing an Instagram flyer from Najdi, then a casual friend. She remembers showing up to an empty bar around 9 PM. Najdi was DJing with Zerah, but the room was dead. She left. When she returned two hours later, the house was packed and the crowd spilled into the street. Savin, who’d grown up in Rockford throwing house shows and the like, recognized the need to jump in—she asked if she could help Violetta and Vitek keep up with drink orders. So did a few others, including Zerah, who also helped Najdi troubleshoot equipment and electrical issues. 

It was chaos, but in that magical way where everyone was excited to be away from their computers experiencing something human together: sweat, coincidence, eroticism, play. Afterward Savin went to a nearby Golden Nugget with the party organizers and their friends, eager to keep the excitement going and get involved with the next event. The next day, someone commented on Pleasure Club’s Instagram, “Best night of my life! Thank you.”

“We need more spaces to dance, and I mean, really dance,” says Podlasie Pleasure Club cofounder S. Nicole Lane. Credit: Aaron Rolle

When other people from across the electronic-music scene began approaching Violetta to throw their own parties at Podlasie, she developed an informal booking system: she’d simply write their names and numbers in pencil on a calendar behind the bar, then wait for them to show up at some point on their scheduled day. 

Not every party was planned as well as Podlasie Pleasure Club. Its organizers brought their own audio gear and handed out flyers, and Tobiasz made curtains to add ambience to the bar as well as silk-screened promotional posters to hang around town. Teddy Piekarz (who works in the Reader sales department) paid for an ad in the Reader. By contrast, new promoters who came aboard after Pleasure Club’s debut sometimes ended up with extremely sparse attendance. On several occasions, organizers arrived without necessary sound equipment (subwoofers, for instance) because they’d assumed the club provided it and Violetta didn’t know that she needed to say otherwise. More than once, hosts ran long, noisy sound checks that bothered Violetta’s regulars as they tried to unwind and shoot the breeze after work. 

The greener someone throwing a party was, the longer Violetta had to wait for them to load up and leave at the end of the night—and the later she got home. Many didn’t help with cleanup, and the outdated, failure-prone electrical system in the party area (formerly a banquet hall) was a constant problem. By October 2021, the novelty of this new revenue stream was starting to wear off for Violetta and Vitek—they were feeling overwhelmed by the logistics of ensuring successful events.

Because Najdi and Savin had played such a big role in unbottling the party genie, they felt some responsibility for the chaos at the bar, and especially for the stress it was causing Violetta. As often as they could, they volunteered to help run other parties that Violetta had booked, so that they’d go more smoothly. They gradually picked up more and more event tasks so she could focus on what she knew best: running the bar with endearing hospitality. 

The pool table between the bar and the former banquet hall Credit: Micco Caporale

When Zerah got a full-time job with Metro and Smart Bar in September 2021, Najdi reached out to his friend Jake Hopes to help with sound and electrical issues. Hopes, an Iowa-born record collector who’s been part of the electronic-music scene since moving here in 2014, lent the bar some of his personal audio equipment, built a makeshift DJ booth, and jerry-rigged the power supply so there’d be fewer outages. By November, the trio of Najdi, Savin, and Hopes had set up an Instagram for event promotion and an official Podlasie email to keep track of booking requests and other queries. They also switched the bar to a digital calendar and began scouting talent to ensure robust, diverse lineups. By the time the bar closed for remodeling, Violetta had been able to hire three new bartenders and three bouncers and was looking forward to adding barbacks and a cleaning crew upon reopening. 

Najdi and Savin see their labor as an investment in their communities and the Pluta family; they both affectionately refer to Violetta as “V” and describe her like an adopted mother. Hopes, who lives off multiple odd jobs, is worried that Avondale is losing its character and becoming unaffordable. He just wants an affordable hangout where people can drown out the noise of the outside world while listening to interesting music in a welcoming environment. He sees devoting time and energy to Podlasie Club as working toward the neighborhood he wants rather than the one he senses being forced on him.

After Podlasie Club’s reopening, Savin, Najdi, and Hopes joined the bar’s staff. Savin handles event organizing and promotion; Najdi and Hopes focus on booking talent and keeping the sound system running smoothly. Until going on payroll last month, the three of them had received minimal compensation for the work they did as they got more formally involved in growing the bar. During the five months when the club was picking up steam as a party spot, tensions emerged among the Pleasure Club crew. Tobiasz, Lane, Zerah, and Najdi were among the founders, with other friends pitching in during its short run. Now the party is on indefinite hiatus—it hasn’t returned since the reopening—and Tobiasz and Lane have cut ties with Pleasure Club. 

Everyone I spoke to who’d thrown parties at Podlasie last year (including Najdi, Hopes, and Savin) expressed anxiety about the club’s potential role in gentrification. Some specifically criticized the three members of the crew who’ve become staff, accusing them of disrespecting Podlasie’s Polish history or hosting events that would bring about a dramatic change in the neighborhood.

“It’s Violetta and Vitek’s bar first and foremost,” Lane says. “This isn’t a ‘new Danny’s.’ It’s Podlasie. And it’s been there a lot longer than most of us. It has a huge history of dancing and community. The music is just a little different. I hope people—meaning DJs, bookers, dancers, or people waiting in line—honor and respect that.”

The lights above Podlasie Club’s old dance floor Credit: Micco Caporale

When Pleasure Club debuted in July 2021, Podlasie was resplendent in Soviet-era kitsch: a disco ball on the ceiling, a weathered parquet dance floor, vaguely Eastern European-looking flags, neon signs for Polish beers, and retro details such as a wall of reflective bubble domes, airbrushed black-light murals of bodies writhing and vine-covered coliseums, a warped mirror emblazoned with galloping horses, and overhead lights that chased each other in circles like a Ferris wheel at night. The bathroom floors heaved like funhouse mirrors underfoot, and there was a massive pool table whose surface had recorded innumerable spilled drinks. The bar felt visceral and unpretentious, in sharp contrast to the restrained and manicured condos and storefronts slowly inching up Milwaukee, and it attracted people eager for that energy.

Until the remodel, Podlasie hadn’t been updated since the 90s. The black-light murals and other campy details had been designed to excite overworked Eastern European transplants who’d come to America looking to escape state violence. Perhaps unsurprisingly, this struck a chord with today’s dancers, many of whom are wrestling with material and existential concerns loosely similar to those of Polish immigrants of the late 20th century. 

Danuta came to the States in 1980, when she was 38. Like many of her generation who settled in Avondale, she was escaping the dire economy and authoritarian government of communist Poland. Since the early 1900s, Chicago has had the largest Polish population of any American city; in fact, Grease is based on Polish Chicago teen culture of the 1950s. 

One of the former banquet hall’s murals, lost in the renovation Credit: Micco Caporale

Immigrants came to Chicago in three main waves, two of them during Poland’s post-WWII decades as part of the Soviet bloc. In 1981, the country’s communist regime declared martial law, hoping to squelch the independent trade union and anti-authoritarian movement popularly known as “Solidarity.” During the ensuing struggle over the fate of Poland—in 1989, it would begin its transformation into the democratic Third Polish Republic—people fled the country in droves. Because the U.S. had passed the Refugee Act in 1980, making it easier for Polish people to seek political asylum in the States rather than elsewhere in Europe, many of them ended up here.

In the 1980s, two neighborhoods recognized by Polish people as Jackowo (“yahts-KOH-voh”) and Wacławowo (“vahts-wa-VOH-voh”) made up what are now Avondale and parts of Irving and Jefferson Park. These were destinations that promised a cultural support system for Polish-only speakers, and many people, including Danuta, already had family here. Many immigrants of that era relied on “vacation visas” to get to the States, then never returned. This mass migration is sometimes called the Solidarity movement, not just because of the union pushing for change back home but also because of the new arrivals’ shared need to build futures together.

Everyone’s reason for leaving Poland was different, but by unspoken agreement, starting over here was safer than continuing to live under Poland’s repressive social and economic conditions. Focusing on that communal weight made recent immigrants more likely to support a  loosely organized culture of mutual aid. Coming to the States wasn’t easy for anyone. So when everyone’s life is hard, why not share in lightening the load?

Danuta, who still speaks only Polish, left behind an ex-husband and four children who were being looked after by her mother. She was welcomed into her uncle Stanley’s home and connected with jobs that didn’t require much talking. Mostly she worked as a cleaner, but in Poland, she’d been a barmaid. 

Serving drinks and chatting with people—performing the act of welcoming so that bar guests felt encouraged to relax and enjoy themselves—had always brought Danuta joy. But landing a local bar job was difficult as a non-English speaker. For six years, she worked long hours for low wages, often holding two or three jobs at a time so she could send money home while saving toward her dream of running her own club. She wanted a place where she could book the bands her friends loved and make them their favorite drinks. It’d be a home away from home. When Podlasie Club went up for sale in 1986, Danuta saw her opportunity.

Podlasie had never been the hottest spot in the neighborhood, but it had some name recognition, and Danuta could build on that. Because the bar had been around for a minute, locals knew it, but the name was meaningful to recent transplants too. Polish people know Podlasie as a region in the northeast of the country. “Pod” means “near” or “under” and “lasie” may be loosely derived from “forest,” so the name likely refers not just to a specific place and culture but also to a sense of being “by the woods”—or rather “out of the way.” 

Being able to get comfortable somewhere “out of the way” was especially important to Danuta’s clientele, since so many had arrived in America fleeing constant surveillance. During the period of martial law, which lasted from 1981 till 1983, people were expected to remain in their homes at night—at first the curfew was enforced from 7 PM till 6 AM, and later it was loosened slightly to begin at 10 PM. Authorities disconnected many phone lines and read mail before it was delivered. Community members frequently ratted one another out to curry favor with the state. Everyone felt hyperaware of being perceived, so they exercised tight control over what they were seen reading or wearing and policed their own public associations with other people. People learned to self-censor to feel safe. 

Living like that in Poland had been exhausting. But Polish Chicagoans also found it draining to work constantly in a new country where they didn’t speak the language or totally understand the culture. They were extremely worn out, so clubs popped up across Jackowo and Wacławowo targeting a spectrum of escapist tastes. What’s your pleasure? There’s something to help everyone’s mind drift.

Danuta catered to middle-aged people like herself who liked acoustic dance music—polka, folk, jazz. It was lively music with working-class roots, and it invited dancing from couples and families who enjoyed the rehearsed steps of polkas and waltzes. When Vitek arrived in 1994, he remembers the club being frequented by regulars during the week, then packedwith all kinds of people every Saturday and Sunday. Sometimes, the crowds showed up for weddings or birthdays, which he’d watch from the bar’s coat-check room, where he worked on weekends until landing a full-time job. Other times, they came out for concerts

Danuta’s son Vitek often worked the coat check when the bar hosted weddings. Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

Danuta could easily find good music; she simply asked her customers who their favorites were and monitored which performers were generating buzz at neighboring spots. Then she used her club connections back home to bring joy to her community. 

“People would say, ‘At Donna’s, there’s always a great band,’” says Vitek.

As documentarian Adrian Prawica points out in his 2018 film, A Night on Milwaukee Ave., Chicago’s Polish club scene thrived because it provided Polish Americans a glimpse of home while enriching Polish artists who were struggling in the old country. Many of the country’s top talents were huge celebrities domestically, but performing in Soviet-era Poland meant their fame came with a lot of visibility for very little money. Polish Chicagoans kept abreast of emerging Polish talent by hearing from visitors and recent immigrants, and many also remembered specific singers and bands they never expected to see live again, if they’d ever seen those artists in the first place—some were such big deals in Poland that their shows had seemed inaccessible.

To Polish performers, Avondale provided a small but dedicated fan base who really, really wanted to see them. Because American money went pretty far in communist Poland, Polish musicians who could make the trip overseas were always happy to play for expats. The artists drew much smaller crowds but earned significantly more money, and they could express themselves in ways they couldn’t back home. Polish Americans loved the chance to gossip, dance, do shots, or just sit elbow-to-elbow with their country’s biggest entertainers. From the 1970s till the 1990s, this mutually beneficial arrangement made clubs throughout the neighborhood feel electric.

All that changed in the 2000s. After 9/11, the U.S. aggressively overhauled its immigration system, and in 2004, Poland was admitted to the EU. Many immigrants who’d come to Chicago during the Solidarity years returned to Poland, and the ongoing internal migration from the city to the suburbs continued. Polish performers largely stopped touring the U.S. because it was no longer financially justifiable. The expat audience was older and less geographically concentrated, and more important, Polish musicians didn’t need it anymore. The Polish entertainment industry had recovered, and they could easily play to emigrants in England and Germany (currently the most popular countries for Polish expats), then return home on a two-hour flight. 

In the 90s, Podlasie had regularly packed the house on weekends, but by the end of the aughts it only occasionally offered entertainment. By the late 2010s, it had stopped hosting events altogether and resigned itself to life as a dive.

Danuta and her daughter, Violetta Konopka, who manages Podlasie Club Credit: Courtesy Podlasie Club

By 1994, all of Danuta’s children—Violetta, Vitek, Stanislaw, and Mariusz—had relocated to Chicago. Violetta came first in 1987, and she helped out at Podlasie Club a few days a week as a bartender before quitting for an office job. Then she got married, and in 1995, she left the state. Over time, the three brothers moved to the suburbs; Vitek became a corporate travel agent, Mariusz an organist, and Stanislaw a developer. Their mother remained in the city, running the bar alone. Then, in 2015, when Violetta was living in South Carolina, she got a call from Danuta. One of her bartenders was sick and on indefinite leave, and it felt impossible to replace a bilingual Polish worker at a struggling bar. Could Violetta please come home?

Until the pandemic, Violetta followed the same routine for years: she drove an hour into the city from Orland Park, opened the bar around noon, served her regulars (usually around happy hour), and closed up when she got bored (often sometime between seven and ten o’clock—the bar didn’t keep strict hours). She was happy to help her mother, but she and Vitek were concerned about the business’s future. Maybe they should cater to a younger crowd, Danuta’s children pressed—they could turn Podlasie into a disco to attract more people. Or maybe they should just sell the bar so they wouldn’t have to think about it anymore.

“For some reason, [Danuta] never dealt with younger clientele,” Violetta explains. “It was always older. She was very skeptical of doing a disco. I always thought, It’s a dive bar. What do young people want with a dive bar? . . . Then we met Ali and Sophia and Justine, who said, ‘We love this place, and I know that some other people would love it.’ And they were just the nicest kids. The absolute nicest kids.”

Having never entertained a younger crowd, Danuta had no idea what to expect. Would they bring drugs or violence? Did she have to worry about property damage? Would she have to call the cops? Once that crowd actually got in the door, though, things went OK. Najdi and Savin also taught the family that bar staff could be trained to keep guests safe and de-escalate conflict without involving police. This helped renew the family’s desire to keep the bar running. 

The old Podlasie bar, with the horses on the mirror Credit: Micco Caporale

The family also decided to invest in the bar’s future, hoping to attract more people—and more business—to the neighborhood. Though Avondale’s demographics have shifted, the life and prosperity created by its Polish community have yet to be replaced. In February, Alderperson Ariel Reboyras, whose ward covers much of Avondale, told Chicago magazine that its business vacancy rate is as high as 40 percent. Danuta, a resolutely independent person, can’t imagine ever leaving the neighborhood where she’s spent more than half her life, so she’s especially eager for local change that brings more activity. 

“Young people are being attracted to the area now,” Danuta explains via Vitek, her translator. “And young people . . . that’s life. It took a while to fill in the gap of missing Polish people here. Everything was Polish, every single store, pharmacies, bakeries, doctor’s offices, everything. They’re all uprooted and gone now. Businesses went out of business, and it’s taken years for that gap to be filled in with new life. It’s better to have businesses filled in and working than a nonworking block of nothing.”

The gut remodel of Podlasie, which began in late February 2022, was necessary to update the electrical system and bring the bathrooms up to code. Some of the best parts of the old bar (including the murals) couldn’t be preserved if the family wanted to make the building safer and more reliable. 

The family decided what to keep and what to scrap from the old bar with almost no input from Najdi, Savin, or Hopes. Danuta’s son Stanislaw oversaw the project. As owner of Wilmot Properties, he’s overseen many development projects in the Logan Square and Avondale neighborhoods, including the apartment building that went up on the site of landmark Polish business the Red Apple Buffet

Last year, Block Club reported that Stanislaw had won approval from the city to rezone a lot in Logan Square for a 56-unit apartment building (the spot was originally zoned to permit only 23). Neighbors objected to the dearth of affordable units—the proposal offered just eight, below the legal minimum given the building’s proximity to public transit. Additional outcry arose over the fact that the redevelopment would destroy Project Logan, a four-sided graffiti wall that’s long been a crown jewel of the city’s street-art scene. Launched as a community-led cleanup project, it attracts tourists from across the country.

Community pressure persuaded Stanislaw to increase the share of affordable units to the minimum mandated 20 percent, and he also granted Project Logan’s founders two ground-floor walls of the proposed building to use for graffiti in perpetuity. Despite these compromises, Stanislaw won’t be winning any popularity contests in the neighborhood for a while. And Najdi, Hopes, and Savin knew nothing about any of this until I asked them about it in August 2022.  

“I can feel the gentrification moving up Milwaukee,” Hopes told me during a phone call in March. He lives around the corner from Podlasie in a building that’s being gut rehabbed one apartment at a time by a Polish landlord who owns much of the block; he anticipates soon being priced out or kicked out of his apartment of seven years. “I knew the neighborhood was changing when—OK, you know those places where you go and drink wine with a group and everybody paints the same picture? When that happened down the street, it felt official.”

At Najdi and Hopes’s encouragement, Podlasie now has a PA system that aims for a classic 70s disco sound, not a modern techno sound. It’s inspired by the setup at Paradise Garage (aka the Garage or “Gay-rage”), a legendary New York disco spot that could keep a party going from the wee hours all the way into the early evening.

“The sound is cleaner, so you’re able to take in more details,” Hopes explains. “You can listen to music in a way that’s less likely to make your ears hurt, and it’s easier to speak over because you’re not competing with noise created by low-quality signal output. It’s extremely rare for midsize clubs for underground artists to have this level of quality.”

That level of quality lets DJs push the possibilities of their talents and see what effect it has on the audience. And the relatively small size of Podlasie means emerging talent can play to a packed house instead of a big club that’s half full. 

“The more places to experience dance music, the better,” insists Najdi. He wants underground artists to have a reliable aboveground venue that’s affordable and comfortable for the type of audience that would follow them from a warehouse party to a club. “Chicago has gotten limited in its scope and range, and there aren’t many spaces intentionally cultivating this kind of community that’s accessible to multiple cross sections.”

“From ambient, to disco, to house, techno, hip-hop,” says Hopes, “we really want to focus on Chicago talent. We definitely want to have people coming in from out of town, but there’s so many talented people here of every generation and every type of dance music. We want to connect them.”

Podlasie Club’s bookings reflect this desire—that didn’t change with the remodel. The club’s reopening night on September 17 was headlined by rave legend Bill Converse, superstar of Bauhaus-inspired electronic label Dark Entries Records. The openers were locals versed in darker underground sounds: Jordan Zawideh, Lorelei, Beau Wanzer, and Valdez. The bill at the next show, on September 23, featured the brighter, more R&B-driven vibes of DJs Garret David, Miss Twink USA, and Maudi. The Podlasie crew are delivering artists from all over the underground dance map, and the club’s Instagram posts have started providing biographical detail and historical context about each performer.

The view looking out from inside the front door of the old Podlasie Club Credit: Micco Caporale

But today Podlasie Club’s interior is a far cry from the space that welcomed everyone out of quarantine to throw back drinks and sweat into each other’s mouths. It’s mostly exposed brick, though there’s some intricate floral wallpaper inspired by Polish folk patterns; local artists (many of whom are Polish) have also installed mini murals. The bar portion is visually defined as a sitting-and-talking space, outlined by inky leather couches and dotted with pony-hair chairs. Electric candles of varying sizes cast a dim light, and a vague but unmistakable spicy-sweet aroma hangs in the air. The party area and its dance floor are still in the back, separated from the bar by a gauzy curtain that opens into a black box of oblivion. 

During the remodel, Vitek insisted that Podlasie would maintain its Polish spirit—there would be Polish-themed cocktails, and throughout the club the decor would make visual nods to Polish folklore. The old Polish beer signs would stay too. But in an important sense, whatever Podlasie did would have a Polish spirit, because it’s still run by Polish people.

“That’s who you are,” he says. “If you’re not authentic to where you’re from, you don’t have anything. I’m an American, but I’m Polish first. That’s important to all of us, including my sister. Mom worked really hard on this place for all these years. So we kind of want to keep it going, even though the clientele has changed. Mom is excited it’s still going. It’s almost like a big circle, you know? It’s a totally different genre of music and all that, but at the end of the day, you know, the ownership stays in Polish hands.”

On September 30, I went to Podlasie to catch Humboldt Arboreal Soundsystem—an informal DJ pop-up known for presenting weekend summer dance sets beneath a large tent in Humboldt Park. They’re a beloved staple of the local dance community, and they even loaned Najdi speakers for the first Pleasure Club party. 

On the dance floor, I saw a white guy in a hoodie get unpleasant with an older Black woman in a straw hat who’d bumped into him as she danced. Another guy pressed his face into a woman’s ear to loudly explain house music as they stood still in the middle of the dance floor. Many people were elbowing dancers away so they could take selfies, even though the room was extremely dark. By the bar, there was a group of maybe seven men in suits—not office suits but the kind worn with no tie and a shirt button popped. One of them tried to dazzle the rest by balancing a beer can on his head, and another stumbled on something. He picked it up and offered it for group inspection: an empty bottle of VCR head cleaner. “What the fuck?” he said, and someone offered an explanation of poppers that sounded like a half-remembered Wikipedia article. Everyone laughed—what an amusingly exotic artifact they’d found. I stopped waiting for Humboldt Arboreal Soundsystem and went home before 1 AM. On opening night, I’d left before Bill Converse played too.

Chicago teems with people at peak clubbing age who feel unpleasantly hyperaware of being perceived—they’re policed by peers on social media, policed by social media platforms themselves, literally policed in their communities, or all three. And every day they have to publicly perform as very specific versions of themselves to make money. They’re eager for relaxed, accessible places to escape that exhausting virtual panopticon—places like Podlasie used to be and still could be again. 

Many of these people are transplants making their living in the gig economy and renting rooms in packed apartments, but unlike Danuta and much of her generation, they almost certainly won’t be able to finance a building, even by working several low-paying jobs—and they certainly won’t be able to do it in less than ten years like she did. That means they’re unlikely to ever have ownership of their own club spaces—the kinds of changes that Podlasie has undergone will remain out of their control wherever they go.

At pre-remodel Podlasie, hundreds of people returned from a year spent inside enduring the botched government COVID response to find refuge from the pandemic’s acceleration of America’s economic collapse and descent into fascism. The bar echoed many of the aesthetics driving today’s cutting-edge club music—coldwave, for instance, is inspired by the low-tech synth experiments of Italo disco and 70s and 80s Eastern European dance music. For a beautiful moment in 2021, from the middle of July to the middle of December, Podlasie was the perfect cultural balm that no one could have predicted finding.

“We were a group of four young people wanting to listen to music and celebrate our love for one another,” says Lane, recalling the early days of Pleasure Club. “And while I’m not part of Podlasie anymore, it brings me joy to know that I was able to spend a few parties looking at a dance floor and seeing my best friends, complete strangers, and people I haven’t seen in years uniting and experiencing something really special. I hope there are many, many more lines down the block for the family, because they truly deserve it.”

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1 major thing for the Chicago Bears to accomplish on ThursdayVincent Pariseon October 13, 2022 at 4:46 pm

The Chicago Bears are getting set to take on the Washington Commanders in this week’s edition of Thursday Night Football. It is coming a week after the Denver Broncos and Indianapolis Colts played one of the worst games in the history of the league.

It isn’t really a matchup that screams excitement to follow it up with Washington and Chicago but they don’t have to do much to play a better game one week later. Honestly, it is a shame that the Bears are once again seen as a team that can’t be fun.

Certainly, it would be nice to see them prove everyone wrong. That can happen if they accomplish one big thing. That is for them to keep Justin Fields playing well after the second half that he had against the Minnesota Vikings last week.

The first half was a complete dud for Fields but the halftime adjustments were good enough to make him look like a completely different quarterback. The defense didn’t make the final stop of the game which allowed the Vikings to claim the win anyway but Fields was awesome.

Against these Commanders, it can go many different ways. Fields could go out there and look so good again and nobody should be surprised. However, he is still learning out there so don’t be shocked if he struggles again. At the end of the day, there needs to be growth.

The Chicago Bears need to see Justin Fields continue to grow first and foremost.

Fields is going to have some added help this week. The receiver core outside of Darnell Mooney is not very good but they are getting N’Keal Harry back from injury. He didn’t have all that much success with the New England Patriots but there were flashes of how he was a first-rounder.

Now, with the Bears, he seems rejuvenated and excited to be there. Any help for Fields will help him grow and once again, that needs to be the most important thing for this team.

If they can accomplish that, win or lose, the Thursday Night Football game will be a success. We can only hope that the coaches and players do what they can to make that a reality in this one.

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NBA adds 4 new refs, including 2 more womenon October 13, 2022 at 5:39 pm

The NBA’s roster of female referees continues to grow.

Cheryl Flores and Dannica Mosher have been promoted to the level of full-time staff officials, the NBA said Thursday. The NBA now has eight women at the full-time referee level, the most the league has ever had at one time.

Flores and Mosher earned promotions from the G League level, as did another pair of new hires – Matt Kallio, who becomes the NBA’s first international full-time official, and Robert Hussey.

“Cheryl, Robert, Matt and Dannica have demonstrated the ability and professionalism required to be a full-time NBA officiating staff member,” said Monty McCutchen, the NBA’s senior vice president overseeing referee development and training. “We are excited for them to have reached this milestone in their careers.”

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Flores and Mosher join Lauren Holtkamp-Sterling, Simone Jelks, Ashley Moyer-Gleich, Natalie Sago, Jenna Schroeder and Danielle Scott as women at the full-time NBA referee level. Ten women have held that job in league history, with the current eight joining Violet Palmer and Dee Kantner on that list.

A record 12 women worked games last season in the NBA, some getting called up from the G League and non-staff levels to help when the league’s officiating roster was decimated by COVID-19. The current group of eight full-timers all did games, as did Clare Aubry, Sha’Rae Mitchell, Blanca Burns and Jenna Reneau.

Flores has spent nine seasons in the G League and 10 in the WNBA, and is also an accomplished women’s college referee with two Final Fours on her resume. Mosher has four seasons of G League officiating experience, five seasons in the WNBA and worked both the G League Finals and the WNBA Finals last season.

Hussey has worked five G League seasons and two in the WNBA. Kallio – a native of Edmonton, Alberta – has seven years of G League experience, five years of WNBA experience and worked the Tokyo Olympics.

“We’re looking for the best referees,” McCutchen said.

Adding women to the refereeing positions has been a priority for McCutchen and other NBA executives, including Commissioner Adam Silver. McCutchen has long said that the NBA will hire the best people to fill the job, regardless of gender.

“It’s just fantastic. And that’s the way our society should be,” McCutchen said. “The NBA feels very strongly that this should be a meritocracy. And this is exactly what a true meritocracy looks like.”

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