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A Chicagoland ChristmasMarah Eakinon December 7, 2022 at 5:42 pm

Why do so many Christmas movies take place in Chicago? Home Alone’s Wet Bandits tore apart the northern suburbs in 1990 while National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation shot some of its establishing shots in the Loop in ’89. Vince Vaughn brought Fred Claus to town 15 years back, while Office Christmas Party found Jason Bateman, Jennifer Aniston, and Olivia Munn terrorizing a downtown high-rise back in 2016. 

It’s anyone’s guess as to why so many movies think “Chicago” in the same breath as “Santa,” but it’s a trend that shows no sign of slowing down, particularly as streamers, niche cable networks, and (shudder) Candace Cameron Bure have doubled down on making Christmas content. This year alone, there are 170 new holiday movies across all networks and streaming platforms, from big budget productions like Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell’s Spirited to the much smaller Holly & the Hot Chocolate, which marks QVC’s first foray into the Santasphere. More annual holiday movies seems to have meant more work for Chicago’s film industry, too, with at least four distinct holiday movies being filmed within the city’s confines last year.

Buffalo Grove resident Adam Rockoff can take some credit for Chicago’s Christmas film boom, having written over a dozen different Christmas movies, including A Merry Christmas Wish and A Royal Christmas Engagement. Rockoff says he got his start in the biz by writing thrillers and horror movies. When some of the former got picked up by channels like Lifetime, he began working with what he says are “five or six large companies in LA,” any of whom might ask him to pen some heartwarming holiday fare. Rockoff acknowledges the limitations of the oft cheesy genre, but says he relishes the challenge of having to write to a particular set of parameters. Plus, he jokes, “There are a lot of worse ways to make a living.”

One of Rockoff’s latest creations is Crafted for Christmas, a potential future classic being shot this winter out in Buffalo Grove. The second Christmas movie bankrolled by Chicago’s Throughline Films, Crafted for Christmas tells the story of a hardened big city reporter who’s forced to take a break from her political beat in favor of a puff piece about a small-town toy company run by some ruggedly handsome craftsmen. Anyone with half a brain knows what happens from there, and that’s sort of the point. 

Throughline co-owner John W. Bosher says that about two-thirds of all holiday movies airing on TV these days are made on spec, meaning that production companies foot the bill to make them, all in the hopes that a network or streamer then buys the rights to air the movie. Because companies like Throughline are looking to actually sell their movies, be it to Hallmark, Lifetime, or Great American Family (GAC), Bosher says, “We don’t want to take any big swings. If we do something that Lifetime’s OK with but Hallmark and GAC wouldn’t be, then we’re limiting ourselves. You don’t want to lean too heavily in any one direction.” 

Crafted for Christmas perfectly threads the network needle, avoiding too much talk of Santa or religion, too-recent relationship drama, or anything that might suggest a Chicagoland Christmas isn’t all fluffy white snow and peacoat-appropriate weather. 

“The Christmas that we’re trying to sell is one that’s nostalgic and where everything’s pleasant,” Bosher says. “You don’t want to see your actors shivering, and you don’t want to see the ugly side of winter, like gray street sludge on the curb.”

That’s probably why Bosher and company have chosen to shoot Crafted for Christmas out in the burbs, where quaint main streets abound and local business owners are all too happy to open up for some festive cheer. “It’s so much easier to get someone’s cooperation if you tell them we’re making a Hallmark-esque Christmas film than to go into someone’s business and say, ‘Can we stage a quadruple homicide here?’” Bosher jokes. “There’s not a lot of weight in the material, and the productions can have kind of a light atmosphere.” 

Throughline is shooting Crafted for Christmas at a number of local businesses, like WTTW’s news studio in North Park, a toy factory in Vernon Hills, and at the Cherry Tree Inn B&B in Woodstock, which also acted as Bill Murray’s temporary residence in Groundhog Day. At the B&B, Bosher says, Crafted’s art department is working in tandem with the business owners to seamlessly blend their decoration plan for this holiday season with what the movie thinks would look good on camera. “That way,” Bosher says, “it gives them some free labor, gives us some cost savings, and in the end, everybody gets a beautiful product that they’re happy with.” 

Production designer Ania Bista knows how that works, having made Chicago Christmas magic happen onscreen in movies like Hot Mess Holiday, a Comedy Central movie about both Diwali and Christmas that came out last year. Like most festive fare, Hot Mess Holiday didn’t actually shoot in the winter, giving Bista some distinct curation challenges. These days, it’s certainly easier to order a bunch of fake Christmas trees online than it was even a decade ago, but that doesn’t mean Bista is a fan of the practice. “I would prefer to see things in person so I can really see the scale, the quality, and the color,” Bista explains. “Buying and renting locally is always preferred.” 

Throughline Filmsthroughlinefilms.com

For Hot Mess Holiday, Bista says, that meant trekking north to Loves Park, home of the Ambrose Christmas store. Open just six months a year, the holiday emporium keeps a hefty stock of all things Christmas and was willing to open its doors off-season for Bista and her reasonably generous checkbook. 

Bista says, “I was able to send either myself or a team member out there to buy everything in person. It was great to be able to support them, too, because I was able to get everything I needed in a matter of weeks rather than hoping some Amazon order was going to come in time.” 

When Bista was done with her holiday glitz and glitter, she even thought to pass some of it along to local prop shops, like Zap Props in McKinley Park. Shop owner Madeline Rawski-Edquist says she’s now the proud owner—and renter—of a cute pink Christmas tree courtesy of Bista and Hot Mess Holiday. She’s added it to her stock of holiday gear, which includes antique toys featured in Home Alone 2 and a pair of five-foot-tall nutcrackers viewers might recognize from Office Christmas Party

“It’s always interesting to see what you get a request for,” Rawski-Edquist says, musing that while the three full-sized Santa sleighs she has in stock are always rented out around the holidays, she “could always use more thrones” for Jolly Old Saint Nick. Those, she says, she knows she could rent. Fake snow mounds, too. “I don’t have any of those,” Rawski-Edquist says, “but I wish I did.”

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The Golden Girls camp up ChristmasJosh Flanderson December 7, 2022 at 5:51 pm

Now in its 21st year, Hell in a Handbag Productions has a ridiculously hilarious new show playing at the Center on Halsted in their The Golden Girls: The Lost Episodes series subtitled The Obligatory Holiday Special. With the holidays looming, December is a time to see happy, funny shows, and Golden Girls does not disappoint. Playwright and perennial Dorothy, David Cerda, has crafted a comedy with just the right balance of melodrama and humor, paying homage to one of the best-written TV shows of all time. 

The Golden Girls: The Lost Episodes—The Obligatory Holiday Special Through 12/30: Thu-Sat 7:30 PM, Sun 3 PM; also Sun 12/18 7 PM and Wed 12/21 7 PM; no performances Sat 12/10 and 12/24 or Sun 12/25; Hoover-Leppen Theatre at Center on Halsted, 3656 N. Halsted, handbagproductions.org, $29 advanced general admission, $34 at the door, $48 VIP/reserved seating with drink ticket

Dorothy and the gals learn that the Shady Pines Retirement Community is closing, and they need to save Sophia’s friends from being homeless on Christmas. Ryan Oates is uproarious as the acerbic-tongued Sophia, trying to help her friend Nancy Drew avoid losing her home (a fantastic Robert-Eric West, stepping in to understudy for Danne W. Taylor). Grant Drager nails the naughty Blanche (pun intended), and Ed Jones is delightful as the dim-witted Rose, who may not make it to the St. Olaf Herring Bowl Parade.

Cerda captures the essence of the original show, including working with seasoned actors who elevate this work to more than just campy sketches under Spenser Davis’s direction. But don’t be fooled—he keeps it smartly self-aware. It’s essentially a light piece of nostalgia from a less-informed time, and Cerda and the company enjoy playing with that motif. Cerda even sprinkles in a deftly written talent show, allowing his actors to showcase their singing abilities with comical Christmas and Hanukkah songs.

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Drone legends Sunn O))) bring their new concept, Shoshin Duo, to Thalia Hall for one bone-rattling nightShannon Nico Shreibakon December 7, 2022 at 6:00 pm

Over the course of 24 years and nine full-length studio releases, drone-metal outfit Sunn O))) have cultivated a lofty mystique. In fact, their reputation often precedes them: you’ve probably heard the lore of their 120-decibel live shows, with their glacial cadences and bone-rattling soundscapes. But their first Chicago appearance since a 2019 stint at Rockefeller Chapel is the local debut of a new endeavor called Shoshin (初心) Duo. This project pares Sunn O))) down to its founding members, Stephen O’Malley and Greg Anderson, for a maximalist display of volume, harmonics, and distortion. Shoshin is the Buddhist concept of learning with a “beginner’s mind,” surrendering preconceived notions in favor of openness and radical zeal. This approach bears a natural kinship with the modus operandi of Sunn O))). They’ve explored the outer limits of what a guitar-amp-pedal rig can achieve, pushing listeners to reconsider what music can and should be. 

Buddhism has been a frequent theme in Sunn O)))’s work in recent years, and it’s a personal source of inspiration for O’Malley. On 2015’s Kannon, Sunn O))) used equally jolting and spellbinding compositions to explore the transformative power of suffering through the lens of the Buddhist goddess of mercy. When they began tracking 2019’s Life Metal at Chicago’s Electrical Audio, O’Malley and Anderson pursued a daily practice of setting aside 12 minutes at the beginning and/or end of each studio session to explore the limitations of a single modal drone. That methodical cultivation of calmness, akin to yoga or meditation, informed the contemplative, expansive music they released on the sister album to Life Metal, called Pyroclasts. However Shoshin Duo materialize, one thing is certain: it’ll be a full-body experience. Whether it leans more toward exorcism or meditation, only time will tell.

Sunn O))) Shoshin Duo Ready for Death and Deep Tunnel Project open. Tue 12/13, 9 PM, Thalia Hall, 1807 S. Allport, $32, VIP $77-$432, opera box (six tickets) $360, 17+

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Drone legends Sunn O))) bring their new concept, Shoshin Duo, to Thalia Hall for one bone-rattling nightShannon Nico Shreibakon December 7, 2022 at 6:00 pm Read More »

Have yourself a dirty little ChristmasMatt Simonetteon December 7, 2022 at 6:03 pm

I try not to lose myself in hyperbole, but I’m guessing Tom Whalley’s Jack Off the Beanstalk (a bawdy take on the classic British “panto”) is the only play this holiday season where the cow steals the show. 

Fist the Cow (Tyler Callahan), the bovine possession of the titular Jack Clapp (Joe Lewis)—whom Jack naively sells off for a proverbial “fuckton of gold pieces”—makes their rousing entrance several minutes into the show. Their (Fist’s pronouns suggested they are nonbinary) dialogue consists of moos but their facial expressions—ranging from the confused to the imperious—and provocative dancing make them the real Greek chorus. 

Jack Off the Beanstalk Through 12/18: Wed-Sat 7:30 PM, Sun 3 PM, PrideArts Center, 4139 N. Broadway, 773-857-0222, pridearts.org, $35 ($30 students/seniors), recommended 18+

PrideArts, after kicking off this season with the lovely musical drama Girlfriend (also featuring Lewis), does a real 180-degree turn with the ribald story of Jack’s attempts to save his farm and village from the Vagiant and its villainous henchman, Fleshlight (Neill Kelly), wooing Princess Jill (Anna Seibert) along the way.

The plot is threadbare, but the spirited cast, under the direction of Bryan McCaffrey, is having fun. Jack Off the Beanstalk is sturdy enough to string together 100 minutes of vulgar jokes, bad puns, musical numbers, and rude props—the creators get more use out of a double-headed sex toy than anyone in the audience would have ever thought possible. The audience participation contest is in refreshingly bad taste too. 

With no room for sentimentality and only a few Christmas carols shoehorned in, Scrooges will love the lack of holiday treacle. Still, the show includes a sing-along to the best version of “Jingle Bells” ever, with new R-rated lyrics suggested for the relatives you hate, which alone is worth the price of admission.

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A Magical Cirque Christmas, concerts, and a sound bathKerry Reid and Salem Collo-Julinon December 7, 2022 at 6:09 pm

Last night A Magical Cirque Christmas opened at CIBC Theatre (18 W. Monroe), starring magician Lucy Darling (aka Carisa Hendrix) as hostess. Hendrix’s alter ego is a 1920s-style screwball dipsomaniac with a special talent for making bottles of booze and cocktails appear and disappear. She’ll be joining a lineup of circus artists in this family-friendly show, which also features a playlist of favorite holiday songs. It runs through 12/11 (Wed 2 and 7:30 PM, Thu-Fri 7:30 PM, Sat 2 and 8 PM, Sun 2 PM); tickets are $16-$96 at broadwayinchicago.com. (KR)

Here’s some music options for tonight, with links to coverage from our music writers:

Third Coast Percussion brings Rituals and Meditations, a program featuring three world premiere compositions by contemporary composers, to DePaul University’s Holtschneider Performance Center tonight. The concert opens with a performance of Triple Point, a work created by Chicago composer and bandleader Ayanna Woods in 2017 when Woods participated in the ensemble’s Currents Creative Partnership program. (7:30 PM, 2330 N. Halsted, $27-$52 with discounts for members and students with valid ID, all-ages, tickets at DePaul’s box office site)
Post-punk and darkwave band the Soft Moon, led by California singer-songwriter Luis Vasquez, plays the Metro tonight, and Reader contributor Noah Berlatsky previewed the show and the Soft Moon’s latest album, Exister, for our latest issue. Nuovo Testamento and DJ Scary Lady Sarah open. (8 PM, 3730 N. Clark, $26, 18+, tickets at Etix)
Blind Boys of Alabama bring their Christmas Show to City Winery tonight. The living legends of gospel music have collaborated with artists from multiple genres throughout their careers, and were nominated for a Grammy this year for their single with banjo player Béla Fleck, an interpretation of the Civil Rights Movement anthem “I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel To Be Free,” originally popularized by Nina Simone. (8 PM, 1200 W. Randolph, $45-$68, all-ages, tickets at the venue’s website)
DJs Ron Carroll and Alan King bring Afro Disco night to Celeste in River North; expect deep house in a cocktail lounge atmosphere. (9 PM, 111 W. Hubbard, no cover but food or drink purchase is expected, 21+) (SCJ)

Feeling misaligned and unready for the end of the year? A sound bath meditation session might be in order. It’s a sonic immersion into the sounds of drums, gongs, crystal singing bowls, and other instruments which create a wall of vibration that many feel help center their energy. You can just do this at home by turning the stereo up, to some extent, but the people of Mecca Elevated are offering a fancier sound bath experience tonight at Cerise, the rooftop bar at Virgin Hotel Chicago (203 N. Wabash). A $40 entry fee gets you a fully guided meditation experience (bring your own yoga mat and/or blanket to lie down on) along with a post-sound bath complimentary cocktail. Tickets for this 6:30 PM event are available at Eventbrite, and there’s a second session scheduled for Wed 12/21 if the stars don’t align for you tonight. (SCJ)

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The food of loveKerry Reidon December 7, 2022 at 6:16 pm

Shakespeare was queering the narrative before that term even existed. So it makes sense that Midsommer Flight’s seventh annual production of Twelfth Night at the Lincoln Park Conservatory goes all-in on genderqueer playfulness this year—especially with queerness under attack from so many quarters. 

Bex Ehrmann’s staging amid the purple-and-lavender Nutcracker-themed decorations in the conservatory’s Show House Room features a cast with several trans and nonbinary performers. It’s also a streamlined and smart take on the story of Viola, a survivor of a shipwreck that she believes took the life of her twin, Sebastian. Upon arriving on the coast of Illyria, she disguises herself as Cesario, a boy servant in the home of lovelorn Duke Orsino, who seeks the hand of Olivia, who is also mourning the death of a brother and wants none of the duke’s expressions of ardor. 

Twelfth Night Through 12/18: Thu-Sun 7:30 PM, Lincoln Park Conservatory, 2391 Stockton Dr., midsommerflight.com, pay what you can

But she does find herself drawn to Cesario, and in Ehrmann’s telling, Viola (Maddy Shilts) is also more intrigued by her anagrammatic double, Olivia (Ebby Offord), than by the somewhat stuffy and presumptuous Orsino (John Drea). “Tell me what you thinkst of me,” Offord’s Olivia asks Shilts’s Viola, to which the latter replies, “That you do think you are not what you are.” It applies just as well to Viola herself.

Amid the growing awareness of their attraction for each other, the show also features the delightful comic plotting of Reginald Hemphill’s aptly named Sir Toby Belch and Travis Shanahan’s hapless Sir Andrew Aguecheek against Rusty Allen’s stuffed shirt Malvolio, manservant to Olivia, and the comic and musical stylings of North Rory Homewood’s observant jester, Feste. A preshow songfest, featuring quirky numbers like Sandi Thom’s “I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker (With Flowers in My Hair”) lets the entire ensemble show off their musical skills.

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Chicago Cubs worst nightmare has come true this offseasonVincent Pariseon December 7, 2022 at 6:04 pm

The Chicago Cubs are actually having a really good off-season so far. They added an outfielder and a pitcher that are going to make a positive impact on the team right away. unfortunately, it is all starting to be overshadowed by this news that Cubs fans will despise.

After some rumors floating around of the possibility, the Cubs are losing Willson Contreras to the St. Louis Cardinals. For a minute, it sounded like the Houston Astros were going to save them from that possibility but it won’t be the case.

Unfortunately, their worst off-season nightmare has come true. He is headed south to play for the Cardinals. This is going to be a five-year deal worth 87.5 million dollars for Willson Contreras.

This is a really nice gig for Willson when you ignore who the team he is signing with is. Yadier Molina is freshly retired so the position of catcher is open for anyone who wants to come and try to fill those shoes. Contreras is the perfect man for the job.

Willson Contreras and #STLCards now in agreement on 5-year deal, source confirms, as first reported by @Ken_Rosenthal. @MLBNetwork

— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) December 7, 2022

Catcher Willson Contreras and the St. Louis Cardinals are in agreement on a five-year, $87.5 million contract, a source familiar with the deal tells ESPN.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 7, 2022

The Chicago Cubs are going to miss Willson Contreras as he leaves town.

The Cubs are losing a great leader that loved playing for them. It is unfortunate that they treated him the way that they did during the summer because now he is going to go play for their biggest rival. This makes the Cubs’ chances of dethroning the Cardinals much worse too.

For Contreras, he is in a winning situation once again. There is a chance that the Cubs are good too but it is almost a foregone conclusion that the Cardinals will be good. It is actually almost a lock that they will be a better team than the Cubs.

Contreras will join a team loaded with stars like Nolan Arenado and Paul Goldschmidt who are coming off magnificent years with St. Louis. This is definitely a good lineup that will help him get more out of his offensive game. We already know how he fits in defensively.

What does Contreras bring to the Cardinals? A great bat, a flamethrowing arm from behind the plate, and somebody who is obsessed with winning. That is a lethal combination of attributes for a catcher to have in this day and age. The wealth of experience that he brings is even better.

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How will LeBron’s absence Wednesday slow his quest for the NBA’s career points record?on December 7, 2022 at 2:59 am

When LeBron James passed
Karl Malone for second
on the NBA’s career regular-season points list
, he set his sights firmly on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the
NBA’s current all-time leading scorer.

Abdul-Jabbar has been atop the career points list since April 5, 1984 — eight months before James was even born — when he broke the mark previously held by Wilt Chamberlain. Now James has that record within reach, needing 887 points to surpass Abdul-Jabbar’s career total of 38,387.

At his career scoring average of 27.1 PPG, James would need 33 games to rack up that total, putting him on track to break the record on Feb. 9 against the Milwaukee Bucks. James has missed six games this season, and if he continues to miss games at the same rate he did last season, the record-breaking game would come March 12 against the New York Knicks. Through 17 games this season, James is averaging 25.8 PPG, leaving him slightly behind his career pace.

We’ll have ongoing coverage of LeBron’s quest, including updated game-by-game projections and complete stats, throughout the season.

JAMES VS. ABDUL-JABBAR

Even though James has already missed six games this season, he’s significantly ahead of the pace Abdul-Jabbar set in his 20th and final season in 1988-89. James has scored 439 points in 17 games in 2022-23; Abdul-Jabbar needed 42 games to reach the 415-point mark.

JAMES

ABDUL-JABBAR

YEAR-BY-YEAR POINT TOTALS

20TH YEAR COMPARISON

“Hopefully we’re in town, because I’m coming to that game [when LeBron breaks the record]. If we have a game, I still might come to the game, because that’s a big accomplishment. I love Bron and everything he’s done for me and everything he stands for.”

TYRONN LUE

LA Clippers head coach

Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images

James lost to the Cavaliers for just the third time in his career, finishing with 21 points on 8-of-17 shooting.

LAST 5 GAMES

“To know that I’m on the verge of breaking probably the most
sought-after record in the NBA, things that people say would probably never be done, I think it’s
just super humbling for myself. I think it’s super cool.”

LeBRON JAMES

On passing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Photo by Garrett Ellwood/NBAE via Getty Images

VAUGHN RIDLEY/NBAE VIA GETTY IMAGES

James’ first career 50-point game came in Toronto on March 20, 2005, when he scored 56 in a 105-98 Cavaliers loss. In seven meetings with the Raptors as a Laker, James is averaging 23.6 PPG.

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NBA Awards Watch: Who are the leaders for MVP, Rookie of the Year and Sixth Man of the Year?on December 7, 2022 at 6:40 pm

On Wednesday night, the top seed in the Eastern Conference plays the top seed in the Western Conference. Is this a preview for the next NBA Finals? Are we likely to see the Boston Celtics face the Phoenix Suns again in June?

And, more importantly, does it make sense to bet on that particular outcome?

A solid argument could be made that these two might in fact be the last two standing.

The Celtics represented the Eastern Conference in the Finals last season, and this season are winning at an 80% clip that has them on pace for a whopping 66 wins even though their arguably best defensive player Robert Williams II has yet to play a second this season.

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The Suns had the best record in the NBA last season, and are still leading the West this season despite team maestro Chris Paul having sat the last month with an injured heel. According to BPI, the Celtics and Sun rank as the first and second best teams in the NBA, with the two highest championship odds.

But, does that make these teams strong futures bets?

To answer, we need to look at their odds and the odds of the teams around them. According to Caesars Sportsbook, the Celtics have the shortest odds to win the championship at +350, while the Suns have the fourth-shortest at +900.

My personal rule of thumb, particularly this early in the season, is that I don’t like to bet on any team to win the championship at less than 10-1 odds. There are just too many variables — injuries, unexpected trades for fellow contenders, teams coming together to play their best later in the season, etc. — for me to take relatively short odds on any team outside of a juggernaut.

I don’t consider either of these teams juggernauts, compared to their peers.

While I agree that the Celtics have played the best basketball in the East this season, I also have to note that the Celtics are led by a pack of young-twenty-somethings that are willing and able to play high-minute, high-energy basketball for the entire 82-game marathon and still have gas in the tank for a two-month postseason.

The Milwaukee Bucks, on the other hand, are an older team that’s been there and done that and knows they have to conserve a bit to be there at the end. It’s a bit shocking that Giannis Antetokounmpo, who feels like he’s been around forever, just turned 28 years old on Tuesday. But, he’s surrounded by thirty-somethings, one of whom (Khris Middleton) is just returning after an injury that sidelined him last season, and I’d be willing to bet that they have some rarely tapped reserves that they don’t plan to touch until the postseason.

It’s key to remember that the Bucks were the 2020-21 NBA champions and that the Celtics only got by them in seven games in 2021-22 with Middleton sidelined. So, at best, I think the Celtics and Bucks are co-favorites to represent the East, and if I had to pick I’d still lean to the Bucks.

Similar story in the West, where the Warriors ceded regular season glory to the Suns last season, only to sprint by them in the playoffs on their way to the title. The Warriors have gotten out of the gates slowly, and BPI rightly recognizes that the Suns have been better thus far, but if I’m looking to the postseason, I’d still have the Warriors ahead of the Suns on my personal futures list.

So, if I’m not willing to bet either the Celtics or the Suns to win the championship, who would I consider betting instead? I disqualify the Bucks (+575) and the Warriors (+650), my preseason and current picks to meet in the Finals, for the same reasons: there isn’t enough juice to interest me.

Two of my best futures Finals bets were the 2008 Celtics (who I got at 25-1) and the 2019 Raptors (who I got at 60-1). In both of those cases, I was able to get (egregiously) long odds on teams that I had as frontrunners to win the championship. While that wouldn’t be the case this season, there are some interesting teams that I think could compete for the title if everything broke correctly that have longer odds.

For one, I’m intrigued by the Cavaliers at +1800. I’ve been very vocal about how strong I thought they’d be since the offseason, when they traded for Donovan Mitchell, and thus far in the season they’re living up to my expectations. They have one of the top-5 records in the NBA despite injuries depriving them of many games from their best players, and according to BPI they also have the fifth-best championship odds in the NBA.

Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland make up one of the top backcourts in the NBA. AP Photo/Nick Cammett

It’s a similar story with the Grizzlies (+1800), currently a game out of the best record in the West despite a plethora of missed games from young stars Desmond Bane and Jaren Jackson Jr. Additionally, they are the team with the fourth-best odds to win the title according to BPI.

The 76ers have been beset by injuries, and even healthy haven’t fully put it all together, but a) no one really wants to face a team featuring Joel Embiid, James Harden, Tyrese Maxey, Tobias Harris and a now relatively deep bench that’s gotten plenty of playing time; b) they still have the third-best odds to win the championship, per BPI; and c) Caesars has their odds to win it all at +2000, relatively long odds for a team that has a legit chance to make a run.

There are other longshots that catch my eye on a personal level, but the above three have a pretty strong case to be made that they have almost as good a chance to win it all as the Celtics or Suns, but with much more juice. At just past the quarter pole of the season, those are the kind of futures bets that I would be more likely to do than just betting the favorites. (Even if, admittedly, the Celtics look really good thus far).

Now, let’s take an early look at how the Awards races look at this point in the season.

Most Valuable Player

LeaderJayson Tatum (+250)

In the huntLuka Doncic (+250)Giannis Antetokounmpo (+270)

Long shots of interestJoel Embiid (+1500)Ja Morant (+2500)Anthony Davis (+5,000)

According to the odds, this is currently a three-man race that is almost a dead heat. Tatum’s excellent play on the team with the best record in the NBA has him in the favorite slot, but Doncic’s video game numbers and Giannis’ consistent excellence on a strong Bucks squad has them both right there. I still believe Giannis to be the best player in the game, but as mentioned above, Tatum has the youth and energy to play at a high level for long minutes essentially every game. At the just-after-quarter pole, I agree he should be the favorite.

But, as above, longer shots tend to catch my interest. Embiid has been runner up in each of the last two MVP races, he’s still putting up excellent numbers in what could be his peak years, and if he and the 76ers stay healthy they could still compete for a high seed. I wouldn’t be surprised if, by next month’s update, Embiid had joined the top-3 and made it a four-man race.

Morant is worth mentioning, because like Tatum he’s got youthful vigor and endless energy. Unlike Tatum, Morant has top-play-on-Sportscenter highlight ability on a nightly basis. The Grizzlies are currently only a game out of first in the West, and if Bane returns and Jackson stays healthy, they could push for best record in the league…which would only boost Morant’s MVP chances.

Davis earned this mention by putting up numbers unseen since Moses Malone and helping lead the Lakers to eight wins in 10 games. But, on Tuesday, the downside of Davis’ personal coin showed up when he had to leave the game in the first quarter due to illness. Anyone can get sick, just like anyone can get hurt, but Davis has developed enough of a reputation that it’s hard to see him get MVP consideration unless/until he proves he can stay healthy long-term and the Lakers were able to stay hot long enough to get back into contention.

Rookie of the Year

It’s going to be difficult for anyone to catch Paolo Banchero if he can stay healthy. Julio Aguilar/Getty Images

LeaderPaolo Banchero (-550)

In the huntBennedict Mathurin (+320)

Longer shotJaden Ivey (+2,500)

Banchero has been injured for much of the time since the last article, but he’s still the runaway favorite for this award. Mathurin has played well enough that his odds have gotten shorter, and Ivey has played well and should only get better, but if Banchero stays relatively healthy this is his award to lose.

Defensive Player of the Year

Brook Lopez is known for his 3-pointers but the veteran big man is still a force on D. AP Photo/Scott Kinser

LeaderBrook Lopez (-105)

In the huntO.G. Anunoby (+475)Giannis Antetokounmpo (+500)

Longer shotEvan Mobley (+1000)Bam Adebayo (+1400)Rudy Gobert (+2,500)Mikal Bridges (+3,000)Clint Capela (+30,000)

I would never have expected Lopez to have the shortest odds to win DPoY, but it is worth noting that he had some excellent defensive performances in recent seasons, including the year that teammate Giannis won the award. With that said, I still have trouble imagining Lopez actually winning the award, in large part because he has such a big-name teammate that will likely draw attention away from him.

I do hope you paid attention to my ‘longer shot’ section last month, when I pointed out that Anunoby was second in the NBA in Defensive Real Plus Minus at a time when his DPoY odds were +2500. He’d currently be my favorite bet, among the three with the shortest odds…especially if you were able to get him when the odds were longer.

Mobley looks like a future winner of this award and could get in the mix this season. I’ve been saying the same for Adebayo for years, so he’s worth paying attention to. Gobert is a multiple-time winner of the award, and he still has the upside to really settle in with the Timberwolves and regain his usual consideration.

Bridges, like Anunoby, is a forward with a defensive reputation who’s playing well and leading his team in Defensive RPM. Then, there’s Capela, who I pointed out was leading the NBA in DRPM last month despite ridiculously long odds. He’s still top-3 in the NBA in DRPM, and the Hawks currently rank 10th in the NBA in Defensive Rating and have the fourth-best record in the Eastern Conference. If this continues, with Capela maintaining a high individual impact on a successful team with a strong defense… I’m just saying, at 300-1 he’s worth a look.

Sixth Man of the Year

Russell Westbrook has hit the ground running in the role of Sixth Man with the Lakers. AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez

LeaderRussell Westbrook (+140)

In the huntJordan Poole (+250)Malcolm Brogdon (+425)

Longer shotBones Hyland (+2500)Bobby Portis (+3000)Cameron Payne (+5000)

Westbrook and Poole were first and second on this list last month, and are holding steady. Again, I hope you noted Brogdon last month when I had him as a longer shot at +2000, because he’s moved way up the list and I think might have the best chances among those with the shortest odds.

Hyland is an electric player, and he’s formed a key role and is making a name for himself on a Nuggets team that will be in the playoffs mix. Someone tweeted me (@ProfessorDrz) that Hyland is making him stay up and watch West Coast basketball again, which shows he’s creating buzz.

Payne is also worth watching, because he’s gotten extended run as the starting point guard on the team with the best record in the West, which has also really helped his averages. If the season ends with the Suns on top again, and Payne has great averages and an acknowledged key role on a contender, he should have better than 50-1 odds.

Most Improved Player

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (31.3 PPG) has made a huge leap in his fifth NBA season. Ian Maule/Getty Images

LeaderShai Gilgeous-Alexander (-155)

In the huntTyrese Haliburton (+425)Lauri Markkanen (+450)

Longer shotDesmond Bane (+2200)Anfernee Simons (+2500)Tyrese Maxey (+3000)Anthony Edwards (+5000)

Gilgeous-Alexander has made himself the odds-on favorite, posting numbers that would get him in the MVP conversation if the Thunder were a better team.

Haliburton is leading the league in assists and could be an All-Star this season, while Markkanen continues to keep the Jazz more relevant than anyone expected.

Bane and Maxey have fallen off the pace due to injury, but both were playing excellent before the injuries and could get back into the race if they come back still scoring 25+ PPG. Simons gets to shine whenever Damian Lillard is injured, and his candidacy is also predicated on keeping his scoring average in the upper 20s. Edwards is currently scoring at that pace with Karl-Anthony Towns out, and if he keeps improving, he could move up the list as well.

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Peter Friederici has a history in these pages. In 1987, the Chicago native—then a recent Northwestern University graduate with a bachelor’s degree in comparative literature and no clear path to a career—got hired as a Reader editorial assistant. He spent two years in that job, working under editors Michael Lenehan and Alison True. Now an established environmental author and a professor at Northern Arizona University, he credits those two years with teaching him how to be a journalist.

“Chicago was an endless source of stories, and proofreading every week was a great way to learn to write and edit. You see what everybody’s doing—it’s a little bit like seeing everybody’s dirty laundry—and you see how things can be improved,” Friederici recalls. “It gave me a potential outlet, and the Reader had that wonderful freedom—you could write about something that most people would view as obscure.”

A hefty piece on the demise of prairie chickens and another about a walk through the Volo Bog are representative of numerous stories he contributed to the Reader during those years, and subsequently as a freelancer. Concern for the natural world has been a through line in his writing, some of it done during a seven-year stint as a field biologist; at NAU he teaches rookie scientists how to better communicate about their work. His latest book, Beyond Climate Breakdown: Envisioning New Stories of Radical Hope, published this fall by MIT Press, is a sweeping and often eloquent 143-page essay on our biggest and most neglected problem: this overheating planet, “our own Frankenstein.”  

In brief, the greenhouse gases that industrialization has released into the atmosphere are destroying the stable climate that’s made human existence possible. We’ve known this since at least the 1980s but have failed to do anything significant to halt it. “[W]hat is the matter with a society that would willingly destroy its own future in this way?” is the question Friederici addresses.

His answer is unexpectedly literary and deeply political. We need to change the story around it, he says, starting with the nomenclature (“breakdown” rather than climate “change”) and extending to the highly individualistic Western cultural narrative that shapes the way we think about our country, our government, and ourselves. This is not an issue any one person is going to be able to fix, no matter how dutifully we recycle or how often we bike instead of driving—though we need to keep doing those things too. Climate breakdown is a problem that requires collective action at the federal and international levels, and, Friederici says, that’s going to mean shedding our entrenched myths of heroic individualism.  

Arguing that individualistic narratives are inherently tragic and that tragedy entails foregone conclusions, he says we need to “step out of the yoke of the narratives whose comfortable weight we have allowed to settle on us over centuries,” including the extreme free-market ideals that grew out of the postwar period, and find more open-ended, “regenerative stories” that link us to something even older: the closer connection with nature (and each other) characteristic of many Indigenous cultures.  

“Just providing more facts to people seldom makes much of a difference,” Friederici says by phone from Flagstaff. “Especially when we start talking about challenging topics like climate change—or vaccination. We’ve all seen that play out in recent years. However much good information is out there, it’s really hard to change minds and practices.

“The 2015 Paris Agreement set a limit on warming to 1.5 degrees Celsius [above the base level set in 1880]. Beyond that, things are going to get exponentially worse. We’re already more than two-thirds of the way there, and our greenhouse gas emissions have not slowed down. It doesn’t look promising.” 

He concludes the book with a few reasons for hope, including technological innovation, the pursuit of legal liability for fossil fuel companies (which have profited by degrading the environment while promoting climate-change denial), and “the rapidly growing engagement of today’s youth.”

But, he says, “So much damage has been done already. We can have a climate breakdown future that’s really bad, or we can have a climate breakdown future that’s less bad. Where we have the choice is how bad do we let it get, and how creative do we get about solutions.”  

“We stand on a knife edge of history,” he writes, “still able to choose a path better than that of inertia . . . “

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