Donald and Melania Trump want me to sign their Christmas card
today at 2:00 pm
I was having a mellow Monday. Slept in until nine. Kickin’ it back by catching up on the news and sports. I even went for a short walk to get some fresh air. Life was cool…..and then I checked my e-mail.
Here’s one from Donald and Melania. Hmmm…wonder what they want? Probably money! Oh wait….they want me to sign their Christmas card. It says it’s their OFFICIAL card. I better get to it soon since Christmas is less than a week away. Okay, I’m a good American. I can sign a card if it’ll help our country.
Hey, look at this…I get to leave a personal message in addition to my signature. Hmmmm…what should I write?
Don and Melanie,
There are less than thirty days until you leave the White House and hopefully are gone from our lives forever.
Please try not to do anything that will cause the country embarrassment or get you a prison sentence,
although Don, it may be too late for you.
I know…I know…probably not my best work, but I was under a time crunch. After all, Hanukkah is over, Festivus is just two days away and Christmas is on Friday. I needed to make sure I got my greeting on his holiday card in on time. I didn’t want to miss out, right?
Well, at least it didn’t cost me any money. I hit send and I’m sent to another page. DONATIONS!!!!
Wow! Donald wants me to give him money to add my name and heartfelt greeting on his Christmas card. Shocking that grifters are going to grift. Do you think that by deleting that page, I’ll be eliminating my chance to share my greeting with America? I’m so disillusioned.
I’m thinking this won’t work out. Sad! Maybe one of America’s other leaders would like me to sign their card? I’m going to check my email for a message from Mike Pence.
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